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oldmannapping · 7 months

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HC:

Reporter: What do you have to say to criticism that for years, the Robin role was filled solely by straight, cis white males?

Nightwing: I’m not white.

Red Hood: I’m not white.

Red Robin: I’m not… Well I’m white...

The camera lingers for an awkward moment before an offended Spoiler jumps into frame and protests girl-Robin erasure.

Later, someone puts the short close up of Red Robin’s response in slow motion with rainbow filters and dance music, and it‘s a viral joke in Gotham for two weeks.

It’s mostly forgotten for years until Red Robin goes to Pride and casually mentions that he’s already come out years ago. The clip resurfaces and people are like, “Wait, that was it??? That was real???”

Because Tim Drake has extensive media training but Red Robin is a chaotic bisexual disaster with no filter.

And that’s my headcannon of how Red Robin comes out in a way that’s so dumb, most people don’t even realise he’s done it.

(Bonus headcanon: Bernard was the creator of the original viral clip and was infuriated at the time because people thought it was a joke but it was SO OBVIOUS that Red Robin was coming out. Why couldn’t everyone see it?)

(EDIT: This recipe can also be used for gay, trans, or ace Tim - just adjust the ingredients to your personal preference.)

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echo-stimmingrose · 11 months

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Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

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usagi-t-suki · 1 year

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*tim's not out to his siblings yet*

batkids: *comes to the manor* what the...?

alfred:

(art by meruz)

batkids: hey alfie... what you got there?

alfred: oh hello, master/miss. i’m just ironing master timothy’s new bedroom decor that he bought

batkids: tim’s what that he what?

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reineydraws · 1 year

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bruce: dick i love that you want to stay connected to your past as an acrobat but can u PLEASE sit NORMALLY while we have this meeting

(poses from aaron tveit's version of "mein herr")

#batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #wayne family adventures #what's this? a batkid post that DOESNT include jason??? who am i #i posted smth not even 24 hrs ago but idc i dont know who consistency is anyways #sidenote: hb pencil brush is fun!!!#the real reason he doesnt sit normally is cuz he's bisexual #well most of the bats are bisexual so no one really sits normally lol it's just dick is the most egregious example

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kittykatninja321 · 7 months

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Jason what did you mean by this babygirl…

#Like I know the heterosexual plausible deniability context for this was that he was just making a joke about something she said first #but she’s canonically bisexual so him repeating it just makes it seem like he’s also bisexual which is very funny #Jason Todd #dc

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dyslexicandakeyboard · 10 months

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Bruce "teaching" his kids about finance (this is purely crack)

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baby!Dick: Hi, can I get some ice cream?

Bruce: Sure.

baby!Dick: But I don't have money.

Bruce: You can take out a loan. Would you like compound interest, simple interest or variable interest?

baby!Dick: Uhhhh, compound Interest?

*Years later*

Dick: What do you mean I'm 50 thousand dollars in debt to you!

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Tim: I need some money.

Bruce: How much.

Tim: Ten dollars.

Bruce: Are you paying me back or is this a loan?

Tim: ....never mind.

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Damian: Father, my and Jon are going to the fair. I need 500 dollars.

Bruce: Well, you can take it a loan but I'll need a deposit of 50.

Damian: *Hands him his phone with Talia on the line* My mother will take care of it.

Over the phone: You fucking skeevy loan shark! My baby boy will not go into debt!

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Jason: Do we get like allowences?

Bruce: No, you see you can take out loans...

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batfamily #not at all daddybats #but is funny #humor #do not take this too seriously but do #the bisexual one #the non binary one

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taro-wong · 2 years

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kids really do say the darndest things

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thief-of-eggs · 11 months

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Tim coming out to his brothers

Tim: Guys…. I’m bi

Jason: Bi polar?

Tim: Well, yes actually, but-

Dick: Bi lingual?

Tim: Also yes, but-

Damian: Bipedal?

Tim: Yes- what? Why wouldn’t I- ok now you’re just messing with me-

Duke: Bicycle?

Tim: [with his face in his hands] Bisexual. I’m bisexual guys

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louisbxne · 4 months

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LUCIFER 1x04 - "Manly Whatnots" (2016) Matt Earl Beesday

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yonemurishiroku · 4 months

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Annabeth feels annoyed, Luke tried to kill him, Jason is his rival. See, Percy has a type and that is "blonds who want to smash his face."

#and all you focus on is nico. c'mon.#look alive people #bisexual percy is always an icon #percy jackson #jason grace #luke castellan #annabeth chase #lukercy #jercy #percabeth

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embracedbythesea · 2 years

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Jason. We love ya

#dc comics #robin #batman #dc #comics #tim and jason #jason todd #tim drake #bisexual tim drake #red hood #Red Robin #batman wayne family adventures #batman wfa #batman webtoon #wfa spoilers #wayne family adventures #Webtoon

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echo-stimmingrose · 11 months

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Thalia: Stop looking at my brother.

Percy: What? I'm not looking at him.

Thalia: I'm just saying, i know he's your type and all but don't look at him.

Percy: What makes you think he's my type?

Thalia: Oh please, he's a tall blond warrior with a face scar. Of course he's your type.

Percy: That is not my type.

Clarisse: Yeah it is. Luke, Annabeth, Jason. They all fit.

Percy: Woah I never had a crush on Luke!

Thalia: Uh huh, sure you didn't.

Percy: I didn't!

Clarisse: There has been one exception to the tall blond warrior type though.

Thalia: Oooh who is it?

Percy: Do you just spend your time gossiping about my romantic life?

Clarisse: *ignores him* Charles Beckendorf.

Thalia: Really?!?

Percy: I-You- *rubs his temples* You know what I'm not even gonna try to argue with that one.

#Percy was a lot of guys gay awakening (jason included) but charles was percys #clarisse is aware of any person that could have gotten in the way of Percabeth #Charles x Percy #Jercy #charles beckendorf #jason grace #percy jackson #gay #he definitely has a type #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #clarisse la rue #thalia grace #bisexual percy jackson #chaos cousins

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manesvoid · 10 months

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For a full month Tim get to be the Robin again

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#fanart #dc comics #myart #manesart #batman #robin #tim drake robin #damian wayne #tim drake #jokes on you Damian all batman fights are already pretty gay #Red Robin do you mean Rainbow Robin?#June Robin?#Gay Robin?#lgbt #bisexual tim drake #in order to have tim jason had to go tho...Does that makes the Joker an ally in a very rounadbound way?#I have a alt with Grayson Robin 👀 bcz obviously I would

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Wrong Date

After years of Val trying to kill him as Phantom, Danny finally got fed up and took Sam's advice, arranged a whole package full of flowers, chocolates, and even stuffed ghosts and apologized for being a jerk, asking if wanted to talk and confessing that he was Phantom, he wasn't being particularly romantic but he supposed all those package would soften the blow.

The problem arose when the mailman took his package and saw "addressed to Red H." Danny's luck was really bad because the poor man got confused and sent the package to Gotham, towards Red Hood's lair.

You can imagine Jason's surprise when he found the whole reveal of a secret identity in a package full of flowers and ghost bears. It didn't come with a photo, but the creator was very obvious, he didn't even need the Batcomputer to search the boy's social media and realize he was cute, but absent-minded or stupid.

In the end, Val meet Danny in a fight to the death, both were tired when the halfa told her the whole story, and although his ex understood the situation, she admitted not having received any packages.

Danny panicked when a week later Red Hood sent him a picture winking at him that said "Wrong receiver Phantom, but if you want to talk I'll take a date."