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infernobot · 3 years

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TEETH?

Teeth?

By InfernoBot

I had just finished recording, and was carrying my dog in from the office, when my mom handed me an envelope. Once I had my sweet pupper nestled into a blanket, I joined her on the couch and slit open my mysterious delivery. Inside was no note, just a brochure to something called ‘Furnal Equinox’ and an accompanying plastic badge bearing the image of a anthropomorphic dog, (maybe it was a wolf), wearing a graduation cap and gown.

As my eyes scanned the glossy pages, my excitement grew; some lovely person had sent me a weekend pass to a furry convention! This was my big chance to make a video detailing my adventures through a mass gathering of one of the internet’s most maligned and misunderstood subcultures. Over the coming weeks, I studied the brochure, read up on the panelists online, noted every question about the furry fandom that popped into my head. My itinerary for the whole weekend was mapped out.

Super chats and KoFi tips managed to cover the cost of a bottom-barrel airline ticket, and I got a great deal on an Air B&B from a charming indiginous woman named Semide, whose sisters had enrolled in college and left their rooms vacant. She was even kind enough to include meals as part of the deal. The weekend of the con finally rolled around; I threw my things in a bag and I was off to Toronto.

Eighteen hours and three layovers later, I was sitting at my host’s kitchen table with a warm towel draped over the back of my neck, sipping a cup of coffee. It turned out Semide was a naturopathic healer and knew some kickin’ remedies for aches, pains and jet lag. I don’t put much stock in essential oils, but damn if I didn’t wake up feeling fresh and ready to face the day the next morning. The convention was being held on the waterfront about nine blocks from Semide’s place, not too bad for a walk, and I reckoned I could make the trek each day.

I left late in the morning, well after the con had opened. No sense waiting in line, I figured. It was three blocks from the Westin Harbor Castle, when I saw the first fursuit.

There was no explaining the rush of exhilaration I felt. This was real. This was happening. I was gradually being surrounded by dozens of people decked out in bright, elaborate costumes. Some that couldn’t afford full suits wore just heads and gloves, giving a ghoulish Frankenstein’s monster appearance to their character. Or the wolf-man caught mid transformation after being bitten by a neon fox in a rainbow pride shirt. The less daring, or particularly destitute, settled for headbands with animal ears and strap-on tails.

Waiting to cross the last street, I was elbow to elbow with a giant Sonic the Hedgehog and a seven-foot tall purple giraffe sporting a quadruple-XL adult diaper. Something told me before the weekend was over, that particular garment would get filled. Before I could contemplate the logistics further, the light changed and the extremely polite, if curiously dressed herd moved into the street and we sorted into a semblance of a line being steadily processed through the doors into the main convention hall. I was in.

The lead-up to the main event hadn’t prepared me for what lay inside. A teenage girl in a ‘volunteer’ shirt thrust an opaque plastic bag into my hands before Big The Cat shoved me aside and began professing his undying love for her beauty. I stumbled into the row of booths on the main floor, further progress blocked by an electric green armadillo strumming an acoustic guitar with a stuffed fish tucked in the strings.

This was it, I weaved my way between con-goers and took it all in. Clip-on LED cat ears. A custom-fit fang booth. Stacks of comics focused on humanoid animals. Racks upon racks of faux-leather collars and leashes. The waifu pillows. I pulled my phone from my pocket and approached the nearest open booth.

Time for an interview, I thought.

Eight hours, two energy drinks and a box of granola bars later, I was dead on my feet. There was no way of knowing how many people I’d talked to as the day progressed. Or just how strange my conversations had become. I think I spoke at length with Cool Cat about the merits of various vape pens, despite the fact I don’t smoke. But it hadn’t all been nonsense.

Before I had degenerated into a gibbering wreck, I had chanced to be standing beside a fountain near the food court and heard a familiar warbling voice behind me. To my great delight, when I turned around I found a young woman with jet black hair, a hawaiian shirt and a black & yellow long-Furby draped over her shoulders; I instantly recognized her as Teya from Strange Aeons. After she’d finished speaking to her friend, I politely tapped her on the arm and introduced myself. She turned out to be super cool, excited to meet another youtube creator, and talked to me for about ten minutes as her girlfriend went off to wait in line for the bathroom.

While most of our conversation centered around videos and our special boy Greg, my eyes kept getting drawn back to Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge. His black and yellow checkered belly, his luxurious black fur, those piercing green eyes; it was all so captivating. I couldn’t quit looking at the charm necklace below his little yellow beak spelling out his name; Thursday. Eventually, I complimented her on her videos and her handsome long-son one last time and we parted ways. It had been a pleasant break, but even here, the persistent strains of Insane Clown Posse that permeated the space were grating on my nerves.

When the time had come for all the furry folk to close up shop and head home, I staggered out into the street with all the lingering con-goers. Despite the initial culture shock, most of the people I’d met had been great. I could stand here, elbow to elbow with ponies, foxskies, giant pomeranians and adorable cat girl maids on the steps of Westin Harbor Castle, and just enjoy the last moments of the sun setting over Toronto. That is until the moment was shattered by an obnoxious voice that sounded more like it belonged outside a Patriots game accompanied by the echo of shattering beer bottles.

“Now that the party’s over, we can get down to the afterparty at my place; which of you bitches wants to come home with me?”

My head swiveled like a tank turret toward the source of the voice, my face bearing the expression which must have read did this motherfucker just?

A man-child wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt that had been stretched over his prodigious girth, a pair of denim jorts hanging past his knees and sweat-stained socks encased in mandles, slid his oily bulk up behind a group of teenage girls dressed as some kind of anime cat maids. He leaned his acne-studded face in close to them and said, “Since you’re dressed as maids, how about I take you home and make you change my cumm-y bedsheets after a night of passionate love-making.”

The overly-polite locals may have been in shock, but I knew a neckbeard when I saw one and knew immediately what to do.

“How ‘bout you back the fuck off bro, they’re kids.”

Maybe he wasn’t expecting resistance, but he seemed genuinely taken aback by someone speaking up. Once he got a look at me, he re-adjusted his fedora and stared me down. I admit, I might not look terribly intimidating; bulky, but not muscular, with my hair dyed bright teal and swept to one side. At least I had on a Pink Floyd t-shirt, that felt a little like a layer of protection against his fed-aura. He drew in a snot-choked breath and continued,

“They’re dressed as the maids from Painappuru No Oshiri, they’re harem girls that’re totally thirsty for the main character. Each maid is eager to bend over and present their ripe ruby star-fruit to their master. They’re, like, practically advertising how much they want it in the ass.”

“Why don’t you leave them alone, fuckmuppet?” I retorted. “You look like you're forty and they’re a bunch of teen girls.”

He was not pleased with my argument. The group of cat-maidens had shaken off their surprise and closed ranks. But they weren’t ready when he lunged forward and grabbed at the petticoat of the red cat-maid on the outside, lifting her skirts up to expose the shorts underneath.

��It’s not even a chick, it’s a dude. Chill out.”

A glance at the cosplayer’s face revealed a mask of burning red embarrassment, fear and confusion. Their friends were moving to grab at the neckbeard’s hand, but I was quicker. I swatted his arm like I was chopping down the internet itself and pushed right up in his face. Practically nose-to-nose, I couldn’t avoid the stench of fermented funyuns rolling off his breath.

“Keep. Your. Fucking. Hands. Off of them.”

His chins quivered slightly.

“Oh, you wanna start something, Rainbow Brite? I bet you like it in the ass, prancy-boy.”

“For a supposedly straight guy, you sure are obsessed with getting your dick in a guy’s butt.”

The flab of his cheeks reddened to match his acne.

“You’re gonna regret that. I’m a man with a very particular set of skills…”

I cut him off; I didn’t have the patience for a real-life copy pasta.

“Is one of your skills getting punched by me? Cause if you keep talking, you’re going to be teaching a master class.”

I could feel that neckbeardy-bravado wavering. Perhaps he could sense the crowd around us had turned against him, moving to shield the cat-maids and staring daggers into his lumpy flesh. With one last snotty huff, he turned and stormed away; the sound of his mandles slapping on the concrete echoed off the face of the convention center.

A group of several of the more adulty-er people had ringed the victims and were doing their best to calm them down. I shuffled over and started to apologize for the beardo’s behavior, when the red cat-maid began thanking me profusely and asked for a hug. Apparently, this was not the first time their group had been approached at the convention. We stood around chatting for a while, and they promised to check Evangelion when they got home. Once the cat-maids were safely in their Lyft, I waved them goodbye and turned to make my journey home for the night.

I started back up the street I'd taken this morning, but as I approached the doorway to a grimey building, I became aware of a fully-suited Yogi Bear propositioning a man dressed like Linda-Carter-era Wonder Woman. I was pretty wiped out and didn’t have it in me to process an altercation like this if they noticed me and instead took an abrupt right turn down an alley, intending to zig-zag back to my Air B&B.

I was nearly out the other side when my ears picked up the slapping of mandles on pavement rushing up behind me. A searing pain burst into existence in my lower back, like someone put a cigarette out on my spine.

I went down, hard.

The mylar swag bag I’d been swinging around all day splashed into a puddle off to one side. I was barely able to heave myself over onto my back to get a look at my attacker. It was him. The Neckbeard. He stood over me, grinning, his yellowed teeth visible in the night. The little black box in his hand flickered with a blue spark as he triggered the taser again.

“Heh heh. You like that, princess? I aimed a little high so I wouldn’t damage your sweet ass.”

“Fuck….you….” I gasped out through the pain. My muscles were cramping like someone had dug a burning fork into my lower back and twisted it up like a plate of spaghetti.

“Heh. You’re the one taking it in the ass, rainbow bitch.” He stepped over me, squatting like a linebacker, bringing the taser close to my face. “Maybe I’ll push this in your eyeball and see if I can make it boil.”

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of movement between his legs. Something thin and dark darted up from the shadows, toward his exposed back. He let out a cry of surprise, and shot upright, swinging his arms wildly behind him, grabbing at something. He hopped wildly from foot-to-foot across the alley, the tail hanging from the back of his pants swaying wildly with the movement. I thought it was weird I hadn’t noticed the tail before, especially with how long it was, practically sweeping the ground. The fuzzy black appendage was moving...wrong. It kept curling up and twisting out of his hands as he grasped at it, almost as if it were...alive.

“Oh Goddamnit!” He screamed. “What the fuck, dude?!”

He dropped the taser and got a grip on the tail with both hands, tugging on it. A ripping sound echoed through the alley as the seat of his pants tore out. The thing was, the tail wasn’t attached to his pants, it was going in through his pants, nestled between his prodigious posterior cheeks like one of those fetish plugs. As he violently jerked it side-to-side, it was ripping at the fabric of his trousers, the same went for his less-than-tidey whiteys.

“Get this fucking thing off of me!” He howled.

He grunted as the tail slipped his fingers and wriggled another foot inside him. Tears were welling up in his eyes and he collapsed back against a green dumpster. Like a man who had gambled on a street taco truck and lost, he bit his knuckle and gripped his abdomen through his stained t-shirt. It might have been a trick of the light, but I swear I could see his belly distend and squirm; the words ‘Friendship Is Magic’ bulging as something rolled under them.

His mandles dug into the alley grime as he feebly kicked his legs, and I could only watch in disgust as the rest of the fuzzy, black, thing slithered up inside him, forcibly dilating his leather cheerio. It was incredible. I could actually see its progress as it wormed its way through his body. He blubbered something about God and Jesus as his hand clawed frantically at his own belly, before his voice abruptly went silent.

There was a long, drawn-out wheezing sound, like one of those novelty rubber chickens, as the bulk of the thing moved up his throat. I don’t know how his flesh distended and deformed without bursting, but it reached his mouth and his jaw opened wide. First one small black, fuzzy ear lined with black and yellow plaid popped up, then another, followed by the crown of this thing’s head, pushing his teeth outward like flower petals blooming.

It rose before me, straight up from his mouth, its black and yellow belly slick, but not stained by his juices. His dislodged teeth clung to its matted fur like an obscene necklace. It swayed slightly in the moonlight, a pair of luminous green eyes fixed on mine, and its beak opened. With the rising inflection of someone asking a question, it uttered one word:

Teeth?

#strange aeons #moonhorse #furby #long furby #fan fiction #Teya

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captainsy-cookiemonster · 3 years

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Heya babe!

29, 33, 35, 47, 50, 58, 71 🤗

Hi baby💖💖

29. Whats your favorite animal?

Besides my pupper, it's foxes, wolves and cheetahs🥺 so cute🥺💖

33. Whats your favorite song?

Ohh, it changes a lot, depending on my mood, but a song I find myself listening to a lot since it came out in March is this

35. Do you want children?

I honestly don't know. As of now it's no, but I'm only turning 20 next month, so who knows. With the right partner, maybe.

47. Do you prefer baths or showers?

I rarely get to take a bath, living with four people in a house with only one bathroom does that... But I really like taking baths when i get the chance.

50. If you could live anywhere, where would that be?

Probably like Lin in the English countryside, away from the big city stress. But please let me have a decent internet connection 😂

58. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunrises are too early 😂 so sunsets. Also, my room faces the sun most of the day, so when I look outside, I turn blind 😂😂 sunsets are the only time a day i can look outside without only seeing white. And all the pink, purple and orange are just beautiful 💕

71. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

Idk, i need a lot of sleep. Probably one school trip i went on in 4th grade, where all 16 kids had to sleep in a barn. No one really slept tjat night. That night I maybe got like 4 hours.

Thank you bby 💖💖💖

#Ask Lisa

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wthtorke · 5 years

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Predator hounds! Specifically AP’s predator hound that had the unfortunate lobotomy and became a super good boy! Could you do an imagine about that good boy wandering away from the area after AP’s ending fight and being found and adopted by someone who lives in the mountains of Colorado? That good pupper deserves a good, loving home! 😭❤️

(I love that doggo)

The morning started really nice, the grass was wet from the mist, birds were singing softly from a distance, you stood on your front porch with a hot cup of coffee, just looking around the nice fall season view, oranges and yellows colored your land and for you, it was as beautiful as spring itself, the changing, chilly weather was nice up in the mountains, and gave you all the reasons to drink all the hot beverages ever.

Taking another sip from your coffee, you squinted as you thought you saw something move between the dry bushes, you didn’t own any dogs or cats….Maybe a fox? Well, you’d keep your door locked and the trash up high just in case.

Turning back to walk inside, you stopped dead in your tracks as several huffs hit your clothed leg. Looking back, you dropped your mug and jumped up on your porch chair in fright, screaming at the thing that drooled and wagged its short, short little tail at your reaction.

Your legs trembled as you stared at the...dog? reptile dog? it had tendrils poking out of its head, like hair, dreads? Something, for sure!

It stopped a second to sniff at your shattered mug, licking the spilled coffee and backing off in disgust, it didn’t like it.

The weird thing looked back at you and sat down, waiting, its tongue lolling out as he huffed big puffs into the cold air.

You tried shooshing it off with your hand “Go, Go away!”.

Of course, it wouldn’t go away, your hand movements only made it happier as it jumped up again and stood on its hind legs, wagging its tail as it reached for you with its front paws, still drooling a lot.

Leaning with both paws on your chest, only now you noticed how -big- it was, you were on top of a chair, and it still reached your chest while standing.

The dog’s sudden bark sent you slipping on your chair, making you fall sitting on it.

With no time to react to your fall, you shrieked as the dog advanced and what you thought was gonna be a final bite to your neck were very wet dog kisses on your face as he huffed and licked you. “Oh my God-, Nonoooo, stop stop!”, You tried stopping it with your hands to its chest, trying to push it off to no avail, it simply huffed happily and kept nuzzling your scarf and coat, eventually making you laugh as you gave in to all this mess.

Even happier by hearing your laugh, the little tail wagged at incredible speed as it stepped back to look at you, its eyes were small, its forehead was not, it was very scaly and had thick skin, sure, you weren’t the strongest person out there but it didn’t budge when you tried to push it, it clearly was not from this world.

“How did you end up in here, huh?”, You asked, cleaning your cheek with your sleeve as you patted its head with your other hand, looking around, you didn’t see anyone else, not a possible alien owner, not another space dog, nobody. You look back at the waiting dog as it whined and came forth again, demanding more contact from you.

“Okay, okay”, you laughed as you caressed it with both hands now, the dog sitting closer to your chair, barely able to contain its happiness.

“You can stay until someone comes looking for you”, It had been a while since your last pet and you surely were not planning on getting one so soon, but this was an especial exception, not everybody had a massive tank alien dog as their pet, right?

You got up and patted your thigh, opening the door inside, the strange dog practically running inside your house to explore.

As you ran after it, hoping it didn’t break anything irreplaceable, you really hoped nobody would show up after him.

(the goodest boi)

#predator #yautja #alien #yautja/human #alien relationship #reader #male reader #headcanon #yautja boyfriend #human/yautja #request #my yautja boyfriend #predator dogs #upgrade predator #assassin predator #ultimate predator

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seasonofthegeek · 6 years

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Ninette Week, Day 6: First Kiss

Days 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6:

“How dare you, girl?!”

Marinette froze at the door, her keys still wedged into the lock as Alya’s laughter floated down the hall.

“She didn’t mean it, Alya. Obviously you’re the fox’s socks.” Adrien’s voice interjected, full of humor.

Marinette heard herself chime in. “Is that Rena’s version of the bee’s knees?” She followed the voices down the hall to her old bedroom. Nino was sitting at his desk, watching a video on the new computer monitor he’d gotten.

He turned in the desk chair, wiping at his red eyes. “Hey,” he said hoarsely, reaching back to pause the video.

“Hey.” She crossed the room and stood by his chair. He pulled her down onto his lap and hugged her tight.

“I was hooking everything up and wanted to test it with video so I pulled one over from my phone.” He cleared his throat. “I didn’t realize it would affect me so much today.”

“This is when you got that new phone that was almost as big as a tablet, isn’t it? You were recording everything for like a week.”

He chuckled softly, holding her close. “Yeah, Alya hid it for a few day when I wouldn’t stop.”

The screen was paused on Adrien’s face caught in a half-smile. “It’s going to be a year next Thursday.”

“Do you want to do something?”

“Like what?”

“I’m not sure,” he admitted. “Maybe we could go out to dinner? Turn it into a celebration of getting to have them in our lives even for a little while?”

“Because if we stay here, we might end up having a rough night,” Marinette nodded, catching his drift.

“Maybe.”

“I think dinner out would be nice. Maybe we can come back and watch more videos.”

“We can see how we’re feeling.”

Marinette kissed the top of his head. “Okay.”

______________________________

Nino brandished a forkful of salad. “To be fair, Adrien really was a great wingman at the zoo that day. He was determined to get us together.”

Marinette laughed. “Alya was so mad at me when I said I would set you guys up.”

“And then you locked us in a cage for hours.”

“Hey, Otis proved to be a difficult akuma.” She picked up her glass of wine and took a sip. “It’s all a little crazy to think about, isn’t it? If something had happened between us that day, our lives would’ve been completely different.”

“Yeah, and now you could be sitting here with Adrien instead of me.” Nino frowned as he finished speaking. “Sorry, that sounded better before it actually came out.”

“We don’t have to pretend like we haven’t thought about it,” she replied carefully, chasing a crouton with her fork. “I’m sure you wished I was Alya before.”

“Yeah, I won’t deny that.”

“And yeah, I hoped Adrien was the one who came through with me.” Marinette’s brows furrowed as her appetite dwindled. “It would’ve been easier in some ways.”

“True.”

“But I would’ve never know what it’s like to be with you if he had and sometimes I don’t know what to do with that feeling because what he and I had meant everything to me, but what you and I have also means everything to me.”

“I don’t think they have to be exclusive. That’s a really good way to describe it actually. I don’t think of our relationship as better or worse than what I had with Alya. It’s just different and I think that’s okay.”

Marinette nodded and played with her salad. “Do you wonder if they maybe found comfort in each other like we did?”

“Yeah, I love and hate the thought of it.”

She smiled. “I’m glad it’s not just me then.”

“Did you know Adrien called me after your first kiss?”

“He did?”

Nino grinned and nodded, sitting back in his chair. “He babbled for like ten minutes straight until I gathered what had happened.”

“That was the night we told each other who we were too. Big night.”

“Yeah.”

“Alya totally held out on me with your first kiss. She didn’t tell me for like a week!”

“That sounds like her.”

“She said she was still feeling out the waters,” Marinette rolled her eyes. “As if she wasn’t completely smitten with you.

“I think we’re all dorks.”

“I think you’re right.” ______________________________

“I can’t do the videos.” Marinette stood in the bathroom doorway with her pajamas tucked in her arm. “I kept thinking I could if I waited a little later into the night but I don’t have it in me.”

“That’s okay, Mari. Is it going to bother you if I do?” Nino asked, dropping his shirt in the hamper. “I can keep the volume low and close the door.”

“Of course not. Do whatever you need to. I’ll be here when you get done.” She sent him a fond smile and slipped into the bathroom.

Tears began to fill her eyes as she stared at her reflection so she made herself concentrate on undressing. Dinner had been delicious and it felt good to be honest about things with Nino. She didn’t want to hide her feelings from him but she felt like she needed to mourn in peace for a few moments. She’d accepted their new life, even grown to love parts of it, especially the Nino parts, but it was still hard. There was no reason to pretend it wasn’t.

She carefully washed the makeup from her face. She wiped a toner on her skin and enjoyed the light sting. She brushed her teeth and remembered the way Adrien would try to get her to talk to him when she was foaming at the mouth with toothpaste. She finished her nightly ritual and sat down in the corner of the bathroom on the fluffy gray mat and cried. ______________________________

“Are you okay?” Nino asked softly when Marinette finally crawled into bed.

“I am,” she nodded, immediately curling into his side. “Are you?”

“Yeah.” He kissed her forehead. “I think we needed that.”

“Mmhmm.”

“To be honest, I could only get through one of the videos. Everything felt fresh again tonight.”

“I think tomorrow will be easier.”

“The start of Year Two.”

Marinette wrapped her arm around his middle and snuggled closer. “It’s bizarre to think about, isn’t it? We’ve been here so long now.”

“It hurts my head to think about sometimes.”

“Mine too.”

“We never celebrated our birthdays.”

Marinette blinked in surprise. “I…I didn’t even realize.”

“That was the video I watched, Alya’s not-actually-a-surprise surprise party. I remember being so sure we had pulled one over on her.”

“We were delusional,” Marinette smiled. “So our goal this year should be to celebrate at least four days.”

“Which days?”

“Well, we need to make up for our birthdays obviously so that’s two.”

“Okay.”

“And then this day to remember everyone we had to leave behind.”

“Right.”

“And then the day we decided to be enough for each other,” she added shyly, pressing a kiss to his chest.

There was a pause and then Marinette heard Nino’s heartbeat speed up against her ear.

“I love you,” he said, voice rushed. “Sorry that was sudden. I’ve been wanting to say it and it’s okay if—“

“I love you too.” ______________________________

“Okay, Mari, we’re agreeing on one small dog, right?” Nino squeezed her hand as they neared the animal shelter entrance.

“Yeah, one small dog. That’s really all we have room for in the apartment,” she nodded.

“So no matter what else we see in there, no matter how many animals need homes, we’re just looking for one small dog.”

“You know, I am actually an adult who can make wise decisions,” she rebutted, quirking an eyebrow.

“I’m not doubting your usual wisdom, sweetheart, but I’ve seen you around enough animals to know that lovely wisdom usually takes a break when there is a lot of fluffy cuteness around.”

“Rude.”

He grinned and raised their joined hands to his lips for a quick kiss before opening the door for her. ______________________________

“Okay, I know what we agreed on, but hear me out,” Marinette began.

“One small dog,” Nino reminded her.

“But when we’re both at work, he might get lonely.” Marinette cuddled the tan puppy close to her chest.

“This little guy is actually already adopted,” a volunteer said gently. “He’s just waiting on his surgery. We don’t have any available puppies right now.”

“Oh,” Marinette frowned. “What about grown dogs?”

“Sure, follow me.” He took the puppy from her and set it back in the pen and waved a hand. Marinette glanced back toward Nino and they set off after the shelter volunteer. As soon as the door opened, dogs began to bark and jump for attention. “Just let me know if you guys need any help.”

Marinette and Nino slowly made their way down the line of kennels. “These are all a little bigger than I was thinking.”

“Yeah, I was wanting to start smaller for our first pet. Get our feet wet first? I feel kinda guilty now though.”

“I know what you mean. All of these sweet puppers need homes too.”

“How’s it going, guys?”

Nino turned to the volunteer. “I’m not sure any of these are the right fit for us unfortunately.”

Marinette made a small helpless noise, looking back at the kennels.

“Are you guys only interested in dogs? If it is an issue of space, cats do really well in apartments.”

“No, I don’t think—“

“Can we see the cats?” Marinette asked, biting her lip.

Nino turned to her. “Are you sure?”

She nodded. “We can at least look.”

“Cats or kittens?” the volunteer asked.

“Cats, I think,” Marinette answered, falling into step behind him. ______________________________

“This can’t be real.”

Nino and Marinette stared at the black cat with bright green eyes and he stared right back at them.

“Are you guy interested in Adrien?” Another volunteer was in the cat room and joined them by the cage. “He’s such a sweetheart. I can get him out if you want.”

Marinette took a hesitant step away from the cage. “I’m not sure.”

“I was about to get him out to play anyway so you guys can watch if you’d like.”

Nino pulled Marinette against his chest as they watched the volunteer open the cage and coax the cat out. He kept his eyes on them but allowed her to pick him up and set him on the floor.

“Let’s see, who should you play with today?” The volunteer walked down the line of cages and poked her fingers into one. “What do you think, Alya? Want some time out?”

“I’m sorry. We have to go,” Marinette said quickly, pulling Nino with her. They didn’t speak until they reached the bus stop. “What was that?” she asked, voice strained.

“Very bad luck, I think,” Nino sighed. “The weirdest luck ever.”

“How is it possible there were two adoptable cats with their names?”

“I think maybe we should hold off on a pet.”

“Yeah, I think so too.”

They at on the bench and waited.

“I wonder if they were friends.”

Nino glanced over at his girlfriend. “What?”

“Well, if the volunteer was getting them out to play together, they’re probably friends, right?”

“I mean, I guess…if cats are friends with each other.”

“What if they don’t get adopted together? What if they get split up and never see each other again?”

“Mari…”

She stood. “We have to go back and get them.”

“Marinette, hang on a second.”

“No, we need to go now, Nino.” She tugged on his arm. “Someone might be trying to split them up. They need us.”

“Listen, I think we need to go home and think this over and—“

“Please,” she begged, voice breaking. “Please, Nino, we need to bring them home with us.”

He let her pull him up and they began the trek back to the shelter. “We don’t have any cat stuff.”

“We don’t have dog stuff either. We’ll buy what we need.”

“Are you sure this isn’t going to be too much for you? It’s weird. You have to admit it’s weird,” he said.

“I know, but…maybe it’s a sign, you know? We can save them here.”

He studied her for a moment as they walked and finally nodded. “Okay.”

Buy me a cherry coke?

#ninette week #Not Only You #ninette #nino lahiffe #marinette dupain-cheng #oops I drabbled again

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pika-ace · 6 years

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*inhales* ITH Digimon Tamers AU

Welp, I got away with not making up Digimon in the ITH Digimon Adventure AU since that series was so long. But now, you have forced my hand.

In short, Sonny, Pete, and Vanessa are going to be our three main tamers, with the other barrio fam members perhaps all gaining their own Digimon as time goes on, and so, I have done it; I have created Digimon partners for Sonny, Pete, and Vanessa (and YES, they can ABSOLUTELY also carry over to the Digimon Adventure AU)

Anyway, PLOT!! The three meet their Digimon differently; Pete meets his with the whole drawing thing that Takuto does, Sonny met his wandering around the city, lost and alone, and Vanessa’s came to her after seeing how strong willed and independent she is when it comes to her love life and her life in general. I’m thinking that Kevin Rosario can be the leader of Hypnos, or rather, the leader of a branch in Washington Heights, making sure wild Digimon don’t escape to the real world. This can get Nina and Lincoln involved in the plot somehow, with them getting Digimon later.

Anyway, here are Sonny, Vanessa, and Pete’s Digimon as well as descriptions of their appearances since I can’t draw so I’ll leave it to your minds or your own pens and papers! Let us begin!!

Sonny’s Digimon - Huskymon, an ice based husky/dog digimon ;it’s bascially Chip as a Digimon, I kept my promise there ;)

Fresh - Chipmon: Cause he’s like a teeny microchip? Get it? Anyway, since he’s the baby, he’s basically a little ball of black and white fur with eyes, pointy ears and a small floofy tail.

In-Training - Perromon: A small little black pupper, kinda like Salamon from Digimon Adventure. Not even half a foot tall and doesn’t really have a whole lotta fur.

Rookie - Huskymon: A husky that’s about half the size of a fully grown one. Black and white fur and a curly tail with more spiky fur; looks almost EXACTLY like a normal dog, except he can talk and kick ass of course.

Champion - Tundramon: A big, pure white wolf, with red eyes, and large fangs and claws. Size wise, I’d say about the size of Ikkakumon in the show. Meaning, pretty freaking big.

Ultimate - Subzero Tundramon: Tundramon gets an ice armor upgrade and a power boost; that’s about it, cause honestly most Ultimate forms are just about the same only with metal or armor or something. XP

Mega - Blizzardmon: Like most Mega forms, he shrinks in size, but triples in power. Kinda looks like the Frost Giant in Wizard101 but he has legs, dons a royal blue cloak, and wields a large scepter that can make it colder than Mt. Everest.

Vanessa’s Digimon - Vulpimon, a fire based fox digimon

Fresh - Kitmon: Mostly cause Viximon was already taken XP A teeny little red bouncy head with fox ears and a little tail; she’s a floofy fox babu X3

In-Training - Zorramon: Inspired by the word ‘zorra’ which is the feminine Spanish word for fox. A bigger red blob but with teeny little stub legs and a short little fox tail

Rookie - Vulpimon: Her appearance takes on a more cat-like form here. She has three tails as well with black on the ends and black ear tips and black paws. Her color is a deep scarlet as well.

Champion - Kitsunemon: Viximon may have been taken, but this wasn’t! XD She comes about a nine foot tall fox creature with six tails and a circle of energy around her middle containing different fire symbols that gives her energy.

Ultimate - Kumihomon: Still has six tails, but she now has flame armor to boot and her energy circle disappears, but the symbols appear on her armor.

Mega - Infernomon: In this case, she becomes bi-pedal and humanoid-esque. She finally gets her nine tails and dons a red dress and cloak. She has a humanoid face and a head of long, flowing red hair, and her whole body is practically oozing flames, and she attacks as she dances X3

Pete’s Digimon - Dibumon, a kind of artist/paint based digimon and uses color-based and art-based attacks (as a result I had to take just about a BUNCH of art related inspiration XD)

Fresh - Scribblemon: Inspired by how scribbles are children’s first take on art. With that said, he’s a lil’ blob that’s white like a sheet of paper with little black dots like tiny scribbles.

In-Training - Premon: Inspired by the word pre-schematic, when children start to draw symbols and shapes. Goes from a little blob to a floofy rabbit babu that runs around on all fours; still white with black spots, but they’re a bit more refined.

Rookie - Dibumon: Inspired by the word ‘dibujo’ which means drawing in Spanish. Becomes bi-pedal and humanoid pretty early in the game. Kind of resembles a mouse, but also wears a snapback and scarf to hide it’s face, kinda reminiscent of Pete when he wears his bandanna when he does graffiti. Wears messy and paint-stained clothes as well.

Champion - Vantgardmon: Inspired by the word ‘avant garde’. Grows a LOT bigger and a bit less humanoid, with mouse claws and a long mouse tail. Wears a white smock with a few paint stains and still has a scarf to keep his face hidden (that’s kinda his thing). Wields a pallet and paintbrush as weapons but is also capable of running on all fours if needed

Ultimate - Obramon: Taken from the word ‘obra maestra’ which is Spanish for masterpiece. He basically gives himself a fresh coat of paint, literally, giving himself a few more weapons and maybe armor pieces that he’s painted on himself.

Mega - Magnumon: Inspired by the word Magnum Opus. A tall figure wearing a white cloak and a beret, complete with a white scarf to hide his face. He also wields a pallet and brush, but has many other art tools tucked away in his cloak.

Aaaaand that’s about it for now; if I feel up to it, maybe I’ll make Digital buds for Usnavi, Nina, and Benny too, and maybe Carla and Lincoln so Digimon Adventure AU can have more meat on it; we’ll see!

#whew!#long post #hope you like my first attempt at digimon creation!#in the heights aus #digimon tamers #sonny de la vega #chip the husky #vanessa otillia garcia #graffiti pete

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beckyalbertalli · 7 years

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LOVE, SIMON

Becky’s FAQ

Q: What is LOVE, SIMON?

A: It’s a major motion picture based on the book SIMON VS THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA. The film is directed by Greg Berlanti, and is produced by Temple Hill Entertainment, New Leaf Literary & Media, Inc., and Fox2000. It will release in the USA on March 16th, 2018.

Q: What is SIMON VS THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA?

A: It’s a young adult novel written by Becky Albertalli (me!), published in the US in 2015 by HarperCollins, and available in over 20 languages. It’s about a gay teen boy named Simon Spier, and his experiences navigating high school, coming out, and falling in love with his anonymous email penpal.

Q: What actors star in LOVE, SIMON?

A: Nick Robinson (Simon Spier), Keiynan Lonsdale (Bram Greenfeld), Alexandra Shipp (Abby Suso), Logan Miller (Martin Addison), Katherine Langford (Leah Burke), Jorge Lendeborg Jr. (Nick Eisner), Jennifer Garner (Emily Spier/Simon’s mom), Josh Duhamel (Jack Spier/Simon’s dad), Talitha Bateman (Nora Spier), Natasha Rothwell (Ms. Albright), Tony Hale (Mr. Worth), Miles Heizer (Cal Price), Mackenzie Lintz (Taylor Metternich), Drew Starkey (Garrett Laughlin), Bryson Pitts (10-year-old Simon), and more!

Q: When will the film release in the USA?

A: March 16, 2018

Q: How do I know if/when the film will release in my country?

A: I don’t have information about international releases, but it might be helpful to keep an eye on this page of IMDB.

Q: Is LOVE, SIMON a faithful adaptation of SIMON VS THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA?

A: It really is. I had the opportunity to see an early version of the film, and it blew me away. It’s not a scene-by-scene adaptation of the book (nor would we want it to be), but it’s very similar, and it perfectly captures the heart of Simon’s story. I’m completely in love with this adaptation, and I know my readers will be thrilled with it.

Q: Will the movie include <insert specific scene or line from the book>?

A: When watching the film, try to let go of the expectation that this will be a scene-by-scene adaptation. Movies and novels are very different forms of media, so you may find that specific details are changed in the adaptation. Angie Thomas (THE HATE U GIVE) brilliantly refers to her movie adaptation as the fraternal twin of her book, and I think that’s the perfect way to look at it. Big picture: I consider LOVE, SIMON to be a very faithful adaptation of my book.

Q: Why did you change the title?

A: The title, like most aspects of the film, is chosen by the studio and production team, not the author. The studio spent months researching the best possible title for this film, and they landed on LOVE, SIMON for many reasons. It captures the heart of the story, it’s easy to say and remember, it has mainstream appeal, and early test audiences responded really well to it. Basically, the studio is REALLY excited about this film, and they want to give it the best chance they can to reach a broad audience. Personally, I’m thrilled with this new title. My book title will remain the same, but this one suits the movie so well.

TL;DR: I didn’t pick it (the studio did), but I’m happy with it!

Q: What are some of the differences between the book and the film that I should prepare for?

A: Alice (Simon’s older sister) isn’t present in the film; Simon wears glasses only in the flashbacks; Bieber is a little pupper instead of a Golden Retriever; a few characters who are white in the book are played by actors of color (this is a really wonderful improvement, IMO); there are a handful of original characters (and you’ll LOVE them).

Q: When should I expect the trailer/soundtrack/movie stills to release?

A: I don’t have that information, nor would I be allowed to leak it if I did. Sorry!

Q: Will there be a movie tie-in edition of SIMON VS THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA?

A: Yup! It releases January 30th, 2018, and you can preorder it here.

Q: How am I going to make the time pass until March, 2018?

A: Here are some ideas!

-Bookmark the official 20th Century Fox LOVE, SIMON website! You can learn more about the film, subscribe to receive email updates, and spend hours staring dreamily at Nick Robinson’s face.

-Follow the official movie Facebook page, Twitter page, and Instagram page.

-Read my other published book, THE UPSIDE OF UNREQUITED. It’s set in the same universe as SIMON, and it stars Abby Suso’s cousin from Maryland. A few Simon characters make cameos!

-Preorder my next book, LEAH ON THE OFFBEAT. It’s a sequel from Leah’s point-of-view, and it follows Leah, Simon, and the gang as they grapple with senior year, messy crushes, and impending goodbyes. It releases on April 24, 2018.

-Preorder my fourth book, WHAT IF IT’S US. It’s a co-written project with Adam Silvera about two boys falling in love in New York City. It releases on October 2nd, 2018. (And if you haven’t yet read Adam’s gorgeous previous books, you can order them here.)

-Keep an eye on my social media accounts - I post updates when I can! I’m @beckyalbertalli on Twitter and Instagram.

-Preorder the SHORES SIMON VS/UPSIDE fanzine! This zine was created by and for Simon and Upside readers, and it features 56 pages of original fanfiction and fanart. The cost of the zine goes toward production costs, and all profits will be donated to GLSEN and The Hispanic Federation. Check out their Tumblr page here for some amazing sneak previews, and follow the organizers (Dee and Mariana) on Twitter!

-Head over to Ao3 for some absolutely incredible SIMON VS THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA fanfiction.

-Follow @lovesimonfilm on Twitter, @lovesimonupdates on Instagram, and Creeksecrets on Tumblr - they’re all run by readers, and they do an awesome job staying on top of updates.

-Follow the Simon and Upside characters on Twitter (bonus: several characters from THE HATE U GIVE and THEY BOTH DIE AT THE END have accounts, too)! These are unofficial, reader-created accounts, but they’re scarily spot on. An awesome reader/writer, Catherine Tinker, created this list to help you find them: https://twitter.com/catherinetinker/lists/fictional-chaos-fun

#simon vs #simon vs movie #love simon #lovesimon #svthsa #becky albertalli

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babydarkstar · 6 years

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here’s a list of the things i love

reylo

boys

girls

complimenting people

reylo fanart ( ◡‿◡ *)

stuffed animals: sheep, bears, kitties, foxes, pigs, unicorns, tigers, hippos

ice cream! mint chocolate chip, vanilla, lavender, honey, rose, chocolate, any and all!

the color pink: rose, pastel, blankets, socks

white socks

polka dot socks!

my stuffed teddy bear that i got in paris last year. i named him remi and he has my heart

my pupper! she is soft and squishy

princess dresses

lavender

the color purple

my velvet robe that i wear unironically

my pillow and my sheets and my duvet

unicorns!

healer aesthetics

royalty aesthetics

being left handed!

my polaroid camera!

my star lamp

the art project i made in sixth grade

star wars

my therapist (she’s swell)

my yellow raincoat that i also got in paris

my purple polka dot tights that i ALSO got in paris

paris

the french language even though they have relative pronouns for everything that have to agree w the circumstance and the word they’re talking about

kitties!

did i mention reylo?

finn. my sweet fierce son.

bb8! a friend shaped round boy

crystals: literally any sort of quartz or rock that is produced from the earth, i think they’re beautiful

dainty jewelry

boys who aren’t afraid to cry

making things for my friends

drawing roses and woodland animals!

drawing lavender!

drinking tea!

yoga

making/wearing face masks

catharsis after taking care of something that’s been burdensome

writing!

writing reylo!

poetry!

writing poetry!

reading!

music!

lana del rey!

awolnation!

arctic monkeys!

alt-j!

drinking smoothies!

milkshakes!

chick-fil-a!

saying something funny that makes people laugh!

that one friend that ALWAYS laughs at your jokes no matter what! (thank you!)

really really really REALLY big dogs

alternatively: really really REALLY SMALL dogs

honeybees! save them!

honey! eat it! it’s good for you! and yummy!

leg warmers

knee socks

thigh socks!

pj pants

taking a hot shower while you’re really cold with the space heater on and then the bathroom is a steamy paradise

taking mild showers

washing my face

eating salad

being able to walk to where i need to go

exercise

listening to music

finding the perfect song when every song doesn’t seem to fit

talking to my crush （╹◡╹）♡

taking to puppies and they respond

shane dawson

intricate coloring books

literally any sort of star wars merch w my faves on it

the kylo ren mint tin that my mom got me

the kylo ren clip-on on my backpack

twix candy

orange peel smell

daisy by marc jacobs

stranger things

dowton abbey

art supplies

calligraphy! hand lettering!

doodles that turn out really nice

the way my face soap smells

having platinum blonde hair

people who are popular because they’re genuinely nice

getting an email notification saying someone commented on one of my ao3 fics ( ◡‿◡ *)

seeing that the comment is really long and adorably fangirly ( ◡‿◡ *)

fangirling with the commenter ( ◡‿◡ *)

wolves

foxes

#i will add more later if it lets me #i thought i'd try it and i feel so much happier #:)#this is also maybe me admitting for the first time that i like boys and girls #bsbsnsbansnsnj

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jadeyharls · 6 years

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Welp good night puppers. Well. Expect for Ekon. Funny the big sleepy pup is immune to the sleep effect. "CANDY!" And cue the fluffy boy charging at Jade.

That had to be the most ironic thing to ever be ironic. One would think he'd be the first person to pass out, but uh oh. Big boy was about to barrel her down! Which was maybe not the best idea while Jade was still holding the fire breathing fox creature that got spooked very easily? Or it wouldn't have been the best idea that is. Evidently the brown blur of squealing fur launching towards Ekon's face, and presiding cling to the boy's said face, had other plans. Where the hell did she even come from?

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puppycatbug · 7 years

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1-100~ :p

1. spotify, soundcloud, or pandora?probably spotify just becuase i haven’t really used the other two

2. is your room messy or clean?kinda messy

3. what colour are your eyes?brown

4. do you like your name? why?i’m coming around (slowly)

5. what is your relationship status? i’m in a relationship (and we’re cute af like damn #relationshipgoals)

6. describe your personality in 3 words or lessjust so indecisive

7. what colour hair do you have?brown

8. what kind of car do you drive? colour?a blue holden astra

9. where do you shop?i’m not really that picky?

10. how would you describe your style?Nerd Girls Tries To Be Cute, Ultimately Fails At Every Turn

11. favourite social media accountlike? of mine? probably this one?

12. what size bed do you have? queen

13. any siblings?yes, two.

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?there are so many places i would like to live but definitely canada

15. favourite snapchat filter? the best snapchat filter (pupper)

16. favourite makeup brand(s)the thing i use most is from Chi Chi so probably them?

17. how many times a week do you shower?at least 7?

18. favourite tv show?I don’t think I have a favourite show?

19. shoe size?7

20. how tall are you?like 5 feet. maybe 5′1′’?

21. sandals or sneakers?sneakers

22. do you go to the gym? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

23. describe your dream datei think i actually don’t care? if i get to hang out and do things with someone that i love then it really doesn’t matter a whole lot to me what we’re doing?

25. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?in cash? $0.00

26. what colour socks are you wearing? i’m not wearing socks

27. how many pillows do you sleep with?4ish

28. do you have a job? what do you do? no. just sad and poor.

29. how many friends do you have? HA. two?

30. whats the worst thing you have ever done? i guess that entirely depends on who you ask, huh?

31. whats your favourite candle scent? i love really overly sweet fruity scents

32. 3 favourite boy namesHenry, ??????????

33. 3 favourite girl namesi just really like androgynous names?

34. favourite actor? why do i reblog things like this when i have no answers for anything

35. favourite actress? i’m just gonna say tatiana maslany bc she blows my mind in orphan black

36. who is your celebrity crush?all of them

37. favourite movie? howl’s moving castle

38. do you read a lot? whats your favourite book? not as much as i used to or would like to. looking for alaska by john green.

39. money or brains?brains

40. do you have a nickname? what is it? yeah, mickey.

41. how many times have you been to the hospital?only when i was born i think

42. top 10 favourite songs(i can’t do this for all time but right now it’s) young and menace - fall out boy, crazy=genuis - panic! at the disco, not so body posi after all - sledding with tigers, sign of the times - harry styles, how would you feel - ed sheeran, and the first five songs off solid state by jonathan coulton

43. do you take any medications daily? nope

44. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)combination to oily

45. what is your biggest fear?hm... stagnation? kinda living it right now

46. how many kids do you want? oh boy

47. whats your go to hair style?ponytails and messy buns!

48. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) that is so relative? i guess it’s pretty big?

49. who is your role model? oh gosh, I don’t think I could say just one person?

50. what was the last compliment you received?“how is it possible that the stars look like that and you’re still the most beautiful thing here?”

51. what was the last text you sent?“New phone!”

52. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?I don’t remember ever finding out that santa isn’t real?

53. what is your dream car? ... a tesla

54. opinion on smoking?ICKY

55. do you go to college? no(t yet?)

56. what is your dream job? man, i just wanna be happy

57. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? the suburbs if those are my choices

58. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no but my mum does? so i might?

59. do you have freckles? nope

60. do you smile for pictures?yeah

61. how many pictures do you have on your phone? 1287

62. have you ever peed in the woods?yeah

63. do you still watch cartoons? fuck yeah

64. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?mcdonalds because i’ve never had wendys

65. favourite dipping sauce? for nuggets? sweet and sour

66. what do you wear to bed? a kevin owens singlet or a hoodie (why do i even own pyjamas?)

67. have you ever won a spelling bee?i’ve never been in a spelling bee but i was the best at spelling tests in primary school?

68. what are your hobbies?the main one is definitely dancing

69. can you draw? extremely poorly

70. do you play an instrument?if i practiced a bunch i could probably figure out the violin again

71. what was the last concert you saw? i’ve never been to a concert

72. tea or coffee?tea

73. starbucks or dunkin donuts?i’ve never had either

74. do you want to get married?yes

75. what is your crush’s first and last initial?LA (yep, definitely just one crush)

76. are you going to change your last name when you get married? I probably would?

77. what colour looks best on you? i think purple is meant to look good with my skin?

78. do you miss anyone right now? lachlan. always.

79. do you sleep with your door open or closed?closed

80. do you believe in ghosts?no but i could be convinced

81. what is your biggest pet peeve? dude, i have so many

82. last person you calledjoel

83. favourite ice cream flavour? it might be mint choc chip

84. regular oreos or golden oreos? i’ve never had golden oreos

85. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow

86. what shirt are you wearing? RTX 2017

87. what is your phone background?the Toy Story wallpaper

88. are you outgoing or shy?shy

89. do you like it when people play with your hair?yup

90. do you like your neighbours? yeah

91. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?not as often as i should

92. have you ever been high?nope

93. have you ever been drunk? yep

94. last thing you ate? sticky date pudding

95. favourite lyrics right now“tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds, it’s all over now, before it has begun, we’ve already won”

96. summer or winter? winter

96. day or night?night

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk

98. favourite month? april (+ the first of may which is now honorary april)

99. what is your zodiac signtaurus

100. who was the last person you cried in front of? lachlan

#humanpygmysasquatch

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