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anglerflsh · 1 year
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You say that you're so cognizant of all the patterned lies that You try not to tell And yet you still continue putting in your dimes And continue this revolving hell
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jay-wasstuff · 1 year
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Gollum: *climbs a tree and refuses to come back down*
Mirkwood Guards:
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justaz · 3 months
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arthur repealing the ban on magic and sitting merlin and morgana down to figure out who is going to be court sorcerer and ready to mediate a debate but before morgana can even open her mouth, merlin passes to position onto her. arthur and morgana just stare, morgana makes feeble attempts to spark an argument, to instigate merlin to at least fight for it. even arthur is like “…you don’t even want, like, a room or something for your magic work?? none of the perks?? a different position in the court?????” and merlin’s just like “nope! i’m good!” and morgana and arthur exchange a look before arthur asks why. merlin’s answer is that his position, where he belongs, is at arthur’s side. besides. morgana deserves it. she was snubbed from becoming queen so it was only fair.
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I do think it’s funny that Alicent gets labeled a conservative trad wife by people who wanted her to sit down shut her mouth and let herself and her children be abused by her husband’s family.
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scribefindegil · 3 months
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tbh imprinting on Sam and Frodo as an "Oh! Friendships really can be This Important!" moment and then sticking your nose into the fandom only to find everyone saying "NOT TRUE the only way this relationship makes sense is if you ship them!" and feeling really hurt and upset about it for reasons you can't comprehend or explain is Aspec Culture
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twilight-deviant · 3 months
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Daredevil: Born Again BTS
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Being gay isnt a curse that God or Satan placed upon me. The curse he put on me is being a fan of Doctor Who one edition typo-ridden no reprint paperback novels sold online for anything starting at £55 and stopping Nowhere.
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whumpypepsigal · 11 months
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watched the little mermaid last night and it’s everything i imagined it to be and more. im cheesing smiling kicking my feet up beaming with joy. halle is ARIEL and jonah is PRINCE ERIC aassddffgghgkllllll what a perfect cast. HALLE’s VOICE IS PERFECTION. eric’s love-gaze-pinning eyes got me weak af. my man was in LOVE LOVE with ariel. CHEMISTRY WAS CHEMISTRY-ING. and grimsby was me tbh… he made it his full mission to get eric and ariel together and i love him for that.
look at them! just two beautiful nerds in love. yeah, im going back to the cinema tonight to watch it again idc if i just get three hours of sleep it will be time well-spent 😭🧡
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becca-e-barnes · 1 year
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I reallyyyy want to talk about how much fun it would be to jerk a really submissive Bucky off with a pair of soaked panties 🙈
I feel like submissive Bucky is so vocal too and I love that thought. He trusts you completely with his body and he's not ashamed to make as much noise as he wants to.
He knows what his little whines and moans do to you. You get off on his desperation and he absolutely knows it. You can't help but melt when he looks up at you from his knees, his eyes wide and expectant, whispering "please, mommy" when all he wants is permission to kiss from your ankle to your knee.
He's learned that being well mannered is the only way to get what he wants so you don't mind rewarding his good behaviour. His plump lips begin to trail eagerly from the ankle strap of your heel, up the side of your calf until he reaches the joint at your knee. Your fingers tangle in his hair, warning him not to go any further and the groan he elicits is heavenly.
"Please let me kiss you." He practically sounds like he's panting. Frustration has settled into his features, his eyes trained on the cherry red lace that shields your sex from his hungry gaze.
He knows you're already wet and he knows that if he's just able to kiss a little bit higher, your self control might waver enough that you'll allow him to lap up your arousal and that's really all he's dreaming of.
"You're so selfless, aren't you?" Your sarcasm isn't lost on him. He wants to taste you because he wants to taste you, not so much for your pleasure. "No, let's try something different."
You slip your panties down your legs but he's smart enough to know you aren't going to give him exactly what he wants.
You kneel down beside him, lining your hand with the slick lace before wrapping your fingers around his stiff cock that's been begging for attention for far too long now.
"O-oh my God." The first stroke of your hand makes him crumble. Despite being slick, the lace offers so much friction and he's far too sensitive for that.
Your hand pumps quickly, watching his face while he begins to slip. "Good boy, that's it. Take it. Fuck, you're so pretty, do you know that? You're doing so well for me."
" 's too much. Please. Don't stop." His head falls forwards onto your shoulder, groaning pathetically into the crook of your neck.
"Do you want to cum, sweetheart? Are you going to be a filthy slut and cum in my panties? Do you even realise how fucked up that is?" Your soft voice makes him melt up until your hand on his cock speeds up.
"Y-yes. Oh God yes, please let me cum." He didn't think it'd be this easy but when you give him permission, he knows to take the opportunity while he's getting it.
In just a few more minutes, his thighs are trembling as he shoots a thick load into the already saturated lace lining your hand. The release of each gush of his seed feels more euphoric than the last and he's whining pathetically, up until he's fucked himself empty into your fist.
"Good boy." You whisper, kissing his damp forehead while he catches his breath. "I'm so proud of you."
You unfold the lace, admiring just how much of his cum he's managed to splatter over just your underwear. "Now. I want you to put these on and wait in the bedroom."
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khihi · 7 months
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Bojan Cvjetićanin and Nace Jordan 🤝 turning into the sloppiest of sluts as soon as their feet touch Scandinavian soil
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synthshenanigans · 4 months
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Finally has been a full year since I started listening
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Fuckin hate that guy eugh
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nameissmile · 6 months
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Day 13, Lucky Cw for plant? Monster thingo. No color of the day!
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John ghosthunter makes a thrilling comeback! (More under cut!)
Im very proud of the lineart of the monster guy :)
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My special boy :D
Also John Ghosthunter will probably make more cameos, actually from now on assume any people in my painting are John
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doubleappled · 1 month
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Bidding is OPEN!
I would love to write Bear fic just for you, as a gift, if you make a donation to any of the worthy causes that are part of this year’s @fandomtrumpshate auction!
Here’s my contributor page (to see how it works) and my bidding form (to place a bid)! My minimum is only $5, and I will write nearly anything you’d like, just name it.
Thank you SO much to the extremely talented and kind @a-victorian-girl for the graphic and to @fandomtrumpshate for organizing this auction. This is such a labor of love and I’m glad to be a part of it!
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daguerreotyping · 9 months
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Daguerreotype of a dashing young police officer with a star badge, c. 1850s
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birdietrait · 2 months
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feeling mushy + running on 2 hours of sleep but i just wanted to say how much i love being here on simblr
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littleeliza-lotte · 1 year
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Holy FUCK
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