#bf got a buddy who got a buddy who is a hunter

[nicorobinmywife]

omfl your work is so good. some of my fave fics so far. would you write something like sanji having a strong bf? like, reader doing pushups while sanji sits on his back reading recipe books. anyways, tyy, have a good day.

thank u so much for liking my work 😭😭, i always wanted to write Sanji x strong bf and this request motivated me.

Sanji and his strong BF |Male Reader.

Sanji absolutely loves how strong you are, having a strong boyfriend who is able to protect him is like a blessing that fell from the sky to him.

he feels so safe when you carry him in your arms, or over your broad shoulders, even when your hand travels around his small waist to keep him close to you.

sometimes he pretends to fall on purpose hoping you'll catch him, and you do, just to make him happy.

Sanji gets so turned on when he sees you shirtless and sweaty after a long training session, fighting the urge to worship every part of your body.

you and zoro became training buddies, just like him, you like to do exercises to keep your body in shape, let's say the idea didn't please your boyfriend very much, Sanji will make sure to keep an eye on the swordsman and make sure he doesn't try to steal you from him.

- only 12,000 push-ups, Zoro? looks like someone has been rusty. - you can hear a grunt from the swordsman beside you, he's probably mentally cursing you, thinking that by dating Sanji you adopted some of his traits, including the habit of teasing him.

- I doubt you can handle doing 50,000 push-ups like me. - doing push-ups on his finger alone, a smirk forms on the swordsman's lips and he raises an eyebrow as he looks at you, and of course you're not going to turn down this challenge, thinking how proud Sanji would be of you as he makes fun of the defeated swordsman.

without saying anything, you accepted the challenge and stayed in the same position as Zoro, doing push-ups just resting your finger on the ground and the other arm behind your back.

it was being easy for you, and apparently the pirate hunter wasn't going to give up so easily either, you felt an extra weight on your back and saw Sanji sitting on top of you.

- "y/n-saaaan, my strong, sweet and beautiful boyfriend!" - Sanji spoke slyly with his signature heart-eyes. - "do you mind if i sit here while i read my cookbook, my darling? I don't know what to prepare for dinner today, maybe if I stay close to you it will give me some inspiration, huh?"

Sanji knew very well that he was lying, this was just an excuse for him to stay close to you and protect his territory against the green haired swordsman at your side.

- of course, Sanji-kun, you know i love it when you sit on top of me. - the cook's face blushes slightly at his answer, you could even see a little blood running down his nose, he still doesn't know how to deal with you teasing him like that.

and that's how you spent the next half hour, doing push-ups with your boyfriend sitting on your back, not only defending his territory but also showering you with praise for being so strong.

unfortunately Zoro ended up beating you, it was a big ego boost for him beating the curly-brow cook's boyfriend, after the swordsman left feeling victorious, Sanji hugged you, wrapping his long legs around your waist, and burying his face in the side of your neck, even though you were all sweaty, he didn't mind inhaling your scent, going into ecstasy with your perfume invading his nostrils.

- don't worry, my love, i'm sure next time you'll beat that moss-head idiot. - he whispers in your ear trying to make you feel better, you weren't sad, after all it was just healthy competition between friends

- it's okay, Sanji-kun, i'm going to bathe now. - you got up off the floor and placed the cook on top of your broad shoulders, making him gasp at the sudden movement. - and of course, i'll take my needy boyfriend with me, what do you think, sweetheart?

- yes! yes! yes! I l-love it when we bathe together, my dear! I can't wait to appreciate every part of your strong and pretty body! - Sanji exclaims thirstily for you, with his face blushing and his mouth drooling just by imagining him relaxing in the warm water as your arms wrap around his body, keeping him safe and comfortable.

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece imagine #one piece x reader #one piece x male reader #sanji x reader #zoro x male reader #sanji headcanons #sanjionepiece #sanji x gn reader #sanji x male reader #op sanji #one piece sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji imagine #sanji scenarios #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #zoro one piece

[zeglythofficial]

Aha a new video with a different editing POV. Me likey. Boy, isn’t human behavior fascinating and human relations even more so? I’ll say my thesis statement - is to try and get under the skin of RT.  I know we are definitely not imagining things between them. So the question is what is it between them. Why do they have such attraction. This is beyond co-stars, friends, buddies, you name it. We have already done a fabulous job processing these two but now we need to deconstruct them. Are they truly in the burgeoning stages of something deep or are they simply two empathetic people meeting in platonic joy?

R always looks impressed with T. Even simple whistling or him shooing away an airplane. Surely her bf has some skills to amuse her unless she’s a deeply kind person being complimentary. X for doubt but further I think comparisons with other co-stars might provide extra clarity.

Agreed!

Omg, she’s biting her lip. Ohhh, to be in her brain right now: psychologically a little heavy, he says. Maybe, she and Tom had very deep conversations about their characters, which tied into another commentor who indicated that it was through rehearsals that the true depths of their feelings where revealed. Like they were using their characters to say what they truly wanted to say but why? Tom already did that in that Vanity fair interview as himself. Rachel spent most of the press tour singing his praises. Why use Lucy Gray and Snow as avatars then. Any deets?

Agreed! Tom was surprised and unsure what to say. It was such a huge out pouring of emotion from her or maybe he didn’t want to say anything after the way that KISS interview went. I wonder what order this was. Also, her outpouring was so obvious that maybe concerns about Js reaction might have popped in his mind. Remember that 1 million hit interview.

He wanted her. Does she want him and in what way?

When T likes someone (in non-attraction way), he’s polite not as playful. There’s an interview with T and Hunter  and his body language was very neutral. I get the sense, Hunter is more fond of him.

I think we’re in the beginning stages of something deeper :) but for now, they’re enjoying the bliss of their friendship

1. She’s very impressed with him in generally and I think it’s because like she said herself “he’s going to be so famous” so she’s happy to know him!

3. I think it’s easier to express feelings when it’s not coming from you but “someone else”, example Coryo and Lucy Gray. Like R and T having deep convos about what their characters would do and say is more safe than having a convo about themselves and their own feelings. So R would say, “Lucy Gray would love if Coryo kissed her full of passion!” And T would go “Yeah! Coryo would tongue kiss her and hold her face!” But in reality, they’re voicing their own desires onto their characters.

4. T was speechless and got flustered. I wish we knew the order of interviews too. T always did interviews with J that day too so he kept in respectful with R lol

5. R wants him but she seems conflicted! J has a hold on her

6. T and H are more friendly vibes! I think they’re equally fond of each other but aren’t playful. My friend (not the tarot one!!!) said the actress who plays Clemmie might have a crush T but he’s not interested at all lol. I found that hilarious.

#my answers #zeglyth

[whim-prone-pirate]

TOH FOR THE FUTURE LIVE POSTING!! EDITING AS I WATCH

KING AND LUZ GOODBYE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE ???☹️

RAEDA THEME SONG WHAG THE FUCK !!!!!

THE OWL HOUSE JS BACK ON DISNEH CHANNEL😏

HUNTER THE LOVE !!

YAYAYAY YHEYRE IN THR BOILING ISLES AGAIN!!!!

huntlow .....

THROUGH THE FACE🤞

YHEY GET TO HAVE THEIR POWERS AGAIN EVERYONE STFU !!

weirdmaggedon ass planet😭😭

CALEB😦

no actually i don't think you deserve a new body

THE OWL HOUSE !!!! LITERALLY !!!!!!!

WELCOME TO THE OWL HOUSE OH MY HOF😭😭

camilla noceda i love you so so so much

i ran off to live in a cave in the most dramatic way possible☺️🫶

they have to chain up their homework😦

GUS ANGST !! NO !!!

willow....... my love..,,,......

god she's got to stop OH GOD THE PLANT TRAILS☹️☹️

LUZ IM SO SORRY AEUGH EUGAH AUGHEHGF [cry]

hehe ghost

it's going to hatch this episode it HAS to

oh my god what if it hatched when she lets herself live in the boiling isles

EIGHTIES PORTRAIT .... FORHEAD KISS..,.,, IM NOT STRONG RNOIGH

EDAKING THEYRE BACK !!!!

CAMILLA DONT CRY OH MY GKD😭

camilla the silly .. i need edits of her immediately

"CLOSED

forever :)"

oh my god the collectors making dolls out of them

HARPEDA NO☹️☹️

oh my god they just wanna be a hero oh my god oh my god THEY WANT TO BE LIKE LUZ OH MY GOD OH MY GDODD

collector! buddy! u gotta stop doing that😄

collector you make me wild tbh

fist bump🙁❤️

CAMILLA LOVES KING OH MY GOD☹️

"do you think everyone who gets turned into a puppet gets locked in the archives" ARCHIVES ?? MA?? MAGNUS ARCHIV???????

disney channel commercials i hate you HELP

back to the magic the owl house is back on disney xd🫶

"the golden guard— i mean, hunter" yay🙁🫶

THOSE EYE SHITS ARE SO COOL

matt holy mule i love you i'm so glad to see you again💔💔

gus don't make that face at your bf😭

new hexside is so COOL I WANNA GO

IS BUMP DEAD OH MY GOD⁉️⁉️

WILLOWVINEY AHHHEEGHEHFH !!!!

BLIGHT SIBLINGS OH MY GOD

EDRIC⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

there were ROCKS at the bottom😜

HIS LAST NAME IS THOLOMULR I CANT ICC CD ANT😭😭😭

oh boy !😄

the collectors kingdom looks like a tiara

i do in fact eat gravity yeah

MAMADALIA ?????

is her hair lighter or something she looks wild

WHOOF😦

THERE ARE MORE COLLECTORS ???

i love how short the commercials are this is fantastic

boscha looks GORGEOUS

amity canonically tried organizing a student council .. if that's not a fucking lmp reference idk what is that's actually insane

EDRIC NOOOOO

i'm shocked they're allowed to say the word suicide on disney tbh

yeah fuck you miki

color pallets going wild

RAEDA ARE STANDING ENCT TO EACH OTHER [most normal shipper reaction]

EDAS HAIR ??? "I JUST LIKE VIDITING RAINE?????? GOD AHEHEHD LILITHS HAIR TOO AHEHEIEIRHR !!!1!1!5!72););

LULU HOOTSIPHER REUNITE !!!

i just noticed eda's arm she's so .. design.

LOVING ginger curly haired lilith rn i cant stop thinking about them

"keep it in keep it in" elsa era [i am begging her to stop]

GUSTHOLOMULE INTERACTIONS FR

willow what are you going to do to her😄

is it absolutrly morbid if i say i need a willow breakdown in this ep

BELOS!RAINE WHAT☹️☹️☹️☹️

i forgot that's how they get memories tbh

WAAAAA FLAPJACK

god hunter i love you

WILLOW NO☹️☹️

Camilla Go After Her Go Go Go

her little tail i can't dobthis

willow kill her please

OOOOO SHE'S KILLING HER

hey willow hey what are you looking at. hey willow. hey w

GOD I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCK YOU KIKI

i do not want an ad for pretzels rn.

belos is OOZING OUT IF THEM jesus

little red kitten so true

AMI ??? FUCKING AMI ????? JESUS CHRIST

boscha you have such a crush on amity it's embarassing

oh my gif thehre playing grudgby

boscha you're in LOVE [cry]

willow😦😦😦😦😦😦😦

oh god oh god willow oh my god

AEUGH EUEGH UFHEAGG☹️☹️

i know they're not going to use they/them for the collector in canon but i definitrly want them to

pyramid scheme camilla😭😭

astral oath ?? AWW ITS A REFERENCE STOP IT

YAYAYAYAYAY WHAT USBUT

she wants to be understood.

luz noceda you're so me

OH FUCK TOU GUYS WHAT IS IT

WE CUT THUS IFF FIR WILLIW ANGST STOP IT WVERYOBE STOP

HUNTER I LIVE YOU SI FUCKING MUCH

WILLOW MY ABSOLUTR DEAREST YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

MAGIC HUBTER MAGIC HUNTER MAGIC HUBTER

IS HE A SPEEDSTER AHHHHDHE

girlie is your palisman an orb

why r u hitting hrself

[huntlow interaction] I MISSED A LOT😠😠 /j

maybe huntlow is cute. maybe.

PLEAASDEADE PLEASE WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT LUZ

luz's gliphs look like gallifreyan

BEMA US UP BEAM US UP

WHAT IS IT

A BAT !!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A BAT FIR A SEC

STRINGBEAN THE SNAKE SHIFTER☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

PINKIE HOLD CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WHAT THE FUCK

guys i'm tearing up like actually

how did dana make me care about huntlow deeply in the span of an hour

ok. ok.

ok.

bye.

#the owl house #for the future #toh #toh season 3 #toh s3 #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #raeda #etc etc

[recluse-hobo]

Thundering Pride I

LEADER & SECOND TAIL

Canopy Ryewing LEADER:HUNTER

Russet, darker ears & tail with lighter muzzle & underbelly, soft feathery furred with smallish body. yellow lidded, forest green eyes/// Godwitfur’s mate, parent to Stillwater, Rainbird & Kitface///died with Godwitfur due to a fargone sickness.

Canopy Grainfall LEADER:FIGHTER:BANISHED proceeded Ryewing

Molted, more scars than fur, light & dark grey ticked tabby prick of a tom. pale, unfocused greenish-yellow pin pricked eyes///Ex mate to Rainbird. ‘Father’ to Flitterfeather, Son of Aconshine, Littermate to Greycloud///banished with his 'Tail (Wagtail) assumed to be dead.

Wagtail 'TAIL:FIGHTER:BANISHED

Mostly white calico, scarred ears & shoulders///elder sister to Tallpad, Second-tail to Grainfall & served him loyaly along with Buckhawk///banished with Grainfall for treason & general selfishness.

STAR SEER

Thunderfall STAR SEER:HUNTER:TRAINER To Tallpad

Spikey, short furred, ginger & pure white tom with long legs & ginger flecked white muzzle///son of Fogcrest & Soiltoe, Brother to Mountainfall, begrudgingly accepting Stillwater's courtship (but does not like it.)

HERB HEALER

Chamomilefolly SENIOR:HEALER

Scraggly, large, long furred, yellow stained white moggy lady. suffers from seizures & plagued by Rotcough, has a prominent under-bite & bitter attitude.

WORKERS

Godwitfur :HUNTER

Ice grey she-cat with ripping thin black stripes, stocky body, light green eyes///Ryewing’s mate, mother to Stillwater, Rainbird & Kitface. (adopted Kitface from a young-love relationship with SB & BF, Fogcrest & Soiltoe are the only two who know as Kitface herself dosen't)

Boulderheart FIGHTER:TRAINER To Talonpad

Golden eyed, dirty blond whisp furred tom with longer dewlap. Thicker set build with long muzzle///Wanted to train his lil buddy Talon & subsequently made him 'Tail when Soiltoe retired///after Grainfall was banished he took roll by poll to be Thundering Pride's new leader. (he also gave Buckhawk a second chance)

Greycloud :HUNTER

Long furred only grey tom with warm goledn eyes///son of Acornshine, brother to Grainfall, loving mate to Kitface, very doteing father to Talonpad & all of the Colony.

Flitterfeather Greystone EX FIGHTER:ADVENTURER

Dusky grey tom, underfed (by guilt) with hunched shoulders & miss-matched long belly fur///doted over by a protective Colony due to his less than available parentage, bolstered by Rainbird's need to keep him safe he left with Patchtail & Honeyed for a safer life.

EXPECTING BAIRN

Acornshine HUNTER:QUEEN

Cream-ish redie brown tabico with swirling brown stripes///Mother to Greycloud & Grainfall///only talked about as she got sick & died before Greystone was born.

Rainbird HUNTER:QUEEN

H///Doteing yet hopeless mother to Greystone, feared mate to the malevolent Grainfall///as advised by Chamomilefolly she retires to a pouncer to build her mental health.

Kitface HUNTER:QUEEN

Greyish white belly-ed little legged mother to many with black forehead & ankle stripes with puddle like shadowy patches///Adoring mate to Greycloud, mother to Talonpad & expecting more. sister to Rainbird & Stillwater.

TRAINEES

Talonpad :TRAINEE To Boulderheart

Wide shouldered & thick furred dark brown tabby with black under-paws///Son of Greycloud & Kitface, Exited to have new siblings (as Kitface is pregnant at the time)

Tallpad :TRAINEE To Thunderfall

Sleek yet scatterbrained with white paws & warm brown tabby fur///quite naïve & stubborn with decisions with the most squeeky voice///is charmed buy Boulderheart & often watches over his & Talonpad's training///yonger litter to Wagtail

WANDERER

Honeyed :WANDERER

Sweet, short legged ginger tabby with thick white whiskers///helped Greystone & Patchtail along & out of Colony territory's

The first Thundering Pride cats that appear before Snowtail & Whitedawn, some who weren't listed will appear in the official listings eventhough they are not here.

[ur-illogical-simp]

MTMTE personalities / characteristics from someone who never read MTMTE.

spoilers btw, also these r all from what I got from the fanfiction, and fan art(etc) I've seen so yeah...

Rodimus: A cute but dumbass captain twink, who gets talked(looked) down upon bc hes not like Optimus Prime, and for being "immature"(I call bs)

Tailgate : a smol but strong minibot that has a stoic ex-con boyfriend

Cyclones : stoic mf who friends with a chaotic ass bitch and got turned into a autobot by a cute ass minibot

Swerve; a cute & funny bartender who is also depressed. And is also friends with Skids aka the vent rat. And apparently obsessed with human things

Whirl: an ex-wrecker, who liked making watches before going through Empurata, who now goes to therapy and regularly gets put in the brig(?) for being a chaotic mf

Rung : apparently hes primus??? I like his goggles, a very cute therapist. Idk why ppl forget his name its easy af to remember

Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus; hes a small green boi inside a big ass frame/body thing. I like his mustache, but he has a huge stick up his ass. And apparently hes apart of the "tyrest acord" idk what that is

Megatron: a ex-con warlord leader who apparently swore pacifism???? At least he regretted his actions(took him long enough), he likes poetry and I vibe with that

Tyrest: a primus obsessed bottom, I kinda feel bad cuz he punishes him self since he thinks he's not being prefect in the eyes of primus

Ratchet; a grumpy medic who reminds me of TFP ratchet due to personality and design. Like tailgate also has a cute con bf. He's good with guns

Drift: also an ex-con with an autobot bf, I read his 4 issue comic and I vibe with him, he's cute af and would totally pet the things on the side of his head. He seems very cat liked ngl

Ten: a tall ass mech, who likes Mags, and making things. He's very cute

Brainstorm: a chaotic science nerd, who simps for Percy, and i think tried to save his crush by creating the multiverse and going back in time ig???, makes cool ass weapons

Preceptor: also a science nerd who prob keeps brainstorms inventions in check, he's very cute i like the lil mini gun thing on his shoulder

Red Alert: haven't seen much about him, but hes cute and the chief security officer

Trailbreaker; dunno much bout him but hes cute

Chromedome; hes very cute! And is conjuxes(married) to rewind i believe.

Rewind: hes also cute

Skids: hes a gremlin who lives in the LL vents, and is buddies with swerve

Gateway - someone who tired to kill Roddy apparently, and the ship??? He's kinda cute but If I met him irl its on site :)

Overlord: a mf with some big ass lips and is butt hurt Megatron never paid any attention to him despite his efforts, he murder some important characters(idk who), he has some big ass lips and hes kinda handsome would totally sleep in his shoulder cones

Tarn: a Megatron stan, who is also the leader of the DJD, and has a sexy ass voice, and apparently is sexy enough to torture ppl with. He's cute I like his face

Kaon: the cybertronian equivalent to an electric eel, apparently his alt mode is a electric chair which is pretty rad ! when your not the victim at least, unless your into it

Vos; a fucking gremlin with a face that has a viraity of nail things. And he puts them on ppl👁👄👁, which is terrifying but hes cute so it kinda makes up for it??? Hes also has a sniper alt mode which makes my hunter heart go boom(snipers r my go too weapon in d2)

Helex; a walking furnace apparently. I think his tiny arms are pretty rad ! would hold if he didn't try to kill me

Tesarus - has some cool ass blades in the middle of his chest. Its fucking terrifying, and I feel bad for his victims. But he looks cool

Nickel: she's like the over protective friend in the group???? She would totally be the most terrifying to piss off

The Pet: apparently this guy in a turbo fox which i think is pretty rad. But what's not rad is that he used to be a person so that kinda sucks :/, would cuddle tho

Sunder : I like this mf, though he scares the absolute shit out of me when he does his mortis shit or whatever. But hes pretty cute! Would give a snuggle

Trepan: haven't seen much about him, but hes rlly cute, I like his frame and color pallet the most honestly. I feel bad since he got kidnapped by OL

#hope yall enjoy my takes on these characters lol #rodimus #Megatron #ultra magnus #swerve #skids #transformers #mtmte #tailgate #tarn #helex #vos #kaon #ten #Nickel #Tesarus #overlord #more then meets the eye #whirl #rung #tyrest #ratchet #drift #brainstorm #preceptor #rewind #dont hate on me for liking the murders and shit pls and thank u #trepan #sunder #djd

[frccdxm]

( kristin kreuk, 39 , female, she/her, human, hunter ) It’s been a while since we’ve seen HAYDEN LIU. I hear they’re a HUMAN and they reside on the EASTSIDE. They’re known to frequent MOUNTAIN OASIS (when they’re not busy with/being THE OWNER OF THE BERSERKER BAR) and have made a place at THE REFUGE. Some may say they act STUBBORN & SARCASTIC, while others claim they are BRAVE. With that being said, they’ve found the State of Calamity.

Name: Hayden Liu Age: 39 Species: Human Role: Hunter Family: 23 year old child, father (deceased), mother (deceased) Occupation: Owner of The Berserker’s Bar

Bio :

Hayden’s mother died in childbirth, so all her life it was just her and her dad. He was also a hunter and it was something that Hayden always knew she wanted to be in hopes of gaining his approval. For as long as she can remember she has been learning about species and how to fight the ones that are a threat to humans. Because of this, she has an instant dislike for those who pose a threat to her kind, and she is stubborn so doesn’t often change her mind.

Once she actually started fighting, Hayden began to enjoy it a little too much. In her teens, she became a bit of an adrenaline junkie, looking for any thrills where she could find them. She also started seeing her first boyfriend and eventually got pregnant at 16, but her father initially played more of a parental role to the child so that Hayden could continue to focus on training to be a helpful member of the human society. Everything Hayden does is in hopes of making the world a better and safer place for her child and the future of humans.

Eventually she got a job as a bartender to make some money, and she found herself doing double-duty as a bouncer too because she loved forcefully removing anyone who caused issues. Once she had saved up enough and heard The Berserker’s Bar was on the market, she scooped it up and reveled in it’s reputation, enjoying all the chaos around her as she dealt with anyone who caused trouble. Possible Connections:

Childhood friends

Drinking buddies

Hookups

Non-human antagonistic relationships

Ex-bf/father of her child

#hayden bio #parental death tw

[trashbinbackyard]

any armed asshats one and docs

I’m going with helvi and kai bc i cant stop myself now this train is on one way track

What was their first impression of each other?

Kai was Helvi’s friend’s cute older brother. Kai knew Helvi was good friends with Kat but he had his own friends so he didnt pay that much attention to her when they were younger

Enrique knew Juno was feisty and very smart and professional. Juno probably had some doubts about him herself because he never really hid his past

What is their ship name?

Oh no my sister/friend disappeared and doesn’t want to be found, what do

Docs

Describe their relationship dynamic.

Kai is a very talented hunter, Helvi is a shaman, she always blesses his hunts and safe return. They also still lowkey look for Kat even though they know if she wanted to be found she’d show herself

Two highly intelligent people toss their brains out every now and then to be snarky and loving to each other

What was their relationship like before they got together?

Kai is few years older than Helvi, Helvi being few years older than Kat. They got along when they were kids and even in their teens weren’t that interested in the other. When Kat took off, Kai hasn’t seen her since, Helvi did see her when she brought Sacran to be healed but then disappeared again. Now they’re very worried about Kat Together

Professional, they were coworkers and Enrique knew Juno was engaged and he respected that

How would they describe each other?

Helvi is sweet and free-spirited, cares a ton, great singing voice too. Kai is strong and reliable, quiet but very empathetic, leader type, if things get dicey

Juno is simply amazing. She’s smart, temperamental, sassy, determined, beautiful, he could go on and on. To her he’d be respectful, rowdy  but in the good way, not too much trouble, attentive, intelligent, fun, not a bad looker either

What do they love about each other?

man sometimes these questions, do i just interpret these wrong lol. For both of them what i just said ^

What do they have in common?

They’re both from the same village, are well  known and loved and respected by its people. Both are very close to nature, both love taking care of people in their own ways

Both are smart and reliable, they have similar sense of humor and both can get pretty sassy, they like taking care of themselves and having fun when work allows them to

What are some differences between them?

Helvi is very nurturing and people person, Kai is more aloof

Juno is very serious at work, Enrique sometimes takes the piss on his patients but all in good humor. Also he used to be sketchy and Juno is prim and proper doctor

What made them realize they were in love?

When they first started looking for Kat, they didnt say it but they both felt it “I dont want to loose you too”

When Juno had her engagement annulled and Enrique was shoulder to cry on, they’ve been good buddies for a while and they worked together so well

What are their love languages?

Acts, Helvi makes sure Kai is extra blessed before venturing out to the forest. Kai brings her bones and trinkets she might need, he also cuts her the best pieces of meat from his catch

Touch and words pretty equally, they’re kind of horndogs both of them, but cuddling and just standing right next to each other is sooo good. Words but not your usual petname shit, in that house they make open mockery of both of them in very endearing way

Do they get married? Who proposes and how?

In the future, maybe, Kai probably because his dad wanted him to, he really needed that nudge (Kory the dad, the chief the wingman)

They do get married, but i can’t remember if who proposes has been established (i searched thru out blogs and cant find anything), I’d wage Juno because Enrique knew she had been engaged before and it went Bad, so he wouldn’t want to push it

What would happen if they never met?

Helvi would still be a shaman, in a nother village if she wasn’t born in the same one as Kai, she would probably find herself a cute gf or bf to love. Kai would still be a hunter, though his love life would a be drifting tumbleweed

Juno would still be a doctor, just going through her breakup less elegantly. Enrique would still stop being a pirate and find a clinic to take him in, if not that one in the citadel then maybe on outer rim

Are there any love rivals?

Kai honestly was that typical “cool older guy with tons of potential love interests” trope type but he had his friends and the rest of the orbiters he was too shy to get to know, Helvi was safe enough. I bet there are still some lads and lasses who’ve had their eyes on Kai

Well at first Ross, but Enrique knew his place and he didn’t really Try to get Juno, it happened organically i swear

Describe your favorite moment of that ship!

Too new to have Moments yet

Anything to do with Bob tbh, their angel and demon halloween part where they end up switching costumes by the end of the night was fun too lmao

What do other characters think about this relationship?

They think they’re sweet together. Also Kory wants to retire as a chief and maybe Kai getting a wife would give him a confidence boost to take up the keys

Most of the time the clinic approves, no one was a big fan of Ross. But sometimes,,, oh dear, not again in the supply closet

Describe or write a really angsty scene!

When Kai finds out Helvi has seen Kat since she disappeared. He’s upset she didn’t follow her or talk to her more but Helvi tries to convince Kai that she is doing ok

Enrique confesses he did consider suicide way back when his old crew died and his illness began to act up more

Talk about a headcanon you’ve never talked about before.

Literally anything at this point lool. Helvi is trans, that’s right, siblings Kat and Kai said trans rights

Enrique probably has given a pocket knife for Juno for good safety measure, also showed how to use it, just in case, you are small and divine, please be safe

What does a typical date look like for them?

Going out to the forest, Kai helps Helvi collect herbs, sit down and eat some berries and talk about animals and plants

Out for couple drinks, dancing, having fun, dinner, long walk

What’s a really significant moment in their relationship?

Eventually when they (maybe) get married

Them getting together after crushing on each other for a while

#the priests in ivira's temple provide 'fuck this gender i want to be something else' potions #cant you tell i cant fucking stop myself #not that much story for kai and helvi like the pirate trio but im getting somewhere #and listening to heilung #armed asshats #space shitstorm #the docs are fun and rowdy but also reliable and professional #juno has timer but enrique has a metronome

[ti-bae-rius]

My friend - who has never read TSC- reviews TDA characters

So, my friend Matt is back by popular demand in order to review some more characters. This time, we’re doing TDA. God help us. He’s one of my best friends but he’s a free spirit and so I can’t control his savage comments. Don’t blame me for what he says lol.

Julian (aka Julius/who?/creepy sex bandit): is supposedly the team leader. 12 going on 50. Probably schedules his wanks. In a “totally non stalker way” only paints Emma. Has a special room where no one is allowed in that’s just wall to wall Emma.

Emma (aka BFF BF/Mascot of the Friendzone): the main character in the chronicles of Ty-day Friday. She really wants to fuck her best friend and it’s making the world explode. Probs got crabs from having sex on the beach.

Diana (aka too badass to need a nickname): great facial tattoos #respect (he likes Diana)

Gwynn: Who the fuck is Gwen?

Cristina (aka Aguilera/Crystal (with a K)): a drop of colour in a sea of white also on a gap year because reasons

Kieran - I’m not aware of this one. I think he’s full fey full gay. Banging half fey half gay.

Mark (aka Marcus/Half fey half gay): In the wild hunt which sounds like a gay club.

Arthur (aka fist shaker): Blackthorns’ uncle who is the literal embodiment of ‘get off my lawn’

Helen: (aka half fey all gay) got banished to an island because she’s fucking the senator’s daughter

Tavvy (aka Blood Bag/Tabby): little bitch everyone has to take care of. Gets kidnapped more than Magnus’s pets - sorry children. Only job in life is to keep Dru busy and push the plot when needed. 

Dru (aka goth Meg Griffin/actual cinnamon roll): Can kick ass and have curves. Less of an impact than the cat. (He means Church) Possibly fricking an 18 year old whilst 13. Take that Romeo and Juliet.

Ty: (aka Ty-Day Friday*) in the best buddy cop relationship with his twin sister, Gravestone. Autistic gay. He has lots of siblings. His twin died. That’s a thing.

Livvy (aka gravestone): all I know is she died and she was liked. Liv - what an ironic name. 

Kit (Kitamine/K(it)leptomaniac): his name sounds like he’s part of a Swiss Army knife. I don’t know his role. Half human half shadow hunter. Despite this, he somehow bags Ty-day Friday.

(*if you don’t know, Tidy Friday is a private school British phrase we use for when someone grabs your tie and yanks on it so it tightens into a tight knot and you can’t undo it. We generally do it on a Friday at the end of the day in last period. It’s really annoying. It’s also mine and Matt’s favourite thing)

#tda #the dark artifices #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #Lord Of Shadows #queen of air and darkness #qooad #los #lady midnight #lm #cassandra clare

[coralsgrimes]

I don’t know what interview that anon was talking about regarding a colleague but DL is as fixated on JH as people are here. I remember someone saying it could be Evan Rachel Wood. And they got shut down hard. Then people went from loving Evan to calling her damaged goods saying they have no chemistry blah blah blah. Any woman tangentially related to Ben gets ripped to shreds if they’re even mentioned as a possible romantic interest. So it’s really hard to have non JH discussion, she’s the only one people want to consider.

It’s like people have started hate shipping or something lmao. Some non JH person will get brought up like Meganne Young or even Evan and people will start berating them calling them boring, ugly, untalented, Ben would never be interested in someone like that, etc to say it’s JH for sure. Which makes it sound like they’re defending JH. Ofc they hate JH too but isn’t the inference from comments like that that she is exciting, pretty, and talented enough for Ben to be interested?

And imo if JH was just a fuck buddy/ friend and she’s been trolling about the EP for either attention or revenge against his fans (which let’s be real have been awful to her- they’ve been in her tags for over a year at this point) then the EP could be about anyone. Colleague could mean anyone he’s met on set not just actors. Like his friend Hunter who’s bf produced his album. She was a runner on Westworld.

Think back to all his alleged girlfriends that got revealed thru ex fans intensely stalking friends of friends of friends of his. Like would anyone here even guess Rayana or Peyton List? No because no one knows who tf these people are. Ben seems to date very unknown people. If it’s not JH then there’s almost no indication of who that person is.

-👑

Jules opened a pandora box, ain’t she?

DL/LSA are full of hatred towards women, any woman… And they are kinda fixated on the fairy queen but like she’s the only one here in the past two years, and only she has more than a friend potential. Ye know she inserted herself into Benny’s fan circles when pandemic started so some folks had more time than usual. If not for her, the all before girls would be gone and forgotten…

Like Evan is a friend only material, Benny is too freaking soft to handle her, not meaning her any hate, he is just too soft and closed off while she speaks her mind… If I remember right - Meganne was too clingy, Rayana was too ugly and Peyton was the one too boring. The Benny Boy summer revival was thanks to Jules and for sure Rayana or anyone else would stay buried, and Benny tried to hide her back in the day. Peyton was more easy to find, she was at The Punisher premiere after party, couple of friends outing/parties pics and ofc they walked in them flashes too. What I personally think is that they were right up the alley of the person Benny presents to the world as himself. Pretty, low-key and no weird shit surrounding them. Now we have Jules and for the love of god I can’t imagine what he could possibly see in her? Starting with them moving lips and out in yer face persona…. and her husband! He should have known that he was signing for different shit with her. Or maybe that's what he wanted?

For the EP…. Sooooo as the old saying goes, if Song For You was a flavour, it would be flour. My thought is that the songs are generis and basic af. Yer standard white girl insta shit made in Utah. He does change the story to what it is all about so that ain’t helpful so ye can add as many contexts as ye wish. Do I think it's all about the fairy queen? Hell no bitch. It’s only 5 songs but that is about 5 too many to be about one coochie x.x Pirate Song is inspired by a half real historical figure and Benny only twerked the story a lil bit so it would go well with the EP theme aka the unappreciated affection. So that one song down, no fairy in this story (there is one but not our fairy!). Nowwww 11:11 and Rise Up. There are obvious connections here and I won’t explain the whole fucking concept cuz we all read that book already, now waiting for live action xd Maybe not all of the stuff is about her but she did claim 11:11 and he kinda showed us that there is some of her tentacles in Rise Up. We are left with two songs that could be about anyone or everyone, and honestly all of them might be a mix of different experiences cuz like she is a handful but will she give him this much material to work with?

He said dear friend lots times, then went for colleagues and family… The album has obvious romantic undertones so unless he harbours romantic interest towards everyone he knows I’d say he talking shite x.x

And now back to Jules! Is she trolling? Well lately I would assume she does. In the summer? I dunno, but I think not. The ‘awfulness’ both she and Beyyn got in January was kinda justifiable. They did shitty things and Ben did everything in his power to bury it (actually a smart decision at the time but still shitty stuff). Fairy queen is not well liked overall, just look at peoples reaction around the time of Leo DiCaprio TikTok or The Activist, not even half of the shit she's getting is coming from Ben’s fans. She has bigger people to worry about than a handful of angry trolls. The trolls or Benny fans are still keeping interest in her tho. If she was feeling hurt, she would stop the shit cuz the outcome was hurting her even more and transferring onto Ben too.

Whatever fucked up relationship they had/have, it’s not doing them any good… STATISTICALLY! If the EP is about his REAL past relationships, as he claims, at least one of them songs must have been made with Jules in mind.

#👑 #lol that is a shit ton of words #the female pirate #yeeeeey

[whichwitchami]

when I say I have weird dreams, I mean it.

so my bf is about to find out. 

him: “what were your weird dreams last night?”

me: “Well, there was this old, slightly creepy dude who I kinda thought might be Odin? He was also maybe flirting with me? I’m not sure, it was a very pied piper thing where like...he had some crazy creepy charm and we were following him anyway (I think maybe you were there. I wasn’t alone at least). But then this guy turned out to be a witch hunter who was trying to be friends with me so I would tell him where more witches were, and he was hired by someone close to me? IDK. that was just the feeling I got. I ended up in a meeting with him and all his hunter buddies kinda sweating and hoping they didn’t realize i was a witch....

#about emmy #random things that happen in my life

[swampgallows]

i had a horrible dream that two of my exes (qp/zuke and bf) were going to some anime con that nate was playing but i was just attending, and then i find out that both of them are on the bill to play. only one of my exes is a dj irl and we’re on okay terms but in my dream i saw him kissing a small, cute girl 

it started with my ex qp arriving at my (old) house (all shitty dreams are in my old house it seems) trying ot tell me that he had changed, that he had become a different person because he discovered dancing, or something like that. he said he danced during basketball games, like that was his gig now, and through dancing he got sight of what really matters, some shit like that. there was a well-built woman leaning against the wall as he spoke. she was white but her skin was really tanned, like she was outdoors a lot, and her feet were almost copper color. i thought she was his new girlfriend, maybe, but the way he was following me around my old bedroom made me think he was trying to “patch things up”.

i couldn’t look at him the whole time. he kept saying things about how he doesn’t want to get famous, like be a famous dancer, he just dances. it’s just what he does. and i couldnt quite understand exactly what his “dancing” was? like he’d do dances after teams scored points or something. it sounded like the behavior of a four year old. “i’m not doing it for fame, but...” dude like you could become famous for this? standing around and doing a little dance like a toddler is your great, renowned art? it didnt make sense to me.

but apparently he took on a new name. his name was now “michael smith” but his act was “MICHAEL LEON”. in capital letters just like that. and he told me some sob story about how he’s “living with his dad now but just focuses on his art” and his dad’s name was like simone or something

i finally get the courage to say something because there’s this awkward silence. he keeps handing me things that are maybe gifts, i dunno. i remember one of them is this sketchbook or journal that he hands me, and i am so irate i almost snatch it from him, which ends up tearing the back of the leather cover. “oh... i didnt mean to do that. is it ruined?” “Oh no it’s fine, it’s... well, it has some scratches, but that’s... that’s okay... i hope you’ll keep it because i can’t take it back now.” “it’s not handmade or anything is it? because at my work we were selling some italian leather-bound journals embossed with angels and demons and they were eighty dollars. I thought about getting it because it looked cool but I couldn’t spend that much on a blank book.” [This is true. And they actually were eighty dollars.]

finally i turn to him and im trying to remember exactly what i said, what the verbiage was, i was cornered in the room that was my old ‘den’, and i said something like

“the pain you gave me / the way you hurt me was irreconcilable/irredeemable” (i used some ir-word but i felt like it was more in the middle of the sentence.) i looked at him with tears in my eyes, and he wouldnt go away, so i crawled into the bottom half of a bunkbed (we used to have one, not in that room. details) until he crawled in with me, trying to put his arms around me and soothe me. i started to cry very hard and muscled my way out of the bed and stormed off. the day ended.

it was a new day and nate and i were heading toward the “convention”. im walking down a long raised corridor with my buddy nate and telling him about all this shit and feeling pretty confident about how i didnt accept his “changed man” bullshit, that for how much he hurt me and what he put me through was nothing i was feeling capable of forgiving him for. we’re suddenly quite high and looking down at the event, and nate tries to not to tell me the bad news, that both of these exes are set to be on stage, performing, and i get a weird jealousy that “MICHAEL LEON” and his shitty singing and baby-dancing is on the bill and not me. he shouldnt even be at the event. i become overwhelmed with emotion and try to turn back, and nathan shouts at me not to go that way, or “let’s try to get out of here a different way”, because as i’m storming off i almost bump into the old zuke and see him deeply kissing a girl. i strafe away, wiping tears from my eyes, and not even a few paces later see my ex boyfriend doing the same. i went into what looked like a casino and then had a layout of some stripped-looking naxxramas.

i killed some dinosaur “mother” whose baby had been killed by a raid party by dropping a heavy, cold can of frozen juice on her head. i saw the achievement appear at the bottom. i had remembered what it was called but i forgot it now. i think it was something like “natural selection”. my brain is an idiot

illidan was further inside the ‘naxxramas’ (it looked a lot more like a very dark version of dire maul with dark gray stone actually but i “understood” it in my dream to be naxx) and i wanted to talk to him about what had happened, as i had cleared the mobs (i guess?) and was still feeling emotionally distraught. he was demon hunter illidan with horns and claws but not the big wings, and more blue than lavender. he was up high on a ledge but i think he was hostile and that was what deterred me from going up to him.

i think that’s where the dream dropped off. but my ex-qp trying to reconnect with me and ask forgiveness and whatever really fucking hurt me and pissed me off. and the “MICHAEL LEON” shit. he performed like neutral milk hotel-sounding stuff, which i’m not a fan of at all but our friend loves it and he used to give him shit about it. and our friend is named michael so im like dude wtf you took his name and his style of music and youre like “oh i’m the person im supposed to be now, i found myself, i’m a better person” no dude you just grafted the personality of our tender and talented friend onto yourself, FUCK OFF

for a moment in my dream i almost felt bad when he was telling me about his shitty dad who he’d call up on the phone to talk about his accomplishments and would have them just panned/passed off. but i was like dude, this guy fucking didnt even apologize to me in the dream, he didnt beg for me back or anything even, if anything, he came to GLOAT about himself like he always did. LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT IM DOING NOW, ARENT I GREAT? YOU SHOULD PRAISE ME FOR BEING SO GREAT man FUCK OFF you fucking piece of shit, even in my dreams youre a fucking asshole. if he really meant it, he would apologize, he would be on his fucking knees so weighed down by guilt and sympathy “how could i have put you through that” “i can never undo what i did” “i am sorry for withholding affection from you and toying with your feelings and openly being a conceited selfish horny dick with other girls directly in front of you, cheating on you right in front of your face but using bullshit lines about ‘exclusivity’ so i could take advantage of you while being entirely non-committed, so i could use you and keep you in line to have you when i wanted you but also not owe you anything” FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK MY SHITTY VIVID-ASS DREAMS

#dreams #blathering