#billtoye

[dailydoseofweb]

Dear Web,

You really do have our boy in a vice grip here. Like, I’ve seen horny Joe and I’ve seen horny Joe. You’ve got him wound up tighter than BillToye. And we all know about that couples’ libido.

He’s going to be feral by the end of this fight.

Hell. At this point I don’t know if he’ll fuck you or fight you himself. It’s probably 50/50 right now.

-Babe

#band of brothers #babe heffron #(babe’s thinking this is totally going to get even more amusing) #(Babe’s got a point)

[runaeveena]

had a dream about billtoye in my college au and well, its time crack this baby out after 8 years

#insight on the life of maia

[littledozerdraws]

𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚢𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔. 𝙴𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙶𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚎.

#band of brothers #bill guarnere #joe toye #billtoye #digital art #dozerdraws #i drew this last june and never shared itttt #but it's good hands and faces so #here i guess

[panevanbuckley]

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#my backup phone has bad resolution so these look awful to me but fingers crossed they're not as blurry?? #pls lemme know #band of brothers #billtoye #bill guarnere #joe toye #hbo war #lyrics from without you by the kid laroi #a billtoye song if i ever heard one #mine

[discolipton]

hi i’m back. do y’all have any band of brothers ship drabble requests? it wouldn’t be anything super long, but i’d love something that i could give an actual plot, even if it’s not a big fic. so just no vague prompts i guess. aus and shit okay! thank you.

#band of brothers #speirton #baberoe #webgott #luztoye #billtoye

[johnny-martin-is-mypeanut]

B.o.B ships making gingerbread houses pt 2

Lip and luz - Luz is one second from shooting a candy cane through this damn house, Lip has been trying to keep this damn house together for about an hour

Hoobler and Blithe - The if I had a dollar for every time one of these two said “It fell apart again„ they didn't wait the fifteenth minutes to let the frosting harden

Liebgott and Webster - the most abstract gingerbread house you will ever see, half of it is built by the directions and the other half is some ungodly mess

Ralph and Roe - they get about an hour or hour in a half in and now their asleep at the tablep

Bill and Joe - this is getting dangerous, Bill has broke the house yet but he's getting close his face is getting red, Joe is so close to just throwing it away, if it didn't cost 14.99 it would already be in the trash

Malarkey and Jones - Jones is the face of panic and fear as Malarkey's irish blood is boiling over, Jones is coloring a Christmas tree with green frosting, Malarkey's fist has gone through the house but out of spite he rebuilt it

#band of brothers #lipluz #carwood lipton #george luz #donald hoobler #albert Blithe #webgott #joe liebgott #david webster #ralph x roe #ralph spina #eugene roe #bill guarnere #joe toye #billtoye #Malarkey x jones #don malarkey #harry jones

[distractionpie]

Ok! Then I’m gonna change mine and say BillToye - 3, 15, & 36!

3. how did the relationship start?

Friends to lovers. Maybe one day I’ll write these two in a meet-cute scenario just for the sake of experimenting but friends to lovers feels so natural. They’ve known each other years, they’ve both dated other people but each time it’s felt like there’s something missing or not quite right. Then the simultaneous dry spell hits, going out and getting dates starts to seem so draining and it always ends in disappointment; hooking up still takes effort and you never really have any guarantee it’ll be good; so suddenly both of them have lost interest in seeking out potential partners but also they both still want sex. I feel like Bill would be the one to suggest ‘friends with benefits’ first, mostly expecting Joe to shoot the idea down as making things weird between them, but instead he thinks about it, and well, it’s not a bad idea, is it?

It is.

Because of course it’s easy to fall into domestic routines when you’re living together anyway and to start going to bed together and waking up together in a morning, well it’s very easy to start engaging in relationship behaviour out of habit and once it starts they both find themselves wanting more, but this is supposed to just be friends with benefits, right? They aren’t supposed to be falling in love…

(Maybe they’ve have both wanted but kept it to themselves and eventually tried to move on but always missed what could have been but Joe got drunk and spilled his guts to Luz and Bill was never good at keeping secrets from Babe and maybe another set of friends would have kept such disclosures private but soon both confessions are going around the gossip network and it’s only a matter of time before the rumours of mutual pining get back to the subjects and then they sort of have to talk about it don’t they. And by have to I mean they avoid each other for a week until Lipton asks to speak with them both in private but actually locks them in a room together because he’s nice but even he doesn’t have the patience for this nonsense.

15. what habits of the other drives them crazy?

Bill is Messy. Joe isn’t a neat freak, would honestly have considered himself to be on the untidier end of a messy to clean scale but Bill is something else. He doesn’t just put shit down wherever, he drops it or tosses it over his shoulder without looking where it’s going. Tell him to put the scissors in the drawer? He’ll do it, but it’ll be whichever drawer is nearest to where he’s standing, even if it’s a goddamn sock drawer. This wouldn’t be so bad except that a) Bill also being down a leg means that Joe can’t get up the same level of conviction to bitch him out about turning the whole apartment into an obstacle course/trip hazard, but most importantly b) Bill always knows where to find shit. It’s makes no sense. He has no system of organisation and doesn’t seem to pay any attention to where stuff is or should be, but instead of suffering the logical consequences for that, whenever he needs stuff he just makes an immediate beeline for it and whenever Joe asks Bill always knows even when it’s totally illogical stuff like the T.V remote being in the bathroom cabinet.

Nothing winds Bill up more than Joe being ‘bad with technology’. mostly because they both know that he’s smart enough to figure it out it’s just that he doesn’t really care enough to learn and he knows there are people who actually enjoy that stuff who’ll sort it for him. Dryer busted? Joe’s got a manual and a toolkit and it’s solved in ten minutes. Car trouble? He’s all over it. But ask him to hook the Netflix up to the TV and you’re gonna come back to him having unplugged half the cords in their media set-up and pointing the stereo remote at the DVD player and looking puzzled that it’s not working.

36. typical date night? out or at home?

They like to stay home. Joe likes to stay home because if they go out Bill had to have an opinion on everything whereas if they stay home they can stick to food Bill cooks himself and can’t complain about and movies picked out because they’ve either seen the film before before and liked it or the film has been out long enough that he can research them enough to know that it’s something they’re probably like (sitting through a crap movie at the cinema because you’ve already paid when you can’t even talk shit because you’ll disturb the other moviegoers is the worst). Bill likes to stay home because a big part of date night is about setting a mood and onces he’d in the mood he’d much rather be on the couch where they can get right to things then have wait to get back from downtown, whatever some people might think about delayed gratification.

#aces-low #billtoye #toyeguarnere #my stuff #writing #prompts

[satanstruemistress]

BoB Headcanob that nobody calls their bf “Babe” bc of Heffron so they all end up with ridiculous nicknames.

#winnix #baberoe #billtoye #luztoye #billluztoye #johnnybull #band of brothers #babe heffron #speirton

[lookashiny]

"You got a death wish?" - billtoye

Joe was wheeling his wheelchair down an otherwise deserted hallway when he found Bill, hopping along, one arm braced against the wall. He had left his wheelchair behind, far enough that he couldn’t get to it easily.

“You got a death wish, Bill?” Joe asked. “The hell are you doing?”

“What does it look like? I’m walking!” Bill looked over his shoulder. “Gotta keep strong, don’t I?”

“And what if you fall? You’ll crack your dumb skull open. No one’d find you, you’d just lie on the floor for hours.” Joe rolled closer to Bill. “C’mon, quit it.”

“Or what?” Bill asked.

In reply, Joe wrapped his arms around Bill’s waist and pulled him into his lap. Bill was off balance enough to go easily. “Or that.” He kissed Bill quick, taking advantage of the empty hallway. 

“That’s not really a punishment, you know.” Bill kissed him back, curling closer to him. 

“I’ll think of something. Shut up and enjoy the moment.”

#band of brothers #guarnere #toye #fanfic #billtoye #aces-low

[nerdonn]

Band of Brothers + ao3 tags: Part 1/?

Part 2 Part 3

#ao3 tags #ronald speirs #donald malarkey #babe heffron #richard winters #carwood lipton #shifty powers #webgott #joe liebgott #david webster #billtoye #bill guarnere #joe toye #easy company #funny

[donmalarkeys]

(insp.)

#band of brothers #bill guarnere #joe toye #toyeguarnere #my gifs #billtoye #guys have i told you how i love toyeguarnere #because i love them #insp

[gendryw4ters-blog]

BillToye

eeee thank you so much for this bab omg!! i hope i’ve gotten these two right!

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you:  

who’s old arctic monkeys and who’s new arctic monkeys:this was tough because ordinarily i’d always have joe pegged down as a new arctic monkeys type man, but the thing is bill is also a new arctic monkeys type man. i know i could just give them both the new stuff however!! the more i thought about it, the more i kinda realised that actually joe probably does lean a little moreso in the direction of the older sound- especially towards brianstorm and leave before the lights come on (one of! the most criminally underrated am songs imo)who eats the bread as they go around the supermarket and who sighs as they hand the empty bread packet to the cashier at the end:bill eats the bread and complains about it not being up to his grandma’s standards and joe sighs heavily the entire way around the store, never mind just as he hands over the empty packet to the cashier (bill still ranting away about the dipping quality of bread these days with half of it still in his mouth)who believes in the power of ~dubious~ lifehacks and who has to constantly talk them out of putting stupid shit in the microwave:bill once blew up their microwave because he forgot you weren’t supposed to put spoons in there. it wasn’t even a lifehack gone wrong he just straight up forgot about the no metal in the microwave rule and joe has never let him live it downwho never puts their plastic bottles in the bin until their bedroom is full of them and who has a near breakdown trying to scale mount evian just to enter it:neither of them really does this too much, though bill’s terrible for leaving empty cigarette cartons lying about the place and joe’s started stacking them up into ridiculously tall towers and precariously balancing post-it notes on top of them like “bin these pls xo”who gets slightly too drunk and starts making controversial statements about late 90s/early 00s music on the way home and who calls them out on their bad britney spears opinions the next day:BOTH OF THEM DO THIS. BOTH OF THEM. mostly on varying occasions, but sometimes even at the same time- like there’ll be nights where they’ll get into an argument over whether nsync was better than the backstreet boys or not and you’d think it would end once they’d sobered up in the morning but instead they’d be sat there playfully sniping at one another over breakfast like “yeah well nsync had justin timberlake and LOOK how successful he is now!” “yeah well nsync were NEVER able to produce anything anywhere near as good as everybody so-”

#asks #aces-low #billtoye #thANk YOU FOR THE ASK AAH ILY!! and i hope!! these are what you were lookign for <3

[dailydoseofweb]

Dear Journal,

We found them. Good thing it was us and not park security.

How did they even find a tunnel like that? There are not any rides open that have something like that? And the Ferris wheel too!? So brazen.

#band of brothers #david kenyon webster #(webster you sure are a dweeb) #(web.... you and Lieb were at a duck pond where anyone could walk up on you....) #(at least BillToye here had the common sense to go somewhere where they wouldn’t be interrupted) #(also it totally didn’t start that way...they were trying to set up a prank on the Ferris wheel)

[panevanbuckley]

ahh and so we start the fluffy february fics!! here's my first ever billtoye fic (it probably sucks ngl) 💜

#i'm a sucker for these two tho #band of brothers #joe toye #bill guarnere #billtoye #hbo war #february fluff

[runaeveena]

i log onto ao3. i go into the hbo war section. i see a tag that says “everyone is gay except guarnere”. i shut my eyes. i can either acknowledge that newer fans have different opinions. or i can acquire a loaded gun

#billtoye erasure and i cant handle it #cant believe i have to bring bill out of the closet myself #he wont go willingly but he doesnt belong in there! #also the loaded gun is a joke obviously #insight on the life of maia

[johnny-martin-is-mypeanut]

Toye: he melts my Hagen das

Johnny: I don't want ice cream for 100 years

Bill: you melt my hearsy bar

Joe: Come on guys!!

#band of brothers #johnny martin #joe toye #billtoye #poor johnny bb #bill guarnere #joe liebgott #poor joe bby