#big tiddie gang lmao
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i put it in google docs to check the word count it’s a bit over 1000 words so that’s fun, but without further ado, i present:
funny things i have read in smut:
“Then he hit the bundle of nerves that fanfic readers are all too familiar with.”
“Luckily he is also a slippery motherfucker.”
“inexperienced in the art of giving giant people hand jobs.”
“Getting cock blocked my a church!”
“I’m not a food (name)”
“unsure why (name) was treating him like he was at the dentist”
“Also when they arrived (name) threw a plushie at them, hitting (name) square in the face.”
“I-uh I wh-uhm I”
“Breed! Breed! Breed! Mate! Mate! Mate!”
“(name) smiled “sure just don’t kill me””
“(name) would probably just scold them and then offer some advice and (name) would probably just laugh and offer to punch (name)’s stomach or some bullshit. “
“She then sauntered her way back to the over-eager man laying in an idiotic position on the bed, probably trying to be mock-seductive.”
“"What? Don't you like what you see?"”
“he let out a shaky breath and stood up straight(gay)”
“(name) finds out where all the missing orphans went, and no, it’s not Technoblade.”
“(very unimaginative for a nonhuman, what were his parents thinking?)”
“it was at that moment that (name) had internally asked himself three questions: am I really considering sex with a dragon? Is this really what my life has come to? Dragon fucking?”
“" Sorry gang I have to take the fattest piss in the whole year."”
“"I just don't think you are gonna be screaming pickles in the middle of fucking-"”
“Angry at (name) for even having the audacity to be alive and breathing.”
““Look, I’m your chambermaid not your chambertherapist,””
““I saw a man purchasing cocaine from another man.” He mentioned offhandedly.”
“"Fuck you" he responded, lowering himself to lay on the monsters chest and stomach.
'That's what your doing'”
“Author: Am eating cucumber”
“(name” smirked with delight, reaching down to poke at his cloaca”
“he got so many new experiences (yes, even beans on toast)”
“”did you just.. call me dude in a romantic way?”
““Were you expecting me to say ‘it’s dishonourable to attack when not ready!’?””
“(names) hands are shaking so much that he might actually shoot one of them in the foot. Which would seriously kill the mood.”
“Is he not also deserving of being a sexy pirate with huge tits?”
“He doesn’t know what he’ll do if (name) pulls away and starts talking again. Cry, probably.”
“sorry i was possessed by an evil spirit called homosexuality writing this”
“im normal *paces around my cage*”
“i need to fuck this himbo.”
“am I saying that gay sex is the solution to relationship problems? Absolutel- *dies*”
“and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.”
“the real fantasy here is having a shower that's big enough for more than one person lmao”
“not like he was thinking of boneing (name) or (name) anytime soon.”
“(name) has eaten (name) out (wow that's really a sentence I just typed)”
“Tea anon *shakes you like a maraca*”
“because holy hell (name) has got to have some absolutely incredible thighs”
“I know that we all universally agree that (name) has the biggest dick on the server”
“I just think they should fuck and it would solve all their problems. Or make them worse, but at least they’d have fucked <3”
““tiddies plz? May I have a face full of them?””
“(especially after he's been fucked into the next century by her-)”
“When he is satisfyied and (name) is a right mess and a little hard- (name) just leaves lmao”
“You have my utmost respect and love person who suggested it I will give you a handshake”
“Hi I have a headache the size of Texas but that doesn’t stop the Headcanons from plaguing me like visions.”
“(name) just walkin around butt ass naked, dick out :sobs: /pos”
“getting the fucked and bred into the next century-“
“"he's a fucking dumbass jesus christ i want to bear his children"”
“(name) lingered, because he was a simple man, and couldn’t turn down a chance to look at (name)’s ass. In his defence, it was not a bad choice. Man.”
“Not that burying his face in (name)’s tits was a bad time,”
“(name) slurred out a grumbling complaint, so far from any word that (name) was almost impressed.”
“(name), I am going to set you on fire, please.”
“(name) raised his eyebrows at (name)’ choice to not wear underwear. The man was truly feral sometimes.”
“This goes even harder (hehe)”
“Why do school work when imaginary men can fuck in our heads *gets run over*”
“Unfortunately, it covered all of (name)’s actual ass,”
“his eyes relaxing and focusing in on the much nicer view of (name)’s chest.”
““Are you saying that to me, or my boobs?””
“little panting sounds as he tried to remember how to breathe.”
“He needed to scream into a pillow, like, now. And then do other things with that pillow”
“She could talk to him however the fuck she wanted after riding him like that.”
“And my god if anyone saw his back they'd think he got attacked by a bear or something “
“(name)’s sense of time is a little – hah! – fucked right now.”
“resisted that dang mouth”
“(name) has two tits!”
“a worker is giving him a weird look for clearly having boner while staring at some bell peppers.”
“He really was a friend shaped nugget”
““If it's not a booty call I'm not interested,” “
“(name) bussy canonically has the power to unlock peoples closeted inner fruit”
“the glass was so fragile that gay sex was enough to shatter it”
“just waiting for (name) to calm down. (name) also waits for (name) to calm down.”
“and enjoy the ride””
“nor does (name) actually get off on being commanded to fuck. (well, he might. i've never asked.)”
““I’m at a vulnerable time in my species transition and you’re making sex slave jokes?””
““Well, stop being horny for five seconds and let me finish explaining.””
“Gotta have a weird gay thing going with at least one of your friends at all times.””
““Oh no, your dick is broken! I’m prescribing you blow jobs~””
“trying to look calm and collected. like a cucumber.”
“giving it the sloppiest toppy he could in his state.”
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“Breed! Breed! Breed! Mate! Mate! Mate!” I felt that. LOL
““Are you saying that to me, or my boobs?”” FAVE FAVE FAVE
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i’ve been having brain rot about gareth with a big tiddy goth gf, if i had a crumb of headcannons id be so grateful 🙏 however if you could elaborate i’d be dead on the floor
As a big tiddy goth gf myself, I LOVE this. NSFW blurb to follow, Minors DNI!!
HC's
Authors note: I go on a rant at the end here lol, but tw: political stuff (human rights!) and talk of mosh pits, NSFW stuff, anger issues.
Personally, I think Gareth would favor more Punk/Lolita Goth types but let's be real, he wouldn't give a fuck as long as you're anti-establishment, anti-Fascist, and like metal. Frankly even the metal part is probably not required lmao.
You two would go to shows together and he'd get so nervous at first if you went into the mosh pit, until he sees you're a little battering ram and just goes absolutely feral.
He'd get you longer necklaces so they fall in between your boobs, maybe he'd let you wear his skull necklace during shows.
Will mark your boobs with hickies so anyone who sees them knows you're taken (and you wear low cut shirts to show it off haha)
Before you all start dating he'd lowkey be scared of you! Till he learns your looks are the complete opposite of your personality which is soft and sweet. He'd also learn real quick that soft girls still bark, especially if they have a temper to match his own, which you do.
Gareth would take you Halloween shopping every year, and plan couples' costumes with you. You have a ritual where instead of watching slashers or horror movies like you normally do, you watch a romcom on Halloween night and eat all your favorite candy.
MATCHING TATTOOS AHHH
Hoping this doesn't sound performative but I'm adding it anyway bc it's important: I like to think that he'd be so supportive of however you choose to express yourself and make sure that he supports bands that are not just good but support good values. I write from my own POV which isn't all-encompassing and I think it's super important to acknowledge if it doesn't fit who you are there's still space for you <3 I'm talking about feminist Gareth, Gareth with a Muslim gf who loves how you match your hijab to his vest, Gareth who decolonizes and votes to protect women and POC, BLM protest Gareth, gay rights Gareth, Gareth who decorates his GF's mobility aid and makes pronoun pins for the band. I mention all this specifically because this "stuff" is a huge part of the goth culture (it built it really) and I think he'd be very passionate about it. I know I write smut lol, but good relationships don't require sex and I think he'd be an excellent BF who'd respect those boundaries and would care about what you believe in and his own belief system.
THE BLURB
TW: Mentions of alcohol, boob luge, and shitty yt supremacy bands (I have beef with so many thrash metal bands). As usual, all characters are above the age of 18.
It's like 12:30 in the morning, and you're at Eddie's trailer with the older gang. Robin's in the corner talking to Nancy, Jeff is playing video games with Eddie, and you're in the kitchen listening to Steve and Gareth argue about music. It's hot, and your eyeliner is running as you rummage through the fridge looking for a cold beer, or literally anything to chase the shot you'd just taken.
"I'm telling you, Steve Miller band is so much better than that slasher band-" Steve says, completely getting cut off by your boyfriend.
"Slayer, it's SLAYER. That's not even who I'm talking about!" Gareth grumbles, "they have too much Nazi shit, I'm talking about fucking bands like Quiet Riot. They're revolutionizing music, you can't discredit that."
"Discredit? Man, they're brutalizing rock -" Steve cuts off again as you slam the fridge door.
"Will you two quit it? Steve's a jock Gareth, youre not gonna convince him to listen to metal, especially thrash." You groan, leaning against the counter. "He's no fun."
"Exactly," Steve says, throwing his hands up in the air. "Also, I AM fun, I have plenty of good music to listen to already." He emphasizes the good, making Gareth groan irritatedly.
"What? You think I'm boring?" Steve yells, "Eddie would you say I'm boring?"
"YES." Robin, Nancy, and Eddie reply together without even looking over.
"Jesus," Steve mumbles, "here, let me prove it."
Steve leans in and whispers something in your ear, as Gareth watches smugly, arching an eyebrow as you grin at what Steve is asking you to do. It's a party trick, one you've seen him do in high school, and you're just tipsy enough to play along.
"That's actually kind of metal." You giggle.
"What?" Gareth asks, staring at the two of you as Steve hands you a bottle of jack off the counter. "What're you two talking about?"
"Nuh huh," Steve laughs, "Y/N here is going to be able to explain it much better than I can."
You laugh again as you motion for Gareth to come to you and pull off the sliced-up T-shirt you have over your bra. Gareth's eyes get wide, despite the fact that everyone here could give less of a shit at your indecency.
"What the fuck are you doing, Y/N?" Gareth asks, in front of you now.
"The Harrington special, babe." You answer, winking. "You've never seen it?"
Gareth shakes his head as Steve laughs, "You're about to!"
You pull your boyfriend's face in with one hand and hold the liquor bottle in the other hand.
"All you have to do is stick your face in those lovely boobs of hers and open your mouth," Steve instructs, earning a glare from Gareth at the compliment to your anatomy.
"C'mere baby," you laugh, and Gareth complies, leaning into your chest as he starts to realize what you're going to do. You carefully pour a shot onto your boobs, the alcohol pooling between your cupped breasts and trickling down into his mouth. He laps it up, giving you a dark look as his tongue runs up from below your bra to your collar bone. Fucking christ that's hot.
You'd momentarily forgotten Steve was there as he hollers, "Would a lame person be able to do that?"
You giggle, "You're not doing shit, Harrington."
"Yeah well, not this time Y/L/N, I think your boyfriend would fucking kill me." he laughs, as Gareth nods.
"Touch her tits and you're dead, Steve." He laughs, pulling back and giving you a quick peck on the cheek. "I'll give you like, one notch above lame for teaching her that." He winks at you, and they go back to debating as you pull your shirt back over your shoulders. You were definitely going to pay for that later.
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Almost 2 hours late to the live react shitpost party bc I was dying my hair while watching it when it started but anyways
Under the cut bc it both contains spoilers for the m9 reunion p2 and also because it’s really fucking long lmao
They’re kicking these guys asses holy shit
wtf is going on with Kingsley btw like pardon?????
See my question is if Ukotoa is in the process of being released while they’re fighting or if he’s still locked away rn bc like
If he’s not in the process of being released waIT
NVM HE’S OUT
IN THE TEMPLE???
Oh god creepy snakes moving in tandem i love snakes but not like this
Run boy run byeeee
NO
NOONONONO
YEAH NO SHIT THATS NOT RIGHT???
fshshshsh the giant just knocked over in the center of the set is so funny to me
fr hes just
there
Oh wait worm???
Not Ukoatoa??
Caleb my god you are a noodly wizard why would you try to intimidate a betrayer god
LMAO A 17???
“That’s me” jester my beloved
Cmon cmon NO
eight whyyy
Uh ohhhh
HAHAHAHA WARLOCK PACT
Which one which one
Is he just flexing w that ring of telepathy or did that have a purpose
Oh Jester <3
KINGSLEY???
“You just got this body” LMAO
First an accidental pact with an ancient evil sea deity then a pledge to essentially mother nature and now a betrayer god woooooh
Creepy
Wait this guy hates Melora does that mean Fjord can’t connect with her anymore?
LMAO the face
Oh not another cursed sword
i think its a cursed sword
maybe
Them putting up his stat card has me concerned uh oh
LMAO “thanks I hate it”
Ooooh a rapier fancy
its official I love Kingsley
AUGH GOOD BANTER
THE SNAKES
“Martial our forces” HMMM??
Darktow who is in darktow hold up
OHHH RIGHT plank king
Cant go back there
Fantasy DMs jfeoghehgaio;ewhaoge
syphilis gang
DAMN that was one efficient sending
You can just hear the agony in his voice ijodfsihjogiho
If anyone’s a glorified librarian its caleb idk what you mean beau
Charcuterie board
Mamas house has more tiddies followed by “That’s a good point” is fueling me
Winds in the east
mist comin in
something is brewin
about to begin
“I know all languages” jfc how many do you know now????
Im still wondering about that monkey yall what was that about
my original thought was that it was Artagan but it was so antagonistic idk
“We were probably a huge pain in your ass like a year ago” yeah sounds about accurate to what I know
I like her too jester she’s fun
risk esseks life cmon cmon cmon I NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE AAUUUAUUGH
HES LEAVING PLS BE CONTACTING
damn wrong elf
fshshshsh hermit elf
WOW thats a lot of potions
break to wash out hair dye hold up
before i leave
haha charcuterie board
ok now brb
Okay hair’s done back to reacting
“Okay so you don’t blow yourself up” mood
Wtf is that rod??? Bc we all know he probably wouldve made it amber if he could
Fuckin dope move though omg
EIGHTY ONE????
GOD DAMN
OOOH OH I KNOW WHERE THIS GOES
GET HIS EYESSSSSSS
dainty sip of sherry in the midle of abttle from a flask i love it
holy noises followed by the camera panning to a glowing silouette of a dick on the floor
THREE DRAGONS?????
i mean ik two are illusions but DAMN
Dude I’m not sure Kingsley’s had one bad move this entire two-shot like wtf
soooo AC is 21? I think?
wait do different parts have different ACs?
HAHAHA YES EYEBALL WEAKNESS
Stab the eye, stab the eye, stab the eye, stab the e-
Gently give a slice to an eyeball muah
so eyeball AC is 27> (or equal to 27)
There has been an assault, far as i can tell sam is being a shit again
New tatoo?? Chainbreaker
Fancy
Ohoho oh nvm rip yasha’s dope ass thunderclap
won wound
Ooooh the big bad demigod can be frightened damn
DUNAMANCYYYYY
aw damn rip spell
new form who dis
Half of this live react is just me repeating one liners i found particularly funny oops
Oh nvm?? Dunamancy spell lives????
Nvm
Well ok its alive just half damage
Boy Veth I would love to see you try
“I can dodge gravity” can you????
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHARACTER GROWTH INDEED
THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL
Rip Beau taken out of the game bc piss
OKAY RIP BEAU FR???
FUCKING LEGENDARY HDYWTDT
GET FLUFFERNUTTERED BITCH
RIP FJORD SENT OFF INTO SPACE MY GOD
OH
OHOHOHOHOH
CMON CMON CMON SEAL HIM AWAY DO IT DO IT
OooUuUhfhdbdjfe I love the lighting change for going under water
Cmon pls pls pls work seal that bitch away
WHAT
OHOHO
FUCK YEAH MATE
Uh oh my boys gonna get the bends good call w the far step tbh
Actually bad call that’s too fast a pressure difference
Ayo Travis w the accurate bends rep
Ugh I love Caleb’s level 17 art sm
Well damn Melora!!!! Queen shit tbh
I hope “keep that just for me” means he swallowed it again
LMFAO MATTS FACE
Dicks and Other Things
The Molly Look™️
Promptly steal I love him
DAMN Kingsley’s on some king shit
Literally
ORPHAN TAKER IM SOBBING
WAUUAUAUGHFHFB CMON CMON
HIS BOICE I GOT TO HEAR HIS VOICE SJRJQIFUJEHE
THEY GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER SO QUICK????? SIX MONTHS??????????
CRYING SOBBING LOSING MY MIND
That was so fucking good oh my god
stimmed so hard at the end that my limbs started to actually cramp lmao
#my posts#critical role#critical role spoilers#I’m so glad i got to watch this live im so happy#ill be going back to rewatch that epilogue as soon as it’s up on youtube what an ending
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kay kay kay kay so. watched the first six episodes of fire force. here are my unfiltered thoughts as you have to suffer through them.
SHINRA IS MY BABY BOY NOW ajsjks pls he is sooooo cute he gets all the kisses i wanna pinch his chubby cheeks he gets tiddie sucking privileges.
arthur gets a hate peg. good comedic relief, not my type tho but stuffing his mouth would be fun.
takehisa hinawa is the guy id take home to meet my parents. he gets my hand in marriage. we stan a dependable man.
maki is a goddess oh my god. can she bench press me??? please??? god she is so funny and hot i love her.
the captain (akitaru? smth like that) is fine too, not my cup of tea tho.
tamaki is already getting on my nerves and i hope i never have to see her shitty face ever again but as she is in the intro, i am afraid i will have to see her more often :’). god how can a character be this annoying she embodies the worst of everything. she can go die in a fire for sure lmao.
princess hibana? nah QUEEN HIBANA. i am but gravel at her feet, idk about others but she is right🤷♀️ kindaaaa getting the gay vibes from her and iris. that would be a fun threesome. i definitely need a tr setting where reader’s gang is like hibana’s harem lmao thats just perfect tbh.
speaking of iris, she is fine too but only like her in combination with queen hibana.
okay but calling it now already with no knowledge, the brother of shinra ain’t dead. “no bones were found” yep sounds like he got abducted by some dudes from prob the first squad and is now on the enemy’s side and we will see him fighting shinra. god i watch too much shows man.
overall very good i enjoy it a lot probably gonna continue watching it as i finish making my dreaded dinner.
went to the carwash on thursday and changed tires on friday and. the entire time. no bird poo. literally after i cleaned it in the night from thursday to friday? bird poo on top of my fugging roof. bc i cant have nice things smh
don’t mind me screaming about shinra imma be quiet already but fuck he is so adorable😭😭😭
ill prob send in more thoughts as i continue watching lolol
-🌌momo
SHINRA IS BEST BOI AND SHINRA WILL ALWAYS BE BEST BOI LIKE IT'S JUST ILLEGAL TO NOT LIKE HIM 'M SORRY HE'S GOLD STAR STATUS BESTEST BOY FOREVER AND ALWAYS
not a plug but idk if you ever saw my shinra fic from the other blog, always a goldie even if it's an oldie
those be fighting words for the wife she adores Arthur (after ironically hating him, wow sounds like Kisaki 🙄) But also six episodes in is not a good rep of Arthur. Nor is just going off his relationship with Shinra. I'm not much of a "dumb rivals" trope kinda person so their constant bickering irritates me. But once you get Vulcan (the red head beefy guy w/tattoos) Arthur is better bc their friendship/relationship is so gay I love it (especially if you pick up the manga it's real gay)
hinawa always gives me a boner like that's the one I wanna ruin. I need to corrupt him. I need to stretch him. I need it
again, much like Shinra, I feel like it's illegal not to like Maki? Like if you dislike Maki are you just satan yourself? Big beefy woman who wants to be tiny and feminine but learns to love herself? Yes yes to all that we stan Maki here forever and always
obi (the captain) is that character that's very likable but I feel like every straight woman in a fandom with a shitty boyfriend like him. He's just hetero/straight girl bait that he's not my type either but I do like him and would like to work out with him
playing the devils advocate (as a manga reader) Tamaki's character growth should have been what it ends up being from the beginning. But it's very apparent (like Obi) that she was the straight male gaze fan service. The fandom is pretty divided on Tamaki as you'll find out. Her character growth is really important and speaks volume to the way people slut shame but then on the other hand it takes a long time (like end of season two) for Okubo to do that for her. She's so so and she reads better than she watches ngl
how outwardly gay Hibana and Iris are is just like?? my favorite thing??? It's so gay they so clearly had first time crushes on each other?? just?? I love that ship so much I'll always die on that lesbian hill. But I do like Hibana. I love her and Obi's sibling interaction the more we get of them. They're like nit picky brother and sister and I love it
me likes Iris. I've always liked Iris. Less of a crush thing and more of I vibe with the way she thinks. I too carry immense crushing feelings in myself and try to never talk to anyone about them.
I'm totally bias but Fire Force is so binge-able in both anime and manga form. The transitions to arcs. The connections between even just season 1 to season 2. The lore and everything. It's very addictive and I will not lie I'm excited for you to get the scientist and the eye patch smoking dude. I do really think you'll like them idk I just feel it in my bones that you'll be a Joker and Viktor fan. They are....questionable at best. But funny so it's worth it XD
not me biting my nails for you to get to season two bc I'm not ready for your first impressions of my hubby of husbands 😂
#kurono is......not everyones cup of tea#ok im pretty sure he's literally only my cup of tea#HE'S NOT AS WEIRD AS HE'S MADE TO LOOK I SWEAR#but yes shinra is best boy and he is gold tier of what i expect my main characters to be like#actually shinra is probably why i tolerate noe#they would be dumb determined brothers together and i would like them#honestly fire force is one of those animes/mangas that i like most the characters#about the only one that irritates me is the whistle dude but thats bc of the whistle#i love karim hes another church boy questioning his beliefs I fell hard for <3#also excited for you to meet vulcan bc....well....that is literally my twin#in body and spirt and soul and birthday XD#vulcan and i are one and im a little creeped out in fact#so if you hate vulcan i'll have to sob in the corner bc we're 90% the same personality XD#RIP to the bird poop#my cars like a bug grave yard istg#I would trade all the bug guts for poop bc i cant scrape these dead bitches off Dx#pls i wait with baited breath for more fire force thoughts <3#🌌.♡#three.talks
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i think BIC is supposed to be like a wordplay of 빅 (big)?? but he coulda just called himself big. wait that sounds bad never mind please call yourself bic
reminds me of how BM from Kard’s stagename is… well… BM… like Bowel Movement… and he speaks English lmao so he probably knows that… but then what it really stands for is Big Matthew wefikqpogkegwoefll;g,
#he seems sweet though#most of the kpop boys ive seen are like soft twinks LMAO#but he's a straight up himbo#he's nice and friendly as well as muscular#im not that into kard but i respect big matthew from a distance#and yes before you ask... yes i know about tiddy gang#gowon-yyxy
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yok is such a loser, everyone in this gang ALL LOSERS, thats why black is not with them, even gumpa? all that training and big ass tiddies for what? couldnt he kick those police asses naurrr my boy black has to come and save the day, AND NOBODY ASKED ABOUT HIM IN THE WHOLE EPISODE IM PISSED (lmao i know they were all shocked and stuff im just petty for my boy ok bye)
You need a GunBibi pic
And one more for good measure
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For the ask game! : After School, Monsta X, and NCT :)
After School:
if i’m familiar with them
my bias + bias wrecker* Uee is my girl! And as for bias wrecker, umm none but I really liked Kaeun
first time i heard of them long ago that I don't even remember the exact year haha but I'd say around the years I got into kpop so 2009-2011
when i became a fan also wasn't actually a BIG fan, but either around Bang or Flashback era!
favorite (and least favorite) title track First Love was my jam and still is!! And Bang! is actually questionable for my taste haha
favorite (and least favorite) mv First Love is of course a fav!! And least favorite is Bang! It was just too random? The frames on the football (?) field ?????????????????
a concept i wished they’d try* I'd like to see them as a whole group go for a crack!cute concept like Orange Caramel did.
what i like most about them* I think they were the first model-like girl group I got into. So that was really amazing!! I'm here for the beautiful girls okay!!
Monsta X [LORD PLEASE HELP ME]
if i’m still getting into them
who or what caught my attention I kinda knew them for a while as they debuted around the time I took a break. But what started the journey around this time is Kihyun but then I saw my libra boy 😭😭 ALSO @u-know-time BEEN SENDING ME VIDEOS OF IM CHANGKYUN SO I JUST COULDN'T IGNORE IT
why i want to stan TBH ALREADY DO BYE
what i already know about them A BUNCH OF DIRTY IDIOTS. KIHYUN DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO CHILL WITH HIS AUDACITY CONFIDENCE. JOOHEON IS A DAMN BABY AND I WANNA SMOOCH ;; HYUNGWON IS A DIVA WHO WOULD JUDGE YOU FOR FREE. THE VIBRATING TIDDIE GANG. PLUMBER BOYS [it's an inside joke please don't mind my ass] IM CHANGKYUN NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM ME I'D FIGHT HIM BUT HE IS ALSO HOT. oh and Kihyun's high note in Jealousy on repeat for 10h. somebody make a video. I can pay!!!!
current favorite member JOOHEON!!!!!!!
a question i have for veteran fans HOW TO UNSEE IM CHANGKYUN? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
NCT
if i’ve never heard of them WELL I DID, BUT----
first song youtube took me to OK, LET'S SEE - Make a wish. OH SHIT IT'S THIS SONG WHICH ONEUS DID A COVER DANCE FOR THANK YOU BYE I AM DEAD
rate it from absolute trash | not my thing | it’s,, decent,, | need a couple more listens to judge | pretty groovy | okay but i like this a lot | hearted, saved, added to my bops playlist | ABSOLUTE SOTY
first impressions I CAN SEE MYSELF CHECKING OUT THE BLOND GUY also lmao I'm glad nobody is wearing a crop top hahaha I'm jk
who stuck out to me (ex. the member with _ hair, etc.) A blond guy and the black-haired guy that has a part around 1:02
if i’ll watch more of them or not MAYBE 👀
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Lmao the bullyclub being in awe when Y/N gets a tall badass big tiddy goth punk girlfriend who’s a leader of a gang, who treats her with so much respect and love as Y/N deserves, could put any of those nasty boys on their ass. To which she did, heh, poor Jiminie 😊 (and Jin got a gun aimed at his head. God I love karma.) Surrounding them in the streets with her gang, she gives them one simple, final warning. “Go near my queen again, and you're all dead. Do I make myself clear little boys?"
The bullyclub:
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Definitely here for cnc and anything to do with tiddies (Harry’s or y/n’s, even though I’m a member of the IBTC lmao) -🐱
You’re a member of the big tiddie gang in spirit babes😂😂😂and cnc and tiddies are just great😋
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Interview tag!
tagged by: @taetaespeaches and @tabsteen (sorry I’m only just getting around to this ahaha)
Name: Natalie, Nat, Noodle, Noodley, mom, grandma....
Pronouns: she/her
Star sign: capricorn
Height: 5′5.5″ (Liv and I fought and won that half inch thank you very much)
Current time: 6:58 am
Birthday: January 6
Nationality: American
Favorite bands/group(s): BTS, Il Volo, Monsta X, Stray Kids
Favorite solo artist(s): Tia Ray, Jackson Wang, Frank Sinatra
Song stuck in your head right now: Monster by Red Velvet - Irene and Seulgi
Last movie you watched: Think Like a Man
Last show you binged: BRIDGERTON omg still shook over this
When you created your blog: pretty sure 2013, but re-downloaded the app this summer in....July??? June, idk
Last thing you googled: "green tea mochi recipe” because I have a fierce craving and there’s only one place that has them in stock and it’s like five bucks for a box of six and I just can’t do that anymore. I’m a high maintenance DIYer lmao
Other blogs: nope
Why you chose your URL: because back in 2013 I was in the middle of binging Supernatural and I liked oreos and tumblr was popular so blog names were super hard. Now I’m attached :)
Do you get asks: sometimes? I love asks, and I always smile when I get one (though it would be nice if tumblr told me about them because sometimes? I don’t see them? bleh)
How many people are you following: 129 (wow I should scroll more often, but like...busy)
How many followers do you have: idk honestly because the whole 2013 thing means a bunch are inactive but still counted?
Average hours of sleep: 7.5 (a devout sleeper and grandma)
Lucky number: 6? I just like it. It’s my birthday ahaha
Instrument(s): piano, flute (shoot it’s been five years since I touched that bad boy)
What i’m currently wearing: flannel pj bottoms, slippers, big tiddie gang sweatshirt (hello it is winter)
Dream job: a writer, but I literally just had an epiphany last night and like...I’d love to be an art teacher. Like open up a used bookstore slash art studio and teach classes in the back and display students’ art to sell and just sshjdkjd that’s the dream. New five year plan, I want it so badly 😭
Dream trip: if it doesn’t have to be realistic, I’d just travel around the world forever XD I want to go everywhere and talk to everyone and see everything and eat ALL THE FOOD I can’t choose. Top 5 on my bucket list? Italy, Scotland, South Korea, New Zealand, Russia
Favorite food: for a foodie, this question is impossible. Some of my faves (to make and eat, because you better believe I learned how to make all my favorite foods) include dak galbi, chicken paprikash, and buttermilk biscuits (message me if you ever want recipes 🥰)
Favorite song: no idea fam (but current fave is LMM by Hwasa because it feels like she just ripped my heart out to lay bleeding on the track right now)
Top fictional universes you’d like to live in: any Sarah J Maas book, send me there asap
Tagging: anyone who sees this and wants to do it! No pressure, these questions can be personal so I don’t wanna call people out (also I’m self conscious about tagging folks 110% of the time)
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coming at you with QUICHE!!
LMAO TOFU WHY
Q: A ship you’ve abandoned and why
Ooof. Erm. I technically already answered this, but... yeah, I’ve got nothing. I generally don’t go hard enough for any particular pairing for me to be turned off by it, if that makes sense? If canon makes it unpalatable then I just turn canon off and walk away. If fandom does the same, then I just unfollow people. There’s only a few instances (the aforementioned Naruto/Hinata ship) where the canon representation pisses me off in such a particular way that I walk away from it altogether.
U: 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
Yuffie from FFVII (gremlin), Tsunade from Naruto (stronk women, I stan), Urbosa (same reason), Hilda from FE3H (gremlin), Alma from VA-11 Hall-A (big tiddy)
I: Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
Almost FFVII on several occasions lmao... this fandom can get a bit nuts sometimes (love ya’ll)
C: A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)
Rude/Reno, I think. I view them as more bro-ey than romantically inclined. However, if anybody has any great Rude/Reno fics to recommend, I am thoroughly prepared to be proven wrong on this
H: What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)
I know I already said books, but I wanna give a shoutout to animation. Seeing the love that goes into every frame makes watching it worth it, even if I can’t sit down for the entire thing. Sometimes I watch Violet Evergarden just to look at the prettiness.
E: Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
I mean, I wrote that batshit crazy fanfic where the FFVII gang gets stuck at a haunted mansion and gets sick and also Yuffie steals a car and Aerith throws Reno into an inferno, does that count
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What are some moments of Hayoon with the hwiating gang?
Hayoon, BM and Ashley doing a dance video at 1million
The one and only account of Hayoon swearing is her calling Eric a bitch because he said he would cut her hair.
Amber started singing Lucifet by SHINee and Hayoon just looks really embarrassed behind her.
BM carrying Hayoon across the Hwaiting set lmao
Hayoon did some modelling for the big tiddie committee
Peniel and Hayoon actually hang out a lot, there always on each other’s instagrams.
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iccicithelizardlady said to ichor-and-symbiosis: We pray for the queen
thank u ;-;
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: Laying down on top of a pillow and grinding can feel nice. It doesn’t take to much energy and movement but it’s nice if you spread yourself over it just right. Only way I can do it. If only I could do that with a partner. 😓
that’s not nearly enough stimulation for me, my hand does all the magic for me lmao but it’s good to have a method!!!
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: All Bittys are amazing, Big Bittys, lil Bittys we love them all, both have upsides and down sides. I hate my back pain but sometimes I do be looking cute. On the same hand girls with itty bitty titties be looking mega cute too and ya know what you wanna get bigger bittys? smaller Bittys? yo do you babæ. In conclusion I love you, and your writing and I want you to have all the happiness in the world period
*cries* thank you dude!!! and you are so right, all titties are great
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: Have all the geckos ever been in the same place at once? I want to imagine them standing in a circle, waiting for their sacrifice
they are territorial and the males fight so nope!! but they definitely stare me down from their homes
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: How long does it take the babies to eat?
it varies, i leave their food bowls in their cages for two days to give them time
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: Look at her evil lil grin, she's so cute, I hope my sacrifice with suffice milady
ehehe i love their smiles
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: I think at the end of the day it's personal preference for the tiddy talk lol I'm a DDD and I go braless ALL the time to work, the grocery store, wherever (it definitely helps my hair goes down to my waist and covers them if I want) But I'm sorry you feel that way about your chest cutie!
you go dude!!! i will live vicariously through you to feel that power
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: small titty gang. i'm a 34 a and literally the only flat one in my friend group (everyone else is C and up). i feel your insecurity sis 😔 you dont have to answer this it's just nice to see other ppl online with similar experiences
you get me v-v *hugs*
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Game of Thrones – 8x04 “The Last of the Starks” episode analysis – or who the fuck ever let D&D write stuff
You know I am pretty much like this dude here –
so I will be the woman to lead this ship or so help me all the old gods and the new.
Spoilers, d’uhh.
Aftermath - but everyone has their wardrobe on fleek, hair looking fab and they even had time to clean the entire field of Winterfell
The episode starts with the funeral pyre and how DARE you make me love Jorah even more and twist the knife in my heart. And did you have to show me Theon, Beric, Edd’s and Lyanna’s bodies???
RUDE.
Jon is doing a big speech and it is nice and drove the sobbing further, but I get it this is Jon’s turf so he has to be the one making the big speech. That is such a Dany thing though, and I can’t help to think, when put into perspective with the rest of the episode, that it’s yet again a thing Dany has lost. But more on that later.
The pyres are lit, sad music, more sobbing from me. OOOPS BUT DID YOU CATCH THAT JONERYS EXCHANGE OF LOOKS? Because I did! I can’t help but think how he looks at her for reassurance and she feels it and she turns and she is just.so.broken. And then she cries and I cry again.
A feast for crows the survivors
And then we get a feast and suddenly everyone is happy and stuff… ok, I guess life goes on. Maybe Sandor’s crass remark, under the guise of a funny moment, was meant to make us think on it. But maybe that’s too deep for D&D who the fuck knows.
Let’s talk about Gendry’s legitimisation.
Dany does it quite publicly, and small exchange between her and Tyrion makes sense. Honestly, if she hadn’t done it herself then and there, it would have come up at a later point, but with 2 episodes left there’s no time. S.ansa does her shady looks because she throws shade and Bran just stares into the void smh.
In which I am the Hound unimpressed and eating his chicken.
Davos x Tyrion
The Lord of Light fucked off into the sunset when he saw D&D’s piss poor writing and honestly same. He probably fucked off when he saw Melisandre was still getting his prophecies wrong.
Every time S.ansa comes into frame my soul leaves my body a bit more because whY THO.
Tyrion x Bran the 3ER
Cool beans Bran, that’s how you use you abilities? OMG JOJEN FUCKING DIED FOR YOU–
“I mostly live in the past now” - to me this means Bran has become this empty shell of a man and he just visits the past and checks out cool shit. It’s like a kid who gets access to YouTube for the first time. Heck he can even see his dad or whoever else he misses if he feels anything at all now. Because if he doesn’t even have “wants” then? What was the point of it all? God I swear the writers will not rest until they will have reduced all characters to tropes and empty shells of their former selves.
Tormund and the gang around Jon; Tyrion with Jaime ; Dany alone
This scene right here was the beginning of the end. Remember when Tormund was a dude who was in awe by strong women? D&D don’t. He suddenly is so far up Jon’s ass nothing could take him out. Guess it pays off for him in the end since Jon just gifts him Ghost.
S.ansa just fucking stop OMG PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING LOOKS JFC.
But where was Missandei??? Why was Dany alone? And what the fuck was that look, VArYs?? Someone give Dany a hug because my god the isolation is real. Fuck. STOP. TAKING. EVERYTHING. FROM HER.
Never have I ever… thought the writers would stoop so low but here we are
So it’s all fun and games until it isn’t.
Poor Tormund. Jaime never deserved Brienne and that’s a fact.
And the mystery of Willa, the sassy Northern girl has been solved! Bless!!!
SanSan, but with more misogynistic undertones than you ever thought
Yeah you know what, I am not touching this scene. Fuck D&D for daring to say that.
Gendrya - or the moment Gendry decided to pull a Ted Mosby
I feel so bad OMG they did this ship so dirty. However. Arya saying that was expected. But I call bullshit on her never rethinking her decision. Girl’s got a list and she just can’t NOT try to finish it, I mean, wouldn’t you? After you killed such a big boss as the NK?
At the same time, they would be trying for faux feminism, pulling a Arya doesn’t need a man to be happy. Guess the sex was just to try it? Wow can you believe they cheapened this ship and that beautiful moment like that?
I’m so sorry babies, you deserved much better. Guess Gendry was always meant to have his heart broken by a Stark girl once he became a Baratheon. Wow.
Weirdly enough!!! And spoiler maybe?? Leak? Idk. But I feel like Gendrya will prevail (also because she looks heartbroken to reject him like that…). When asked if Gendrya will rule the 7K, Friki said no, these two aren’t made for ruling anything. For what’s worth, Friki mentioned he does know Arya’s endgame and shebis confirmed alive in the Dragon Pit in 8x06 :)
Oathsex
Uff yeah I did not like that. It felt wrong in the context and it felt cheap and I…. yeah IDK. And then Jaime leaves. He could have at least told Brienne that he is he only one who can kill Cersei or IDK, but not leave her like that. Jeesh dude my poor Knight, she is gutted by him.
Jonerys makeout and chat and hey who wanted angst? Turn on your location I just wanna chat.
Sooo flip side: I somehow, for the second time, predicted a thing in my fic. HOWEVER D&D keep only getting half my fics because GURL DID YOU NOT GET THE SMUT MEMO? AND THE FLUFF MEMO?
So Dany goes to find Jon, again, who is tipsy, and Jon suddenly remembers to give Dany some comfort for having lost Jorah…
The set up for Dany saying ILY it’s a bit .. ehh. But her actual words: “He loved me, but I couldn’t love him back, not the way he wanted it. Not the way I love you. Is that alright?”
A+ scene. I love how he can’t help himself and as soon as she is in his arms’ range he just pulls her into him, BEFORE she asks “Is that alright?”.
Uff emo side note here, this scene and this phrase reminded me of this song. Listen and sob. you’re welcome.
On that depressive note, wow that make out tho. Two things I learned from this scene: 1 - Jon is horny drunk, which same; and 2 - Jon is a tiddies guy like he dove in and went for the tiddies, which also same. Am I Jon? Is this why I keep guessing his fucking reactions but D&D won’t give me the rest????? We’ll never know.
And… then Jon stops and pulls back. And I KNOW that in the BTS we are told he is disgusted or whatever along those lines, but to me?? That look means he is CONFLICTED. And listen, if y’all wanted it to make it to mean "disgusted" then you should have made Kit do it differently since YOU KNOW HE WAS FAKE GAGGING TO EMILIA EVERY OTHER MINUTE. YOU CAN’T KEEP ADDING SHIT LATER YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES YOU EITHER PUT IT IN THE ACTUAL SHOW AND THE ACTUAL ACTING OR STFU.
But I guess to me that rejection was more for the general audience than for us. C’mon he clearly loves her, his dick was so hard he was about to nut then and there. Stop bringing your 21st century considerations into a feudalistic fantasy where you have Royals and dragons. Also FUCK YOU VARYS BECAUSE EVEN IN THE NORTH AUNT AND NEPHEW MARRIED SO FUCK YOU BALDIE.
I digress. Then Dany echoes what Jon himself thinks/said - wishing she would have never known. And then we get something that I felt when she was alone and sad at the feast. “I saw the way they looked at you. I know that look; the same way people looked at me, but never on this side of the sea” - yeah so I need a break.
This here - cemented for me what I think the show is doing: stripping everything away from Dany: her armies, her children, her people and the love her people have for her… then Jon. And I don’t mean that as in the sense of some bullshit fleak. No, I mean it in the context of this episode. Because Jon never says I love you back (and maybe @normalisjustafairytale is right and Jon is afraid to say it after Ygritte), and he rejects her, and he says he can’t NOT tell his sisters, even if Dany begs him not to. So in a sense, for now at least, Jon is being taken away from her. So you have all this isolation and losing and losing and then what does she have left? The only constant in her life? The fucking Iron Throne. Because at the moment there is nothing else for her and she probably feels like she will be nothing without it. Hence why she presses to go and take Cersei down. I won’t lie to you, it is cheap writing and very lame and honestly I have read fics a million times better than this bullshit, but they will, at one point, hit us with the boatie reveal, and when that happens, and when Jon fucking finally pulls through and stands by her side, she will have something else, a different constant in life. Moreover, because she realises that the people here in Westeros will never love her, she will have even more of a reason to bow out, say a big fuck you, take her boatie and her hubs and get to her house with the red door.
This is not just wishful thinking, it is very much D&D, and they will of course “humble the powerful woman” (I puked in my mouth by writing that). But also, my consolation is that with this episode, heck even the people who weren’t necessarily her fans, are on her side and asking her to burn KL down. Which I don’t think she would, but more on that in a different post. God this post is already long.
*bathroom break*
BAck. Then Dany echoes what I also said in my fic ugh I hate myself what we all know and are thinking: it doesn’t matter if Jon doesn’t want it; it matter that there are people out there (fucking S.ansa jfc this fucking UGGHDGugduzdahidfg) who don’t like Dany and will support Jon immediately over her. She is right and he is stupid for not seeing it.
I guess I also got my bending the knee from my fic. Kinda. FUCK.ME.
I cannot believe that my Queen had to BEG him and Jon had to be so naive. BOY DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE LESSON FROM YOUR FATHER? Two can keep a secret is one of them is dead, Jonno. Did you not watch Pretty Little Liars??? Why the fuck do you think Ned Stark didn’t tell his wife?? LMAO she would have sold him just like S.asnsa blabbed on you, guess the J___sas were right, it was a bit of a Ned x Cat parallel, probably Cat would have sold Ned also in a fucking instant. Dany is absolutely right. This shit cannot be contained because you don’t know how people would react to it.
“She’s not the girl you grew up with” … BOOM.
I love how he cradles her face into his hands MY FUCKING HEART MY HEART.
Pause. The part where she begs remind me of this traumatic moment:
… fuuuuck. Anyway.
And I love how she turns the tables on him. But Jon… is still Jon for plot reasons I guess. Maybe he didn’t understand why Ned had to keep the secret for so many years.
The end of the Northern plot - BYE NO ONE WILL MISS YOU
The Starks can choke. They are cancelled.
Yeah no. Bye. Fuck S.ansa or Sandra, who the fuck this OOC shitty ass character is. Fuck every single one of them. Wow, emotional manipulation at its finest. I just love how they basically called this episode the last of the Starks because they just character assassinated all of them. Edit: LMAO you know what this is? The shitty family that pulls over one member and tries to break him up with his wife, for the sole reason they don't like her. Because fuck their brother's happiness. Because they are fucking selfish people.
Jaime x Tyrion x my headache
Let’s add to the list of cancelled people Jaime and Tyrion just for that fucking chat.
“I will pay you double” ex machina, and that’s how the Bronn issue is solved. Just as Friki said, btw.
Arya x The Hound
So I guess Arya just fucking lies through her teeth now smh, since she was guilt trippig JON JUST MOMENTS AGO and she just up and leaves BECAUSE FUCK FAMILY I GUESS
Tyrion is suddenly afraid of Dany so I guess we are supposed to excuse Sandra’s petty shady jealous ass
Sandra is fucking jealous and insane. Littlefinger will be proud. Her face though. This fucking bitch doesn’t like that he is a Targaryen LMFAO she is scheming so hard bahahahahah
She is fucking cancelled. They murdered her character the moment they took her out of the Vale. FIGHT ME ON THIS I FUCKING DARE YOU.
Jon x Tormund x Ghost - say your goodbyes
Hey hey hey so that line where Jon belongs in the North? The real North, which for Tormund is North of the Wall since he calls Winterfell the South? Guess where those waterfalls from 8x01 are?
Jon is the worst dog owner KILL ME.
Fucking Sam Tarly
Jon was like yeah no don’t name your kid after me. Interesting how he could tell from a hug that Gilly was pregnant. Hope Dany starts showing soon *wink wink boatie is still coming*
The IT or Southern plot
Tyrion x Varys
I cannot wait for Varys to die. Like, he is spewing inaccurate information and then, he is suddenly against Dany and suddenly only Jon is a war hero. Just because he has a dick. Fuck D&D and their sexist asses Also VArys keeps talking about the realm LMAO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I see kings dying all around you, and the only constant it’s you. Who is the problem, I wonder?
Euron ex machina
Makes no fucking sense. But I guess nobody cares anymore.
Yeah I screamed when Rhaegal died. And I screamed again with Dany.
I guess Dany couldn’t just fly behind Euron’s ship and roast them all for plot reasons.
Dragonstone mess
Fuck you, Varys. And fuck you, Tyrion. Not you, Greyworm, ILY *hugs tightly*
BONUS: FUCK YOU JAIME FUUUUUCK YOU FOR LEAVING BRIENNE LIKE THAT. BYE BITCH GOOD RIDDANCE.
King’s Landing mess & the shitty ass parley that even Captain Sparrow could have organised better
Ew how much time has it passed since Cersei is already claiming to be preggers?
“So much for the breaker of chains” - is again, a sign they are trying to strip Dany of everything she has and is.
Tyrion and Qyburn - ew, but also Qyburn has a point, why would Cersei surrender? Oh and I think the point to save Rhaegal from the NK only for him to die at the hands of Euron is to further handicap Dany and make the Cersei threat real, and have a reason to keep Drogon away from KL - HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THE SCORPIONS EVERYWHERE?
Ugh Tyrion stop trying to get Cersei to love you LMFAO she doesn’t. But I know, it is hard to break from toxic relationships and abusers. Tyrion told Cersei “you are not a monster” and she literally went “HOLD MY BEER”.
Missandei’s death made me sick to my stomach and traumatised me for life. We should all collectively agree to NEVER give D&D our attention again and never let them write anything again.
Missandei hatefully spewing DRACARYS as her last words was so strong it made me start crying because holy shit this was a peaceful person, and for her to show this much hate and rage was so gutting… fuck me. I am crying again. I think she also meant, besides from the obvious, “there is no reasoning with these people, so why bother. Might as well blow it the fuck up.”
And Grey’s reaction wow - again, I was about to puke, despite the scene not being the most gorey on GoT, but it was so intrinsically and viscerally wrong my mind could not deal.
In conclusion
Poor Dany, she has lost everything. EVERYTHING. She is literally at her lowest. After the discussion with Jon, she slipped back the Queen mask - like you can pinpoint the moment she does so! And she keeps it on in front of everyone else but her dragons.
I am expecting a very very cold (but very fragile inside) Dany in 8x05. I am expecting her to push Jon away. Oh and at the ending of 8x04 she totally just gets up on Drogon and goes back to Dragonstone. No way she does anything yet so soon.
I haven’t watched any of the BTS and Making of videos, nor have I watched the 8x05 promo. Will do soon.
Stay strong, jonerys is still going strong. I am here until the very end and I still think this will end with jonerys together. Will it be good writing? Nope. But it will end well. As I keep saying. We’re missing the “sweet” in this fucking “bittersweet” shit show. Stop saying it ends badly because of 8x03.
If you need me, you know where to find me. Image of me in the fandom. Except I charge nothing.
Oh and PS: FUCK D&D.
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