They probably changed their names from the wet bandits to the sticky bandits and now to the big bird bandits and thought it was a good idea to steal the bird, they were probably caught by kevin who returned the bird and wrote the letter.
2. Oswald Cobblepot and Edward Nygma
It was Oswald's idea and he dragged Eddie into helping him, enough has been said.
3. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
They thought it was funny but then felt bad for the kids who watched sesame street then returned him (Harley wrote the note).
4. Jason Todd and Damian Wayne
Bruce told them to bond but this is not what he had in mind, he forced them to write the apology and that was the only time they got along, they still hate each other though.
5. Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing
Somehow accidentally stole it and no one knows how but let's just say that Joey was incredibly distraught when he found out big bird was actually a man in a suit.
6. Stanley and Richie
Richie thought it was a good idea to give it to Stan on his birthday and both had to figure out how to return it without getting in trouble, Stan lectured him and said that when he wanted a pet bird this is not what he ment, but it's the thought that counts right?
7. Two-Bit Mathews
Was completely wasted and had no idea he stole it until he saw the bird was missing on tv.
8. Dallas Winston, Johnny Cade, and Ponyboy Curtis
Dally did it while Johnny and Pony just stood there asking if it was a good idea of not.
9. Steve Randle and Sodapop Curtis
They weren't even drunk they just did it out of pure crackhead energy.
Let's be honest, all the greasers decided to do it and all got their ass whooped by Darry.
10. Tom, Jerry and Spike
Of course they did it, it's Tom and Jerry. They somehow accidentally stole it and Tom, Jerry, and Spike had a temporary truce trying to return it.
Natural Tree Circle Bridge - March 2021
I’m not sure what caused the twisted tree which forms this almost perfect circle over the water. It looks very much like “circle bridges” which are occasionally posted here and there. Whatever formed it, it is hauntingly beautiful– especially when the water is calm and the reflection completes the circle.
How are you so good at writing fight scenes? I really loved that last chapter of Safe in Brother's Wings it was SO good my dude!
*Master Oogway voice* I...do not know. XD
In all honestly, my game plan with fight scenes is fast and chaotic, no one knows what’s going on and there’s way too many dashes everywhere.
Character injuries go two ways: either the pain is immediate and interrupts the thought process or it’s something that gets noticed after the fact. Sentences are either short and abrupt or one great big run-on sentence. Battlefield awareness narrows down to whatever the character’s focus is on in that moment, and their focus is probably jumping around a lot.
I think my learning approach to fighting scenes was to try and get the same feel movie and TV show fights had--movie novelizations helped. But mostly it’s constantly trying to strive for the desperation and frenetic energy that fights have and then writing constantly for ages--they’re not kidding, practice does make perfect. :)
Male Boat-tailed Grackle - March 2021
The Male Boat-tailed Grackle is very common in southern Florida. And it is very easy to identify. One it is black. All male grackles are black. Females are shades of brown. Two, it has a “boat tail” meaning that its tail is rounded like the back end of a big boat. And three, it has “piercing yellow eyes.” If you see Boat-tailed Grackles west of the Mississippi, they probably have dull brown eyes, but in southern Florida, they have intense yellow eyes. If you Google “bird with piercing yellow eyes” it will probably bring up the Great-tailed Grackle, which is also found on the east coast, but it has a much larger tail that is not rounded.
I took several images of this bird in rapid succession. He was looking directly at me in only one of the images. If he isn’t looking directly at you, his eyes appear somewhat duller, but when he is centered in on you, you can see the yellow of his eyes.
Can they please call the new baby big bird while she’s in Wanda’s belly as a running joke? That is honestly the best thing I’ve ever heard. Ugh the ADORABLENESS of baby babble lol.
Do you have any headcannons regarding the ways Vision fawns over pregnant Wanda? I feel like when she starts showing and is having trouble tugging her pants up he’ll take the opportunity to press little kisses to her belly and rub small circles and talk to the baby.
Does Wanda find it endearing or annoying that Vision tries to do ALL of the things for her? I’m sure she finds it helpful later in the game when stuff is getting difficult to do in general, but in the early stages she gets a bit irritated.
Does Vision just periodically grab Wanda’s belly and kiss it? Does he talk to the baby? Does the baby know Vision is there? When he leaves or comes home does she start kicking? Does that make Wanda happy or sad?
Do Wanda and Vision watch themselves in the mirror while they have sex?
Do Wanda and Vision have a sex playlist?
How can the people around them tell they they have been fucking? If there aren’t bruises or hickies or nobody heard I mean.
Have a good one fandom jesus!
Haha! Yeah, I think we can manage a few more Big Bird references while Wanda is still pregnant. That said, Outnumbered isn’t in any kind of chronological order so I can always bust out a pregnant Wanda drabble with some Big Bird baby babble! So yeah, does my story have its first little jokey joke? I’d be so honored.
Vision loves him a Wanda baby belly. And it’s not something he could ever explain to anyone. It brings out something in him that he never knew exist. Primal kind of shit he wasn’t aware he was capable of. That’s the thing about Vision. He’s always surprising himself with how much emotion he can truly feel. I imagine that was a gray area for him and all of this stuff is pretty overwhelming. But he does a good job handling it for himself and for Wanda, who has her own set of emotions and hormones coursing through her. Sometimes Vision just needs a minute to admire his lady. The belly, the waddle, the way she smiles down at the bump when she thinks nobody’s looking. But Vision is ALWAYS looking, so he notices it and he saves it as a little clip to watch later.
I mean.. Vision is just a good egg, man. He’s just dutiful and patient and maybe a little overbearing at first when Wanda is newly pregnant with Big Bird. The problem is that Vision reads too much. He sits and processes statistics too often and then he worries, so he tries to take care of everything when he realistically doesn’t have to.
Mirror sex is a big YES. I think that would be a Vision idea. He wants to see how they look.
They totally have a sex playlist and it doesn’t start with Yakety Yak... or does it?
Wanda’s always a little extra flushed. That alabaster skin tells all her secrets. And her hair is a little out of sorts but she can usually hide that with a quick pony. But there’s still that little part up top that’s slightly teased.
Juvenile Great Blue Heron - March 2021
I’ve already posted images of this Juvenile Great Blue Heron, but he decided to give me a great image of him landing with his wings still outstretched so that they caught the early-morning sun.