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bearnakedbaker · 5 months
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Santa’s little helper 🎅
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bulkhummus · 1 year
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sometimes things happen and you gotta wonder who exactly is out there writing your script and what those ratings are like
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vinnystarxx · 6 months
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I’m going to see the FNAF movie today \(٥⁀▽⁀ )/
ft. @psychoticmanner
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lunaylin · 6 months
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can’t believe i’m gonna wake up to last twilight first episode
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naturally-dazed · 3 months
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i found this bag of sayadeya rice that comes with its own spices at the store the other day and you know damn well im jumping on the chance to try that shit if it means i eat real food without learning how to cook anything new hehe
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julieeexcheeen · 2 years
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A secret you say Julie? 👀
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edwardbonnets · 9 months
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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awhimproned · 6 months
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new niche just dropped
edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible
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midnight-coffee94 · 9 months
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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breelynnxoxoxo · 1 month
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MILK IS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES! 🥛🥛🥛
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bearnakedbaker · 5 months
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Santa Wink…. Better Be Good
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hansoeii · 9 months
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mo-mode · 4 months
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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camilleflyingrotten · 2 months
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laughingcatwrites · 5 months
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As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.
For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.
But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.
Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.
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