#bitchy elio my beloved

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Elio: That reminds me. You were in my dream last night.

Ayrton: Really? What were we doing?

Elio: 😈😈😈

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Ayrton: *out cold on the ground*

Nigel: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?!

Elio, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Ayrton's face*

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Alain: What the fuck is wrong with Ayrton?

Elio: The fuck that is wrong with him is in the name. He's insane🤌

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Nigel: What are you talking about Elio? You love Lotus as a team!

Elio: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome. *glares at Ayrton*

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Ayrton: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Elio: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Ayrton: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Elio: Oh, no, I do.

Ayrton: Well, what is it?

Elio: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

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Nigel: Elio, don't. Don't hit Ayrton! Be the bigger person!

Elio: NO! I'm not the bigger person today. Imma be the person that makes that Brazilian bitch understand that sometimes when you fuck around *grabs tire iron* YOU FIND OUT!

Nigel: 😨

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Mechanic: *asking Elio and Ayrton if they want any coffee *

Ayrton: I’d like a light roast.

Elio: You're kinda ugly.

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Elio: Believe me, there is nothing in this world I hate more.

*door opens *

Ayrton: Hey guys.

Elio:

Elio: I spoke too soon.

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Elio: We really should be reconnecting with each other.

Ayrton: Yeah, I really think so too.

Elio: My hands are really missing your neck.

Ayrton: Yeah--

Ayrton: ...

Elio: 😈

Ayrton: 🥲

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Ayrton: Omg I have such a headache

Elio: Since when can a vacuum feel pain??

Ayrton:

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Elio: It's just like, people love working here, we all have a lot of laughs.

Also Elio: Fuck off Ayrton, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower!

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Ayrton: I'm not that stupid!

Nigel: Ayrton, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Ayrton: ELIO TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

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Nelson: *ranting about Ayrton in portuguese*

Elio: Sorry, my portuguese is a bit rusty... does 'foda-se ele' mean 'screw him' or 'shoot him'?

Nelson: Screw him.

Elio, kicks ground: Aw man😮‍💨

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Elio: If burrying him isn't gonna cut it, it's time to try literally everything.

Elio: Salt it, burn it, wrap it in iron. Stab it in the heart with silver. Drench it in holy water.

Elio: EVERYTHING!!

Nigel:

Elio:

Nigel: You are talking about Ayrton here, right?

Elio: Yeah, what is your point?

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Elio: Ayrton, gimme that wrench will you.

Ayrton: For you that's still lord and master.

Elio: Shut your mouth or it's very quickly gonna be a punch and a kick to the balls!!

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Tell me that's not Ayrto and Elio...

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