#bidisaster

[beeshop42]

self portrait of me the bidisaster with zero fashion sense and definitely isn’t a Chara kinnie

#artist #self portrait #art #bidisaster #WeirdioArt

[theotherbuckley]

I need the 118 responding to a call involving a sex incident where both parties are male. Buck in his newly found bi discovery just making an absolute fool out of himself not knowing how to act.

#I can see this bidisaster buck just being like am I being obvious oh I’m being obvious and just tripping up over everything and stuttering #and the guys are just like uh is he okay? #and bucks like yes sorry bye! I mean like see you later not bi ha ha bye! shit #911 abc #911 fandom #911 buddie #evan buck buckley

[cosmicerroraftermath]

“.....Mm...”

#//Found a Gogeta and a Buuhan blog in one night #//Poor boy and his brain #//BiDisaster and he knows it #//He crushes on a good amnt of characters I crush on #//them included so #//rip little Potara man #//also open I guess if anyone wanna call him out on that blush #{Conversation Piece:Open}

[bi0-12]

Mama Mancini anyone?

@nllick @viridi0n @lookvictxria @would-holden-caulfield-like-nge @thomasgurney @the-localwildlife @miyunnnaise @sanuue @edwardcullenisvengance @mintys-corner @merkava58 @bbgjohnnyy @bifs @kedaked @preppypete @derby-harrington @bidisaster-peanut-romano @yousmelllikegasolineandfailure @v4nnnce @armadillo-shell @frchillingrn @jocksplaywiththeirballs

#bully game #bully scholarship edition #procreate #fanart #art #artwork #rockstar #lefty mancini #greasers #ocs #oc art #my ocs #art post

[teecupangel]

Submitted by @saberamane​

So I’ve seen a lot of meme’s recently basically saying how, of the Frye twins, Evie is the actual assassin and Jacob is the idiot, comic relief brother? And like, sure, Jacob can be a bit dense, but he’s still an assassin.

However, it did get me thinking about a plot idea that would start off really funny and kinda light-hearted that would dip briefly into angst before sky rocketing to happy endings for everyone.

So time-travel happens, of course, only Desmond isn’t alone. He wakes up with some british guy with him. And it isn’t Shaun. (Jacob, or course.)

Jacob, with the last thing he remembers being getting drunk with some rooks, thinks he’s dreaming himself in Renaissance Italy.

So Desmond of course plans to save the Auditore family, Jacob goes along with it because what else is he gonna do in his dream?

Because he thinks he’s dreaming, Jacob does act like a bit of an idiot. Desmond is sneaking around, quietly taking out guards while Uberto talks, planning on interrupting Uberto once the enemies have been thinned.

Jacob, walks right on up to the scaffolding, doing the whole ‘oh shut up’ bit before slicing Uberto’s throat right there, infront of a huge crowd.

Rodrigo gets a kukri thrown into the back of his head as he tries to flee.

Giovanni and Federico are both like 0o0.

Desmond is (－‸ლ)

Desmond and Jacob follow the Auditore to Monteriggioni.

Jacob, still thinking this is a long elaborate dream, flirts shamelessly with Federico, who is very confused but also…flattered?

At some point, Jacob falls into bed with Federico. And upon waking, realizes that…maybe this isn’t a dream? His bum kinda hurts, and he never wakes up still in the dream when it’s a sex dream…

Jacob freaking out, enacting the angst saga.

He goes to Desmond, because Desmond was there when Jacob woke up. So, he must have an idea whats going on? Surely he didn’t get to Italy from London while drunk??

And how has he been speaking italian?

Desmond’s response? Isu BS…Probably.

Jacob, realizing it’s not a dream, goes 'oh shit…I slept with a dude? for real? it’s not a dream anymore??’

Jacob acting really weird around Federico for a bit, unintentionally hurting Federico’s feelings.

Ezio gets involved, because Federico has been acting really sad, and Jacob is avoiding him now.

Desmond helps Ezio talk sense into Jacob, 'it’s ok to like dudes, Jacob. I like dudes too. And so does Ezio.’

And Ezio be like…'I do? oh. I do…’

Jacob reconciles his feelings and makes up with Federico.

HAPPILY EVER AFTER?? MAYBE?

(Bonus, clay being transported with them as well would add a lot of extra comedy, because he’s already a snarky asshole who has died and really doesn’t have time for this…and he would probably be best buds with Jacob and Federico, they’d definitely be the type to go clubbing together, and drag a reluctant Desmond along.)

Addition from teecup:

Adding Clay would mean that their dynamic would be something like this:

Between a man who thinks he’s dreaming and a man given the power to finally take control of his life and the life of others, Desmond’s chill personality may look like a heaven sent.

Perhaps you’d even have a scene where Clay just tells Desmond:

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So when Ezio comes to Desmond asking for help with Jacob and they finally cornered Jacob who is having his bidisaster awakening, Desmond finally thinks “This is it. This is my punchline.”

AND he just outright states everybody else’s dirty laundry with a serene smile.

It starts nice.

Desmond: There’s nothing wrong with liking men, Jacob… I happen to like dudes too. And so does Leonardo.

Ezio: Wait, he does???

Desmond: And if Ezio just gets his head out of his ass, he’d see that he happens to like Leonardo too.

Ezio: Wait, I… do…? Oooohhhh…

Desmond: Not to mention, Giovanni and Lorenzo are definitely banging.

Ezio: What.

Desmond: And Cesare definitely got fucked by his second in command.

Ezio: What???

Desmond: And La Volpe and Mach-

Ezio: OKAY! That’s enough, Desmond! (covers Desmond’s mouth) What he means to say is that there is nothing wrong with being attracted to men. Right?

Desmond: (muffled sounds that Ezio swore is about his uncle)

Ezio: Right, Desmond!?

Desmond: ……… (nods)

#submission #you hit with angst #and i counter with crack #i'm sorry XD #assassin's creed #desmond miles #jacob frye #ezio auditore #clay kaczmarek #jacfed #lorengio #cesamich

[whybeaunicorn]

So we're all ready for absolute #BiDisaster Buck. Right?

#like he already has a kid with a guy #911 abc #bi disasters are my favourite disaster #spoilers #canon bisexual #buddie here we come #buddie

[mintys-corner]

Pinned post for convivence sake. Btw this is still under construction

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ MASTERPOST ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

hey, hello, whaddup. I'm Minty. I haven't really touched the bully fandom in a while, so I thought I'd make this masterpost so it's easier for people who wanna look through my blog. I might update this blog whenever the bully autism kicks in again. The old Dr Crabblesnitch , Beatrice and Miss Danvers hyperfixation was fun. Btw I tag sex jokes as nsfw, but nothing above a PG-13

'#mintys 2 cents' - the main tags I use for my original posts, which also includes asks I've sent to other blogs. Most of them are shitposts about involving bully NPCs that get like 2 lines of dialogue in a cutscene, though

'#beta bully' - I uploaded some of the beta comics here on this blog. I'll also link them in this post, if you wanna see them

Beta Bully:

Bully manual comics

ricky pucino beta bully comic

misc panels

Here are some posts that I think are certified bangers:

Headcanons for how the cheerleaders and jocks would react if a cheerleader came out as a lesbian

bully characters as google reviews of schools

reasons for breakups as bully characters

The covered in blood-pathetic Greaser axis

Ted's Netflix account (thanks bidisaster-peanut-romano for the addition)

Lucky text shitpost

[dimilixweek]

Welcome to Day 1 of Dimilix Week!

Fhirdiad is so lovely this time of year—what a shame you just missed the boar's desperate escape! But if you checked off a Day 1 prompt along the way, collect this day's stamp by juju @ bidisaster for your Dimilix Week passport!

#dimilixweek: mod post

[gamesbyalbie]

The Cursed Journey

PART 3: DEMIGHOST

SIX YEARS AGO

"Ody?"

I looked up from my phone. An astoundingly handsome stranger was standing there, smiling at me.

"Uh, yes?"

"Hey." He waved cheekily. "It's Min-joon." Holy shit, I thought. That's Min-joon? "You know," he continued. "Bidisaster."

"No, y—yeah." I stuttered. "Of course it's you. Wow. Hi!"

He took the seat next to mine. "How are you?"

"Good. Tired, but good. You?"

Min-joon took a deep breath, exhaling like someone who'd been holding their breath for several weeks. "I'm great!" He replied, somewhat unconvincingly. "Also tired, but no major complaints." 

There was a moment of silence as we took each other in, but—even back then—it didn't feel awkward. I don't know exactly what he was thinking, but my brain was struggling to connect this physical body to the virtual friend I knew so well. "Feels kind of wild, finally putting a face to the text."

"Yeah," he brushed his hair back out of his face. "Hopefully good though. It looked like I startled you for a second there."

"Oh, no. Not at all."

"What was this then?" He imitated my stunned face.

"That... that was just—"

The bartender slid down, interrupting our conversation and giving me a moment to think. "Evening, sir. Anything I can get for you?"

"Tonic with lime for now, please."

"Right away."

"Thanks." Min-joon turned back to me. "Sorry. You were saying?"

"This might sound strange and I'm hoping it's not too weird to say, but..." I paused, laughing awkwardly. A smile spread across Min-joon's face. "I just thought you'd look different."

"Really? How? My profile picture is a picture of me."

"Yeah, but I didn't think that was actually a pic of you."

"What do you mean?" He laughed lightly.

"Lots of people online use pics of other people for their profiles. I thought yours was a pic of some idol or something."

"So, I look like an idol?" He smirked. "Is that what you're saying?"

"I didn't say those words exactly." I blushed. "You know how you look."

"Oh. Do I?" He raised an eyebrow and chuckled. "Well, you don't look like a ghost wearing clown makeup."

"No, that's how I normally look but I changed before coming here. Thought this would be more appropriate."

"Shame," he snapped and frowned playfully. "I was really hoping to see you in your natural state." I chuckled. "But seriously, you didn't know what I looked like?" I shook my head and took a sip of my drink. "Wow. Well, I hope this isn't a retroactive breach of trust, but I looked you up the moment you gave me your full name. Hope that's okay."

"It is. I don't mind at all." I answered honestly. "I tried to look you up too, but I couldn't find anything."

"Oof. I guess you are easier to find, Mx. Big Time Book Reviewer." I rolled my eyes at that. "Speaking of which, how's the convention treating you?"

There's a good chance that was the last thing in the world I wanted to talk about. "You know it's... fine."

"Just fine?"

"Yeah, just fine. It's a little—I don't know." I shrugged. "Disheartening?" All day I'd talk to people living the life I dreamed of—writers who would go on and on about how much they loved what they did, how being an author was the most satisfying job they could imagine. Meanwhile, I was stuck interviewing them, bored out of my fucking mind. 

I tossed my hair behind my shoulder—it was a lot longer then—and started massaging my temples. "The longer I write for Biblio, the more I regret majoring in journalism. Like, I cannot do this for the rest of my life."

"You won't." Min-joon looked at me sympathetically. "I have faith in you."

"Thanks. Anyways." I was eager to change the subject. "How's your internship going?"

"Mmh." He made a face that immediately screamed 'Not well.'

"That bad?" I asked.

"Well, it's like what you said. The longer I write for Jackson, the more I realize I need to write for myself. The combination of having someone else take credit for my work and being forced to write things I don't give a shit about is... I don't know."

"Soul crushing?"

"Yeah. Soul crushing. That's a good way to put it." 

"So, life's going great for both of us." We both chuckled. "We're really doing well for ourselves."

"Yeah," he sighed. "Let's not talk about our wildly successful professional lives, shall we?"

"Sounds great to me."

The bartender brought back Min-joon's drink. "You know," he started. "I've been really curious about something."

"And what's that?"

"Why 'demighost'? Don't get me wrong, it's an interesting username, but what's the significance behind it?"

"Well, 'demisexualghost' was already taken so…" He snorted, causing a wide grin to bloom across my face. "Seriously though, I think it came from 'demigod' originally. I'm a big fan of mythology—"

"No. Really?" Min-joon gasped sarcastically. "I had no idea."

"Yeah, shocker. I keep that special interest pretty close to the chest. But anyways, I just replaced 'god' with 'ghost' and 'demighost' was born. As a Specter, I've always felt a kinship with the dead—"

"As you should."

"—so, it just made sense." I sighed and took a deep sip of my drink. "Plus, to be honest and a little morbid, I probably felt half-dead at the time." My hand spun in a tight circle, creating a small whirlpool in my glass. "I was in a really bad place back then."

"Hmm." Min-joon looked down, staring deep into his own glass as he took in my words. Suddenly, his gaze met mine. "I understand."

I shouldn't have been, but I was surprised at how sincere he seemed. 

Anyone can say those words (and they often do), but it's rare for people to genuinely mean it—or for their words to feel meaningful.

The way Min-joon said it, the tone of his voice and the intensity in his eyes, I immediately understood what he meant. He knew how I felt because he felt that way himself. Not once, but many times. I just wouldn't have guessed it. Everything he wrote was so damn cozy and optimistic.

"But," Min-joon tilted his head to the side. His eyes were blazing with pride and I knew that whatever he was about to say, he was happy with it. "Would you say that you're half-dead or half-alive?"

"Ooh," I shifted in my seat. My legs needed to move so bad they were starting to hurt. "Like a reskinned glass half-empty, half-full situation. I like it." Min-joon bowed his head slightly. I nodded several times, thinking. "Are you asking about how I felt back then or how I feel now?"

"Good question." Min-joon leaned in, like he was inspecting my face. At the time, my best guess was that the vodka was kicking in—I wasn't sure why else he would do that. Then I remembered he wasn't drinking. "I care about your past," he murmured. "I really do. But I'm more curious about how you feel now—right here, in this moment."

"Well..." My body felt electric. "Right now, I'm half-alive." Heat was building in my limbs and face, dancing across my skin like the flames of a candle. "That's the better one, right?" I chuckled. "They're both pretty grim. It's hard to tell."

Min-joon smiled. "The way I see it, if you picked half-alive because you think it's better, that's all I need to know. And I'm very glad that's how you feel."

I looked down briefly. His gaze was unraveling me like a cheap sweater. "Are you half-alive too?"

"No." Min-joon bit his lip and shook his head. "I'm fully alive right now."

"Cool." I nodded. "Very cool." I cleared my throat then finished my drink. What else was I supposed to say to that? There were barely any thoughts in my head—a stark change from the frantic cacophony I was normally drowning in. All I could think about was how unfairly attractive he was. Finally, I asked. "Why did you go with 'bidisaster'?"

"That should be self-evident." We both laughed.

We spent the next four hours talking about everything and nothing. At the end of the night, when the hotel bar was closing, we headed to the elevator together. We were silent the whole ride. I think both of us were dreading the inevitable goodbye. It was all we could think about, but maybe if we didn't acknowledge it, it wouldn't happen.

Min-joon's room was on floor 32. The bell dinged. "Well, this is me." He started to leave then turned around, holding the doors open with both hands. "We... we should do this again sometime. Soon, preferably."

"Agreed. Wholeheartedly."

"Great." He grinned. "Then, uh... I'll see you soon, Ody."

"I can't wait."

End of Part 3 of ? • LAST PART • NEXT PART

More Cursed Journey • More by Albie • Image Source

The amazing music video that inspired this:

#writing #fiction #short fiction #draft #cw alcohol #alcohol mention #cursed journey #dpr ian #don't go insane #albie writes #part 3

[misfitclassismyfreetherapy]

Introductions (+ Sexuality Headcanons)

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Hi, I'm Claire and I'm a huge sadist. I hope we get along well soon blah,blah,blah I'll just skip the formalities, shall we?/j

Sorry 'bout that. My name is Claire. I go by she/her pronouns and I found Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun anime while I was searching for some new anime to watch. I'll admit when I first saw this anime I thought it'll be a normal isekai anime or something.

 But ever since the first episode, I had caught an interest to the anime, I realise the more I watch, the more I had fallen in love with it. When I had finished the Harvest Festival arc, I immediately went to read the manga and oh boy, it did not dissapoint. I found one of the most relatable introvert ever, shout out to my kin character, Purson!

The most introverted boy in Mairuma. Love him.

Purson, a guy who was invincible to his classmates but has many things to say. The feeling of wanting to voice out your opinion but doesn't want to stand out resonated in me so much. I genuinely find Purson to be a person who struggles with social communication since he had to stay silent besides his family his whole life before the Music Festival arc. He's one of the huge reasons why this arc is one of my favourite arcs in Mairuma. 

(Sorry about my rant earlier.)

I have many things to post in the future too! So please if we could, be friends with me!

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HEADCANNONS

Agares Picero

He reminds me of the boys who look gorgeous af but doesn't even try-

Agares Picero likes boys.

I feel like the reason he is always uncomfortable is because he isn't interested in female. Because mostly the people who went for him are girls. I always thought he would be a huge tsundere. Like I said this is headcannons, I don't fully know if this is true or not. But based of my research it's pretty accurate. And also Gaap-kun exist so...

Ideas:

Wouldn't it be funny if his gay awakening was some demon kid in kindergarten? God, I just got one hell of an idea for a post, definitely doing that later. 

Also great potential to torture him with trust issues! #characterdevelopment  😜/j 

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Iruma

A literal cinnamon roll

Iruma likes girls and boys.

I mean... come on? It wouldn't be fair if Iruma-kun pulls both and only loves one gender? Seriously though, I mean he wouldn't be a Bicon and BiDisaster like Eiko but I would feel like he would be okay with both genders. Plus he radiates Bi vibes and have you seen his relationship with Azz-kun and Clara? 

Ideas:

Lied-kun has a huge admiration for Gyari right? Like an Akudol / Evidol crush, so I have been thinking what if Iruma found his first Akudol / Evidol crush to be a male? That would be the first time he realized he wasn't straight.

 (Look, for the IruAzz shippers I would like to say I knew Iruma had a few sparks with Azz-kun but it was never way too obvious, plus Iruma-kun is very dense when it comes to love so..)

⚠️  I'm not shipping Iruma with my own OC! This is simply an idol crush, like how Lied is to Gyari !   ⚠️

(I also shall not say his sorry excuse of a parent names cause he deserves better.) 

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Gaap Goemon

A cute pansexual

Gaap seems like the type of person to like any gender as long as their allies. (I worded that wrong didn't I?). I wanted to say he likes boys because of Agares but Kuromu and Nee-san ( Elizabetta-san) exist so.. and also radiates Pan vibes. 

Ideas:

I honestly don't think he would react much to his first male crush (Agares), I feel like he wouldn't mind at all and would just act like it's just a normal crush.

But I think his immediate acceptance will make Agares more bothered on how easily Gaap accepts himself when he, himself can't even get other people to accept who he is much less himself. So it will cause controversy between the two.

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✨So future angst✨

( Don't worry I know how to treat my characters well, there will be comfort. )

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So yeah, this is my first post from this community I first plan to only do an introduction but then I felt bad that I didn't put any Mairuma content so I made 3 characters sexuality headcannons. I will make a part 2 on Mairuma Sexuality Headcannons! If you have any suggestion on what Mairuma characters I should do next, please tell me!

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~Claire has logged off~

#mairimashita! iruma kun #iruma suzuki #agares picero #gaap goemon #headcanons #mairuma #m!ik #wtdsik #welcome to demon school iruma kun #but i was not lying when i say i'm a sadist

[shokuheshi]

Hello, sorry to bother you, would it be possible to repost your art on Reddit? It's for a specific post featuring multiple art from other artist titled "Edelgard and diversity in her representation" and it will be with full credit with links to Patreon/shop/ect.

I won't use it if you don't respond. In any case have a good day!

sure, but only if you directly link back to this tumblr account and my twitter account (@ bidisasters)! for proper sourcing

#asks

[itszippybeach]

HI IT'S BIDISASTER PEANUT ROMANO FROM MY MAIN i read meet me halfway from wattpad and i cant believe i found you on tumblr, also loooove ur takes on lola as a character on ur posts, esp the ones abt how she feels towards johnny🤧

Hi! That’s so sweet, thank you 😄

I’m really glad you enjoy reading ahah soon I’ll post more chapters

And yeah, Lola

I don’t really like the way she’s always a bad person and literally a villain

I mean she might be, but she also needs a great background for that

Besides, Johnny isn’t the best boyfriend 😂

#bully scholarship edition #bully canis canem edit #bullworth academy #bully se edit #bullworth #lola lombardi #rockstar games

[7thcirclebaker]

"Tell your sister I said hi" - Lex you chaotic BiDisaster slut, I love you

#Smallville #lex luthor

[beeshop42]

Lumity Wedding!!

#art #artist #artist on tumblr #cute #digital art #weirdioart #fanart #bidisaster #lumity #wedding #luz #luz noceda #Amity #amity blight #amity fanart #luz fanart #luz x amity #lesbian #ship art #wlw #lesbian wedding #bisexual #hispanic #hispanic girl #the owl house #the owl house fanart

[justadeadslytherin]

Y'all see this and still think percy is still sweet baby boy. This is from apollo's pov in the first book, and he, who barely even knows percy, says "handsome features that could shift from humor to anger so easily." This shows that even in the limited time that percy and apollo had interacted in previous books, exactly this had happened. We dont get much of Percy's anger in pjo, because its from his pov, but when we move to hoo, one of the first things Leo notices about percy is his super intense resting bitch face. He's scared of percy. When percy gets angry, you better run.

#Doing a toa reread before i read the last book #Ive put this off for too long honestly #Toa #Pjo #Hoo #Percy jackson #Apollo #Lester papadopoulos #Annabeth chase #Bidisaster