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delcakoo · 1 year

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jake with a short gf ༉‧₊˚.

requested <3 ! jay ver ! hoon ver ! riki ver !

PAIRING ! jake x f!reader

GENRE ! fluff

WC ! 1.1k

WARNINGS ! absolutely none just jake being cute puppy bf

a/n: hoon ver is next, then riki according to my inbox jsdhdh! thank u for the req nonnie c:

AS ONE OF THE SHORTER MEMBERS

jake love love loves your height so much <333

he thinks you’re just the cutest and will take absolutely any chance he can to PICK YOU UP

need help reaching something?

instead of getting it for you, this boy will wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up so YOU can be the one to get it

then when you finally get it and he puts you down he’s like “lets gooo!! you did it princess, up top!!” *extremely loud high five*

if you’re literally just existing??

don’t question anything if you’re suddenly being raised into the air and spun around in circles while jake’s just giggling

and especially since your boyfriend doesn’t work out, this makes him feel very manly and strong so let him be 😞😞

this one is a bit annoying BUT

whenever you try to scold him he is totally unserious because lisTEN THE WAY YOU’RE LOOKING UP at hIM IT MAKES HIM ALL GIDDY iNSIDE 💔💔

“jake i’m serious, how the hell did you break my microwave?”

“uhh….😊”

“why the fuck are you smiling?!

he just giggles but quickly covers his mouth, “sorry angel, you just look so cute when you’re mad!”

you don’t know if you wanna punch him or give him a big hug because why is he adorable

and dw he buys you a new microwave before your tiny leg punts him to mars (he jokes that he wouldn’t even feel it 🧍mfer)

no matter where you are

even if you’re on in public this boy will absolutely give you endearing head pats

you’re just peacefully laying against your boyfriend’s chest in the skytrain

and suddenly he’s patting you like a cat or something

*extremely dramatic, slow head turn* “what’re you doing?”

“giving you pets!” jake replies with an innocent smile

you give him a disgusted glance, “...you’re lucky i love you.”

gets evEN MORE GIDDY AFTER YOU SAID THAT like a real pupPY

one of jake’s most favourite things on earth is when you wear his clothes <3

you just walk out from a shower with wet hair looking all hot and steamy

and as he’s about to jokingly wolf whistle from the bed like an idiot, his eyes fall to your figure being practically swallowed by HIS GREY HOODIE 🥹🥹

your little hands have formed the cutest sweater paws and even your knees are hidden by the bottom of the fabric and your boyfriend is just uwuing

“ahhhh my cute girl!! c’mereee!”

he’d then proceed to jump off the bed and run towards you, not giving you a second to protest before throwing you on the bed for cuddle time <33

“bub, i need to dry my hair”

“shhh, i’m more important aren’t i ?!”

what’re u gonna do

say no??? didn’t think so ❤️

also also

jake feels EXTRA protective of you due to your smallness :(

would if the wind is too strong and blows you away?!

when you guys are walking in a crowd.. oh boy

he has a GAME PLAN forming in his head

you are not going to be anymore than 3 centimetres from his body until you’re out of the stampede

he doesn’t actually tell you anything, you kinda just let him do what we wants as he pulls you right against his body and leads you with one hand against the small of your back

the other hand is tightened by his side in case anybody tries something

he’s ready to FIGHT

that’s a joke

this is jake he’d probably apologise if someone bumped into him BUT when it comes to you he’ll definitely be sending some harsh stares and frowns

“geez.. who do these tall people think they are??”

“you were right there! like, i get you’re pretty tiny but he should’ve been looking down too 😡!!”

*sends death glares at anyone who dares to shove into you and say ‘sorry, didnt see you down there’*

speaking of walks

if you are literally ever tired, do not be afraid to let him know !!

his favourite thing ever is giving you piggybacks and just cooing at how small and easy you are to carry

“hop on, princess!”

subtly tries to show off his not very existent muscles by flexing his arms while he carries you even tho in reality it’s just cuz you’re light af

“feels like i'm wearing a backpack”

“shortie, you still up there? sorry, i can barely even tell ☺️”

AGAIN he doesn’t like.. TEASE you as bad as two other members i’m thinking of would.. 🧌

but he definitely does make random annoying remarks like that

bullies you when you least expect it fr. 😞😞

another reason jake loves your height is because it makes it 10x easier during cuddle sessions (if you havent noticed im a cuddling w jake enthusiast) to literally wrap his entire body around yours like a whole cocoon

he will only cuddle ONE PERSON (and one dog) IN THIS WORLD and he’s determined to make sure you feel the most loved ever >:(((

when you try to be the big spoon he just giggles a bit

watches in amusement as your tiny arms try to wrap around his whole frame

“baby you’re cute and all, but let me take it from here” proceeds to flip you around so your back is to his chest before squeezing the breath out of you jshdjdh

back hugs with him <3333

if someone comments about your height, i’m sorry but this mf will probably laugh with them 🧍

“y/n! are you wearing insoles in your shoes again?” jungwon snickers AS SOON AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR

“n-no…” you lie, refusing to meet the cat boy’s mischievous eyes

then all of a sudden jake appears behind you.. the man you thought you could trust..

“oh, she is.” he eXPOSES you, “do you really think y/n grew up to my neck in a day?

then they both start laughing as if you aren’t right there 😞

“i’m breaking up with you,” you huff

he fakes a gasp, “oh no, who’s gonna help you reach the kitchen shelves then?” WHY IS HE SO MEAN

“i’ll ask heeseung”

suddenly he’s gasping for real and pulling you into a hug that lifts your feet off the ground

“you can’t do that! that’s my job :(((“

moral of the story

big puppy boyfriend who ADORES your height and if you’re ever insecure about it you’ll just end up being hugged to death with never ending words of comfort >:(

MORE HUGS FOR MY SHORT READERS 🫂

if you enjoyed, reblogs n’ comments are always motivating <3

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hollysoda · 1 year

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Who are your favourite characters and why 💪💪

My dear friend, my good buddy, my homie, you have awakened a power deep within me. I will now proceed to go apeshit

APOLLO JUSTICE

short king

has a cat (the most important character trait)

love is stored in the forehead

SCREAMS

he do he kinda silly tho, perhaps a little bit pathetic (affectionate)

his bf is hot

THE NUMBER ONE BLORBO OF ALL TIME

ATHENA CYKES

she just like me fr

JUST LOOK AT HER,,, COLOURFUL

silly robot go brr

named after a greek goddess +++ (same for pollo I guess)

girl liker

very traumatised therapist who needs therapy herself

has a cool brother/uncle (bruncle??)

BEDE PKMN

has not left my brain since 2020 (the original blorbo)

GAY AND TRANS AF

pink and fluffy

BASTARD (affectionate)

I want to squish him like a fucking grape

owns a sylveon and a unicorn >>>>>

bri’ish

the only well written rival in swsh

TOON/WIND WAKER LINK

YELLS

has weird expressions

the sassiest mfer you ever met

he can control the wind and that is so cool imo

I would actually put all links in here but I have some restraint

And in a similar boat (pun intended) to the previous:

WIND LU

MY SON

can and will stab you in the gut

tiny pirate

the floofiest hair you will ever see

he’s just so littol but he’s so strong I’m so proud of him

has too many dads

he’s already stolen all of your money

Tumblr mobile has forbidden me from adding more but honourable mentions go to Prince Sidon, Susie (Deltarune) and Arven (Pokemon)

#too embarrassed to tag this mess of a post *dies of shame*

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friday-funkin-quonit · 3 years

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Made a height chart.

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watermelonsugawara · 4 years

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You should do the multiples of 2 from the lil prompt list to get to know you! 👀

oooo hell ya ok srry this might get long LOL

2. do you believe in soulmates?

hell mf ya i do, i think soulmates can also be bffs; not strictly romantic. i found 2 soulmate bffs i think:)

honestly i even think u have soulmates that fade away. like u have certain soulmates for who u are as a person; if/when u change, someone else might be ur soulmate for the “new” u, uk?

4. answered:)

6. do you enjoy driving in general?

yes and no, i like driving fast LMFAOOOOO but im DUMB and hate focusing so hard on the road. ik thats stupid but i wanna chill and not focus. im def a passenger type mf

8. whats your favorite cuisine?

dis basic but any noodles; u can make a billion things w pasta/noodles

10. do you play video games? if so, what games?

animal crossing on switch hehe

12. what other fandoms are you in?

fun fact this is the only 2d fandom im in LMAOOO; im 4ever a 1d/btr/jonas brothers stan, also a harry styles wh*re, i also love rupauls drag race and tiny meat gang (noel miller owns this pussy) uhhhh thats kinda it:)

14. do you have any pets?

yes i have a shih tzu named max hes a fat mfer

16. do you like the weather where you live?

i live in illinois so yes, i love snow but also hot ass summers so im vibin lmao

18. do you enjoy small talk?

uhh yes? i think? JDJJSD like with some people i actually care ab LMAOOO if i dont like u i prefer 0 speaking but if i like u then im down to talk ab anything shallow/deep

20. have u ever been to hawaii?

no but id love to uwu

22. name a fashion trend that you absolutely love

ummm theres so many i love!!! if i had to choose, its prob the whole trend of streetwear/athleisure

24. when it comes to making plans, do you like to organize or go with the flow when the time comes?

uh i think organize at first, once im more comfy its easier to just be more open n plan as we go:)

26. Answered

28. how often do you cook?

a few times a week, i still live w my family so my dad mostly cooks oof

30. do you ever remember your dreams?

actually no, its either i remember a SHIT TON or none at all; ill always call my bf right when i wake up to tell him ab it LMAO

32. would you ever wanna move outside of youd country?

my immediate response is hell yes get me outta here; but then i remember my teaching license will only work in america soooo i hesitate LMFAO

34. more peanut butter or more jelly?

ya girl is allergic to nuts soooo jelly JJDKSJJD

36. Answered:)

38. What do you want your wedding colors to be?

UMMMMMM it depends on the season IM ANNOYING DJDJDJDJ but i wanna get married in the summer so maybe (im basic ik)

also ik yall didnt ask but its my dream to design my own wedding dress

40. Answered already:)

42. Answered uwu

44. do u like it when you’re awakened by birds chirping?

uhh im a heavy ass sleeper so those bird bitches never wake me up lmaooo but it sounds nice JJDSKJSJD

46. how many people do you follow?

270 AJDLAJSJDJ i just like followin a lot of ppl i see:)

48. how many drafts do you have?

18 looooool

50. even or odd numbers?

my bday is an even number so even:)

#this bitch was long!#alli answers #alice bb 😻#alli’s 200 event #about alli #mootie patootie

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lililiyababe · 4 years

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[1/2] OMG SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT AN ASK IN A WHILE!! i was busy all day today, but now i finally have a chance to write to you! but i saw your whole love letter on vernon and i think that's super cute :( his views on the world is something that warms my heart so much and just how compassionate and open-minded towards everything. i feel like he's spent his childhood proving himself, whether it's proving he's actually a korean to making a name for himself in the rap industry.

[yet another long response i’m sorry akshsj]

YES TO EVERYTHING THAT U SAID ABOUT HIS WORLDVIEWS AND ALL HIS HARD WORK AND HOW HE FEELS THE NEED TO PROVE HIMSELF!!! those are my e x a c t thoughts i admire him so so much not only for overcoming such hardships as a child but continuing to spread love and positivity and just being so true to himself despite being in an industry that is so pressuring and working so hard as both an idol doing what he loves and as a person AH he’s such an inspiration ;-;

ALSO ur alright bb don’t feel pressured to send smth in. although i do love talking to u if ur busy i totally understand!! ALSO ALSO those nicknames are so cute!! seokgyu are SUCH bf material like seokmin just RADIATES positivity and adorableness literally he would be one of the most thoughtful and sweet bfs in the entire world!! and gyu is so domestic like he loves cooking and his smile lights up an entire room u rly just wanna lie down on the couch and cuddle this mfer >:(

oh gosh honestly every look of vern’s makes me swoon i’m so head over heels for that boy but uhm probably?? smth like this?? bc he just looks so TINY and it’s just such bf material!!!!

now u gotta tell me ur fav seokgyu looks!! honestly curly haired seokmin for the king arther promo pictures was GOD TIER but then again seok is always so so handsome :(

and finally for the holidays i would just wanna stay warm w/ him <3 drink some hot chocolate n lay on the couch n watch some movies!! or even go christmas shopping together bc i LOVE buying presents and idk the thought of holding his hand walking from store to store makes my heart go 🥰 gosh this is SUCH a cute question!! hbu?? what would u wanna do w/ ur biases for the holidays??

#u always ask the cutest questions anonnie :(#im so happy every time i get to talk to u ^^#secret santa anon~#carat anon #🎅🏻❣️🌟

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