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wondersinwaynemanor · 2 days

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let's pretend that this is the right timeline because what if Dick becomes Batman at the same time when Wally becomes The Flash?

let's also say that this is just like the Justice League animated series wherein the League members don't know each member's identities (except of course Bruce, he knows everybody).

how funny would it be if Dick and Wally are together and the rest of the League are confused because all of a sudden Batman and Flash are close like super close? i mean they have witnessed how Flash gets intimidated by Batman. now, that's not the case anymore.

during a meeting:

Hal, leaning to John during a League meeting, whispers: I'm not losing my mind, right?

John, whispers back: I think I know what you mean.

Hal: Why is Flash making heart eyes to Bats????

John: I know??? Flash doesn't even look him in the eyes before.

Hal: That's so odd, dude.

Batman glances at the two Green Lanterns which makes them shut up.

meanwhile, across the table, Martian Manhunter has a light smile on his lips and Superman covers his laugh with a cough.

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at the cafeteria:

Ollie: Hey, Dinah. Have you noticed something unusual between Batman and Flash lately?

Dinah: It is quite unusual, huh? I was talking to Hawkgirl the other day and she said she saw Flash bridal carry Bats.

Ollie: What the actual fu-

Flash, approaches the couple's table with a big bowl of nachos on his hand: Hey, guys! Mind if I sit with you?

Ollie and Dinah give a knowing look at each other. a conversation they definitely will finish later.

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during in an another planet mission:

Batman, after announcing everyone's partners for the mission:... And lastly, I will pair up with Flash in today's mission.

Flash grins widely, that has Arthur thinking his cheeks might be hurting after that.

Arthur: Yeah, yeah. At this point, we already know, Bats!

the Green Lanterns, along with Captain Marvel and Booster Gold, snicker at his comment.

Batman ignores Arthur's comment and the rest of the members scatter to their assigned locations.

Victor, who was paired with Arthur: Was gonna give that comment too.

Arthur: It's like they are inseparable all of a sudden.

Victor, shakes his head: Well, I have seen weirder things.

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in the meeting hall:

Wonder Woman, pulls Batman in the corner of the room: Okay, that's enough. You are truly ignoring me. What is going on with you lately?

Batman: Did the rest of the League put you up to this?

Wonder Woman, has her hands on her hips: They didn't need to. So, tell me. And don't you ever lie to me, I can see right through you, Batman.

Batman, sighs: It's hard for me to explain. I can't-I can't tell you right now.

Wonder Woman: Hera! Now, Bru-Batman.

before Batman responses, the door of the meeting hall opens and in comes Robin with his katana. the conversations between the League members come to a stop as they stare at the young hero.

Robin, glances at everyone, before approaching Flash: I need help with an important matter.

Flash, smiles and ruffles Robin's hair, as if that's second nature: Of course, little dude.

Hal, stands up from his seat: THAT'S IT! Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on????

Ollie, stands up with him: Are we in another dimension that I don't know about?????

Dinah pulls Ollie down by his arm to make him sit again.

the rest of the League members start to converse against each other.

Superman, floats a bit from his seat: Why don't we all settle down? There's nothing to be alarmed about.

Robin, shakes his head: Tt. Absolute fools.

by the time Bruce and Barry are back:

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Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: Chum, you could at least be discreet with Wally.

Dick: It's not my fault, B! I swear I was going to explain to Aunt Diana then Dami entered the room.

Damian: Tt. Don't blame me, Grayson. Why don't you lecture West on how to be more responsible? He left me on read when I asked help for my Science project.

Dick, sighs: And what about Timmy? He could have helped.

Damian: I don't want anything to do with Drake.

Bruce massages his temples as he feels a headache coming up.

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Barry: Wally!!!!

Wally, zooms right in front of Barry: I couldn't help it, okay?? Dick is just irresistible.

Iris giggles as she prepares the table for dinner.

Barry, sighs: That's alright. I'll talk to Bats on how we can explain it to the team.

Wally, grins and sits down by the table: It was hard not to laugh at them. They were so confused.

Barry, chuckles: I'm sure Hal's expression was the funniest.

Wally, laughs: You have no idea, Uncle Barry.

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ahfrickenfrick · 12 days

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dick grayson and wally west would announce their wedding/hard launch their relationship to the public on april first

‘it’s a joke’ ‘everyone look at the date’ ‘pft they know about the shipping guys!’

but on april second when dick posts pictures again, and so does wally, then their family and close friends start posting about it,,

funniest relationship reveal

#source: smosh #courtney and shayne CRWZY RIGHT?#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #that ship name is so cute #dc comics #batman #dc #head canon #dc headcanon #batfamily #the flash #kid flash #dc robin #robin #nightwing

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rorimoon9597 · 22 days

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Birdflahs headcannon!

Dick calls Wally his sun/sunshine. There's no reason for it, just that it's a fitting nickname for Wally and he likes being able to call out for Wally using this nickname. Wally likes it too, and always responds to it.

Wally calls Dick his moon/moonlight. Again, there's no reason for it other than the fact that it fits Dick, and he responds to it. At first, Dick blushed like mad hearing it, but he got used to it quickly.

#birdflash #dick grayson #nightwing #wally west #kid flash #the flash #headcanon

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red-moon10 · 1 year

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I've had Birdflash as parents on my mind a lot lately so...

#birdflash #dick grayson #wally west #nightwing #the flash (wally west)#the flash #nightflash #dickwally #dc #in my head this is their son #Alfie West-Grayson #this is my headcanon #yep #baby au #parents au #my boys #my art

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kryptonian-bat-thing · 3 months

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if you see this, rb with your dc ships' headcanons

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devine-fem · 5 months

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i ship birdflash like in a, while dick was robin and while wally was kid flash they might of explored each other's sexualities together, i feel like dick definitely caught feelings for wally he didn't understand and while he's nightwing they still boil over at times and wally for some reason didn't count it because of internalized homophobia and because of this they never really become anything type of way

#birdflash #dick grayson #wally west #birdflash headcanons #i wanted to talk about other pairings

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fryingpan1234567 · 1 year

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Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between, it is nine degrees Fahrenheit outside

as a result: how well different DC characters handle the cold (because we all know it gets freezing in Gotham, sometimes right in the middle of the summer. Metropolis, Star, and Central City aren’t much better.)

Damian Wayne: he’s been raised from a very young age to withstand conditions harsher than most adults- cold was included in that package. However, that doesn’t mean he likes it. He’s right there with his siblings when they get back from a particularly frigid patrol, stumbling to the nearest fireplaces and dialing every naturally warm-running Kryptonian they know for cuddles (of course Dami would only ever be cuddling with Jon, but sometimes it’s nice to be sandwiched between him and Kara as well)

(That in itself is a sight to behold- Cass and Steph snuggling up to their gf Kara who totally has work tomorrow, Jon forcing Dami into his lap with like six blankets so he doesn’t get sick, Tim is literally melted into Conner’s side and hasn’t woken up since he got here, Dick and a reluctant Jason are sharing a massive blanket with Kon, and Clark and Bruce take pictures before sneaking off to cuddle without the prying eyes of their kids while Alfred makes everyone hot cocoa)

There are several heroes including the Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and ofc their respective people (speedsters, Kryptonians, Amazons, Atlantians) who don’t really… get cold. They tend to be used as heated blankets for other JL members and their kids lol

Wally West does not like the cold. Although he never has to worry about it actually damaging him because of his healing factor, it’s just unpleasant as a whole. So that means he comes home to Dick from patrol shivering, with a brand new cold, and pissed off. Dick will just hold him under multiple blankets in bed, watching Disney’s Frozen until they’re both asleep.

Jason Todd is used to it. He grew up on the streets and before that in poverty, so he’s no stranger to Gotham winter. He’ll often give his leather jacket and gloves to people he sees without, leaving him in just his suit and maybe he starts to get a bit chilly by then but it’s so worth it to know he made someone’s night a little more bearable. Plus he’s got a boyfriend and daughter to warm him up when he gets home.

Harley Quinn is an absolute psychopath and rarely wears a coat, even when it’s in the negatives. She’s out there in her pigtails (dyed green and red instead of blue and pink for the holidays!!) and skimpy skirts, not a sign of the winter in sight as far as her outfit goes (unless you count the hideous tree skirt she’s wrapped around her shoulders like a poncho). Something about her is just… immune. And it’s great, bc her gf Ivy definitely does not do quite as well as her in the cold and she’s happy to provide warmth whenever necessary.

Jon Kent is aware that it’s cold outside, but the funny thing is that it doesn’t bother him until he starts thinking about it. Like he’ll be on patrol with Dami or Conner, perfectly fine, and all of a sudden he’s aware of Damian’s chattering or Conner tugging his jacket closer at a gust of wind and then he’s so cold he wants to claw his own skin off. Luckily, whoever he’s with is willing to get him a hot cocoa at the nearest coffee shop, but still, he hates the cold. As a Kryptonian, it’s just unnatural.

Bruce Wayne has had hypothermia so many times in his Batman days that his temperature sensors are honestly dead. Obviously not great, but it means he can sit atop a gargoyle with 70mph frigid winds whipping past and hold whatever bird is tucked beneath his cape to hide from the weather without being affected whatsoever. There is a limit- Alfred has ordered that he come home when the frostbite kicks in, because he does need all his limbs to fight crime, but that’s the extent of his winter protection.

Tim Drake is the type of guy to forget it’s December and march out the house in a short sleeve, almost get blown off his feet by an aggressive breeze, declare “NOPE” and head right back inside. In the winter he does prefer mochas, but he adds so many extra shots of espresso you almost can’t even taste the chocolate anymore. Only Tim Drake could find Christmas horror movies, but he manages, and that’s how he spends 90% of his wintertime, Conner tucked into his side like a personal bf heater.

You know who really likes the cold? Diana Fucking Prince. She never got snow or even so much as a chilly breeze on the island- and you know what the snow does remind her of? That night. The one where she and Steve slow danced in the town square after saving the village, all the way back in WWII. It was the first time she’d ever experienced the cold, but it thankfully wasn’t the last (:

With that guys I gotta go to bed- I’m finally on winter break!! Have a good morning/ night/ 4am y’all 🥰

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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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robins and their significant other go back in time

part1: dick and wally.

Robin! dick: that’s my future self

Nightwing! dick: omg I was so small

Robin! dick: oh my god you’re so pretty

Robin! dick: well I'm so pretty

Nightwing! dick: thank you mini-me

Nightwing! dick: you know come over here, come over here okay

Nightwing !dick:*whispering* I know everything seems like it’s falling apart right now, and everything seems like it’s going downhill from here

Nightwing! dick: but trust me things get so much better okay, hang in there

Robin! dick: oh okay thank you so much

------------meanwhile------------

Flash! wally: *clenching his teeth *get over here

Kid Flash! wally: w-what?

Flash! wally: *grabs*

Kid Flash! wally: what the fu-

Flash! wally: listen fucking closely, okay you son of a bitch?

Flash! wally: look into robin more

Kid Flash! wally: what? Robin?

Kid Flash! wally: what does robin have to do with anything?

Flash! wally: holy shit I cannot believe I was this fucking dense before

Flash! wally: um just look into him more closely okay?

Kid Flash! wally: uh... OKAY OKAY

Flash! wally: *tapping his forehead* you see this? Do you see this?

Kid Flash! wally: uh your forehead?

Flash! wally: our brain bitch *snaps his fingers* USE IT

next ->

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kyonkurin · 2 years

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Kid flash : Hey dude what time is it?

Robin : idk but pass me the saxophone and we'll know

Kid flash : *passes the saxophone*

Robin : *Plays careless whisper loudly and extremely out of tune*

Superboy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING CARELESS WHISPER AT 3 IN THE MORNING

Robin: it's 3am KF

#young justice #yj #robin dick grayson #robin yj #robin dc #robin #dick grayson #young justice incorrect quotes #wally west #birdflash incorrect quotes #birdflash #kid flash #dc incorrect quotes #young justice headcanon #young justice imagine #super boy #conner kent #dc comics

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birdflashs-bitch · 1 year

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More Bird flash Headcanons

Dick and Wally's first date was a disaster, but not because of the media but because Bruce paid Barbara and Tim to spy on them and they kept accidentally causing issues.

After the media outed the two a lot of the woman who were in love with Dick started a petition to send him to conversion therapy.

Bruce was mailed said petition and held a press conference where he burned it in front of thousands of people

For their one year anniversary Wally cashed in a favour with Bruce and got the location of Haley's Circus' next show and took Dick.

Dick in turn the next year got Barry to go back in time and get something for Wally that he thought was lost forever.

When they first had 🍋 they weren't together and wouldn't get together for another year.

Damian a few months after becoming Robin meets Wally while him and Dick are on patrol and he watched the two interact for the first time. It took him two weeks to realize the two were dating.

After the realization that they were dating Damian proceeded to somehow get batcow to sit on top of Wally and than lectured the red head for an hour on all the different ways he could kill him.

When Dick walked into the Batcave to see the whole situation happening it took him ten minutes to stop laughing long enough to tell Damian to stop.

They pulled the propose at the same time thing.

All the batfamily and flashfamily knew both were going to propose.

There are at least 16 different videos of the proposals happening.

Hope you all enjoyed this post! Give me your Headcanons!

#birdflash #dick and wally #dick grayson #dick x wally #wally west #dc comics #comics #birdflash headcanons

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dickgraysonxtherapy · 1 year

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I'm in the process of writing multiple birdflash fics and one of them is explicitly so I can write my headcanons about them being happy together (bc it is SO easy to make every single fic about them hurt/comfort). Do you have any happy domestic headcanons you would like to see more in the world?

ooooh, yes i so do 💕 god i love the so much. some of these are a little more family oriented, just because i feel like they’re both very family oriented people. also, please send me the like to your fic when you’re done, i’m always looking out for new birdflash stuff 🥺🥰

Dick can cook, but only fried food. Wally is extremely fascinated and horrified at some of the things Dick manages to put together.

Wally is the actual good cook, and he packs Dick’s lunch with little notes. Sometime they’re cute, but most of the time they’re just badly drawn penises.

they game so much together. their most played game is mario cart.

they pull out the wii and play mario party when Dick’s siblings crash a theirs.

Wally teaches Tim to skateboard while he’s hiding out at theirs.

Dick loves the heat, and actually hates the gotham cold. he cuddles Wally even in the summer.

Wally slaps Dicks ass every chance he gets.

so. much. PDA. so much.

they’re caught making out in the watch tower like, once a week.

Dick will drape himself over Wally any chance he gets.

Sometimes Wally shocks Dick like he’s rubbed his socks on the carpet. Dick yelps like a little kid every time.

they take turns pushing each other in the cart when they go grocery shopping.

sometimes Wally’s brain just goes too fast and Dick has to help ground him in the present.

they set fire to their kitchen at least three times in the first month of living together. nothing gets damaged but their pride.

they throw water bottles at each other and yell “hydrate or dydrate!” as a loving reminder to the other to drink water.

they’re both babies when they get sick, and is both of them are sick at the same time? they call Iris.

their fights are explosive, but short lived. they can’t stay mad at each other for long.

Wally sends Wayne kids and Batfamily memes to Dick on the daily.

Wally always manages to leave a hicky on Dick, and one of Dick’s siblings always manage to see it. it’s traumatizing for everyone.

Jason suffered through the “will they, won’t they” phase, and brings it up all the time. he has so much shit on them.

Bruce accidentally calls Wally “Barbra” all the time, and every other red head “Wally.” Dick is amused until Bruce calls him Wally.

Out of the whole family, Wally has the best relationship with Tim.

Wally is continuously appalled by some of the rich boy shit that comes out of Dick’s mouth.

Wally once left a restaurant because Bruce was eating his burger with a fork and knife.

Wally was convinced at one point the Damian was trying to assassinate him (he was).

Damian only accepts Wally after he sees Wally help a baby bird back into its nest.

#dick grayson #birdflash #dc comics #batfam #dickfast #dickwally #batman #nightwing #nightflash #flash dc #headcanons

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wondersinwaynemanor · 2 months

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here i go again with "big brother dick grayson strikes again" prompts.

thinking of Dick probably helping his siblings on their first dates and offering to take them to the location.

Dick to Jason: Hey, Little Wing. I know you can take one of your motorcycles, but let me take you. You can just focus on being pretty.

Jason: Shut up, Dick. But, are you sure? I don't know why my hands feel a bit numb-

Dick, takes Jason's hands on his to warm them up and untighten the nerves there: It's okay. I got you. You're okay. It's going to be okay. Don't stress yourself out.

Jason: I know I fucked up many times, Dick. I don't want.. I don't know what to do if I fuck this up.

Dick, brings Jason closer: Shh. You won't, Jay. You're very smart and strong, and so so caring and you don't even realize it it. Ask the kids at the Alley, they idolize you. Roy adores you and everything you do. He knows who you are. And trust me, I'm not that bitter anymore of one of my best friends dating my younger brother.

Jason smiles which warms Dick's heart, making him smile too.

Dick: Plus, we wouldn't want Ollie to think that a Wayne cannot dress up and be romantic right?

Jason grins this time.

Dick to Tim: Timmy, I have a great idea! I'll drive you there. I know you're tired from work already. Just let me know which restaurant then you can rest a bit when we travel there.

Tim: It's okay, Dick. You're also tired from your shift. I'll just let Kon know I'll be late for a few-

Dick: No, no. If you want to rest first, let him know, he'll understand. But I'll still take you.

Tim: But, Dick...

Dick: Nah-uh. I didn't drive you to prom, remember? Let me do this, Baby Bird. And for me to also look out for Lex, just in case he bothers Conner again. We don't want that happening in the middle of your date.

Tim, laughs: Well, Kon will just have to drag Lex's ass to space.

Dick laughs with him.

Dick to Cass: Aww, you look beautiful, Cass. So where you going? Where will you meet Steph?

Cass, fixing her necklace: By her house.

Dick: Great! I already know where that is. I'll drive you there. We don't want to ruin your beauty. I mean, that's totally impossible, but I want you to just relax before the date.

Cass, blushes: I can do it.

Dick: Of course, you can. But I want to. Pretty please, pretty please. I'm a little protective over my sister.

Cass, rolls her eyes fondly but smiles: Of course. Thank you.

Dick: You're most welcome. And tell Steph if she does something extreme like set some fireworks, tell her to lay off with those energy drinks she started on her diet.

Dick to Duke: Little D, Little D! Don't even try to say no cus maybe your brothers and sister have already told you, but this is kinda my tradition now. I'm taking you to your first date.

Duke: They did tell me. But, Dick.. I don't want to be a burden. Weren't you injured-

Dick: No, no. That was like last week. I'm good. As long as you're good with me to take you, right? Now, I don't want to be the burden.

Duke, smiles: Never.

Dick, smiles and gives Duke a side hug: Then you're never a burden too, Little D. A big bro has to look out for the younger ones. Plus, I can say that you dressing up nice comes from my influence.

Duke, chuckles: Who else am I looking up to, right?

Dick to Damian: Shush, Dami. I know you're dating a super, and he can come and get you without a minute to spare, but tell Jon I'll be taking you.

Damian: Richard, please. I'm already at the right age.

Dick, puts a hand on his little (not so anymore) brother's shoulder and he refuses not to tear up (he fails ofc): I know, you've grown up so much, Dami. So much, since I made you Robin. But please, it will make me really happy to do this. It will give me peace, in some way. It sounds ridiculous, but yes.

Damian, doesn't even try to hide the fond he has on his face: Alright, Richard. I'll let Jon know.

Dick: He's not taking you somewhere out of Gotham or Metropolis, right? Cus then we'll have to take the Batplane.

Damian, chuckles: It's in Metropolis, don't worry.

Dick: Phew. I was as nervous as the time I took Tim on his date.

so....

maybe after a few years on Dick and Wally's wedding day, Dick's younger siblings will be walking with him on the aisle by his side and Bruce, their Father, on his other side of course. and they're thankful that the aisle is wide enough to fit the whole Wayne kids. Dick is a crying mess and he hasn't even reached Wally yet by the end of the aisle. because he's genuinely happy to have his siblings take him to the love of his life this time.

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robinthe1st · 5 months

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I survive of nothing but copuim so here are some hcs

Dick:

has adhd , the combined type. Really good at math sux at english. Was an average student for the most part cus he was also gifted but because of his adhd he wasn't able to reach his potential (totally not projecting)

And since ima swiftie I'd say he fits tge midnight Era?

My main ship is = kori×dick and birdflash

#dick grayson #dick grayson headcanon #richard grayson #adhd #batfam #nightwing #headcanons #dc robins #birdflash #koriand'r #midnights #im a swiftie haters will die in hell

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friendlyneighborhoodcapricorn · 2 years

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Birdflash headcanons bc it was bound to happen sooner or later lol

They don’t use all that many nicknames, but Wally often calls Dick “sunshine”

They constantly swap clothes. At this point, they don’t know what belongs to who anymore

Neither of them is a very good cook. They’re both too easily distracted

Wally cuts Dick’s hair (he’s just about the only one Dick trusts to do so)

Both love spooning but they can never actually agree on who’s the big spoon bc they both love being the little one

Dick loves surprising Wally. Whether he comes home from patrol with flowers, or if he has planned a date behind Wally’s back, he loves surprising him

He also loves Wally’s smile bc it’s the sweetest, most genuine thing in the world if you ask him

Everyone knew they had a thing for each other way before they did. There was a betting pool on when they’d get together. Tim won (by cheating and locking them in a closet until one of them confessed —in Tim’s defence, what was he supposed to do? Let Jason win?)

#headcanons #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc headcanon #birdflash #birdflash headcanons #wally west #dick grayson

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nibordereht · 2 years

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Wally, trying to flirt w/ Dick

Wally: It's not the same to say "nice dick" than "nice, Dick".

Wally: But both apply to you.

Dick: ...

Dick: Bro.

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adhdslugcrimes · 2 years

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Wally: my legs are about to disown me.

Dick: can't be that bad.

Wally: I took Jason to the barns and nobles, Dick.

Dick: ooo yeah that's bad, why did you think it was a good time to take a man who loves books so much he has seven bookcase and had dad order more.

Wally: well all smart and knowing Dickhole, I was taking him to the zoo and then he saw the book store and you know I can't say no to my favorite little buddy, the og, he bought so many books... I need to lay down now.

Dick: so should I tell Tim, Duke, and Damian to reschedule their day with you or?

Wally: no, don't I'll do it.

Dick: it's their disappointed faces isn't it.

Wally: yeah... Now shut up and cuddle your tired boyfriend.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #wally is the batfam favorite speedster and brother in law #Jason is actually 17 thanks cyn for young Jason headcanon I'm suffering now #but like i love you so it's okay I'll suffer #not me using my queue for once #when your main power is about to disown you because og little buddy literally asked to go to Barnes and nobles and you can't legally say no #he's fine

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