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incorrect-lotr-trash · 2 days ago
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*Thorin nagging*
Balin: whoever makes Thorin fall asleep will win 100 gold
Bilbo, grabbing a frying pan: where is he
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halfelven · 16 hours ago
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"I could fix him," "I could make him worse"
I could write a song about his exiled father as a guest in his very own house
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consultingcriminal · 2 days ago
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lotr fandom i need help
is this the correct way to write rickroll in elvish?
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*i mean this genuinely
i looked that one up on an online translator but I'm not sure
does anyone have some better info?
also how do you pronounce it?
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galadhremmin · 20 hours ago
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Story idea; Gandalf doesn't think Bilbo's Ring is the Ring for a while; implied is that there were in fact many other lesser rings with various powers.
Meaning he might have suspected another ring for a while.
POV; you are a random Gondorian in possession of a minor magic ring, and Gandalf won't leave you alone about it.
Maybe that's because it's the Ring Of Intimidating Presence. That's literally all it does though.
Made for a petty noble at Gil Galad's court long ago, it has become a heirloom of your family. Letting go of it would anger many people (including your fearsome aunt Ioreth), but there's this raggedy wizard shadowing your every step with ominious and snarky comments, and it's starting to scare your customers away..
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inkyivyy · 2 months ago
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since a lot of people liked my other one, here are some more behind the scenes pictures that i live for :)
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besties
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a rare sighting of gandalf the grey, saruman the white and peter jackson the pink
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and my favourite one…
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LMAOOOO THE KID AHAHAJAJA
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Bilbo: So here’s a list of the things I need you to buy, and—
Kili: What if I get lost?
Bilbo: You have a map
Kili: What if I get kidnapped?
Bilbo: Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll give you back as soon as you start talking
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prollyaghost · 10 months ago
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my favorite scene in the hobbit is when bilbo has to save the dwarves from the spiders and the only thing he can think of to do is to shout very rude things at them to distract them because 1. it shows that bilbo, having been raised in upper-class suburbia, thinks that the spiders will be super offended by his lack of manners enough to chase him 2. it shows that spiders are super offended by his lack of manners and 3. in modern day, it’s the equivalent of shouting ‘FUCKFACE’ at man-eating monsters
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flavoredfaeman · 3 months ago
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now i do know that canonically bilbo never made it all the way back to erebor - he was unable to go past dale when he finally travelled with dwarves again.
however think about bilbo, in his hundreds just recently parted from a ring which has corrupted his mind for the last 60ish years. think about him standing at thorin's grave, and very quietly saying "i understand now."
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roselightfairy · 2 months ago
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as a follow-up to that story, here’s a ficlet that someone else should write: Bilbo discovers a new variety of mushroom while on the quest for Erebor and gently baffles the dwarves who do not understand his excitement.
(alternate crack version: it’s hallucinogenic)
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