Pro Wrestling out of context: So there’s this tag team in All Elite Wrestling who’ve recently become super popular. They were already pretty popular with the crowd thanks to their gimmick (that being that they always cut a freestyle disstrack on their opponents during their entrance), but they’ve suddenly skyrocketed in popularity partially thanks to just a single catchphrase they started using recently. Crowds are chanting it, making all kinds of signs referencing it, and a shirt with the printed slogan recently released on the merch store has very quickly become the fastest selling piece of merch this month.
Now, non-wrestling fans may be reading this thinking it’s a perfectly normal, mundane story that’s nothing to write home about, but I need you to understand that the catchphrase in question is “Scissor Me, Daddy Ass”
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Billy Gunn is so funny as the disappointed dad whose son has terrible taste in men lol he’s trying to be supportive but every interaction is just “but why THIS man????”
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AEW Collision • Sept. 2, 2023
📸: Scott Lesh
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bawling my eyes out over these two 🥺
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Why it would pay to carry an actual switchblade in the dark.
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My clown ass was expecting an actual family dinner with Austin and Colton being all like: "can you pass the peas, daddy?" and having Jay and Daddy Ass reach for the peas at the same time. 😭😭
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