#bisexual bruce

[theotherpacman]

tim: dad... I have a boyfriend

bruce: what? but you're supposed to get back together with stephanie

tim: what?

dick: whoa whoa whoa, I thought you were an ally

bruce: I'm not being homophobic I just need steph to marry into the family

cass: I have something to share

#batfamily #batfam #tim drake #bisexual tim drake #timkon #timbern #stephcass #stephanie brown #cass cain #bruce wayne #dcu #batman

[willsonlmt]

Tim in the wayne manor living room telling bruce he is bisexual.

Tim: So yeah im bisexual.

Bruce: Well im proud of you no matter what and thank you for telling me.

Tim: Thanks Bruce.

Bruce: *sighs* Im glad that went well. I practiced alot for this.

Tim: You knew?!

Bruce: Oh no. I just thought itd be someone else coming out to me.

Tim: You thought it was gonna be Dick right?

Bruce: Absolutely.

A scoff comes from across the room. As they see Dick with his head in Wallys lap in the couch.

Dick: "how dare you say something so slanderous against me! You know what i dont have to take this verbal abuse." * Gets up and grabs Wallys hand.* "Come on honey were leaving."

Tim: Yeah i don't get how I'm the first.

#batfam #tim drake #bisexual #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #batman #are we sure he dick isnt bi #joke

[usagi-t-suki]

*tim's not out to his siblings yet*

batkids: *comes to the manor* what the...?

alfred:

(art by meruz)

batkids: hey alfie... what you got there?

alfred: oh hello, master/miss. i’m just ironing master timothy’s new bedroom decor that he bought

batkids: tim’s what that he what?

#tim drake #bisexual #bi tim drake #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #cassandra wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #damian al ghul #bernard dowd #tim drake x bernard dowd #timber #timbern #incorrect batbros #incorrect batfamily quotes

[morgangalaxy43]

Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between

#bruce wayne #batman #batjokes #batcat #superbat #batstantine #brutalia #wonderbat #superwonderbat #riddlebat #batquinn #bruharvey #ghostbat #bisexual bruce wayne #dc comics

[dyslexicandakeyboard]

Bruce "teaching" his kids about finance (this is purely crack)

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baby!Dick: Hi, can I get some ice cream?

Bruce: Sure.

baby!Dick: But I don't have money.

Bruce: You can take out a loan. Would you like compound interest, simple interest or variable interest?

baby!Dick: Uhhhh, compound Interest?

*Years later*

Dick: What do you mean I'm 50 thousand dollars in debt to you!

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Tim: I need some money.

Bruce: How much.

Tim: Ten dollars.

Bruce: Are you paying me back or is this a loan?

Tim: ....never mind.

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Damian: Father, my and Jon are going to the fair. I need 500 dollars.

Bruce: Well, you can take it a loan but I'll need a deposit of 50.

Damian: *Hands him his phone with Talia on the line* My mother will take care of it.

Over the phone: You fucking skeevy loan shark! My baby boy will not go into debt!

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Jason: Do we get like allowences?

Bruce: No, you see you can take out loans...

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batfamily #not at all daddybats #but is funny #humor #do not take this too seriously but do #the bisexual one #the non binary one

[vodrae]

Lex luthor running up for president, getting exposed by his crew, the conservatives, for having a son with another man, thus said son being Tim Wayne's boyfriend, ending winning the election because he won the liberals states.

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #bruce wayne #tim drake #red robin #timkon #lex luthor #superman #superfamily #kon kent #connor kent #conner kent #batkids #batbros #batsiblings #bisexual characters

[therandomfandomme]

I know this is not what they intended with this, but I'm choosing to intrepret this as Alfred telling his bi son to get dicked down sometime lmao, or at the very least making a dick joke, just because I can xp

#51 of the New 52 Batman

#rrrambles #image in alt #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #new 52 comics #new 52 #new 52 batman #batman #dc #dc comics #bisexual bruce wayne #image described #superbat #(bc it is about justice eyes emoji)

[incorrectbatfam]

Batman putting the "bi" in Batmobile

#bruce wayne #batman #batmobile #justice league #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batman family #dc comics #batposting #text post #shitpost #lgbtq #bisexual

[jaydarino]

I think they'd be friends <3

#medical malpractice disaster bisexuals #i was putting overlays on this when i realised I had just made Barbenheimer Colourised #i was possessed by The Voices to make this #fighting my artblock tooth and NAIL #its a wonder how this piece survived my attention span #harley quinn #jonathan crane #scarecrow #dc scarecrow #dc comics #dc universe #batman #bruce wayne #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #margot robbie #cillian murphy

[farsight-the-char]

Batman #148 pride variant bySkylar Patridge

You know DC, sticking Bruce on the Gotham Pride Variants with the other LeGBuTs just canonizes him?

He is ours now.

#bruce wayne #minhkhoa khan #kate kane #tim drake #ghostbat #dc #wednesday spoilers #bisexual lighting

[ralphdro]

Tim: Bruce, I am bi

Bruce: Say no more.

#he's a supportive dad #tim drake #tim #tim robin #red robin #robin #tim drake robin #batman #bruce #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam memes #batfam #bisexual tim #timkon #timber #dc pride #dc comics #dc memes #lgbtdc #detective comics #silver age #kontim

[starsapphire]

shadow of the bat #9

#bisexual lighting?!?!?!!!?? #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dcedit #mine

[frownyalfred]

I think a large proportion of the DC comics fanboys would have an easier time if they admitted they just want to fuck Batman already

#he’s hot! #you’re allowed to say it bud! #you like those thighs and the voice! #he’s a bisexual making king! #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics

[morgangalaxy43]

My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics

Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other

Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time

Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots

Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy

In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him

#bruce wayne #talia al ghul #selina kyle #harvey dent #clark kent #superbat #brutalia #batcat #bruharvey #bisexual bruce wayne #dc comics

[dyslexicandakeyboard]

Bruce changes his tactics when pulling loose teeth with every child due to reasons

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Dick *looks nervously at Bruce tying the string to the doorhandle*: Are you sure this is going to work?

Bruce *confidently*: It's how my father did it. On the count of three. One...Two

Bruce: *Slams the door, forgetting his strength*

Dick *gets thrown across the room and into the door with the tooth still attached to his gum* : My nose hurts. Bruce?

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Bruce: This is going to work. Just stand there.

Jason *eyeing the car with distrust* : Why can't we use a door?

Bruce: Doesn't work. I'm going to go slowly. Okay. Wave when the tooth's out.

Jason: *gets drags for two minutes*

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Bruce *visibly annoyed as he ties string to Tims teeth*: Why do you still have your baby teeth?

Tim *confused as to why they're on the roof*: Dunno. Is it a bad thing.

Bruce: Doesn't matter.

Bruce *under his breath*: This better work.

Tim: Why are you sweating.

Bruce: Focus, Tim. I'm going to dropping this rock--Don't look at me like that. It's not heavy, like 25 pounds. On the count of three. One--

Tim: But--

Bruce*dropping the rock*: Two

Tim: *Falls*

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Bruce: I'm just going to tug it out, Damian.

Damian: *screams*

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #daddybats #damian wayne #batfamily headcanons #batfamily shenanigans #the bisexual one #the non binary one #funny

[everyoneislgbtpride-edits]

Ash Williams from The Evil Dead franchise is transgender & bisexual!!

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#ash williams #evil dead #the evil dead #transgender #trans man #bi #bisexual #mlm #ashyslashyy #bruce campbell