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justshipsandstuff · 4 months

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A tale as old as time

#little mermaid but make it pathetic failgirl #just wanted a lil break from his 9 to 5 but got bitch slapped by the red string of fate #jinmao #gaoshun #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #my art

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raepliica · 8 months

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tristamp post-S1 mashwood sillies and tri98(?) merylwood :]

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amid-fandoms · 7 days

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pov your boyfriend got unfairly punished 20+ years ago

#drama student or drama queen it's the same for him #he was ready to slap a bitch and for what #doesn't react that dramatically over his own childhood shitstorms jfc #phil protector number 1 i guess #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #amazingphil #phan #dan and phil games #my gifs

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saryasy · 9 months

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Aziraphale never corrects people who assume he and Crowley are together vs. Crowley who does.

#good omens #goodomensedit #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #azicrow #go spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #my go #my gifs #*slaps go* this bitch can fit so many fanfic tropes #*gom

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actually-autisticc · 10 months

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When someone mutters something under their breath after an argument

Freddy’s lookin like: Do I have to slap a fazbitch?

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf memes #I am so ready for this movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #he looks like he has to slap a bitch #get fazfucked #HIS MODEL IS SO GOOD #LITERALLY ALL OF THEM

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zeb-z · 3 months

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dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.

#he then proceeded to effectively roofie him and shilo with the most fucked up vampire society peer pressure the worlds ever seen #mf is a primogen and boy did he use that pull to do his best to humiliate and tear down their morals and gloat #all because his feewings were huwt :( weak ass stick up his ass prick #I can’t believe out of everyone he survived fuckin. daybringer solomon. he needs a biblical angel to knock him down to earth. then hell #his music theme slaps though. there’s honest to god sparkles in that shit. sax and sparkles and it fits his bitch ass well #jrwi #jrwi the suckening #the suckening #the suckening spoilers #z speaks

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mintaikcorpse · 4 months

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Vox sitting in his gamer room drinking coffee and watching the extermination is brining me way too much joy

#goofy ahh bitch #i wanna slap him #vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel

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arthur-lesters-right-arm · 18 days

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We can not handle another Jarthur divorce with John's new projecting power the next fight is straight up about to turn into the closest thing they can get to domestic abuse

#John is going to astral project out of Arthur just to bitch slap him #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent #malevolent arthur #john doe malevolent #malevolent john

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wolfythewitch · 6 months

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Do you ever have that feeling where, despite your distance with your religion, there's still moments where sparks of what you were bought up with, return?

I'm from a religious family, but I'm not in touch with my own religion. Yet there's me calling in the name of the Lord before and after I eat. It's like this lingering piece that I never turn to look at but somehow slips into my ordinary life.

I don't really know you that much, or your religious status. But seeing your religious talks made me want to bring this up.

I don't even know if I make sense here- just- ignore this if you want to, I don't know.

Hmmm I think so. My whole thing with it is really complicated haha. I still go to church every Sunday, though I prefer doing volunteer work with the kids over listening to the sermon. I pray before I eat out of habit. I find myself quoting the bible more often than I open to read it (though this is changing because of all the times I look for references lol). There's a resentment that I get whenever it's brought up, especially around my family. I find myself immediately on guard the minute it becomes subject of conversation. Sometimes at night I'll pace around and just talk. I don't know if I'm talking to myself or to god or whoever but. I'll talk. I think I still believe in him. I definitely believe that there's something out there. I don't think the question is of belief as much as it is of care. Do I care enough to try?

I'll say this though. Whatever I'm doing right now has gotten me to think more about bible and religion than I have in the past few years. So. That's fun! Who knew trying to explore something your own way instead of the way forced onto you by your environment gives your room to feel everything out without any preexisting pressure?

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #wolfy religious tedtalks #i have a theory #and that theory is any time some vaguely catholic holiday rolls around jesus bitch slaps me into being more religious than i currently am #first it was during easter #and now all saint's day is rolling around soon #or maybe its my period #side effects may include #nausea. fatigue. back pain. resurgence of religious belief coupled with complicated thoughts of compartmentalized trauma. cramps. mood swing

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star-wrld · 2 months

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we need to kill porter with rocks

#i was actually like so fucking angry #like holy shit #can someone bitch slap him already #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #porter cliffbreaker

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bookishnewt · 2 years

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I've said it before that my favorite detail of Stolas' design is the pupils that occasionally show up in emotional moments and this reaffirms that.

#nearly screamed when he no sells Stella's bitch slap #stolas goetia #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers

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scrivenger-grimgar · 6 days

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au of an au for mdzs where canon plays out exactly as it was supposed to except

wwx became a calamity after dying and cared for his coven of ghosts in yiling before mxy summoned him for revenge.

he still elopes with lwj after solving the corpse question

supreme ghosts have a similar ability to gods taking deputies, except since they're not sharing immortality they can have a lot more of them

wwx's "deputies" are (in order) jiang cheng, the wen remnants, luo qingyang, nie huaisang, mo xuanyu, jin ling, lan jingyi, ouyang zhizhen, lan sizhui, and lan wangji.

being a calamity's "deputy" means that you are soul bonded to them, with a kind of preternatural sense of the wellbeing of the entire coven.

one of the heavenly officials decides to fuck around with time, and only other heavenly officials were supposed to remember, except extremely strong ghosts and their covens also remember because there are TWO gods married to calamities, and calamities are weirdly cooperative with each other (hc, hx, wwx, & gL discuss trade agreements over tea and artistic process over alcohol).

thus like 75 people are now in the past.

wwx's child body cant stand the power his soul has and just kinda crumbles under the weight. thats mostly fine tho cause he can shapeshift.

of course he immediately comes up with a dastardly plan to inflict as much chaos onto the sects as possible while also protecting his loved ones at the same time. he gets in contact with the wen remnants (bigger and there's more of them) and slowly moves them over to yiling while he builds places for them to live on the mountain, and then offers the people of yiling a very good deal:

"we'll deal with all your ghost problems for free, and in exchange we get discounts on food, and you tell everyone who comes asking that the Yiling Wei sect has been here the entire time."

its almost too easy to set up, too. they forge some trade agreements and other documents to place in the other sects' files, waiting to be found, with ease, bc he knows what the filing for the jiang, lan, wen, and nie looks like, and part of the story is that the jin offended them so badly that they just stopped doing business with them altogether and also tend to actively hate them with few exceptions.

meanwhile, huaisang, qingyang, and wangji will reference the Yiling Wei and act like this is something everyone knows about, and jiang cheng catches on and starts doing the same.

wwx's plan is to drive them all insane by appearing out of nowhere and acting like he's been there the entire time. make them question reality.

wen popo, at a discussion conference: i'll be standing in for my grandson so he can participate in the games

jiang fengmian, initiating polite conversation: your grandson? what happened to your son?

wen popo, internally cackling: fengmian! are you so quick to discard changze like this?! for shame!!

jiang fengmian, who has never met this lady: what

wen popo: you know i trusted him when he said he wanted to stand by his sworn brother's side but if this is how you treat his memory after he was so unwaveringly loyal to you, only ever leaving for Cangse, the love of his life, then i'll have to have you stricken from the legacy registry!

wen popo, with unfaltering confidence: good evening wen-zhongzhu

wen ruohan, who has incurable face blindness: well met Wei-zhongzhu (do i know her???)

nie mingjue is the only one who's taking any of this well and thats solely because his brother has been spoon feeding him Yiling Wei propaganda for 13 years. lan xichen has a crisis because his baby brother eloped with a clan leader he met thrice and they're having a spring wedding.