#birds and bees

[its-all-down-hill]

#lmao #birds and bees

[underdark-dreams]

WIP Preview: Birds & Bees Ch.3

Have been slowly cooking on a doozy of a final chapter for my Rolan x Tav rut fic Birds and Bees, featuring plenty of smut, feelings, and smut-with-feelings. (why not all three?)

But first a preview of the pure smut, for everyone who has followed & patiently waited for updates! I love you all!

“I should take a sample of your blood this week,” Tav said with sudden inspiration. “Blood alchemy during a heat cycle…not sure it’s ever been tried.”

“Really?” Rolan was kissing idly across her shoulder blades while she lay reading on her stomach. “If you truly want to, I’d give you a vial. Not sure what applications you'd expect to get out of it.”

“I can think of one very lucrative one.”

She flipped through a few more pages before she caught Rolan looking at her quizzically.

“Aphrodisiacs?” She gave a wave of her hand, as if it was quite obvious. “If I could bottle up some of that magic, I'd be a rich woman.”

Rolan looked a bit scandalized before he caught the corners of her mouth twitching. His eyes glinted.

“You’re insufferable.” He clicked his tongue at her. “I’ve trusted you during a very delicate time, you know.”

“Hmmm.” She continued lazily through her book. “Maybe I'll just save it up for myself, then. You only go into rut every year or two, don't you? I might want to store away some of that virility for a rainy day.”

“You absolute menace—”

She felt a thrill like that of a misbehaving child before Rolan pounced on her. His hands landed beside her elbows as his warm weight pressed her body deliciously into the mattress.

“I'm perfectly capable of getting you off any time of any year.” The thick ridges of his length slid hard over her rear, punctuating his statement.

“But I've never slept with you outside your cycle, have I? I'd have no way of knowing,” she protested lightly, though the way she arched and rubbed back against his cock undercut her teasing completely.

Rolan nipped at a spot behind her shoulder that made her shiver, and his baritone ghosted beside her ear. “I can think of a few well-proven methods.”

His fingers reached to drag her prop book away out of her grip. Then his body heat left her. Before Tav could look back, she felt his hands hook under the front of her pelvis and tug, lifting her ass upward off the mattress. He kept pulling until she’d been forced to scoot her knees all the way up under her hips and drop her shoulders.

With her chest pressed down against the sheets and her ass propped vulgarly upward, she felt an exposing rush of cool air across the wet spot between her legs. More aching desire was already pooling at her entrance, and she was certain Rolan was taking a very long look at the view she was presenting him.

Just as she tried to crane her neck against the sheets to see his face, Rolan’s hot breath ghosted across her cunt.

A trembling whine caught in her throat. She found herself arching her back as far as she could, giving him a full view and complete access, shamelessly eager for the feel of his mouth on her.

Rolan’s fingers cupped around her thighs. When the tip of his nose brushed near her entrance, she heard him inhale deeply against her.

The small gesture was obscene and shockingly arousing. She bit back a gasp. She throbbed between her legs and felt a drop of slick leak out and roll down her inner thigh. Without pause, Rolan’s hot tongue swept it from her skin.

“Gods,” he groaned, and she felt his mouth vibrate against her thigh. “You are utterly delicious. Do you know what you do to me?”

#nsft #spicy #wip update #rolan x tav #bg3 rolan #birds and bees #rebgrrl writes #tiefling biology #rut and heat cycles

[saltygilmores]

THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: S3/EP4/ONE’S GOT CLASS THE OTHER ONE DYES (PART 5)

Parts 1-4 and all other episodes are linked in my pinned post.

OMG. PHRASING, LUCAS. PHRASING!! IT'S OKAY EVERYBODY! HE MEANT METAPHORICALLY, PEOPLE.

I mean, your affair with Dean Forrester should already have you on some kind of registry.

Luke is giddy with delight over Lorelai's humilation at the school and is giggling up a storm, a gigglestorm the likes of which I've never heard before from him. Let's alll point and laugh at Lorelai! It's fun.

The KarenDebbies are descending upon us. I can't wait to hear Lorelai say the word "condoms"!

I've never seen him this happy before?

Sadly with no context I wouldn't be able to tell if this was 2023 or 2002. Karens: Why were you discussing your pregnancy, why didn't you change the subject? Lorelai: I tried but they kept coming at me like I was poland and they were Nazis. Urrrp.

In my unrated Gilmore Girls rewrite titled The Hollow, I promise to rewrite this episode so that we see Lorelai throwing condoms at high school students.

Well as long it's just a banana and you don't bring Dean for the subject of your demonstration. KarenDebbie: What kind of mother are you?! Lorelai: The kind that doesn't just gloss over uncomfortable topics!

My ass you don't. She spends a good 75% of season 3 moving heaven and earth to interfere in Jess and Rory's relationship and cockblocking them to make sure these two legal adults don't fuck each other instead of giving Rory any sort of useful information about sex and you should know better than anyone that that's a solid recipe for teen pregnancy, Miss GlossyPants. Speaking of. Guess who else is about to get a fumbling attempt at Awkward Parental Sex Talk? This li'l guy.

We don't want Shane to get pregnant. It would make her already tragic impending death even more tragic.

So, what's up with Luke's apartment? There's a guitar, bongos, and maracas (plus a sign he stole from a bus stop). Does he have a secret past in some kind of salsa band?

Luke referring to a human being as something you can "stash in a closet" like an old box of Monopoly is fucking hilarious. The delivery is also very "Jess are you a gigolo?" and "What are you, a drug dealer now?" Like he knows it's a ridiculous question but he's also mildly concerned that the answer is going to be Yes. And now, for all time favorite exchange in the entire Gilly Girls World:

Jess and Rory are cool and all. But Luke and Jess are it for me. These two are the reason I keep watching. Their dynamic is so perfect and things were never the same after Milo left, not only because of the breakup of Literati but because I desperately miss these two guys playing off each other.

I don't know. I feel like Shane wouldn't give a flying cupcake about getting caught. She had no problem repeatedly barging into the diner to hump Jess' leg while Luke and Lorelai were watching and Luke had to part them like Moses parting the sea to wait tables, and she had no problem playing tonsil hockey with Jess against a tree for hours in view of hundreds of people. More evidence that this little dude is lying and that Closet Girl wasn't actually Shane.

We know, Jesstopher. We know. You little freakazoid.

Amen, brother.

Bolt the doors Lucas he's gonna run! Luke should be pulling a Lorelai and throwing bags of condoms at Jess. Stars Hollow called an emergency town meeting after he drew on a sidewalk with chalk. I can't imagine the fate of both Jess and Luke if it were discovered that Jess planted his demon seed in anyone but especially precious Rory.

I love it when Luke tells Jess to shut up. Fantastic stuff. Luke: If you care about this Shane girl you have to treat her better. Jess: I don't care about her. I don't know her last name. She mentioned it once, didn't stick. We're just "hangin out." Staaahp. Jess is so deliciously blunt and nonchalant about her. Anyone fellow Millenials here? Does anyone else remember that in high school in the late 90's and early 2000's "hooking up" (or in Jess' case, "hanging out") meant literally anything you wanted it to mean and so one of your friends could say "I hooked up with Jason last night" but that could mean they either made out for a few minutes or they were full on bumping uglies or something in between and you often had to ask uncomfortable questions. It was a very confusing time. It kept us all on our toes.

Luke, you have a pair of eyes. You've seen what they do in your diner. There should not exist any doubt that they're not convening in your apartment to play checkers.

I'm telling you, the dynamic of the entire Danes-Mariano family is so complex and interesting and I would twist my nipple for this show to delve into it as much as humanly possible at the expense of pushing Rory and Lorelai to the side (Lorelai off a cliff). I've hit the ceiling for screen shots here on Tumblr.com so here's the last three minutes of the episode: Luke: You need to find a girl you actually care about. Jess: Yah like it's that easy. Luke: Ya huh it's that easy if you try Jess: The girls I like don't give a damn about me. I'm not just gonna sit around hoping they change their minds and notice me, unlike SOME PEOPLE. Luke: Da fuq does that mean Jess: ya fixed any neighbor's porshes *porches lately? Luke: Shut up Jess: I've got a little self esteem Luke: Shut up Jess: Gotta go, Shane's horny again Well, that attempt at the Birds and Bees talk certainly went off the rails. Luke was able to impart to Jess that teenage boys have raging hormones and they tend to like girls and Jess don't be an idiot. It's okay Luke, at least you tried.

#gilmore girls #luke danes #jess mariano #lorelai gilmore #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #OGCTOOD #family dynamics #birds and bees #condoms on bananas

[euesworld]

"Those beautiful eyes of yours have flower vibes like sweet tea sunshine.."

Every day is summer when you glance at me, all I can think are birds and bees - eUë

#flower vibes #flowery #beautiful eyes #sweet tea #tea and crumpets #birds and bees #eyes #sea of you #flowers #good vibes #sunshine #you are my sunshine #summer #in bloom #shared glances #glances #thinking of you #thinking about you #i like you #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance #romantic

[sukalaap]

Here's my late a(r/u)tistic contribution to a lovely little holiday where I spend the day surrounded by loved ones, speeding up the risk of diabetes with mountains of chocolate... as well as cope with the lack of romantic partner by projecting myself into made up fictional couples. What more could you want, honestly?

Hence why I spent way too much time & effort on this piece involving the very last crackship that'll ever cross your mind. It seems Timon's got a step-father now... or should I say step-feather? Heh. Anyway long live interspecies couples & adoption.

Merry (late) Virgin's Day, y'all!

#tlk #the lion king #the lion king 1 1/2 #fanart #cartoon #cute #wholesome #valentine's day #disney #crackship #zazu #timon's ma #birds and bees #rafiki

[adjusted-karma]

Birds and Bees Pinup Posepack (Google Drive DL | SFS DL)

In anticipation of the upcoming infant update Baby Boom, have some poses for your pregnant sim 😘

7 solo poses and 3 paired poses, place teleporter in the middle of a double bed.

Three Versions of the same set of poses:

V1 for the first trimester/not showing

V2 for the second trimester (as seen in preview images)

V3 for the third trimester

TOU

Don't edit my poses

Don't claim as your own work

Don't reupload/put behind a paywall

#TS4 Poses #adjustedkarma poses #adult poses #solo poses #paired poses #object poses #TS4 #Sims 4 #Birds and Bees Pinup #Birds and Bees

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #tonystatovci #birds and bees

[gabi-trollastic]

Birds And Bees (Ed, Edd And Eddy Au)

@happyqueenandgrumpydork *Apple, Cobalt and Jake were in their houses with the girls, each couple were doing some school homework.* Belle:"I think we must use plus on this operation."

#birds and bees

[savvysshots]

The Bird and the Bees 🐝 🪻

#birds and bees #female photographers #nikonphotography #san diego #savvysshots #macro photography #flower photography #hummingbird #humming bird #bird photography #california #spring

[weherzit]

#quote #kombi #birds and bees #love #weheartit #weherzit

[amagnificentobsession]

The quality is shite, but I LOVE Michaels descriptions 🤣🔥♥️

The birds and the bees 🦢 🐝

Slutty Saturday

@docdust

#comedy bang bang #Michael sheen #birds and bees #you can get caught in there #everyone has one #David Tennant #the v and the peen #Youtube

[underdark-dreams]

🖤 Quick WIP Update! 🖤

Everyone reading Birds & Bees and A Strand to Climb, thanks for waiting patiently for the final chapters! I had some family trouble that came up last weekend, so I wasn't able to get B&B ch.3 out the door as expected. Things have quieted now, so I expect to have the last chapter out this weekend.

Thank you for reading & understanding! Hope the Rolan nation is having a magical week!! ✨

#rebgrrl writes #sage and soldier #birds and bees

[special-photos]

visit my YouTube channel please

#gayboys #h0rni #im bored #youtube video #youtube channel #birds and bees #bisexual

[dragonfire1000]

But no seriously? how did someone come up with the saying of the "birds and the bees"?

#adhd rambles #adhd #random #funny #shattered dream #voice acting #birds and bees #the birds and the bees #but really though #imagining a bird and a bee getting it on is quite cursed #shattered dream rambles #voices #cross sans #jakei #jokublog

[turbo-enid]

Me: *testing out the different brushes and gets to this one*

Me: ...

Me: ...Smooth Cunt...

#birds and bees #autodesk sketchbook

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Learning about sex.

#birds and bees