#bichen sword

[ivorysodapop]

(Suibian is also amused)

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#it's the baby lans but even babier! #Suibian sealed itself bc WWX wasn't around. I'm sure it doesn't mind temporarily being named smth for his protection #also we can pretend Suibian wasn't in that famous swords texts thing. they hate WWX anyway fuck his sword #digital #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mo xuanyu #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #ghostdadxian au #edit: the sword has now been changed from Meishi to Bieti :) find the conversation in the reblogs! #I also kinda like that it sounds closer to suibian... bieti... also bichen! all the bs in this family

[fun-mxtx-polls]

Bichen vs. Baxia

Bichen propaganda:

Incense burner (submitted anonymously)

Marital Aid (Derogatory) (submitted by @valiantbarnes)

Baxia propaganda:

I want to have some big, well thought out propaganda piece for Baxia but first of all, the existing propaganda is already excellent. second of all, the only thing in my head is BIG SWORD SEXY which honestly? what more do you need? Baxia is a gorgeous saber in every adaptation! i love her very much, please vote for our evil vanquishing queen who will Not be stopped. (submitted by @valiantbarnes)

Baxia is a huge sword made for cleaving and destroying evil. And if evil isn���t in the immediate vicinity she will find it. She’s angry and out for revenge and comes from a long line of swords that had to be entombed in order to stop them from killing everyone. Baxia has really awesome designs in all versions! (submitted by @absolmon)

Baxia: a sabre of routine! She will cut through literal iron but will sulk for ages if she doesn't get polished every alternate evening. She also treats Hensheng with contempt mixed with pity, much like an older cat to a baby kitten. (submitted by @lilapplesheadcannons)

#mxtx swords tournament #mxtx #mdzs #danmei #danmei polls #bichen #lan wangji #baxia #nie mingjue

[rand0m-things808]

Bichen: So, how's your life? E'ming: good so far! Nothing that bad happened to me yet. Bichen: E'ming: :D Bichen: Good for you!

#bichen #e'ming #sword #scimitar #mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #tgcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #original incorrect quotes

[ghostcitymaster]

避尘 - Bìchén

lit. to avoid dust; to avoid worldly matters

#bichen #mdzs #mxtx #the untamed #sword #lan wangji #wang yibo #chinese #aesthetic #cdrama

[wangxianhub]

13/??

#theuntameddaily #mxtxnet #wangxian #cdramaedit #dailyuntamed #cqledit #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bichen #lan xichen #the untamed #mdzs #me: *googles* average length of sword #google: historical one-handed versions have blades varying from 18 to 31 inches #me: gotchu #wxh

[lanwangjihouse]

#the untamed #theuntameddaily #cdrama #You know what's funny? #lwj holds wwx in his right hand and holds Bichen in his left #look how he hugs Bichen to himself when Yanli passes by))) #(1-st gif) #he doesn't pull his sword arm aside to let her pass! #he seems to be... afraid of her? #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #wang yibo #xiao zhan #cql #mdzs

[cql-screenshots]

#Xichen said 'hmmmm' #lan xichen #lan wangji #episode 3 #bichen #hands #weapon #sword

[cloud-recesses-updates]

Round 2 Group 5/5

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #mxtx #lan clan #bichen #sword #tournament poll #poll #little apple #grandmaster of rizzmonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #meme #rizz master #rizz

[bitchnbichen]

The blacksmith is having a right day!

#mdzs #mdzs meme #mo dao zu shi #bichen #suibian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #kinky swords

[moonwaif]

The myth of consensual sex.

Wei Wuxian: I consent!

Lan Wangji: Mn.

Bichen: I DON'T

#the time i wrote a sword daemon au and thought rip bichen just dont think too much about it #wangxian #mdzs

[wangxianswuji]

#bichen #spiritual weapon #lan wangji #spiritual sword becomes human #the untamed #cql #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gusu lan #sword #fanfic inspired

[web-novel-polls]

hey this is the bichen submitter (therealstonedelephant is my side account which i actually use). lol i though round 1 would be bichen vs six balls because theyre both like the silly little mascots of their respective books, but honestly props for pitting bichen against a big secondary character that adds much more fun and drama. i fear bichen might become the vanilla extract of this poll (in which case whoops sorry)

I mean, no one stuck Jin Guangyao up someone's ass so 🙄

But in all seriousness, it would be really funny if Bichen became the vanilla extract. I don't think it will actually happen, but imagine it

#also the contestants are completely randomized #I can NOT judge popularity with this many characters. I thought Gu Mang would do so much better #I wasn’t sure if he should be in the popular or less popular tournament and he's getting DESTROYED by Yan Zhengming #(in the less popular tournament) #but no I think at most bichen wins this round and gets defeated by zhou zishu next round (assuming zzs moves on) #suggestive language #ass mention #sorry I only remember Bichen as the sword wwx stuck up his ass. I'm sure he has a personality or whatever /joking #asks

[fun-mxtx-polls]

Bichen vs. Yulong

Bichen propaganda:

Incense burner (submitted anonymously)

Yulong propaganda:

The sword from The Princess Who Slit Her Throat & an heirloom of the Yushi Kingdom that was passed down between rulers. When she ascended, Yushi Huang actually reforged Yuling into a spiritual weapon bc fuck yeah (submitted by @web-novel-polls)

#mxtx swords tournament #mxtx #lan wangji #bichen #yushi huang #rain master #mdzs #tgcf #svsss

[swordbunnies]

He’s meeeeelting

#rabbit #sword bunnies #bichen #lop rabbit #French lop #cute bunny #bunny #bunnies

[admirableadmiranda]

Yearning of the Sword

Yearning of the Sword by Admiranda

Rating: T | Status: Complete | Word Count: 6815 | Pairing: Suibian/Bichen

Suibian sleeps for days, months, years. When she awakens again it is to her master returned to the world, and eventually to her side.

Canon compliant through Modaozushi's present timeline through Suibian's perspective.

#mdzs #pfenix writes fic #suibian #bichen #wangxian #in the background but their swords enjoy gossiping about them

[liathebookwyrm]

It sure is chatty here, on the sword rack...

Consider for a moment... Baxia, the very much sentient and very very much opinioneated saber spirit.She just spends her whole day shit-talking everyone Nie Minjue talks to.

(If Suibian can seal itself, probably to inconvenience as many people as possible, Baxia can have loud opinions.)

Just image though - Nie Mingjue, newly-minted Sect Leader, trying to sit through a discussion conference while Baxia is providing a sass-filled running commentary. No-one is safe.

Better yet, this is not a Baxia-specific trait. All the swords are just running commentary the whole time and while cultivators can hear their own sword, one unlucky soul can hear all of them.

For maximum chaos, Yours Truly will name Wen Ning as said unfortunate soul. He is so polite and shy that he would pretend not to hear anything normally, but if he hears something alarming enough for one of his friends he would absolutely speak out. Also he once managed to drug an entire compound and not get caught so I think people underestimate how far he will go if he has too....

He slightly regrets having the ability when Suibian and Bichen start gossiping about their cultivators while Wen Ning is 3rd wheeling them.

But can you imagine the hilarity that would result when he gets so used to it that he no longer distinguishes between human and sword voices and he accidentally answers to something a sword said that he shouldn't have heard?

Or he maybe uses this ability deliberately. "Even so-and-so sword thinks this is a bad idea."

He accidentally gets into full conversations with the sword and its owner and everyone else is like, 'wtf?'

He also finds it increasingly difficult to keep a straight face during conferences, since all the swords are bitching together. And they all universally hate Sect Leader Yao. Sect leader Yao's sword has stopped making excuses years ago and is doing the spiritual equivalent of screaming on a pillow in dismay.

This of course raises the interesting question, does the sword's personality mirror or complement that of its cultivator? I can see the Jin sword being particularly stuck-up. Baxia is basically an unfiltered version of Nie Mingjue. Lan Qiren's sword is an absolute savage, especially when he's marking his students' work. Shuoyue is even sassier than Baxia and half of Lan Xichen's smirks are because of something she's said.

Or maybe it's partially at least influenced by the name. I am convinced that baby Wei Wuxian asked his sword what its name was and Suibian didn't have the heart to tell him he's supposed to name the blade so it told him "whatever" and that's how it stuck.

Also Bichen is absolutely Lan Wanji's anger translator and absolutely delighted when Jingyi comes along to add his own spin to the game of "what does Lan Wangji mean".

As always co-authored with/enabled by @sswangxian

#the untamed #baxia #first lady of the nie #bichen #suibian #Shuoyue #sword spirits #we serve crack here sir #lxc also deserves an anger translator #I suppose nmj would be glad to offer his services... #suibian continued the good work #of frustrating the jin #while wwx took his afterlife sabbatical