#bitter exes be like

[hoshizoralone]

samus the protector of space pride

the girlfriend in question:

#if you dont recognize the pink woman (gandrayda) in these images PLAY METROID PRIME 3. theyre like exes (trust me) #you cant be a woman and call samus “sammy” and hate her and not expect me to think youre bitter exes #anyways so i think they broke up because samus kept stealing her kills #samus aran #metroid #loneart #gandrayda #metroid prime 3

[nyctophorum]

I love the film version of nimona but I do find it very funny how they’re like ‘ambrosius cut off ballister’s arm but he didn’t mean to 😢😢😢 he was just traumatised and reacting to a dangerous situation 😢😢😢’ whereas in the comic it’s like ‘ambrosius shot ballister with a laser canon that took off his whole fucking arm just because he couldn’t bear to lose lol. Lmao, even’

#nimona #like obviously there’s more to it than that but the contrast is very funny to me #comic amballister are bitter exes who’ve been fighting for a while #whereas movie amballister are more like boyfriends who have briefly fallen out so it’s a very different dynamic #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #inch resting to me also that they renamed bal #amballister

[grahamcore]

how utterly unhinged is it that hannibal fucked off to italy after the breakup, promptly found another blue eyed brunette twink to fill the void, wined and dined him, and then butchered him to fold into a heart for the original blue eyed brunette twink. gay people are so insane .

#hannibal has done a lot of crazy bitter ex shit but for me personally this is like top three #right up there next to attempted murder on will’s wife and child and actual murder of his first pseudo child #also just squint a little and look at these pictures the resemblance between him and will is truly sickening #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannibal lecter

[goated33]

crawls out of my cave spitting blood. do you see the vision. do you understand

#vaggie meets charlie starts to heal lute doubles down and becomes ten times worse #the most bitter exes there ever was #tried to draw vaggies hair more true to canon #‘wait why’s she so desaturated heavens really vibrant’ adam is grey and lute is nearly paper white I wanted her to fit in #also it makes her look miserable #[my art] #hazbin hotel spoilers #adam #lute #vaggie #charlie #chaggie #whatever the other ship names are #look this hc applies regardless of if there’s anything romantic #top exterminator + lieutenant #saying that like a legal disclosure 😔 #but seriously. the vitriol feels personal

[npcgrian]

Etho and joels relationship is so peculiar to me bc i feel like when they first paired up in dl joel was putting all the effort in like building the ship and going around convincing everyone hes so tight with etho while etho is kind of just playing along and the very moment theyre not obligated to be together anymore etho is all jealous of him having other friends while simultaneously almost avoiding him. And then in secret life etho is all coy around him trying to remind him of their relationship while joel pretends he wasnt just obsessed with him. And of course its crazier now that theyre in hermitcraft together because now we get to see even more of the way etho thinks about joel, meanwhile joel is constantly making fun of him for it SPECIFICALLY to direct the attention away from HIM being obsessed. And both of them are doing it. Why cant they just kiss

#i hope i explained this right because they are truly like no other and i love every aspect of it #theyre like two bitter exes that still love each other and have to get everyone else involved in their petty drama #hermitcraft #smalletho #boat boys #e

[blitzy-blitzwing]

idk if it's just me but Alastor and Vox feel like they're exes. also poor Sir Pentious my baby no (it's me, sir pentious doodle guy. Hi again :D)

He is a baby. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I love him. 💖💖💖💖💖

#Al and Vox seem like bitter friends #but bitter exes works too #hehehe #my doodles #hazbin hotel

[felinelord-bowbeforemepeasant]

REREADING TIME

I have some funfact

I don't know if anyone remember this but I was rereading some of the chapter and I see this note

And yup like the note say is was quite ironic for them to be like this

I think other than the two fukus they really should put fukufuku too but it a note so meh

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #fukuzawa yukichi #fukuchi ouchi #bsd fukuzawa #bsd fukuchi #fukufuku #i like their ship name #funfact #old men yaoi #what it's true #i can't stop thinking about those tragic old little gay men #wait does that mean fukuchi and jouno use to be co-worker #that quite a revealed #fukufuku divorce arc is ending the frucking world #in real life they respect each other but in the manga fukuchi are bitter boyfriend who kill his ex (fukuzawa) #quite ironic indeed #and orphan his his ex adopted son (ranpo) #fukufuku theme song is kill bill #or may be fukuchi theme song is kill bill #fukuchi “i might kill my ex” ouchi #who give him the idea of divorcing his ex by literally ending the world #i know fukuzawa doesn't go to war with you but do you think war is a nice way to have a date fukuchi #war isn't a dating zone don't traumatized him #rereading time

[videogamelover99]

Something that drives me crazy about the punch scene in the Dead Apple flashback that I finally can put into words:

Before the Dragon Head Conflict, Chuuya and Dazai weren't partners. They became partners during the conflict, and were so good at working together that they became notorious in and outside of the Mafia. And then the bodies kept piling up, and Dazaj got dragged back into nihilism. And that is that made Chuuya pissed. Like, SB Dazai would not have made Chuuya pissed like that, because at that point he expects Dazai to be an asshole. It's only after they became partners, when Chuuya saw the humanity that Dazai was capable of, that seeing the old Dazai, the Dazai he hates, pop back up again made him pissed enough to punch him and say that Dazai does not look human to anyone.

And then Dazai cares so much about Chuuya's opinion of him that he ends the whole conflict. He cares so much. He straight up says "I'm fixing this cause my partner is upset with me" to Shibusawa in that bonus story.

Something happened in DBH before then that made them truly care about each other. To see each other as important. Like, if anything, what I want is a DHC Light Novel because that is when they became partners, and that changed everything.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #skk #dead apple #idk man i got hit with this sudden brainwave #there is SO MUCH we still dont see #chuuya went from 'i dont care if dazai dies except not really' to 'wait for me shitty dazai' in the span of a few months?? #dazai went from 'haha i totally did not care that you got tortured' to 'my partner is mad at me :/ guess i gotta step up' #they are RIDICULOUS #like what did dazai do to make chuuya except more from him??? #what did chuuya do for dazai to finally admit he cares just a little??? #lowkey would also explain WHY chuuya was so upset when dazai left without telling him anything #why they act like bitter exes

[blqckthorne]

my favorite thing about the last hours is the secret, secondary, gay conflict that goes on in opposition to the regular, main conflict

#like the don’t know about the alastair/thomas/charles love triangle #or about the marriage of convenience charles/ari plot line #or about ari/anna bitter exs backstory #also (headcanon) they don’t know that christopher and grace are ace #tlh #the last hours #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #thomastair #arianna #charles fairchild #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #anna lightwood #ari bridgestock

[galatoma]

Seeing the tags in the iskall tubbo post are incredible, i think anyone who just learned about iskall proclaiming himself as tubbo's dad would go ham if you learned that captain sparklez is also often considered his other father and that's why people like to hc tubbo as a dragon hybrid.

I feel like you guys would go ham with dragon tubbo on the qsmp with how the eggs treat hin like he's one of them

#qsmp #tubbo #idk if im misremembering but are iskall and captain minceraft divorced i feel like ive always seen people talk about them #like theyre bitter exes #i wish i could find the clips of captainsparklez going along with the dad bit though im forgetting where its from

[wyrdle]

Scribbles of the very endearing old man lol.

First doodle is about Clavell taking in the third starter that gets left behind. Second is just my mind wishing Clavell was somehow more involved with the Area Zero stuff since he seemed to personally know the two professors (kinda wish him being their friend was a bigger thing)... and that I like the thought of him flustering amongst them/being more than friends once upon a time. I enjoy the broken poly ship, haven’t fleshed out or thought of anything much yet though. Maybe in the future when I’m a lot less busy! I don’t think he’s that much older than the other two tbh, and if i ever draw the profs more I look forward to give them some greying hairs and such muahah.

#pokemon scarlet violet #pokemon scarlet violet spoilers #director clavell #professor turo #professor sada #i like... the disaster parents #and kind of want this sort of romance plot just to set up some sort of bitter breakup that eventually loops arven into clavell's life #idk #by that i dont mean him being some illegitimate child of the director #just the omg i can't believe i'm taking care of my exes' kid because they really were that unhealthily obsessed #it's 3 am I'm not thinking straight #clavell/sada/turo #clavell x sada x turo

[wereh0gz]

That's rich coming from you, Sonic "I internalize everything" the Hedgehog

#ramblings #idw sonic spoilers #anyway this oneshot is really fun!! #the way jewel's feelings were reflected in her plan to win the volleyball game was really interesting #like. the parallels...... #also loved how silly whisper was throughout the whole issue #she's learning how to let loose!! she's letting herself have fun!!! #overall a very good and fun issue #oh and how can i forget to mention. sonic and jet are totally bitter exes

[minzart]

I knew Alastor was gonna grow to be the dad figure, it's a given with mentors... but... HAVING A DUET WITH THE BIOLOGICAL DEPRESSED FATHER THAT ACTUALY WANTS TO RECONECT/CONECT AS A CUSTODY BATTLE WAS NOT ON THE BINGO LIST HOLD ON-

#hh #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #alastor be treating that duet too personal as someone who had like... zero interactions that can cout as character growth in dad direction #with charlie... i knew he was gonna go there but this is a little too suden but hey we take what is given. the songs a bop #and we do not talk about my 3am crack theory of 4y ago of alastor and lilith #deer in a leach it is very blatantly lilith's work. now. why is he. what was the deal #and i will actualy laugh if alastor did lose to vox and yet the tv is still bitter about a no. their show off makes it seem that alastor le #vox win. but it would be the plot twist of the century if it was actualy a draw and he would be dead if liloth didn't intervened or somethi #i'm rambling #also veggie an ex-exterminator! noone waa surprised and that's a GOOD THING THANK GOD #also why isn't lilith's face in that flashback👁👁.... i'm probably reading too much into it it's midnight and i'm unwell

[fauvester]

ballister blackheart would have beat the shit out of ballister boldheart

#the movie did sand off the edges of the comic. but tbh I dont mind. #although I do miss the complicated bitter exes of 20 years energy OG bal and bro had #i think its very funny to think of longtime professional 45 y/o anarchist laser toting villain blackheart #vs riz ahmed Big Ol Eyes Relies on nimona to rescue him 24/7 institution shill boldheart #those big brown eyes will not save you from getting your shit rocked #meanwhile movie ambrosius looking at comic ambrosius like. on god bro. wtf. thats literally your boyfriend bro. naur #nimona #comic nimona and movie nimona would get along instantly as long as they dont get into any deep discussions

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

he’s giving me bitter yandere ex vibes; that man would absolutely hate fuck the doctor and act all distant but then get jealous when the doctor interacts with their huge harem of hot men and women,,

#lati speaks #flamebringer #arknights flamebringer #he looks like the type to get possessive and clingy after acting like he don’t care #flamebringer is just the bitter ex and i will die on this hill <33 #arknights

[welcome-to-green-hills]

You know Prime!Shadow would hug Prime!Sonic back, no problem, because he knows Sonic needs it but when he does it in front of the alternate Sonics and Shadows and their teams all of them lose their minds because what do you mean he’s hugging the hedgehog back??

Prime!Shadow: Simple, I am the superior Ultimate Lifeform (TM)

And he proceeds to do it more

OoooOoooOoOoOOoOoOoH❤️🥹❤️

#Everyone except Boom!Sonadow. #Boom!Sonadow are clearly bitter exes and still not over it #mystery anon #off topic #Sonic Prime #Sonadow #God I love me some sonadow #Sonadow and Blazamy. They rotate like microwave burritos in my brain