Younger me when I received birthday money (It's a whopping 5 dollars):
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We have the perfect birthday cards for that one inappropriate friend with the weird sense of humour – and if you are that one inappropriate friend with the weird sense of humour, good news!
We have the perfect birthday cards for everyone!
Super excited to announce that our popular range of cute, funny and f*cking outrageous reworked retro birthday cards are now available to buy directly from us, through our Etsy store!
Disarmingly adorable vintage birthday card art, brought bang up to date with some cheeky, mean, occasionally existential greetings!
There are loads to choose from in store, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!
Shop the whole collection here, direct links below:
THE MARCH CONTINUES
C IS FOR
I HATE YOU
BITCH LET’S PARTY
SAD BIRTHDAY KITTEN
SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE
HEY F*CKFACE
MESSY DRUNK
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Saying "It's my Birthday"
Boring
Too specific
Might encourage Aggressive Singing
Saying "Many years ago today, I arrived in this Reality"
Intriguing
A little intimidating
Might make people think you're an Interdimensional Traveler
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We are always adding to our range of vintage, sassy and wildly inappropriate birthday cards and gifts!
There are dozens to choose from, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!
Great birthday gifts for friends and family with a sense of humour.
Available to buy online now. Check out the full range here, individual links below:
C IS FOR…
HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?
SHOVE THEM
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I was born on a Wednesday, so I suppose you could say I'm full of woe. And you know what, I love that for me.
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We have the perfect birthday cards for that one inappropriate friend with the weird sense of humour – and if you are that one inappropriate friend with the weird sense of humour, good news!
We have the perfect birthday cards for everyone!
Disarmingly adorable, kitsch vintage birthday cards, brought bang up to date with cheeky, sarcastic and occasionally quite mean greetings - it’s a good job you’re friends!
Available to buy direct from us, through our Etsy store.
Check out the full range here, individual links below:
HEY F*CKFACE
THE MARCH CONTINUES
I HATE YOU
MESSY DRUNK
SAD BIRTHDAY KITTEN
SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE
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It's my Birthday!
I'm another year older
But that doesn't matter! Because
✨Linear Time is Fake✨
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