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mieteve-minijoma · 2 years
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17 Crimes - Chapter 1
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Chapter 1 - About A Girl
Jesus... Cheryl might actually be The Red Queen... he thought to himself as he wandered among the hedges, his fingers tracing the petals of a blood-red rose. Well, no wet paint. Guess Alice got to keep her head... for now... 
Suddenly, Jughead froze as the sounds of someone softly crying floated through the night air. 
It was faint - as if the person was trying to keep anyone from hearing them - but he knew that whoever they were had to be close by. Typically, Jughead would have walked away, not one to get into drama or other people’s business, but his curiosity got the better of him. 
Plus, if someone was actually hurt, he would feel like an epic asshole if he just left them out there all alone in a creepy Kubrick-style hedge maze. (It wasn’t snowing, but knowing Thornhill and all its gothic horror aesthetic, there might actually be some crazy guy with an ax somewhere nearby.)
He followed the soft sobs to the center of the maze and found a blonde sitting alone on a stone bench, her back to him as she curled in on herself and cried. Even with her hair down and shrouding her face, Jughead would know this weeping angel anywhere. 
Betty Cooper.
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djgrannyglasses · 1 year
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Bones & All Bughead AU
Betty sets off on a roadtrip after her father abandons her the day after her eighteenth birthday. She hopes to find her mother to get an answer for her strange proclivity...the taste of human flesh. 
Along the way she discovers she is not the only one  when she stumbles across Jughead, a boy with the same diet as she and an interesting moral code. The two travel together and form a bond somebody like Betty would have never expected.
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shiploverr · 2 years
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Good morning/Afternoon/Evening to all my Buggies! Today I will be getting some more writing done and maybe give you a tease to both my Fics I’m working on with the beautiful @crazymisscarly & @bugheadsfangirl 🥰
Since y’all see the mood Board for “Surface Memories”, I will be working on the one for “Just between us, did the love affair maim you too?”
Thank you my amazing buggies for all the love and support on this brand new journey on becoming a Fanfic writer 😘❤️
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yenvengerberg · 7 months
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#so long riverdale, and thanks for all the memes
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doctorcurdlejr · 7 months
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this did happen like it happened for real like it ended with this being real
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wolfofansbach · 7 months
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BEING A LIST OF THE THIRTEEN GREATEST RIVERDALE LINES, ON THE OCCASION OF THAT SHOW'S TERMINATION
As our much loved/hated show comes to an end, I feel compelled to record, for posterity, the greatest thirteen pieces of dialogue to spring from the pens of RAS and his henchmen. It was, of course, originally a top ten list, but I simply could not exclude a few of these treasures. Without further ado: 
13. 
“I dropped out in the 4th grade, to sell drugs, to support my nana.” 
“That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.” 
Spoken by: an inmate of Leopold and Loeb Juvenile Detention Center, and Archie Andrews. 
In: 3 x 2 
Yeah, okay, this one had to be on the list. It’s funny, I’ll admit. It’s a great example of the overwrought semi-sincere melodrama that helped make this show so special. It’s low on the list largely because The Normies got their hands on it, so every time I hear someone make a reference I get all “do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.” 
12. 
“No! No! What are we supposed to do now? I’m horny as heck!”
Spoken by: Archie Andrews 
In: 7 x 16
Season 7 is undeniably dreadful, and yet there are diamonds in the rough. The occasion is the failure of a projector, just as Archie and Reggie prepare to watch a pornographic film. The utter desperation with which KJ Apa delivers this line is exquisite. One is made to feel they are witnessing a genuine tragedy. 
11. 
“Tonight, they’re making an exception and debuting a cover of the song my parents claim they were listening to the night Jason and I were conceived.” 
Spoken by: Cheryl Blossom. 
In: 1 x 1 
Really a fantastic line. A wonderful encapsulation of the casual absurdity of Cheryl’s character, and a foretaste of the lunacy we would plumb in later episodes and seasons. 
10. 
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.” 
Spoken by: Jughead Jones
In: 1 x 10
A genuine classic. “High school football” before “high school football.” One is never entirely sure just how sincere the line is meant to be, both on a meta-level and in-universe. A perfect illumination of Jughead’s pretentiousness. It is made all the better by the occasional cuts to Lili Reinhard’s agonized face. 
9. 
“At the last dance, multiple students were murdered.” 
Spoken by: Principal Holden Honey. 
In: 4 x 2
Delivered as an explanation to Toni and Cheryl, as to why there would be no school dance this year. Principal Honey is in fact supremely rational in the cancellation of this dance. This being Riverdale, he is of course treated as an unreasonable tyrant. 
8. 
“Bro, I know all the secrets of this universe.” 
Spoken by: Archie Andrews (evil version)
In: 6 x 5 
Spoken as evil Archie reveals his evil plan to keep the parallel universes apart. KJ Apa’s delivery once again makes this line. He is comically sinister. Strangely, he sells it. 
7. 
“A Vughead kiss, right now, in the present might be precisely what it takes to save a future Bughead from imploding.” 
Spoken by: Jughead Jones. 
In: 2 x 14
One of those lines that both makes me laugh and makes me genuinely angry. This was a fairly early season, and this may have actually been the first line to get me asking, ‘did they genuinely write and deliver that?’ Extra points for use of the atrocious ‘Vughead’ portmanteau ship name rather than ‘Jeronica.’ 
6. 
“I’m the ultimate wild card. I am the daughter of The Black Hood. The nightmare from next door. I’m training with the FBI and I’m coming for you, you psycho bitch.” 
Spoken by: Betty Cooper
In: 4 x 14 
Just delicious. Another one of those lines that leaves you somewhat unsure whether or not the writers understood how genuinely hysterical it was. “The Nightmare from Next Door” sounds like an announcer hyping up a wrestler. Spoken with a raw sincerity by Lili Reinhart. Also points for the heavy homoeroticism between Betty and Donna. 
5. 
“For I am Cheryl Blossom, Queen of the Bees.” 
Spoken by: Cheryl Blossom.
In: 5 x 16. 
This one really doesn’t require any elaboration. 
4. 
“Elijah ascended…and I will, too.” 
Spoken by: Edgar Evernever.
In: 4 x 5. 
Admittedly, this one is only spectacular with context. But in context—the context being that Chad Michael Murray delivers this line while dressed like Evel Knievel and standing in a cartoon rocket right out of a Warner Bros cartoon—it becomes utterly magnificent. 
3. 
“It’s not queer baiting, it’s saving the world.” 
Spoken by: Veronica Lodge. 
In: 6 x 22. 
It’s actually hard for me to decide whether this one is funnier with or without context. Without context it’s wonderful, but it possibly becomes even funnier when you know that the context is that Veronica needs to kiss Cheryl to transfer superpowers into her body so she can turn into a Scarlet Witch knock-off and stop a magic comet summoned by Sephiroth an English wizard who is also the Devil. 
2. 
“If there’s no wedding reception, it means the Gargoyle King has won.” 
Spoken by: Kevin Keller. 
In: 3 x 12.
One of my personal favorites. This is a perfect line because like #3, it requires no real elaboration. There is absolutely no context in which it isn’t hysterical. 
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“Word of my exploits serving Nick his comeuppance has seeped into the demimonde of mobsters and molls my father used to associate with, so the five families are sending their youngest and brightest, their ‘princes,’ as it were to, well, come court the rare Mafia Princess who can belly up to the bar with the big boys.
Spoken by: Veronica Lodge. 
In: 2 x 20. 
This is, in my opinion, the all-timer. Every word is perfect. The rapid-fire alliteration. The use of the word ‘demimonde.’ The entirely unnecessary addition of ‘as it were.’ This is borderline Dr. Seuss. The fact that Camila Mendes delivered it without cracking a smile should have won her an Emmy. No. An Oscar. This line is Riverdale. 
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fvckyouimaprophet · 1 year
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sethcohnn · 7 months
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"You, Archie, Veronica, and Jughead have been in a quad this entire last year."
Riverdale Series Finale Scene: Riverdale's core 4 revealed to be in a polyamorous relationship (next scene)
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uglygirlstatus · 7 months
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at least we’ll always have Archie: The Musical
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taishaunas · 7 months
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It started innocently enough, with the four of us going on double dates, me and Archie, Jughead and Veronica. And then it kind of naturally evolved from there. Some nights, Archie would sneak into my bedroom and Veronica would go home with Jughead. Other nights, Archie would spend the night at the Pembrooke and I'd go over to Jughead's. And sometimes, more often than you'd imagine, I would find my way to Veronica's.
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bughead-in-the-comics · 6 months
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From Ssssh, Betty and Me #9 (1967).
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mieteve-minijoma · 2 years
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17 Crimes - Chapter 4
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Chapter 4: Sunday Morning
Jughead parked the truck in the empty driveway, turning off the ignition before shifting in the bench seat to face Betty. He remained silent, unsure of what she wanted to happen next but not really ready to leave her just yet.
“Um, thanks, Jug. I had a really good time with you today...” Betty admitted, smiling impishly down at her lap, their kiss still fresh in her mind.
“Me too, Princess,” he answered softly, “So, I’ll pick you up at like noon tomorrow?”
“Or...” she mumbled, looking up at him through her lashes.
“Or?”
“You could come in for a nightcap?” she replied, smiling at him with hopeful eyes.
“To tell you the truth, I’m not much of a drinker.”
“Me either but I had something else in mind-- if you’re up for it?”
“Color me intrigued...”  he flirted with a smug look, throwing her words back at her. “Are you planning to have your dirty way with me already, Betts? Cause, I only go to second base on the third date, just so we’re clear.”
“Oh, whatever!” she harrumphed, her ears burning, “Seriously, does your mind ever leave the gutter?”
“‘Fraid not, Princess. It twas born there and it shall die there.”
“Come on, gutter boy. I think you’ll like this,” she huffed, pulling on the sleeve of his coat and dragging him to the front door. “Say, you like video games, right?”
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causetheturtle · 7 months
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Riverdale doing what no other teen drama had the courage to do and just solving the ship war first with polyamory and then with all of the characters tragically drifting apart…there has never been another show like this and there never will be again
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shiploverr · 2 years
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Yep, you’re right! I’m giving you another spoiler of the bughead Fic me and @crazymisscarly are working on! We still aren’t sure if this is going to be a long one-shot or multiple chapters. We hope you enjoy this snippet 🤭
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Betty was back in her old childhood room, putting away the stuff she had taken to Archie’s. Her phone alerts her that she has a text message. Sighing, she gets up and grabs her phone. Hoping it wasn’t Archie, she unlocks it and sees it’s from Jughead.
Jughead: Hey Betty, sorry to text so late. Are you awake?
She smiles and replies back.
Betty: Hey Jug. Yeah, I'm still awake. Just putting stuff away.
Jughead: Are you ok?
Betty: Me and Archie broke up 😕
Jughead: I’m sorry Betts. What happened?
Jughead felt nervous after calling her by her old nickname.
Betty: Do you want to meet up and talk? Somewhere private?
Jughead: Yeah, of course. The Bunker? It’s the only place we can get a modicum of privacy.
Betty: Meet me there in 20. I’ll pick up some Pop’s for us.
Jughead: 😁
Betty chuckles at his emoji. “You never change, Jones.”
She arrives at Pop’s and orders 3 Bacon burgers (two with extra bacon, pickles and mayo), Fries, A Vanilla and Chocolate milkshake. As she waits, she gets a phone call from Veronica. “Hey V. What’s up?”
“Hey, B. Archie came to the Babylonia earlier. He told me you broke up with him. Are you ok?” Veronica says lamentably.
“Yeah, I'm ok. I just realized me and Archie don't want the same things. It’s better this way V, but don't worry about me. I am good. I’ll stop by tomorrow and see you. We’ll have girl time,” as she grabs the take-out food. They say goodbye and the phone line ends. She exits Pop’s, gets into her car and drives off to Fox Forest to meet Jughead.
Soon on AO3!
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yenvengerberg · 7 months
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RIVERDALE + tumblr text posts
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doctorcurdlejr · 4 months
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okay Riverdale post simulator go
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🖋️ narratorconfessions follow
hey guys i've been feeling pretty bored with the way this narrative has been unfolding tbh... what situation should i put my friends into next? haha
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🪓 dancinginthedark-mp3 follow
Does anybody else feel the Darkness encroaching?
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You guys seem to think I am joking. This is not a joke. It is in the room with me.
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Honestly it is off-putting in a fashionable way. What do you guys think?
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haters will say my delusions are negatively impacting my life but all this lesbian sex i'm having suggests otherwise. it's all about the Gothic Femme mindset, you lumpen ne'er-do-wells.
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I really admire their friendship! Wish my guy friends wanted this same type of bond
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they were both bisexual and without a doubt fucking
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What's bisexual???
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💎 designerbeauty follow
I'm just a classy woman looking for the Eduardo to my Mark. Literally WHAT is so unreasonable about this...
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It's really hard being a sensitive straight guy. I love my friends, but they just can't understand what my life is like. New novel idea maybe? :/
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Jughead :(
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can you invent a real problem you ghoulish closet case? some of us were sent to conversion therapy
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How did you do this to my post?
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