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clueless1995 · 5 months
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people who just add -ette to the hair colour of the character they’re referring to will face my wrath in the afterlife. pinkette. silverette. purplette. bluette. ravenette. USE THEIR NAME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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kaimelypowaaah · 1 year
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Favourite brunette people 🫶🏻✨
Me : I don’t have a type…
Also me : Okay… brunette 😍
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after a year of doing pretty much exactly the same simple makeup every day i am finally trying to teach myself new skills!! nothing dramatic!! just skill-building and attempts of varying quality!!
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aubeezz · 1 year
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I’d like to consider myself the definition of “Non-binary folks don’t owe you androgyny.” (/lh /hj) But sometimes it would be nice to not have people use that as an excuse to misgender you lmao
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beautifulfaaces · 1 year
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Iris Menas
Facts
July 20, 1990
American actor
Menas is non-binary
Filmography
Fres [Ridley Jones: 2021-2022]
Alex [Way Down: 2022]
Anybodys [West Side Story: 2021]
Appearance
brunette
brown eyes
Roleplay
playable: adult
Icons: West SIde Story
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yoikami · 2 years
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My breast often gives me disphoria, pain and is overall annoying and I’m going to have it reduced. So I suggest this:
Someone, offer my breast to a trans gal in need thanks
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ahoyvampire · 1 year
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vinecoveredgarden · 4 months
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Paraphilias are Queer because "Queer" doesn't mean "gay" - it means fucking queer. It means "Society at large doesn't like this thing and it deviates from the norm, often with negative reactions or repercussions".
Paraphilias aren't orientations any more than whether you like blonde women or brunette women is an orientation - it's an attraction, it's a preference, it's a "I like this one".
Saying "Paraphiles aren't Queer because <thing they're attracted to> aren't a gender!" is fucking stupid. Do you hear yourself?
Are trans people queer? Are aro/ace people queer? But being trans has nothing to do with sexuality! And aro/ace people don't even HAVE a gender they're attracted to (in their respective attraction types - loving aces and horny aros I see you)!
Being a Paraphile is Queer because it goes against what society deems "acceptable". This doesn't make a paraphilia an attraction - it just makes it Queer.
You can be the most fucking cishet motherfucker alive and still be Queer for being fucking GNC. Not bisexual, not ace or aro, not agender or non-binary, just not preforming your gender "correctly". In the same vein, you can be the most allocishet on the planet and if you've got a paraphilias, congrats! You're fucking Queer!
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visenyaism · 2 years
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I do not understand anything about ASOIAF but your posts keep me going trying to unravel the mystery without actually consuming the media
A song of ice and fire is about how gender is violence but being on fire or getting eaten by a crab is also violence and it’s about how we are destined to become our parents unless we try and usually fail to break our generational curses and trauma and it’s also about how winter is a really difficult desolate period to live through and you can only survive it by being friends with each other and it’s also about how power is a social construct that destroys people who pursue it and also it’s about how love and hate can mate because the land is one and there are no binaries. but most importantly it’s about how blonde people are evil. trust only brunettes🫵
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 10 months
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Personal QSMP design hcs and interpretations (PART 2)
9. q!Maximus
human. probably.
more or less the CC in the blockman-cubito's clothes
Ordo Theoritas symbol is on his headband he usually wears
a friend and follower of Sapo Peta, through him learning the ability to charm people into perceiving him differently (Biden) as well as perform minor shapeshifting (Valentina). This comes with the price of occasional possession by Sapo Peta himself (see JuanaFlippa trial)
has tattoos that mark this connection that glow whenever he exerts significant stress. can only otherwise be seen under blacklight (like in Las Casualonas!)
Max paints matching markings on Trump everytime they see each other to bless his son with protection. After Trump's death, he permanently marked his son's gravesite.
Actually he has a habit of doing this to things dear to him. He has debated placing said markings on SOFIA but decided against it just in case
keeps dandelions in his pockets in honor of Trump
Has sustained scars after being attacked by the binary entity
10. q!Philza
quite literally an angel of death. one of Goddess Misstrixin's many dedicated servants. in this universe they're in an open marriage
winged humanoid. has pointed ears, kaleidoscope irises, and a voice he can magically augment and shift to his will (speak w/ increased reverb)
he wears those beachy, vacation silk kimonos in his signature dark mint green color, alongside a matching bucket hat. under that is a sleeveless black swim suit with enchanting table embroidery
his wings are bird-like, black with a few iridescent feathers that glow red when he goes full angel. he's had carved emerald piercings placed on them for decoration and tribute to a friend long gone after getting clipped. if he cant properly fly for now, he might as well indulge a little
magical carved rubies are all over his person, shaped to resemble hardcore hearts. these glow when he fights or is about to do something powerful
Chayanne has one of these hardcore heart rubies and has incorporated it in his wear to match his papa
11. q!Forever
humanoid of unidentifiable species. perceived as human
Looks human minus the pointy ears and visible canines. Also demonstrates superhuman stamina and endurance, so uh
Dyed his hair blonde for the cosplay, with brunette roots showing
He has a rainbow of beach shorts and casual slippers to wear
very hairy man, refuses to shave
has an organic and extensive skin care routine; Richas likes the hugs from his soft skin
his tears are full of glitter and taste like soda pop
12. q!Baghera
anthromorphic duck person; the vibes are disney ducks crossed with big bird from seasame street
has a large messy feathery floof on her head stylized to resemble the CC's own hair
MC skin's hat + matching athleisure fashion. she is always drippy
some of her feathers are dyed to match the colors of her hat as accents
smells like the artificial fruit smells found in candy
Gave one of her feathers to Pomme as a token of remembrance
13. q!Missa
player equivalent to a skeleton. is a mismatched arrangement of regular bones and wither skeleton bones.
the mismatch is why he can be quite clumsy
under those robes, he is being held together by raw magic and wither rose vines. he has short black hair.
his bones have flower and butterfly engraving that glow aurora borealis colors under blacklight or when he's about to fight
fond of somewhat street hoodies and sweaters over draping robes.
there are sneakers under those robes, wander over yonder style
a lot of the drapery is held together by armor, an aesthetic Chayanne picked up for his own wear
the spaces between the bones double as extensions of his natural inventory space; they make good spots for hiding secret weapons!
14. q!Fit
human man who has seen it all. a mortal with the soul of an immortal
he is covered in scars from his previous adventures in 2b2t
currently in his clean shaven era, which includes not only being bald but shaving the most of his body hair to the point where his muscles sparkle like his head
A practical dresser but is a slut for fancy animal furs. Ramón shares this love for furs as well
Works out in his gym and is visibly getting more swole by the day
Loves showing off, especially if it involves Ramón's own work
15-16. q!Tazercraft (q!Pac & q!Mike)
Both human. Do not separate!
Pac and Mike are soul-bonded but they forgot they about it upon coming onto the island. (they also forgot the magical perks that come with that) This doesn't negate their package-deal relationship in anyway
Experimentation in the QSMP Chume Labs has made them increasingly susseptible to Murphy's Law for some reason. The island itself is not helping either
Pac likes to dress up while Mike will literally pick up the nearest piece of clothing. On occasion they will swap clothes
Despite the above, Mike is usually in safety gear more often than Pac during labwork, especially after the sting of Richarlyson's first life loss
They both have a picture of Richas in their pockets to look at whenever they're at work
They have telepathic communication powers but only with each other. Sometimes they can be caught just staring at each other when they are really arguing in each other's heads
17. q!Etoiles
anthromorphic cucumber!
the pattern of green on his body is composed of tiny little stars that are galaxy-like
has hair, a beard and glasses cartoon character style. He also has rubberhose limbs that can muscle up when he's fighting
under the glasses, his eyes are smudged over with a smoky powder that extends to resemble a blind-fold bandana mask thing. The eyes glow white during fights
wears the clothes of the blockman-cubito + armor
His armor is engraved with star shapes and space imagery
While in love with the thrill of adventure, he loves talking culture with Pomme just as much
part 1!
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spanishskulduggery · 4 months
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Ohi there!
I made this u/n forever ago so ill probably keep it no matter the answer to this, but I've always wondered if it should be 'chic@ con pelo rosado'? Or maybe better 'de pelo rosa(do)'? It just feels... awkward to me, but I can't place my finger on it.
I know there are words for the 'hairèdness' of someone (e.g. moren@, rubi@, etc.), for lack of a better term, but since it's not a natural color (on hair or in general), I'm not sure how that would work. I've always wondered how accurate it was lmao
(Also side note, which article do you use for gender neutral lmao is it 'l@'?)
First, it could be either
chico con pelo rosa / rosado is "boy with pink hair"; and chico de pelo rosa / rosado is "the pink-haired boy"
Both are acceptable, but the de kind of makes you think of using a hyphen
Note: You may also see el cabello used for "hair" when it's specifically hair on the head
But you're right that there are certain words for hair colors:
rubio/a = blond
pelirrojo/a = red-head, "ginger"
moreno/a = dark-haired / brunette de/con cabello/pelo castaño = brown-haired
de/con pelo/cabello caoba = auburn-haired
cano/a = white-haired, gray-haired [as opposed to pelo cano or pelo blanco / gris]
de/con pelo/cabello negro = black-haired pelinegro = black-haired [less common still used sometimes]
This also applies to hair texture/length... corto/a "short", largo/a "long", liso/a "smooth/straight (hair)", rizado/a "curly/wavy", and calvo/a "bald"
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Two options for gender neutral - the @ makes the most sense in writing when you're including everyone not specifically talking about a particular person like tod@s is "everyone (male and female)", or el/la chic@ maybe
The way a company might do it is to include both: un/una alumno/a "a student" for example, or se busca un/una empleado/a "looking for an employee"
The other way a company or someone official might do it is to include both options; damas y caballeros "ladies and gentlemen" or todos y todas "everyone"
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Less official but still used especially by the younger generation and for times when you are really talking about one person in particular: the general idea for gender neutral is the use of -e
So it would be le chique "the young person" gender neutral
For non-binary groups, it would probably be les chiques or saying todes "everyone". I would tend to assume it works like feminine does that nosotras "we" is for only women in the group, nosotros is either a mixed group or all men... so nosotres would be like everyone NB, but in a mixed group I would expect to see nosotros
And so it would be rubie, pelirroje, morene, cane etc.
But be really careful because depending on where you're saying/using it, it might not be regarded as correct or you might be mistaken for using French or Italian
The "default" way to talk about someone non-binary or gender neutral is either to assume masculine until proven otherwise, or to use gender neutral language that's a bit impersonal... such as la persona que tiene (el) pelo/cabello negro "the person that has black hair", or alguien con (el) pelo/cabello azul "someone with blue hair"
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Side Note just in case you were confused rosa can be used as "pink", rosado/a is more explicitly the adjective form "pink" or "rosy". They are both correct as adjectives, just that rosa doesn't change for gender so it could confuse some people
I know in my textbooks for colors they wrote anaranjado/a "orange" [lit. "orange-y"] instead of naranja "orange", and they wrote rosado/a "pink" instead of rosa
When using an actual noun as an adjective, they don't change gender; so la rosa is "rose", el rosa is "the color pink", rosa is just pink
You can also see this with caoba "mahogany" or "auburn", plata "silver" [as opposed to plateado/a], oro "gold" [instead of dorado/a "golden"], bronce "bronze" [instead of bronceado/a "bronzed / tanned"]
And some other words like márfil "ivory", ébano "ebony", castaño "brown/chestnut", café or color café "coffee colored" aka "brown", or something like lila "light purple" and turquesa "turquoise"
All colors are masculine when talking about them; all colors taken from nouns will not change as adjectives - la camisa turquesa "turquoise shirt" vs. el abrigo turquesa "turquoise coat" for example... And la turquesa means "turquoise" often the gemstone, and el turquesa means "the color turquoise"
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silent-raven13 · 8 months
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You Guys 2
(Part1)
Petie had been bringing his daughter May to Spider Society since Peter B. Parker (616B) brought his daughter Mayday. The two dads' let their daughters play together.
Peter: So is May an Omega? -starting off the conversation- Or do you guys wait for puberty?
Petie: Normally, each pup is different and they develop their pheromones around eight years old, but sometimes you give an educated guess. I think she's an Alpha. MJ's family are almost all Alphas. Since aunt May is an Alpha and my uncle Ben was a Beta... and my parents, my dad was an Omega and my mom was an Alpha.
Peter watches their daughters roll a ball back and forth: I thought Betas can't be with Alphas and Omegas
Petie: You can, you just can't have kids... or when you do try it -he rub his chin- I heard it hurts a lot and dangerous.
Peter: Yikes!
Petie: Yeah... Oh look there's Alpha Peter.
Peter: Great... where's that spray Mig got me. -He took out a spray of Alpha pheromones to balance the other Alpha's presence, and to keep call the Omega. Surprisingly enough, Petie is a tall dude, but being an Omega he tends to look small. Unlike Alpha Peter (Earth 2010B), that man is massive like Miguel's height 6"9' brute, with lean muscle. His hair Cocoa brunette shade with piercing golden brown eyes that are more intense, he's much thinner on the face like Peter B., but with more sharp edges to it. Not to mention very handsome, that's the golden ticket as a top tier Alpha.-
Alpha Peter or he prefers just Alpha grunts at the smell of fake pheromones: I figure Miguel would give you that crap. It doesn't work!
Petie sniffs the air having his Omega pheromones smelling sweet and calm instead of that soury anxious scent: I don't know, I feel calm. Its like cat nip!
Alpha scowls: It's disgusting! -he glares at Peter- stop using that.
Peter: Look, Miguel told me to use it when ya Alphas are around. Sometimes you guys don't know how to control it! Last time, Petie almost fainted and went to heat. And did you forget your scent is so strong that you practically made some Betas faint, too! -he sprays it in front of Alpha- So nah, not gonna happen.
Alpha gave a disgusted scowl look: As I recalled, Miguel put me on a stupid level 4 mission. I only do Level 7 and up!
Peter: We were short staff that day!
Mayday mimics her dad: Blah! Bah BA!
May copies her dad: Blahh. -the two giggles rolling their ball back and forth-
Petie: Look Alpha, sometimes you just gotta follow the rules! Besides, shouldn't you focus on having litters with your MJ.
Alpha frowns a bit: MJ passed away...
The two Peters looks down, this is how it is as Spiderman: I'm so sorry, Alpha. I didn't know.
Alpha: Its fine. She was a Beta anyway. I couldn't give her pups. -he ran his hand through his hair still looking handsome even when he's depressed-
Peter: Look, there's other fish in the sea. I'm sure you'll get with a nice girl or guy or both!
Petie: and None Binaries!
Alpha snorted: I'm done with love! I just wanted to see May and see how much my own pup would've looked like her. But, I don't think my pup would've have that hair color... maybe my hair. -he saw May's Auburn hair.-
Petie: Feel free to hold her. She's very lovable! Babies are always the cure!
Peter: No kiddin'! -he chuckles-
Pav and Miles walk along with each other with their container of their lunch. Burgers and fries this time they got themselves the Miguel's mask burger just to try it. Pav was the first one to noticed Alpha Peter and nudge Miles' side: Oh look, there's Alpha!
Miles: Ah, ow. You hit my rib. -he rubs his sides- and how do you know all these Spiderman, man?
Pav: I'm always friendly! You see him tho! Doesn't look anything like Peter, huh?
Miles' eyes gleamed at the Alpha: I'll say, he's very... fine. -he whispers lowly- not in a sexually way but you know he's very handsome. -hoping his boyfriend isn't around to hear him. Like he needs Hobie fighting with an Alpha-
Pav laughs: I know, right! It's like he's the cooler side of Noir but with roughness of Miguel.
Miles tilted his head: Huh? I can see that. I never seen Alpha around here.
Pav: He always works at night and level 8 and up missions. Anything lower and he thinks it's beneath him.
Miles: Shit, so he must be strong, huh?
Pav: Very strong. Why you think he always challenge Miguel?
Miles: But Miguel isn't an Alpha!
Pav: He may not be but he is strong and kind have the presence of one.
Miles: Make sense! -he opens his container to eat a fry- Miguel is a big guy too.
The two were aware Alpha was hearing them so he snapped: It's rude to talk about me when you're this close! -his arms crossed and scowling at the teenagers.-
The two froze at his golden brown eyes glaring at them: That's so cool. -they two murmured. How can a man be that fine?-
They walked over to say hello: Hello! Hey Petie and Peter! -Milese said-
Pav nodded: Hey! How's everything Petie? -he turns to find Mayday and May playing- Awe! Look at them and their tiny hats! -being the first one to go over the little girls to say hello- and they smell like peaches and milk!
Miles was left standing next to Alpha whose eyes on him: Heh, sorry about that. I'm Miles Morale-
Alpha cut him off: Miles Morales Earth 1610, an anomaly that proven Miguel wrong? Yeah, I know. I was one of the Spiderfolks that chased you down. -being rudely honest-
Petie winced: Alpha, Miles isn't an anomaly!
Alpha: It didn't matter. What's matter is our caused!
Miles felt like this was deja vu: Huh uh... -this is awkward- Well, I proven you wrong and all of Miguel's gang.
Alpha: That you did. Anyway, I know who are you. The question is... -he got to Miles' level staring into the kids eyes- Are you an Omega?
Miles's eyes widen: HUH?
Petie laughs: Told ya, he looks like one.
Peter chuckles: Hey, I got Beta!
Pav overheard and laughs: Hahaha, Miles, you're always an Omega! -the two girls crawling over Pav having to play with him-
Miles: I am not an Omega! -he pouts-
Alpha rub his chin: So your not part of the Omegaverse?
Miles: NO!
Petie: Careful, Alpha. Miles is taken...
Peter: and he's 18 years old. Don't want to report this to Miguel. That man is strict on grown ass people dating minors!
Petie: Oh yeah, I heard that happen... some Spiderman dated another Spiderperson, and one of them was sixteen?
Peter shudders being grossed out: Yup! Eck, Yeah, that's why Miguel put our age on our watches now! Man, I use to lie and say I was 22.
Petie arched his eyebrows: Peter... you do not look 22. -almost offended by the weak lie-
Peter: What? Yes, I do!
Petie: More like 42
Peter: Ahh, I see what you did there!
Alpha bluntly spoke: 18 is legal! In my world, 16 is legal for marriage. -his eyes still on Miles finding it hard to believe he's not an Omega-
Miles avoids looking as much with this fine ass Peter, kinda weird when your mentor is Peter too. But they are all so different. Alpha is more serious, more strict and got some edge to him: Um... huh, that's crazy, man. -he casually said-
Petie: I dunno, Alpha. My world is the same too and I never dated anyone in the teens... kinda weird even if they were eighTEEN or nineTEEN!
Peter: Really? I dated a nineteen year old but I was twenty one.
Petie: That's different. One year apart like that is fine, but as a grown man? -his soft eyes look over at Alpha Peter-
Alpha: I'm twenty eight for your information. -he took Miles' cheek to study his skin, this time he's hunched over to get on Miles' level- Are you sure your not an Omega?
Pav: He got a boyfriend!
Miles: What he said!
Alpha still staring, until a guitar block him and Miles' face. Golden-brown eyes looks up to find Hobie glaring at him: Oy? What are you doing, mate? -he roughly slap the Alpha's hand away from his Sunflower, then having his arm around Miles' shoulder- Huh?
Miles: He wanted to know if I was an Omega?
Alpha didn't like Hobie's attitude. Hell, it's as if the damn kid is trying to challenge him. He chuckles: I was curious that's all. -his golden eyes glaring back at Hobie-
Hobie scowls: Huh? Maybe you should find someone around your age, old man?
Petie and Peter quickly pulled the two apart seeing how they were doing a stare down. Alpha: Ha, cute. Maybe you should be more careful, and not lose that one. There's a lot of Alphas around here that would mistake him as an Omega. -he smirks widely- and he's not half bad looking too!
Petie: Alpha stop it! You're gonna make him mad! -using his scent to calm him down-
Hobie was about to shout back until Peter and Miles hold him back: Relax, man. Alpha was just looking. No harm done! he done it to me!
Miles hugs Hobie: Bae, it's fine!
Hobie turns around placing his hands on his boyfriend shoulders: For now on, you're gonna have to tell me where you're at, at all times, luv! I'll be damn if I let an Alpha take you!
Miles: huh! You can't be serious.
Hobie linked his watch to Miles: I am! -he hugs him-
Miles knew his boyfriend will do anything to protect him, but he's not Omega. He can fight. Sometimes Hobie forgets, Miles is a Spiderman!
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unagidevi · 5 months
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DREAMSLEEP INTRODUCTION
Nightmare - Harrow Deskin + Main Character/Protagonist
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Harrow plays the role of 'Nightmare' in the Dreamsleep storyline. He's a dark brunette with blue eyes and eyebags. He uses eyeshadow to emphasize his 'tiredness' (he has eyebags, he just think it's cool to add eyeshadow under his eyes).
His middle name isn't ACTUALLY Sleep, but back in the old story both in 2021 and 2017 he was called 'Sleep' and was a MAJOR mary sue.
Going back to his story, he's a 'good guy'. He's a trainee sorcerer, going on a fantasy quest with his brother who plays the role of Dream and is the antagonist. He's a magic human, and as humans and sorcerers are uncommon in the setting of Dreamsleep it makes it hard for him on the way!
The quest for him is to 'find the important things'. However, that's just normal things like compassion, respect, and jazz. But he also finds ' ' the bad sanses ' ' on the way, when here they are called 'The Disorder Band' or just Disorder Band.
I'm working on the story, on chapter 2 and once I finish that chapter it'll start it's way on AO3. I'm trying to make sure I have the storyline, characters, and roles.
Sadly, there is on character not based on any sanses and his name is Tobias Harrison; I just really liked Beetlejuice so I made a ghost guy that goes into the disorder band for haha funnies.
I should probably put out there, there is also Women, Men and Non-binary people here.
Him and 'Dream' don't have such a close relationship as they did in the past, as the Ink of the realm is manipulating Dream to get HER (yes her) way.
There used to be three endings but I want to keep it on just one track. Though the three endings were: Netural, Bad and Good. I just thought it was cool if Cross killed Dream in the end back in 2017 so I kept it in 2021 but now there's only going to be Good. He has a deceased father (plays the role of nim), and an unknown mother(unknown) so his grandmother(neil?) takes care of both him and Dream.
His height is 5'7, the story starts at the age 18 and goes on from there, depending on how long the story goes on for he could be 22 by the end of it.
I might make a post related to everyones facts if you want more Dreamsleep and when I'm finally done creating sketches and posts for these sillies but for now you'll just get the rundown.
Here's some sketches:
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Kamikou Senior Trio headcanons
Because I think they should interact.
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-Ena and Tsukasa babysit Rui in a way to make sure he doesn't cause chaos. Ena is way harsher than Tsukasa.
-Ena tries make-up products on the two of them because she needs to test which ones are good. She ends up taking pictures of them because they look so handsome with make-up.
-Queer platonic bffs, as Ena is sapphic (she/they), Tsukasa is bi (he/him) and Rui is a non-binary lesbian. (He still uses he/him, but also responds to they/them).
-Ena often visits Tsukasa's house, so Saki is also used to seeing the brunette there.
-Tsukasa and Ena have definitely cleaned Rui's room twice a month. They appreciate it a lot tbh.
-They hype each other whenever they need it. Professional hype squad.
-They have matching bracelets.
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thekimspoblog · 1 month
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Some clarification on the FotD series.
A fan complained that the plot of my "Fantasy of the Day" series for the BCS/McWexler fandom was really hard to follow. And that's... not their fault at all; the plot is hard to follow because there really isn't one singular plot.
The Premise: The first thing that you need to understand, is that the FotDs are just fluff-n-angst snippets I pull out of a proverbial hat. Usually, I come up with the idea for a scene which would look cool, and fill out the details of the backstory later. So if one of the stories in my posts comes across as vague or self-contradictory, that's why; I'm making it up as I go. And usually instead of better explaining a premise, I'll just move onto another one.
The Setting: Season 1 of my "Slippin' Kimmy" fanfic has a more set-in-stone story arc: In a single sentence, Kim joins a cult. Season 1 is set in rural Wyoming between the fall of 2016 and the spring of 2017, but most of the FotDs are set anytime between 2017 and Kim's eventual death. I have no strong opinions yet for what should happen in Season 2, and so the FotDs are all just spitball ideas for plots which might happen. It's a running gag how frequently Kim is forced to uproot her life and move to a new city, so an FotD might be set anywhere in the world.
The Main Character: Kim has been promoted to the occupation of "fixer" in the Breaking Bad universe. Her updated business card reads "Wexler-McGill: Image Consulting", but her services run the gauntlet of: off-the-record legal advice, schmoozing politicians and business people, orchestrating media circuses and publicity stunts, hiring hacktivists, delivering mysterious packages, laundering money, bookkeeping for philanthropic organizations, bodyguard work, P.I. work, sabotaging weapons manufacturing facilities, organizing protests, smuggling Mifepristone and Estradiol into red states, renovating and flipping failing shopping malls and entertainment venues, and much more miscellaneous espionage. Assassinations are a line which Kim will never cross willfully, but she is frequently caught in the crossfire when white-collar criminals try to take eachother out.
The Romantic Lead: Jimmy's story is over, but he's not willing to ever leave her, so he has no choice but to come along for the ride. He's finally living the dream of going into business with his wife, and he joins her on roughly half her adventures, but at this point excitement is something he could take or leave. He takes pride in playing the role of the homemaker, and his love for his children often motivates him to be the voice of caution. He supports and agrees with Kim's so-called "Revolution" - the subversion of unjust laws, the redistribution of wealth, the sabotaging of hate-groups - but whenever the heat gets too hot, he will make the tough but pragmatic decision for one or both of them to go into hiding again. Kim is wearing some golden plot-armor in this story, but Jimmy's mortality looms over almost every FotD. Not only does Jimmy simply want to make the most of how ever much time he has left, but there is a palpable threat that sooner or later he will be stuffed into a freezer for the sake of creating drama for Kim. If they could have it their way, they'd explore the cosmos forever as a pair of ageless trickster gods, but the spouses both know that in all likelihood she will outlive him.
The Prodigy: In this spin-off, Jimmy and Kim have two children; Iris and Fille. The oldest child, Iris, is barely even my OC; they are the most obvious answer to the question "What would the McWexler baby be like?". All their best and worst qualities in one precocious brunette imp. Quick-witted and silver-tongued, a born performer with sticky fingers, both figuratively and literally. Iris comes out as non-binary in their preteens and is accepted pretty immediately, but for the record any FotD which refers to Iris as "she/her" is canonically an example of their parents misgendering them because they didn't know any better. While Kim is out doing her adult career of... being the protagonist in an AMC series, Jimmy and Iris spend most days doing their best impressions of Moses Pray and Addie Loggins. Admittedly, Jimmy could be doing more to teach Iris respect for the rules as well, but there's something more sinister going on with the dynamic between Kim and Iris. Kim wants Iris to be prepared for whatever life throws at them, and to a certain extent she wants to see Iris continue her work, and because of that Iris shoulders a heavy burden. Kim is for the most part vindicated; Iris grows up to be a survivor and a forager, even as a drought deals a killing blow to American democracy, and they do follow in their mother's footsteps as best they can, but it's still bitter-sweet.
The Black Sheep in a Family of Wolves: Like I said, the FotDs are just random snippets pulled anywhere from a broad-strokes timeline, and because of that the ages of the children vary wildly. However Fille (pronounced "Philly") is consistently written as being two years younger than Iris, and in many fantasies, the children are between six and four. Even at an early age, not much is known about Fille because she is an introverted child, but as she gets older, this evolves into being a clear foil to Iris. Where Iris will talk your ear off, Fille listens patiently and only speaks up when something is truly wrong. Where Iris will bend the truth just for fun, Fille's silence should never be interpreted as a love for secrets. Iris's moral code is flexible so long as altruism and self-interest overlap; Fille's morality is rigid to the point of being childish, but at least it keeps her out of trouble. Iris loves meat, whereas Fille... honestly, Kim respects Fille's conviction to vegetarianism... but it was a phase Kim went through once upon a time too, and she grew out of it.
The Villain: This is probably where most of the confusion is stemming from. In Season 1 of SK, Caleb Dawson and the Riverton Unitarian Interfaith Church are the antagonists, but by the end of the season, Dawson is dead, his henchwoman Mary is at large, and Kim has taken control of the Church's resources. I haven't quite decided what will become of the loose thread with Mary, but the Church's money and credibility will only last until shorty after Fille is born (2 years). Beyond that point, I don't have any specific Big Bads lined up. Kim will follow the trajectory of getting into bed with shady characters (this time to push an agenda), enjoying working with/for this client for a stint, then eventually having to defeat them in a battle of wits when the alliance goes sour but the villain won't let Kim back out of her contract because she knows too much. Let's face it; this was always Breaking Bad's formula. When it comes to the FotDs, sometimes I'll just steal villains-of-the-week wholecloth from other similar tv shows.
The Vibe: The villains all blur together after a while for Kim. As do the schemes she does, both for and against them. Just like the places she visits: one night she might be seeing opera in Tokyo, the next she and her family have had their assets frozen and are sleeping in their car. One night, they're caretakers of a too-trusting hippy's goat farm, the next she's alone sleeping on the cold cement of some kingpin's dungeon. The point of the FotDs is to juxtapose the opulent world of murder and intrigue with the peace and quiet of the domestic life Kim is trying to defend against all external threats. In her most caricatured form, Kim Wexler is a 90's pantsuit archetype who, by some cosmic mistake, lived to see the 2020's. She's a pragmatist; she knows what she values and she keeps her attention on those things. In "Better Call Saul", she never quite figured out a good work-life balance, but last time around, she had put her faith in institutions which didn't value her time or share her priorities; this time she's only trusting herself to manage the resources. The American Dream may be crumbling, but she is still determined to "have it all".
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Hiiii there!
Happy New Year ♡
Ooooh I have never done a match-up so I am really curious. I'm gonna go for DC because I only know this fandom and love those weirdos ♡
So I am a 27 years old bi non-binary person (they/them). I'd say I am pretty outgoing and very much talkative. I really like chit-chatting with strangers whom have dogs like at the train station. I am not much of a party person tho, I really like being home and reading stuff, listening to music or going for a nice walk with my dog while listening to my playlists. My favorite artists at the moment are AURORA, Laufey, Apshe, and Rain Paris. I have ADHD and a personality disorder which is why for now I am still under disability insurance but I am getting really well and I hope to finally be able to start my studies to become a librarian. I was very much a good student even for the few semesters I did at uni. I have a huge interest for literature and languages. I have studied latin, german, english, portuguese and arabic. Not fluent in many of them, but I do like taking the time to relearn stuff by myself from time to time. I am good at being self-taught, that's how I got my high school diploma since my health was a hindrance at the time haha. I am kinda a history nerd, love reading about religion in Ancient Greece especially in Attica and I love reading about the Witch Hunts in Europe and North America in the modern era. I do enjoy cosy "culture" and academia aesthetics. I am 5'6', dark brunette mid lenghth wavy hair (a wolf cut if you see what it is) with light brown eyes. I have huge fine golden glasses haha (already the librarian vibe). I am pretty chubby for now, eventhough I am losing weight due to feeling better health-wise. I love wearing button-down white shirts with vests or blazers or floral corsets and black turtlenecks haha.
Ideally, I'd love someone who is able to understand that I have some difficulties that others might not have, but who can be calm when it matters. I hate having huge arguments, if we need to argue I want to be able to talk it out. It's okay to be angry but I hate lashing out or being lashed at. A break to take some fresh air is okay if needed to have a civil conversation. I am not huge on receiving expensive/luxury gifts, it makes me awkward. I'd rather spend time with someone, cook with them or gift little things that are meaningful. I am huge on social activism. I do read a lot about different issues and it's important for me to listen to others and their experiences and try my best to do better with them and for them. I love my dog, she's a rescue and a peach. We lived a bit everywhere for a while because I was homeless around 20, but we managed and have a nice apartement now. I think I am pretty resilient as a person and I always strive do be kind and compassionate when possible because I know no one is born with all the answers and understandings of the world. I paint with watercolor from time to time, but I'd say my favorite hobby is reading and researching stuff because ADHD haha.
I don't like when people excuses stuff because of an illness. I can be an ass and it's okay to tell me and nobody should get a free-pass to be terrible to others. It happens to be shitty but you should strive to make it better if you couldn't avoid doing it at first.
I am a native french-speaker and half Portuguese. I am white European.
I can be a bit loud and outspoken but I always try to be mindful of the space I can take in a conversation with others because I don't want people to feel ignored. I can be adventurous, my 19 birthday was me going by train all alone with a backpack around the northern part of europe for a month. I would sleep at locals' place after talking to them on a specific website. It was great and fun and I saw so many museums ♡ I can be a bit of an airhead, and a tad much too sarcastic sometimes and I tend to switch conversations subjects often because I have links between them that makes sense to me but no one else.
My favortie tropes are friends to lovers, everything fluff, domestic, etc. There's beauty in the mundane ♡ I guess that when your mental health is a rollercoaster, you crave stability and calm easier haha ♡
I hope I gave you enough informations for your match-up.
Sorry, I am really a chatterbox haha ♡ Thank you and take care, dear ♡
𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞: 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞
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“What are you doing?”
“I, uh, think.. I might be building you a bookcase, can’t promise you anything though. IKEA isn’t very clear in their instructions.” Tim says, turning the instruction book upside down in hopes of the illustrations making sense.
A chuckle escapes you as you set down a mug of hot chocolate beside his organised work place on the middle of your living room floor.
“You think?” You ask, taking a seat beside him with a soft grunt, happily letting your dog snuggle up beside you.
“Yes, it’s very frustrating and for some reason, it’s all in French.” Tim says, trying to screw a screw into the proper place. “No, no, that’s not right..” he mutters.
“You do know I’m fluent in French, right?”
Tim slowly glances at you sideways before letting out a huff.
“I can handle it.” He reassures, chewing his lip in annoyance. “Go read your Shakespeare and I’ll be done in a few minutes.”
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Headcanons:
Tim loves watching you read. He loves how you can both be nerds together.
You don’t live together yet but he visits often enough for your neighbours to know which days of the week you’re free.
He’s so supportive and tries his best to be a stable support system. You started out as friends and he let you crash at his for as long as you needed when you had nowhere to go.
Your dog is no longer “your” dog. It’s “our” dog to Tim.
It took him the whole afternoon to build that bookcase for you.
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You’re such a sweetheart, I loved making this!! <3
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