#bi panik yjh anon

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How could anyone simp for KDJ. I call him pretty but it's like: pretty (self-delusion) or pretty (lies). Even pretty (derogatory) once or twice.

Please tell me why people simp for him so I can write it down. 📝 - bi panik YJH anon

MNDNDNDNNDDNBDBDJKKDKKS njkhsdjlfkjls ahahaha pretty (derogatory) is very valid 

i cant speak for other people (also, totally free to disagree with me) but i okay well i honestly dont even know where it started LMAO but i simp for him cause i really like his personality including the bastardry ahaha but hes also really relatable cause like binging webnovels and stuff is a big mood, also i think his character as a whole is very interesting, like morally grey ish i suppose lmao im about to pull a “hes not like other mcs” but hear me out, its nice that hes not like other mcs with like ig insane powerups? even though he does get special skills w/ fourth wall and bookmark kinning etc like its bc he read the webnovel and stuff and its interesting to see how hes a “reader” but hes still like, real if that makes sense; its not like he does everything effortlessly and i like that, and even tho hes highkey oblivious at times, hes like very self aware of what he does, i guess? like his intentions and actions etc and he doesnt blame it or put it on other people 

ALSO hes so fucking funny like. i love his sense of humor and how hes highkey done with everyone but at the same time cares about them, like the dynamic he has with other characters is absolutely chefs kiss haha esp with yjh hes always like “shit, this [insert handsome, pretty, gorgeous] bastard, again?” and its so funny i cant lmao and hes also super big brain and risky af but also a dumbass at the same time and i love that about him <3

and of course lastly,,,,hes such a pretty bastard AND omg i love that frickin smug ass smirk he does lmao 

alright um so the screenshots kind of went out of hand...just a bit...in my defense personally i think i was enabled to spam pics so :P and im sorry if like none of that made sense LMAO i tend to go on tangents a lot oopsies i hope it was a satisfactory answer at least haha 

a happy boiiiii

hehe a smol 

<33

OMG hes so pretty here 

<33

LOVE THIS PANEL

i love his smirks 

the duality of my king 

DEF ONE OF MY FAVE PANELS HES SO CUTE 

$50 gift card so relatable hes adorable

i love him xD

pls his thoughts r so funny i love them

please consider taking some time to hear kdj the scammer™️ out 

he said decolonization 👌

YES ANOTHER BASTARD GRIN

the smilleeee 

smug smirk ftw

HI HOW R HIS EYELASHES SO PRETTY

ANYWAYS LOVE MY DRAMA KING 👑

thanks everyone who had no choice but to scroll(ed) down till here ahaha hope yall enjoyed my kdj screenshot spam :D and if not LMAO im slightly sorry for the suffering ;)  

ty for the ask anon! 

spoilers for the webtoon past the free ep under the cut: 

HELLO HIS EYES HERE AJDLKFL

HE BLEP

a sulky smol!! 

i swear hes drawn more buff without his armor stuff jkfdsl xD

ANYWAYS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #kdj #kim dokja #orv #omniscient reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #screenshots galore #KIM DOKJA SIR #ASDKJFHHLJK #omg also his name is so cute #kdj screenshots #anyways uh i totally am not working on this during a meeeting LMAO #i love himmm #hope this satisfies ur ask? #im horrible at using periods lmao so i never talk in complete sentences unless im like writing a paper jsdkalkhf #hope it was somewaht comprehensible at least xD

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Crack theory: The real reason YJH didn't cut KDJ down in the subway was because he thought KDJ was coming onto him (the sword line). Thoughts? - bi panik YJH anon

HELLO BI PANIK YJH ANON, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE MADE ME SIT AT MY DESK AT 5 AM HEAD IN HANDS, LAUGHING QUIETLY TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS ASK SDJKAFHJLHKJHLJHHKFAJKJEJJ fuck fuuuuuckkk FUCK jklsdjafl IM DYNG i need a moment. i. need a moment

i need proper reaction pics

okay this is me rn. congrats anon u have broken me yet again, what would you like for your grand prize? /hj

#bluris answers asks #orv #bi panik yjh anon #dokhyuk #joongdok #HOLY SHIT jsadalfjkl #*SCREAMS* #yjh #kdj #SCREAMS INTO THE VOID jkdsaklJDSANFNJKL #IM ALSO #THAT OHTER LINE ABOUT UNSHEATHNG #I KNOW I ALREADY THOUGHT TABOUT THIS BUT ALSO THE DOUBLE INNUENDO THERE AS WELL PLUS THIS ONE #WAIT WHAT THE FUCK fuck FUCK WHAT IF THE SWORDFIGHTNG SCENE IN THE THEATER DUNGEON THING WAS #REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR LIBIDO /J CRACK THEORY #I AM SO SORRY jksdlafl #also fuck my goddamn gutter brain for also. readding ur ask literally. #guys im really going to burn in hell LMAO #bet yjh more aware than kdj tho #rip xDD #im goinng to answer the rrest of the asks tomorrow #bcc i have like no braincells left rn rip #nnot that i had any in the first pllace but the one tha ti had is llike out the window rn lmfao #ok technically it is tomorrow... #nvm just after i wake up and stuff #aw shit i have a meetign ttomorrow #ok wahtever haha #anyways #thanks for the ask! #have a nice day~

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"The beautiful unsheathing of his sword."

"Let's see if your sword is faster or my tongue is faster."

PLEASE say you interpreted these the same way I did😂

hey anon!

AKSJSKSKSKKSA I DID I SAVED SCREENSHOTS OF THOSE LMAOO NSDJKAFLHDSKJAFHAKFJ LWEUFHFIHAHFIHHIFHWFHJKS I CANT NOW U PUT BOTH OF THOSE QUOTES TOGETHER-

trust me i have way too much of a gutter mind xD i think i know exactly what ur talking about

#bluris answers asks #anon #funny asks #orv #dokhyuk #joongdok #djsahlkjhfjk I CANT #im- #xDDDD #awefkjwlfkjfwjfhdsfdfndskalf #omg everyone in my inbox today is way too funny #have a nice day! #WAIT ALSO #THE FRICKIN BEAUTIFUL UNSHEATHING #JUST HAD TO PUT BEAUTIFUL IN THERRE XD #hahahaasjldf #i love their dynamic #bi panik yjh anon

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Punisher? KDJ would let YJH punish HIM any day. - bi panik YJH anon (and your mutual)

akasjsjsksSJDJJDDJS FUCK ALSJSKS OKAY UR RIGHT BUT ALSO I CANT DBFBDJFJJFNKDALSFH fuck fuck sjkldfhdlhjsdjfhjaef i am screaming

i am simultaneously both of these images at the same time rn

also omg beloved mutual?? :00

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #kdj #yjh #dokhyuk #joongdok #okay i have a guess of who u are i think xD #i did guess already but i suppose this helps confirm my suspicions #i think i followed like #2 orv blogs? for noow bc i wanted to avoid spoilers #i thhink...u r the one that tags spoilers consistently...i think... #sideblog mutual...? #watch me be completely off LMAO #pls dont feel bad if i got ti wrong i collectivelly have 1 braincell thats lasted me the entire quaratine #wait ok have we innteracted before? before anon stuff #omg anyways very much honored #istg how r u this funny like i cant xD #also i am almost done with meme ii just #i cant figure out what font they use on the blue screens #maybe its sans serif???? but i dont haev that font for some reasonn available?? #idk #i'll figure it out xD

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I wish YJH would stop invalidating my asexuality /hj. Fr tho I am very rarely attracted to ppl (aego/demi/gray whatever) in that way and then I think about YJH for 5 seconds and it's all over for me. He's not even real. </3 - bi panik YJH anon

KJDAHKJSFHKJDLSFLHEWLFHEWLJEFEHKJLLHKJLHKDJFAFSSHSFHWJEFHLKWJFK

hello bi panik yjh anon xD nice to see u again!

*insert yjh in those pretty panels in the webtoon walking in* but u add a buncha flowers and sparkles and his coat goes swish and oh, everyone in the room is swooning and kdj is drooling and you're staring and oh no- you're staring

hehe a smol!

#fictional characters be like #how to cope 101 

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #yjh #orv #orv screenshots #KAJSKDHSFJKLKWF ELMAO PLS #I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS ASK XD #THANK SFOR ENTERTAIING ME XD WHAT A MOOD THO #hehe im editing that first screenshot...its not done yet tho #but yjh would MURDER me if he saw it...djaljkdfs anyways #xD #yjh simp (affectionate)

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Don't you just love how KDJ spent 100+ chapters flirting with YJH and calling him his companion before attempting to kiss YSA and making YJH upset and whining about it? Like he brought this on himself. Deny all he wants but he knows why YJH is upset about the 'kiss'. - bi panik YJH anon

HELLO BI PANIK YJH ANON <3

JKADSHLJKLFHLJKLEEFLWF bet all of the money in my wallet kdj prob didnt even think it was flirting the entire time jaskldf and please "and whining about it? like he brought this on himself" i cant xDD how many things does he bring upon himself? so many i cant even count, this idiot (affectionate)

dkjankjlsfnwef yup yup we all know why yjh is upset bahaha xD he jellyyyyy

thank u for the ask!

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #orv #orv spoilers #kdj #yjh #ysa #it has been a while #thank u for rblessing my inbox again :D #it took me a bit to remember when this was so i wa sconfused at frst bu i think ik what ur talking about #...i thnk... #was it when they were drinking #idk correct me ifim wrong xD #have a nice day~

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I regret it now, Blu, I regret it now... – Bi Panik YJH anon

hi anon!

HAHAHJKDFSDLSJLNKWJFWFWJF AKJDFSNDSGBASMDG,NBDSFSDFDSFLHWEJFKWJLFKASKDSLFLNMNXMMFNXFMNASLNDSFJLFLKFHHKLJWELF

thats what they all say...xDDD /hj

here, have this to cleanse ur eyes

oh sorry i clicked on the wrong one, here:

oh no i clicked on the wrong one, promise its right this time:

>:D 

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #LMAO ASDKLJFHJKHWJFWJKEFHKJSDFNJFNKJWENFKFJJNNJKDFHASL #i would ask for forgiveness #but #theres more #LMAO #xD #have a nice day! #<33 #i'll send u xtra yjh sometime to compensate xD

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I JUST realized your header looks like KhunBam fanart. Omg. — Bi Panik YJH Anon

Hey anon!

OMG ALSKSK XD IT IS!!!! It’s amazing right, drawn by my friend @jill-8-7 hehe :DDD

Thanks for the ask!

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #khunbam #hehe :DDDDD

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Wait does that mean wolf-man Joonghyuk is canon? What is ORV, A/B/O mythology fanfiction? - bi panik YJH anon

ANSJKDSLFHJEKWAFHJKAFD hold up hold up im ajsdfhljawefkfdfdnjslf xDDD lmao who knows orv i only know abo xD /j 

nsjakladfkj ABO MYTH FANFIC I CAANT I CAANT JAKDALDFHJKHWEKJFKJFNSJKDFJJFLWEKJFHWKJSDF 

#bluris answers asks #anon #bi panik yjh anon #anon my cheeks hurt so bad

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Random person: *has muscles*

Me: —.—

YJH: *has muscles*

Me: 9.9

I hate what the artists and writer for this stupid book have done to me :pensive:

(I'm not even tagging this but you know who I am T_T)

AHAHAHA HELLO AGAINN!!

im ded xDDDD jsdkjafhkjkjjehkhflhkhkjdsjklfljhekj true yjh simp 😔😌✌️ehehe

nice muscles huh xD hes looking at u (dunno if its respectfully or not *does a kdj shrug*)

thanks for the ask!

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #haha this was so funny i laughed so hard xDDDD #i feel like i dont haev enough screenshots of him lmao aksfdl #anyways #have a nice day~

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I do not need further struggles w my identity. I do not feel allo and yet... YJH. My beloved hot cringe fake anti-hero crush <3 I don't even have to try to be into him all I have to do is think about him normally I'm free from the sexual attraction curse - bi panik YJH anon

KJLAKJSDFJKHJHWJKEHKJKHWJKFNJKKSDFS HOT CRINGE FAKE ANTI-HERO CRUSH JDASLJKFDL 

hello again xD

have you considered...that maybe you are yjhsexual...? *runs away at the speed of kdj* 

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #actually i techncally cant rn but #pretend i did #xDDD #yjh #orv #have a nice day~

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oh sorry i didnt know u were still reading through it BUT the only reason i even knew abt that was because i had to look something up and i saw it on the wiki and i honestly never wouldve known abt it because its like a offhand comment lol

Hey anon!

Omg no worries it’s all good! I said I didn’t want u to feel bad so dw about it, I just wanted to tell u haha so u would know ^^ also if u want to scream about something feel free to just say like SPOILER and go off and I will come back to answer it later :D

KSJJSKSKSSJSK okay I wonder what u looked up xD and ngl my gutter mind is very bad u can imagine what u thought when I saw the word punisher I am very sorry ahaha xD

thanks for another ask! :D

also edit: SORRY i think i mixed u up w/ bi panik yjh anon askdaljfkjewfasdfjl ok ima just leave myt ags bc im too  lazy to delete them but yea haha sorry about that!! 

#bluris answers asks #anon #omg also I know I said this already but genuinely ur so funny fhfjfjfkdkddkdjd I mean that as a compliment #I hope ur bi panik has settled a bit now? tho to be honest it never goes away for me LMAO #Wait fjfjfjd #WAIT #wait. #wait I’m gonna make a yjh edit #thank u for inspiring me #I will dedicate it to u xD #idk when I will get to it it might be today it might be like 2 weeks later after finals #but ima do it #oh this gonna be so fun!! #let’s be real we all know I’m gonna start it today and put off like the 7 lectures I have to catch up on LMAO #BUT ONG ALSO TODAY I WILL BE GIVING A PRESENTATJON ON ORV #wish me luck in convincing ppl to read it hehe #and if u want feel free to lmk how ur doing! or #I always asks ppl what their favorite color is so if u want to continue a conversation feel free to answer haha #if not no worries! #alright have a nice day ^^

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inspired/dedicated to my lovely bi panik yjh anon xD 

#orv #omniscient reader #kdj #yjh #my memes #my posts #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #bi!kdj #bi kdj #bi panik #alright i will be conking out now oh LMAO the sun came up already...oops #orv memes #also i couldnt find the exact font rip #o welp #and i will be working on some other yjh panel edit xD prob after finals or smth

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I didn't believe Dokhyuk was queerbait until I saw the wedding art. Such a shame😔 - bi panik YJH anon

hi anon!

KSDLFHJHHAEJFEKALSJDAF theres wedding art??? askdjlf big rip i havent read the entire thing yet but im p sure its not canon right so theres that

im just gonna, at least the queerbaiting is not as bad as sherlock to the point where the authors r dissing the fans for shipping it?

there really should be some jingle for 🎶all my ships aren't canon 🎶xD

thanks for the ask!

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #alaefhjwkhfkfndskjfkwfe #have a nice day~

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I heard someone describe YJH as "genderbend Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" and I haven't stopped thinking about it. They were 100% correct.

I want to get better a drawing just so I can draw Joonghyuk in one of Ebony's edgy goth dresses. He would look good (he would look amazing). - bi panik YJH anon

hi anon!

ASDKJDFLDJFLEFKALDJDNjksdafl ngl i had to look that up skjadlsjk

AND OMG OMG YES GO FOR IT!!!! i did see a lot of fanart when i looked but didnt want to repost here but yea omgg owo also lmao great motivator huh haha and yea he would look amazing!! i bet you will do him justice ^^ gl and have fun, take ur time!

thanks for the ask!

#if u dont know who ebony is get out #bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #yjh #also tw if anyone else is gonna go look it up theres mentions of sh in the wiki pages #just wanted to say in case #and also just YEAAH HE WOULD ROCK THE DRESSES??? ASDJKLF #also highlights?? omg aldskj maybe ahhh #lmao when i was looking it up #i was scrolling through the results #and like #there was one site with a description like #and i was like LMAO okay then ahaha #whoopsies #tbh iive lived under a rock for a very long time of my life #prob still do to some extent as exemplified here #also omg he would totally rock the makeup too fnjksljadd #i look forward to ur art :D take ur time and hope u enjoy haha #have a nice day~ #also damn my vision is still intact even afteer i didnt sleep nice #night contacts do be working well then #i def have to go back to wearing them tho lmao asdkjlaf

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Stop spreading KDJ fuck boy propaganda. Or I WILL show you sexy YJH art that I found on Pinterest. /threat

Okay but seriously he's in danger of becoming a sexyman. /srs

- bi panik YJH anon

hi anon!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO SJKDLAFJHAJHF

;) also it was just one post xD would u like more?

and oh thats a lovely threat! show me :DDD

AHAHAAHAH HE IS HE IS hes already one 😌👑

#bluris answers asks #bi panik yjh anon #teach me how to be funny #IM NOT WRONG THOUGH I STAND BY MY STATEMENT #HE REALLY DID GIVE OFF HUGE FUCKBOY VIBES #AND THE POSEEEEE #his facial exprerssionnnn the eyebrowssssssss #id make an edit but i have class in like 4 min again rip #will do it later #have a nice day~ #andd tihs is the most threatening thing ive ever gotten in my inbox LMAO aside from being told to sleep xD