She crawled into the cave naked, gagged, alone and pregnant, she drags her pained body along the ragged and rough floor leaving scratches all across her belly, she stops for a moment and as she braces her forearm against the ground and moves her head down, she screams a muffled and confusing noise, bearing down harshly, "Gn- Ngggghh! Hrrrgghhhh! Nghhhahhhh! Hnnnngg!! " She spread her legs, the baby started crowning fast it built a huge pressure and made her flow with fluids, sweat dripped from her green hair, milk spewed from her tits and she took a deep breath and gripped a rock and pushed as hard as she can, "Gnggghh!! MnmMnMNm!! Hrgurgh! Gruggghhh!!" The head bursts out tearing her lips and forcing a whimper from her.
She felt a huge contraction and endures it with her willpower and limited strength she got up and was laying on her knees, clutching her big low-hanging belly holding it up in pain and let out a muffled screech bearing with her leftover strength she had left, "Nñggggghhhh! Ghhh! Hrrnngggg! Gnnhhhhhh!! *Sharp breath* Ghhaa! gggghhhh!" The upper body sloshed out, tearing through the lips, a stream of fluids flowed down from her vagina, her breath was thick, opaque and steamy it ran through the air like a fog then the pain came in and her hands moved up and had pressed down her belly as she tries holding back as to rest through the pain but even then her pussy was swelled up and so it just let go.
The baby slid down and she fell foward all-fours she got up slightly and bore down with all she the strength she had left gripping the rocky floor and grinding down her nails, tears drip down as do her narrow hips sway, she leaks milk from her large breasts then she shivered her naked hour- glass body as she pulls her head back delivering a gut-wretching grunt "Gnngghhhjj!! Grjjggghh! GragggnnNN! GÑNAAAAARRGGHH!!" She had made little progress and had resorted to sitting straight, she held onto the baby and pulled as much as she could, she pulled her head back as she whimpered and grunted through fiery pain "NgggGGGaarrnn! Hrrgggaaahh! Gu- Gu- Gu- *Whimpering* HuUuUUurgghh!" And through worsening pain as she pulled it out, the pain had worsened and eventually soothed out.
She felt pressure build and lessen, somewhat breaking through her pelvis slightly and she was pulling the baby up to her deflated belly and was slowly crawling over to a large flat tall rock wall and laid over grabbing at the gag lock and ripping the gag off and she took gasps of air as she slowly laid back contemplating but still had been very and somehow happy to be a living mother for the very first time in her life.
Lan Siwen has inherited grandpa wwx's terrible naming sense? His spiritual bunny has a pun name, his sword probably has a pun name, and if he ever acquires a kid, he probably gives the kid a pun name too. Or maybe he's like his great-grandma cssr, who named her baby "baby."
I don't really think Wei Wuxian has bad naming sense (afaik the only "silly" name he ever chose was Little Apple, since Jiang Fengmian named Suibian, and Jin Ling's courtesy name is actually quite beautiful)...but Siwen digs out the generation poem from Sizhui's maternal family and uses that to choose his child's formal name. Until said Wangxian great-grandbaby turns five, though, he answers to the baby name of "Salty Porridge." ᕙ( : ˘ ∧ ˘ : )ᕗ
Featuring: normal thoughts about leaders and a very flustered mechanic*
*always always flustered. Grew up in a very modest town studying to be the best mechanic and creator only to be around the most brash person that his brain can barely handle
the names that cave explorers come up with for different regions within a cave system are always so wild. like ive seen multiple very small tunnels within cave systems being called eerie stuff like ‘the birth canal’ or ‘the bypass tunnels’, or ‘hall of the giants’ (cheeky) or ‘the attic/basement’.
and then big cathedral parts of the cave will be called mystical stuff like ‘fairy/neverland’ or ‘the veiled dome’, or ‘the kings auditorium’. we find a cool big rock in the cave? call it the ‘the rock of ages’, or find a bed of crystals covering the floor of a cavern? call it ‘the beds of elysium’. find a room full of really cool looking stalagmite formations? call it ‘the court of stalagmites’. find a river running through the cave? name it after a mythological river like the river styx or lethe. find a dead end? call it something horrifying like ‘the treacherous slab’ or ‘the boneyard’. like i love this almost mythologizing of these caves via their naming conventions.
and then youll have random ass caverns called random ass shit like ‘santa claus’ or ‘three little monkeys’ or ‘appetite hill’ (maybe the explorers got hungry and had lunch here???) or just like. ‘randy’s room’. its ONLY randy’s room, no one elses.
my personal favorite every time cave explorers come across a Really Big Hole its always: ‘the bottomless/endless/hungry pit’ or ‘the gate to hell/hades’ like without fail its always one of those two types of names for Big Hole in Ground. glad we are all on the same page on how to feel about endless pits in the ground.
i feel like just makes caves seem even more mystical and scary and weird. we could have easily just called the caverns we found when we mapped out caves ‘room 1, 2,3′ ‘tunnel a, b,c’ or something else boring af like that but instead we do this. humans desperately want to go back to the days where we congregated in caves to paint stories on the walls
[remembers my gojos mom oc] really gotta get a handle on her cursed technique… i associate her with ringu lol. in my head. something like that. i think her technique is impractical for battle but she uses it to maintain an information network that keeps her on the good side of tokyos curse user population
man the thing that always gets me the most about transformers is when they know each other by name. Like,, sure it hurts when they do because they knew each other pre war. But really when it's like,,, knowing someone by name because you've fought each other so many times in so many battles all during the same unending war that you know this person. Like, sometimes it's even more than just knowing their name sometimes you know this person. The characters that have playful relationships with each other that met for the first time on the battlefield. That are actively trying to kill each other, but will be sad about it and miss them when the other is gone. The ones that bond in unlikely situations just to go back to fighting as soon as the dust settles. Sometimes it's even at a time where the war has lost its point or contradicts what they were even fighting for in the first place. Where they're literally doomed to fight into extinction or.. stop. But they don't stop. Like, idk... The autobots and decepticons pretty much always end up fighting for an amount of time so large it's literally inconceivable. And at the end there's often so few of them left, and they mostly all know each other intimately and by name and like,,,
Idk this is really rambly and I'm having a bit of trouble articulating but sometimes I really stop and think about how many of them know each other specifically through fighting and it gets to me a little bit
plot twist sq's bio dad/bio parents aren't dead they either faked their death and left curtain panicking with a baby or he helped them fake their deaths and they're like, in cuba or something, and he literally doesn't think this is important information for sq. yeah the pedalians fucked off to cuba, and he has a kid now. what about it
The chains clankes pulling them towards her body and she cries letting out a deafening shriek her bare pussy began to crown the newborns head her locked legs throbbs against the metal cuffs her tears go down her tan skin as the very lonely ancient egytian beautiful nakedbwoman screams from the immense pain of the severe contractions "Ha- Huff*- Huff* Guuuuuhhhhh- Eugghh- Hgyaa!- aaaaagggghhhhhh!!! Hu- Argh! Hngg! Hoo- Aagghh! Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!".
The head tore through her labia and fell out and dragging the shoulders out against her swollen lips and pulling out the rest of the body gushing fluids everywhere "Euughh- aghh!! Hoo- Gaahh! Gyaaaaargh!! Haa- *Huff *Huff Shh- Haah Hooh" The baby fell onto a scale that began lowering and pulled chains attached to a block in front her big sensitive belly and pulled the block into her belly and causing her severe pain "AAAGHH! HNNGGGG!! H- *whimpers* AAAGGHHHHHH!! "
And the baby plummeted out crowning and was ripping through and squeezed the head out and the baby came falling out onto the plate.
Putting more weight on the plate and pulling the block back even harder and squeezing her belly even more "Huu- GAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAGGH! HAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!! R- AGGHHH!!!" the baby popped out with a huge puddle of fluids all over the place and her vision became blurry all the noise started getting muffled and she faints.
And she got up after fifteen minutes and saw a woman walk in and smiled as she saw her angel coming to free her of the unjust punishment as she was released of her chains she spoke "Q- Quid fe- cisti ill- is? (What did you do to them?)" As the angel responded "Et poenas (I punished them)" As she was released she held her belly in pain as the angel held her shoulders spoke "Shh, suus 'iens futurus bene (It's going to be okay)" And it placed a hand on her belly and chanted "Et natus est, Et natus est, Et natus est, (You will be born" And Neith let out a ghastly scream and pulled herself closer to the angel gripping it's shoulder "AAAAAGGGGHHH!! HAAAGGGHH!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!! *Gasps" H- Heu huc infa- fantem me- meum (Come here my little baby)" And pulles it to her plump round chest feeding the young child and asks "Ubi ssunt aliae infan- t tibus? (Where are my other babies)" And the angel pointed behind the entirely naked Neith as she pulls the three into her arms feeding them.
As the angel cut off the cord of the last baby as it also pulled out the placenta as it carried her to the tent and let her rest as it blessed her with a marking showing her extreme power gifted to her as to protect herself and her loved ones and her very adorable newborn children of course.