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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son
Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...
Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-
Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally
Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy
Stephanie: I'm dating cA-
Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.
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queen-of-hobgobblers · 8 months
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*At an anti-gay protest*
Cassie: What’s going on?
Kon: Remember how Bart was born like, a millenia after now?
Cassie: Yeah?
Kon: Well homophobia doesn’t really exist anymore by then, so he thinks it means a genuine fear of gay people.
Cassie: What?
Bart, with a microphone: If you guys don’t give me a million bucks right now, I will kiss this man on the mouth right in front of you! *Points to Tim*
Tim: I am torn between greed and gay.
Edit: okay so since a lot of people who reblogged have thought this exchange was original, it's not. I saw it on a post by @shitpostsfromarcadiahigh and assumed it was a quote taken from something like Brooklyn Nine Nine or The Good Place. In any case, I'm not the one who came up with it, I just saw it and wanted to make a YJ version. Either way I just wanted to make that clear and also apologize if I accidentally overstepped.
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tired-teddybear · 8 months
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yeah.
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usagi-t-suki · 1 year
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*tim's not out to his siblings yet*
batkids: *comes to the manor* what the...?
alfred:
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(art by meruz)
batkids: hey alfie... what you got there?
alfred: oh hello, master/miss. i’m just ironing master timothy’s new bedroom decor that he bought
batkids: tim’s what that he what?
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superherospinoff · 1 year
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mochinek0 · 3 months
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Wrong Wayne
Marinette was shocked when she got to work that day, at Wayne Enterprise. Someone had set up a desk and laptop, outside of Damian's office. Some random girl was sitting there, smiling.
Marinette walked over to the office and the girl jumped up from her desk.
"Mr. Wayne, isn't in." she smiled, "Do you have an appointment? I can let him know who you are when he arrives."
"And you are?" Marinette questioned.
"I'm Damian Wayne's newest secretary." she answered.
Marinette turned around and pulled her cell phone out. She immediately began to text Tim.
Coffee Buddy: We have a sitch in front of Damian's office. Bring up CCTV.
Espresso King: Who is that?
Coffee Buddy: Claims new secretary. Send security up and look thru footage. Must have moved someone's desk cuz I can still see my desk in the office.
Espresso King: Got it
Not a minute later, Damian stepped out of the elevator.
"Mr. Wayne, I-" the new secretary began.
"Who the fuck is this?" Damian asked.
The secretary panicked, "I-I didn't get her name! I'm very sorry! I-"
Damian glared at her, "Did I ask you? Marinette, who the fuck is this?"
"She claims to be your new secretary." Marinette answered, "Damian, you didn't tell me you were firing me."
The girl paled, further.
"You-You're stuff was cleared out!" she shouted, "It should be obvious now that you're no longer needed here!"
Marinette sighed, "My stuff is in Mr. Wayne's office."
Damian opened the door, allowing the girl to peer inside. As Marinette stated, there were two desks. One by the door, which she could tell belonged to his actual secretary. The other desk by the windows, must belong to Damian.
"Why?" she questioned.
"I'm barely here." Damian stated, "Marinette does most of the work to keep me updated. I'm here only when I need to be and only then."
Mari smiled, "You have a meeting in ten minutes. I left the details on your desk last night. It's with the board of directors for the new animal clinics on 5th and Main. There's a list on top of important bullet points for you to scan over on the first page."
Damian nodded as he headed to his desk. He picked up the packet and quickly started to read it over.
The lady looked around when security got on the floor. Marinette stood by as they put her in handcuffs.
"Why are you doing this?" she screamed, "I work for Mr. Wayne."
"No, you don't." stated Damian, "I do not know who you are. I tell every secretary, I fire, when it is their last two weeks. Miss Dupain-Cheng is by far, the best person to do the job assigned to her. I have no intention of letting her go."
"You bitch! You can't separate us now! We were meant to be!" the lady shouted, "You helped me that day at the Gala.. You picked up my bracelet after that jerk threw it!
"I rarely attend those annoying things." Damian spoke, "When I do, I tend to stay away from people. The last thing I would do is go out of my way for some trinket."
"We were ten." she smiled, "It was like a dream come true."
"I never stepped foot in Gotham until I was ten." the Wayne heir replied, "My first gala was at age thirteen."
"N-No!" she screamed, stomping her foot, " We met when we were ten!"
"You are likely thinking of one of the children my father adopted; liekly Drake." Damian announced, "He was the youngest Wayne before me."
"Drake?" the girl questioned.
"Timothy Drake-Wayne is the current Co-CEO with Mr. Bruce Wayne." Mari declared, "Timothy Drake became a Wayne at age twelve. Before that, he was heir to the Drake Industries. Mr. Wayne took him in after his parents past away and his step-mother was admitted to a facility in Bludhaven."
"Sharing my life story, Coffee Buddy?" Tim questioned, announcing himself, "We found out who the mystery secretary is. Her name is Maybel Evergreen. Her brother is a night guard. We're having GCPD heading to pick him up now."
"No!" Maybel screamed, "He didn't know about this! I told him I had a lot of work to do and wasn't given my badge, yet! He really thinks I work here! He's a single dad of a two year old. Please, I'll-I'll tell you everything just don't involve him!"
"We'll see if that's true." he spoke, walking away.
He made a call to GCPD to pick up the girl and leave the brother for leverage.
As he walked back to the sobbing lady, he looked her over, closely.
'She seems familiar.'
He snapped his fingers, gaining everyone's attention.
"Gold bracelet with opals." He called out.
"Told you." Damian muttered.
The lady looked at him shocked and nodded.
"Why did you harass my younger brother?" Tim questioned.
"Actually, she mixed you two up." Marinette explained.
"Us?" Tim asked, "Me?"
Damian sighed, annoyed, "She claims to have a crush on you since you helped her that day with her trinket. She wanted to 'help' you, too."
Tim blushed, "Oh, um, that's nice, but I'm afraid I'm seeing someone. His name is Bernard."
"Oh." she spoke, looking down at the floor.
"If you still....want to help, you can always apply." Tim offered.
"Really?" Maybel asked.
"You're dedicated; that's for sure." Tim chuckled, "You do still have to go to the GCPD and they can figure out what the damage is. Next time, just apply. I cannot guarantee that you will work with me, though."
Maybel smiled, "Thank you."
"Damian, you have a meeting in three." Marinette announced.
Damian locked the office and left with Marinette at his heels, reading over the packet.
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blurrilines · 4 months
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That Love is Love meme but it’s All Tim Drake Ships
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Tim Drake Headcanons:
- Tim will make smart jokes that are actually really stupid and nobody understands, like one time he said in a Batfamily meeting "I'm Time without Energy" and none of them got it, all trying to think of ways to make it make sense or thinking it is a riddle and in reality he just meant that Einstein said E = Energy so Time without Energy (or E) would be Tim
- One time, when he was bored he made a fake account, (built up a bit of a following), and then posted a soon to be viral joke about how Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy and then uses different fake accounts to fuel it like "Here is Batman going to Wayne Manor, probably seeing his pimp" and "Look, Batman uses Wayne tech. Clearly Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugardaddy" he even gets all the other members of the batfamily to publicly comment on the jokes as both themselves and their superhero counterparts. Bruce was so upset about it, but never found out it was Tim
- After the whole Cult of Dionysus situation, Tim gets really anxious every time Bernard wears long sleeves and will do everything he can to subtly pull up Bernards sleeves and look at his arms to make sure there are no welts and stuff (Winter is the worst cause it's just Tim having to find increasingly ridiculous reasons to pull up Bernard's sleeves) and Bernard just thinks Tim has a thing for forearms
- Jason hates smartphones, but was told he has to have one. He still isn't really used to texting on it, so instead he uses talk to text, and every single time he does it around Tim, Tim responds to him like they are having a conversation (it really frustrates Jason)
- Similarly, he does it any time anyone takes a phone call around him, he responds to them as if they are having a conversation with him. It's funny but he has gotten so used to it, he subconsciously did it to some random person and almost got punched
- When he was asked, in a public interview, who he thought Gotham Public Enemy #1 is, he said heterosexuality
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fragcc · 1 year
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Tim: ..so that's the plan. Anyone got any questions?
Kon: *raises hand*
Tim: yes?
Kon: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Tim:
Kon:
Tim: no. You're all dismissed.
Kon: WAIT–
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arianna-creates · 9 months
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Based on that post by @cigamfossertsim that said:
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tim standing over jasons bed in his safe house in the middle of the night like some kind of paralysis demon: arise, motherfucker. im having a crisis
This is so ugly oh my god I'm so sorry
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notyournightsky · 5 months
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Tim: so yeah, I’m bi
Dick: thank you for telling me, Timmy
Dick: who else knows?
Tim: that’s actually something I wanted to ask you about
Tim: how did you come out as bi to Bruce?
Dick: …what
Tim: I want to come out to Bruce next and I was just wondering how you told him
Dick: Tim, I’m not bi
Tim: …what?! Then how do you explain your feelings for Roy, Joey, Wally, and Vic?
Dick: they’re my friends. My feelings towards them are ones of friendship
Tim: you’ve told Vic multiple times that you could kiss him
Dick: yeah, like how friends do
Tim: …
Tim: what about-
Dick: every interaction can be explained with friendship
Tim: …
Tim: I don’t think you know how feelings of friendship work, Dick
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim: Do you think Bruce would care if I told him I was dating Conner?
Dick, not really paying attention: Not really, he's dating Clark after all.
Tim: What
Stephanie, who moments before was dead asleep: what
Jason: w h a t
Duke: w h a t
Damian: w h a t
Cass, who knew this whole time: :)
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Dick: So, you're going on a date with our brother?
Bernard: Yeah
Jason: If you hurt him, we will not hesitate to staple dead birds to your car.
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everyone shut up THIS was the most important part of dc pride
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arguablysomaya · 1 year
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Tim: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Bernard: What- how?
Tim: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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camifandomfan · 3 months
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Duke, new to the family: Is Tim dating anyone?
Steph: Yeah, he has a boyfriend, why?
Jason: Wait I thought he had a girlfriend, that Wonder Girl chick?
Dick: No he’s dating Bart, the speedster
Steph: Well I was talking about Kon
All:
All: TIM!!??
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