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dorkygurl-89 · 1 year
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i think i'm simping for the princess more and more -w-"
Me: i'm not nobody's housewife.
Princess: make me a sandwich.
Me: *PROCEEDS TO MAKE A SANDWICH FROM SCRATCH*
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homosexualfairy · 1 month
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dingustripas · 1 year
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I just finished watching Glass Onion for the third time so now you get to hear my rant about it but the details are out of order in the timeline because I’m lazy
(SPOILERS AHEAD)
When Miles lifts the gun off of Duke, we can actually see it pre-Blanc explaining it. The scene where the two hug you can see Miles take the gun and slip it into the back of his jeans.
Following the gun thing, we, the viewers actually SEE the gun itself (pre-Blanc’s explanation) when Miles goes back to the mini bar to put it in the ice bucket. Although it’s kind of hard to see it’s very clearly a gun but our eyes manipulate our minds into thinking it’s a drink because it is indeed a minibar.
They show how Miles places the drink in Dukes hand pre Blanc’s explanation but quickly distract us with the groups dynamic and Birdie.
Phillip is skeptical of Helen when she asks for Blanc, we can assume that he and Blanc have had negative run ins with people from jobs. Also Phillip might be judging Helen’s character, who she is, because he doesn’t want to put Blanc into a situation where he’s in true danger. He’s a detective not Batman.
Birdies mask at the beginning of the movie at the boat is just fucking chains across her face in diamond pattern.
Blanc doesn’t have a gag reflex when the dude in the white suit puts Miles “covid vax” down his throat. (Bc he’s 🏳️‍🌈)
Andi, when she first comes up with the idea for Alpha and starts working with Miles, is wearing dark colors. The dark blue pinstripe suit, her completely black ensamble when we see her at the Glass Onion (the bar). But when she’s challenging Miles she’s wearing both Black and white. At the trial she’s wearing a light almost off white suit. Why is this important? Because what color is Helen wearing when she shuts miles down? White. The color white is, in itself, a color that symbolizes Miles downfall.
Connecting back to the white idea, Whiskey is wearing all white (her bathing suit) when she reveals crucial information about Miles giving her the Taurus necklace for her birthday. (Which leads to his downfall when Blanc puts 2+2 together that he killed Andi)
“Im really bad at dumb things” -Blanc. The reason he didn’t catch on to what was going on with Miles earlier was because Miles is stupid. Miles is so dumb that he fucking befuddled Blanc because Miles is so stupid.
Blanc isn’t uncomfortable about his arousal around Birdie when she put her legs up on him while Miles talks about being ‘Disrupters’. He’s uncomfortable because he’s GAY and has a BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND.
There’s a bunch of owls and small trinkets of birds in Birdies room.
The movie, at the very beginning, with Miles mystery invitation box thing hints at where the envelope is hidden. The fibonacci sequence on the box has the center blocked out in black, where we will later see in the film is red which is where Miles is hiding the envelope. For fucks sake the movie even goes out of its way, with Dukes mother, to point out the sequence. (“The first one’s a fibonacci sequence” -Dukes mom).
During the dinner Whiskey is wearing the same golden chain body jewelry that Birdie was wearing earlier at the pool. So this could mean two things: 1. They have the same chain and 2. Whiskey borrowed the chain from Birdie.
Now connecting to my first point about the chain jewelry above. The reason why Miles likes Whiskey, despite her sleeping with him for the sake of Dukes channel, is because Whiskey reminds him of younger Birdie. Birdie even talks to Peg about how dazzled and amazed Miles was when he first met her and how she wishes it was like that again. Then when they’re smashing the glass sculptures, the first thing Whiskey smashes is a sculpture of a bird. Hence smashing Miles perception of her as another person he can use like he used Birdie.
“You have him turn around so he can have deniability” -Aaron Burr in Hamilton (Basically what Blanc was thinking when he walked out of the room)
When Blanc is trying to light his cigar in the “Smokeless garden” the reason the alarms go off is because because just the smoke and small flames from Blanc’s cigar could cause “another Hindenburg”.
The ending scene with Helen and Blanc after Blanc asks her if she’s ready to go home, Helen’s sitting stance mimics the Mona Lisa. Miles said “It all started with her” in reference to his success being inspired by the Mona Lisa. But it all ended with Helen and her stance at the end mimicking the Mona Lisa is meant to represent that. The beginning and end of Miles Bron.
Blanc refers to alchol as offering Helen “some courage”. Ofc as we all know alcohol is commonly referred to as “Liquid Courage”.
We should’ve known Miles was the killer for this simple reason: The glass he handed to Duke. Duke dying holding Miles’s glass is literally like a signed note. Duke died with Miles name literally written on the crime scene.
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napping-sapphic · 6 months
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I want a partner because I want someone to know me completely and love me anyway and I also want to know someone else completely and love THEM anyway but also I just kinda want someone who will massage my head for me when I get a migraine
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karkatbug · 11 months
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college roommates davekat where dave comes out to karkat bc he trusts him and karkat responds as you would expect
1/2/3/4
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evol-astraea · 8 months
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"Insufferable." *[REDACTED]*
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soildweller · 1 year
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cuties
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morally-gray101 · 11 months
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can we talk about Marissa asking for Neil's number?? why was that interaction so unhinged?
Marissa; can i have your number?
Neil: what for?
Marissa, twitching: you're pretty interesting
Neil in his head: andrew andrew andrew
Neil: foxes or nothin it is what it is
Nicky: jesus neil play nice
Neil: I support women's rights
Dan nodding in the background: yes, this is good.
Renee: good she's gone, can i be your date?
Neil: meh sure
Matt: Ouch! Neil you homewrecker, first andrew's car then his woman...
and then they just... walked back to the dorms. just another day with the foxes.
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galahues · 10 months
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would you accept a date?
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birdblorbo · 1 year
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I cannot express my hatred for the famous Reddie fanfic nickname for Richie that is ‘Chee’. I can’t even explain why but i hate it. I think it’s cause it was started when infantilizing and feminizing Eddie was a big thing. Aka the pastel uwu skirts Eddie x bad boy always smoking Richie.
Anyways I vote to let that nickname die. Thank you.
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im-not-batman · 9 months
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Alright lads. Click for quality ✨️
This is my contribution to Lex's Summer Fanworks Challenge! The prompt I picked was Popsicles, and I was too far gone into this by the time I realised that the Popsicles aren't actually a huge feature lol whoopsie
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dingustripas · 1 year
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Let Daniel Craig kiss Hugh Grant in the next Knives out Movie, pretty please. Let Phillip call Blanc “My darling” or “My dear” and let Blanc call Phillip “My sweetheart” or “my good husband”.
(TLDR: Let Phillip and Blanc be gay together, thanks)
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napping-sapphic · 1 year
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really want a girl to hide me in her ridiculously oversized sweatshirt so i can be safe from The Problems™️
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theadoptedfandom · 9 months
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If you told S1-watching-me that Lazlo would become my favorite character on this show, I wouldn’t have believed it.
And now here we are. I love that King of Bottoms ™️
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adharastarlight · 2 years
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Regulus: one day, you'll realise I'm bad for you and you won't want me anymore.
James: Never. I will always want you.
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Regulus, gets the dark mark and James breaks up with him: See? I told you.
James: No, I want you. More than anything. I just can't have you.
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echo-stimmingrose · 1 year
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Leo: I'm a horny engineer, I don't joke about math or sex
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