hey Hey i'm shouting out this new Bugsnax Wiki (The Bugapedia) by @betterdonutgalaxy, separate from the Fandom/Wikia wiki! Go check it out n help contribute some stuff if ur able to!!
DAVE: dude my bro dropped his autoresponder in the toilet so he fished it out and desperately yelled "HAL. I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET. WHAT DO I DO." and hal replied
HAL: "Dirk, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot."
"nothing tonight as I'm bringing my mum to dinner here, as in france it's mother's day. so yeah I'm going to see my mum. monaco is not france but it's a good excuse to make her happy. so I did the Italian mother's day and now I do the french mother's day"
HE IS SO JSHSISNKS WHO CELEBRATES TWO MOTHER'S DAY!!! MY FAVOURITE MOMMA'S BOY 🤧
In honor of my birthday today, I am celebrating by dropping chapter 2 of Three Taps for the Lombardi aka NFL Buck! YAY!!!!!
All the love and major props to @hippolotamus for beta reading and for the edit of Red's door in the fic!
Three Taps for the Lombardi
Mature // 3.9K // Chapter 2
“Chimney basically outed me to the team today. So now they all know I’m gay and have a boyfriend,” Eddie tells Buck when he slides into the bed later that evening. He gently nudges Jade, their black coat retriever mix, from her resting place next to the man who first bought her home. She huffs in displeasure and leaps down, padding out of their bedroom, most likely heading to Christopher’s room.
His boyfriend quirks an eyebrow. “Outed you? Have you been trying to hide it? I thought we agreed-“
Eddie groans. “I know what we agreed to, and I wasn’t hiding that I’m gay, but I’m not going around saying, 'Hi I'm Eddie Diaz from Houston and I only like dick.” Buck chokes on a laugh, but lets him continue. “I’ve been calling you my partner, no gender attached. But then there were these girls at this awful country bar and they were being very persistent-“
“And you got annoyed, so you pulled the gay card,” Buck says with understanding.
The fireman snorts. “Told them I have a boyfriend and I guess the team overheard, or my voice carries really well, I don’t know. But anyways we get in the truck and Chimney blurts out, ‘You’re gay?’ and it was all downhill from there.”
Buck is shaking the bed with how hard he's laughing. "Oh my god, Eddie! He didn't out you, you did that yourself!"
Counting this as my seven sentence sunday as well... So thank you for the tags @diazsdimples @wikiangela and @daffi-990
me, an infant, not knowing that i’m a sim in a wants based gameplay (like, what is that.....lol) and that both of my parents (also sims) have wants related to having another kid
there was just a lot of simulated love in this little house okay!! i can’t get into it right now!! for emotional reasons!! *starts crying, drops the mic u didn’t know i had, storms off the stage u didn’t know i was on*
also amie doesn’t have much time left lol, i wanted to make sure i had a good pic of her with her only great-grandchild ;------;