#birds arent real

[cuubism]

hob & matthew teaming up to convince dream that "birds aren't real" is 1) a real conspiracy a large percentage of humans believe, and 2) something both of them PERSONALLY believe

dream: matthew, you are a bird

matthew: and I'm not real, am I? the dreaming made me

hob: he's literally a government drone, dream. YOUR government drone!

#dream: i can see the dreams of birds #hob: thats what the government wants you to think #how to gaslight your local anthropomorphic personification i guess #birds arent real #dream of the endless #hob gadling #matthew the raven

[apsciencebydan]

Green heron going through A Phase

#nature #animals #photography #birdblr #birds arent real

[mevvsan]

Make your own goverment drone with my crochet pigeon kit on Etsy. Camera not included.

#mevvsan #crochet #amigurumi #crochet pigeon #crochet pattern #crochet bird #amigurumi pattern #amigurumi bird #pigeon #birds #birb #craft #handmade #yarn #plushie #crochet kit #etsy #birds arent real

[tendie-defender]

And they called me insane and a conspiracy theorist!!!

#birds arent real #birds are surveillance drones

[strawlessandbraless]

I for one think it’s high time we bring back these vintage birth control ads ✨

#not spn #birth control #womens rights #roe v. wave #roe v wade #roevember #roe versus wade #cottagecore #vintage #womenempowerment #storks #birds arent real #vintage ads #vintage aesthetic #illustration #drawing

[beardedmrbean]

needed to buy some new batteries for itself

#birds arent real

[the-dracologist]

ChatGPT says pigeons aren't real

#birds arent real #chatgpt #chat bot

[darklilalemon]

I recently took a comics course and we had to make a comic about a boy who climbs a tree, meets a bird, and then flies away... What an absolutely uninspiring prompt but here is what I made out of it.

(Don't judge me for the last panels...it was late on the day of the deadline...)

#artists on tumblr #artist on kofi #digital art #comic #original comic #regurgitation #birds #birds arent real

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

Yes.

#he stands exactly like that #birds arent real #i love silas so much #chloe gong #secret shanghai #foul lady fortune #foul heart huntsman #flf #fhh #silas wu

[happy-and-gay-tortoise]

Hot take: birds are real guys I swear

#leftisim #conspiracy #birds arent real #birds

[apsciencebydan]

Unexpected barred owl treat this evening, not much higher than eye level about 20 yards away. Just chilling. 🤎

#nature #animals #photography #birds #birds arent real #owls

[a-very-zilly-gooze]

on this lovely day of thanksgiving, i will be attempting to convince my grandmother that i am a “bird truther,” aka someone who believes that birds aren’t real. i want to see if i can convince her that i am a conspiracy theorist.

let’s see how this goes.

#birds arent real #thanksgiving #i refuse to worship the ‘’bird’’ #this is perhaps the most bearable way to get through this day #yippee

[darkindigowaves]

#cryptid #conspriacy theories #wallpaper #creepy #magical #bigfoot #aliens #mothman #nessie #loch ness monster #jackalope #birds arent real

[ratspaguetti]

Hello hi-

So what's up with birds?

Hear me out, in splatoon, there are literally so many birds still- existing in the world, and I mean- that's cool and all, but I feel like there is too much of a opportunity being missed here!

First of all, the weird lore implications- that certain birds somehow managed to survive while all humanity is gone ish- frankly incredible, especially since it's been enough years for sea life to evolve into humanoids! (And I know that there is an explanation for how this was made so much faster) But it's still incredible to think that these birds have literally gone through no changes even after so many wars and centuries, like-

Nintendo could have evolved birds too-

Now, I'm not saying that they have to go the humanoid route! I'm just saying that I want to know how these birds survived the post apocalyptic apocalypse so well! Maybe by having birds evolve to be ocean dwellers, like penguins and sucks- so how are sparrows still alive?? And more importantly-

Why are they not some incredibly popular pet?? Like- there are no mammals, there are close to no reptiles from what I've observed, so sea life would only know birds, and wouldn't they be curious about the animals that have tamed the skies? Or even more so, be curious about specifically pigeons given the fact that- pigeons would be a very easy animal for them to domesticate/tame, cause they where already animals that we humans have tamed! Nintendo could have easily just added in Inklings or octolings keeping pigeons as pets! Or even better

War

Humans have used pigeons as an war animal for the longest times! And given the fact this is a game very connected to war, wouldn't that be a very interesting idea? Having pigeons that are already in game as a animal that was used in war just makes sense! Especially given how octolings don't have a lot of electricity (given they have no zap fish) and are a very military based species, the idea of them still having pets that they use to send letters just makes me happy-

I understand the hype on making sea bunnies a type of pet that inkfish keep as pets- but c'mon! Make pigeons the equivalent of a dog in this world- or make a "crazy pigeon lady"-

#not canon-? #please pigeons are so cute- they need more love! #I'd love to hear what people think in comments or reblogs and whatever headcnaon they have made up! #please im so starved- #birds arent real #splatoon #splat2n #splatoon 3 #headcanon #rat rambles #inkling #octoling #The great turf war headcanons #splatoon headcanons

[adhdandmarijuana]

radiohead

too much radio, not enough head </3

#radiohead #im a creep im a weirdo #birds arent real

[sillyfroggremlin]

you heard it hear folks

#birds arent real #song psychic #Spotify