chopper puffer jacket you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
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Levi: You flirt and kiss and all for what? Love??? Pathetic.
MC: Wha?! No! I do it to level up my charisma stats.
Levi: O-oh a fellow gamer…..you may pass.
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*Shopping for a birthday present for Simeon*
Mammon: How about I get him this?
MC: Are you serious?
Mammon: He loves cooking!
MC: You can't get him that!
Mammon: It's perfect!!!
MC: It's a bag of lettuce!
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