#bkg is gonna kick his ass

[zawadni]

forever thinking about reader being a total cat person and trying their damndest to convince bkg to let them get a cat. he uses the same points that he hates them or he’s allergic (he’s not) and after two months and 9 days, you gave up because if bakugo katsuki was one thing, he was petty as fuck right down to his very core. he’d take it to his grave if it meant he’d win the argument.

except when you’re driving home from work, you spot a little black thing on the side of the rode and pull over juuust to check. it was probably a plastic bag anyways. but alas, it wasn’t, it was a cat. and what the hell were you gonna do? leave it there? which is the same argument you say to bakugo when you walk in the door with it bundled up in your sweater as you get ready for him to shout your ear off.

he takes it away from you and tells you he’s gonna message his friends and colleagues to see if anyone wants it because he does not want a fucking cat.

though that moment never happens because that same night, the cat is curled in a ball right at the top of katsuki’s chest and it’s back is cradled by his arm in his dead sleep. suffice it to say, bkg did not get rid of the cat and he almost kicks your ass every time you bring up that it’s the only argument you ever won w him

and like hell you were gonna let it go

#bakugo x reader #bnha x reader #bakugo #cat person bakugo

[ghostbeam]

oooooh, ozzy-bee !! who would bakugou be in a horror film ??? this sounds so fun akfhakhakf ☺️

Willow!!!!! Hi hi hiiii Omg bkg….I will never stop trying to fit him into as many roles as humanly possible but for this…okay. This is so specific and u need to hear me out on this one because it’s more complicated BUT. Bakugou is the husband who doesn’t believe his wife when she says they’re being haunted…NOW HEAR ME OUT!!!!! Bakugou is skeptical you know. He’s gonna look for the most logical answer when things in his house start falling off shelves or he hears weird noises at night that’s just who he is. However, in most movies where there’s a husband like this he sucks so bad and he calls the wife crazy and it’s a whole thing but Bakugou is not like that. Bakugou wants to believe so badly, but it just doesn’t make sense to him. I think when his wife tells him he’s very gentle about it and he tries to calm her down because at the end of the day all he cares about is that his significant other is not terrified in their house!!!!

Also I think like Bakugou as a character is much more connected to the like the haunting than he thinks like okay so ajsjsksjs in insidious the husband in that like doesn’t believe the wife and it turns out that like the whole time he’s basically the reason they’re being haunted, which is how I picture Bakugou in his horror movie. Like the reason the ghosts are bothering them is because they want to get to him, so obviously there’s a scene where he’s experiencing the exact thing his wife has been trying to tell him the whole movie. And at this point Bakugou is ready to kick some ghost ass and protect his family and yes!! He lives and yes!! He protects them and yes!! There will be a sequel!!!!!

Send me ur fav and I’ll tell u which character they’d be in a horror film

#this is so long I’m so sorry ajsksjsksjsks #but will when u sent me bkg I knew IMMEDIATELY what I was giving him #but yeah no I promise he’s not the asshole husband he’s just!!! logical!!!! #he has explanations!!!!! #until he doesn’t<3 #but yeah the dad in insidious vibes but also less of an asshole than him cause bkg would never work late to avoid his family #like if u were fucking terrified in ur own house #even if he didn’t believe u like #he’d still be there for u #so yeah #omg literally never get me started on bkg I’ll go on and on and on ajsjsjsjsk #ask #mutuals! #ask game

[blushinggray]

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a little excerpt from my ph!bkg x villain!reader wip that i'm always rambling about in my tags 😊

“Once we get outta these things, I’m gonna fucking kill her, and then I’m gonna fucking kill you, shitty Deku.” Katsuki hisses.   “Kacchan!” Deku protests.  “‘Kacchan’?” Another voice suddenly pipes up from behind them and Katsuki all but jumps out of his goddamn seat. “That’s so cute! Is that a nickname? You guys must be super close.”  Fucking shit, he still can’t move his body enough to start forming heat in his palms, otherwise he’d blast you the fuck out of here just for that comment.  “SHOW YOURSELF.” He demands.  “Well jeez, I didn’t know you were so excited to see me, Dynamight.”  And to his slight surprise, you really do appear out of thin air before them, deactivating your cloaking function. And the first thing he notices is that you’ve got a new helmet. It’s just as sleek and high tech and completely matte black as the last one.  And as always, fits seamlessly with your completely stolen and upgraded super suit, leaving no part of you unprotected.   Honestly, if he had seen this kind of suit in a movie, he would’ve liked it. But the fact that he knows exactly where each of these parts integrated into your suit come from and reminds him of all the missions he’s messed up just makes his blood pressure go up.  “Or wait— can I call you Kacchan too?” You chuckle as you squat down to his eye level, then dodge a spitwad from Katsuki. “Oh come on, we’ve been flirting on and off for a little while now, Dynamight. You already got a cute little name for me, why can’t I have one too?”  “Get on your knees and die.” He spits again out of habit. There’s not much else he can do now that their mission has been compromised.  “Kacchan, stop—” “You shut the fuck up, stupid Deku. It’s your fault we’re stuck like this in the first place!” It really could not get worse, Katsuki is literally surrounded by the two people who are the bane of his existence. Why don’t they just throw his mother in here too?  “Now, now, Dy-chan, you can’t blame Deku for looking out for Hatsume-san’s work. I’m quite a fan of hers, actually.” You say, finally stepping forward towards them in their chairs. If Katsuki could feel his body right now, he’d surely tense up or at least try to take all the openings you have right now. It pisses him off so much that he’s stuck watching you walk around ready for a prime ass-kicking while he’s immobilized.

#ty nonnie!! i love all my wips but this one's my Baby 🥺 #bakugou x reader #anon #baku's behavior towards deku is a lil ooc now tho since i started writing this before the whole vigilante arc/apology #fic trivia

[deadwriter16]

Ooh, because I thought about writing a fic for it before, what about if one of them got hit with a truth quirk? But one that forces them to tell the truth about how they feel about a specific person?

oooh yes ok there are two options for this so imma do a few for each

kacchan:

kacchan gets hit with a truth quirk that basically makes it so you're in physical pain until u tell the person u feel the strongest for exactly how u feel for them, whether it be love or hate

obviously for bkg its love but deku being deku gets worried and thinks that kacchan's gonna like intensely hate him or smth because bkg is literally writhing with the effort it takes not to tell the truth. he's literally bedridden he's in so much pain

because he refuses to tell izuku he loves him. he doesnt deserve it

eventually izuku like breaks down in tears and he's like i cant stand seeing u so badly hurt please just tell me you hate me u dont have to try and protect me from your feelings i just want u to stop being in pain even if it means i have to live knowing you hate me

and bkgs like literally so mad abt this bullshit that he immediately confesses like bitch wtf?? im literally in love with you??? i-??

deku's like omg kacchan why didnt u just SAY SO and bkgs like uh bc i dont deserve u and deku's like now that's some real bullshit and like kicks bkg in the balls and then they live happily ever after

deku:

deku gets hit with a truth quirk that makes it so the first person he makes eye contact with he has to spill like everything he feels about them from love to hate to whatever and ofc its bkg

bkg is like oh shit im about to get an ass whooping bc he thinks deku's gonna like unleash all this pent up resentment abt the bullying and then like punch him in the face and yell at him

but when deku starts spilling it he literally mentions the bullying once he's like idk man it really sucked that u bullied me and u were a real asshole but also i forgive u and have for a while bc you've atoned and apologized and also ur just like so sexy and hot

which naturally devolves into deku just giving bkg like an hour long love confession he's like ...so anyway kacchan is sexy and hot and super pretty and he's so kind and caring and he's so funny when he makes all his yelly faces i love him so much kacchan's so cute :D

and bkg is like bro what the fuck and deku's like were u not fucking listening kacchan i said im in love with you god get with it man

and then they kiss kiss fall in love :)

bkdk hcs ask game!!

#thanks for asking <3 #mutual <3 #bnha #bkdk #bakudeku #my headcanons <3 #bkdk hcs ask game

[bootlickerhawks]

waaaait wait wait wait wait. I havent been online in forever and i'm not up to date when it comes to bnha. bakugo is dead???

yeah "dead" with big quotation marks because there's no way it's gonna be permanent

essentially bkg went super saiyan, scared the shit outta AFO, barely kicked ass, got punched in the chest by AFO and then his heart stopped. should also be noted that his new super saiyan mode put a heavy strain on his body

despite not having a doubt in my mind that bkg is going to be ok i will admit that the way hori drew bkg in the final page of 362 is pretty haunting

#asks #idk when's the last time you read bnha so the details are under the cut #bkg's death scare is cheesy af storywise but at least the fandom reaction has made it worth it #the reddit/twitter couple breakup is the best thing to come out of it fhfjh #we stan feminist icon bakugou for getting women away from their shitty bfs from beyond the grave

[prettyboykatsuki]

would u like to elaborate on ur baby fever with bakugou 👀👀👀👀

cw ;; fem!reader, pregnancy talk, daddy bkg, suggestive ish 

pls... 

i just think bakugou goes his whole life thinking he won’t have kids. not bc he wont want them but he’s a brash, callous man and he can’t picture himself falling in love. and when he does, he can’t picture himself staying together. and when that happens - he sees a baby and a momma in the street and thinks about it all day. you’ve mentioned you want kids before but he never said anything back bc.. he was scared. 

but he wants them, he thinks. with you. adopted or not - as long as you have a family, bakugou is a happy man. he comes home and confesses this to you half asleep in your bed. 

“i think.. we should try,” “try? try for what?” and he nudges into your neck and grunts “for some fuckin’ brats” 

the rest is history really. you do by the way - try for some brats. every time he’s home he has you pressed up somewhere, kissing you sweet and saying he can’t wait to put a baby in u. he does eventually, gets u round n big w his kids.

he’s terribly over-protective of you. for about a year - the man is out of the media unlike usual. he will bite anyone who tries to get working overtime. spends all of his free time taking care of u and ur belly. 

it makes me so.. he gets all nuzzled up to you whenever he can. scolds his future kid about kicking you and hurting you. kisses you belly and rubs it - does the thing where he holds it up for you whenever possible. just so enamored. talks about what he’ll name your baby all day

doesn’t wanna know the gender bc he doesn’t care. i know ppl see him as someone w a daughter but i love picturing him a w son. a big, chunky ass baby. bakugou knows he’s gonna be a mamas boy as soon as he sees him but god does he love him. 

splitting image of him in terms of eyes n hair. gorgeous rlly. baugou always talks to him soft - never yells. just a gruff voice soothing him through his tantrums. rubbing his back and saying “i know it’s tough little man. stick it out or you’ll wake up your mama” 

always wakes up to change the diaper bc he wants you to rest. feeds the baby when he can (gets offended when he tries to breastfeed LMFAO) but he loves him so much. 

he hates the media trying to assign him hero work so he goes live, on air, with baby strapped to his chest. he covers his ears and goes “my son will be WHATEVER THE FUCK he wants to be AND the best at it. fuck off you freaks” before kissing ur babyboy on his head and asking him if he’s hungry. 

will harass you to give him some daughters next lit as soon as he fuck can. menace but he can’t picture life without at least one more brat to take care of. he’s just so happy with you and your baby. his phone background is u n him in the hospital. 

loves playing peek-a-boo. loves carrying your son on his shoulders when he’s big enough. loves your little family more than anything in the world. when ppl ask him why he’s a hero - he softens and goes “ive got people to protect, same as you” 

#bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #I HAVE SUCH BAD BABY FEVER IM SORRY

[dynyamight]

here’s a concept: deku, a farmer boy goes out to the Wild West and encounters a cowboy kacchan. deku teaches cowboy kacchan to plant corn and take care of chickens. they then become close. after that they marry and are known at the “maize buckaroo duo.”

(this is so random hshshshsh. but the idea just sparked outta nowhere ;33)

i offer you, farmer!deku x cowboy!bkg you give concept. i create fanfic. ;33 i luv this idea & ilysm

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When Midoriya registers the fast, loud gallops outside, hitting and snapping down on the ground, he ceases his movement, before smiling hard.

The Monday morning has just started, and already there’s excitement in his chest. Those familiar sounds gave him the absolute flutters.

However, that excitement drops. Daisy huffs, back kicking at the milk bucket in an annoyed fit. Midoriya hurriedly picks it up, before all their shared, hard efforts were to go down the hay. Literally.

“Sorry, sorry!” Midoriya urges the cow, quickly smacking his wet hands on the folded towel on his knee. Then, resting a short calm palm on her snout, he whispers reassuringly, “You did amazing, today. Let’s get you back on the field.”

After setting the bucket aside, Midoriya takes the rope around Daisy in one hand, and lifts open the gate with the other. Together, they slowly make their way out of the stables, more or less. Daisy steps on Midoriya’s heels, hurrying him up.

However, stepping outside, Midoriya already knows to turn to his left, instead of his right at the gated grass field. From the sounds he heard inside, he bets on seeing Dynamite, first.

And, sure enough, turning around the corner of the stables, the proudful stallion meets his eyes, neighing a loud greeting over his way. Midoriya halts Daisy and offers a small wave back.

There’s a small jolt from Dynamite, before he starts walking, at a quick pace over towards Midoriya. Finally, that’s when Midoriya sees Bakugou, riding on the back of the horse, the finest, leather saddle equipped.

Midoriya shakes his head, smiling up. “Surprising to see you, so soon. It’s not even sunrise, Kacchan.”

“How fucking rude,” Bakugou clicks his tongue, before stopping Dynamite’s steps with a small pull. He tips his black, cowboy hat down, though barely. “Not even a damn ‘morning’ my way.”

“You’re never one for pleasantries, anyway.” Midoriya teases, pointing at his hat. “You didn’t do a full tip, you know.”

“Tch, you ain’t special.” Bakugou huffs, “Be grateful.”

Taking a few steps forward, Midoriya pats the side of Dynamite’s face. “Good morning, boy! How are you, on this fine early day?” He holds in the laugh, glancing at the scowl Bakugou sends his way.

Dynamite doesn’t give any cues of delight. But, by the way Midoriya feels the stallion lower his head, and press firmly against his hand, it’s not too far-fetched to assume he loves the touch.

On the other hand, Bakugou swats at Midoriya, face twisted in disgust. “Gross! I don’t want that fucking creature’s juices all over him.”

Behind Midoriya, Daisy stomps on the ground. ‘The field, remember?’ Midoriya imagines her quip. And, from the wagging of her tail, she’s losing her patience. Quickly.

“Yeah, yeah.” Bakugou sneers aloud, speaking directly at Daisy, “Say whatever you want. But, I ain’t wanting your spoiled cheese on my damn horse.”

“That’s not what she’s upset about.” Midoriya deadpans. “And, what? Can’t handle milk, out of all things?”

“Milk that came straight out of her tit.”

“Where else would it come from? Trees?”

“Whatever, I just don’t want that shit on my horse, for fuck’s sake.”

Though, they couldn’t argue anymore about it. With a strong force, Daisy begins to pull Midoriya away, forgoing staying another second away from her beloved grass.

Fortunately, for Midoriya’s heart, Bakugou cues Dynamite to follow, trailing right next to them. “Damn, she reminds me of my hag. So fucking dramatic.”

“Your hag?” Midoriya questions, tossing a curious head over. “Is she your dog?” He guesses.

“My mom.” Bakugou corrects, nonchalantly.

Midoriya supposes the open expression of shock wasn’t concealed well, because Bakugou lets out a laugh, turning away with a fist to his mouth. “You’re such a mama’s boy.” He snickers. It leaves Midoriya red in the face.

It’s just he would never call his mother anything, but an absolute blessing. He loves her, dearly.

The moment they step onto the wide, open area of the field, Daisy tosses her head, wanting the rope around her neck off. Hushing her quiet and still, Midoriya loosens off the knot, allowing the loop to widen, and finally, pulling it over her head, free.

As Daisy trots away, passing through the sheep and goats, Midoriya’s surprised to see Bakugou pulling himself off Dynamite. Landing smoothly on his feet, leather boots shiny with clean spurs, Bakugou fixes his hat, showcasing more of his face.

His red meets green. “Nice farm you got building.” He compliments. “An improvement from before.”

Midoriya nudges him, with a dull elbow jab. “Stop, It looks the same.”

“That ain’t true.” Bakugou firmly states. “Two months ago, this place had nothing.”

“Well, it’s still not enough to open a public business.” Midoriya sighs, readjusting the straps of his brown overalls. ”I might have to pull out another loan, in order to afford some harvest equipment for my corn.”

“Tch, that’s why you should join the rodeos.” Bakugou insists, crossing his arms to his chest. “It’s the easiest way to make money, here. Good money.”

Midoriya looks back at Bakugou, unimpressed. “Says the state champion.”

Dynamite snorts, conveniently in tune to Midoriya’s mock. It causes a slight reddening in Bakugou’s face. He quickly turns back to his horse, munching on the grass. “Shut it.”

“Anyways, I’ll find a way. Rodeo, or not.” Midoriya continues, yawning in between his words.

“Geez, where’s your damn etiquette.”

“Left it back home. With all my sins and exes.” Midoriya teases, outright. And, despite the smack over his head hurting, Midoriya can’t help, but laugh. “I’m serious!”

“You’re so annoying.” Bakugou grumbles, digging one of his spurs on the ground. “Bringing up stupid shit.”

Midoriya shrugs, still rubbing the back of head. “I promise you, I was a lady killer, where I’m from.”

“Killing those poor, innocent ladies with your bad breath.”

Immediately, Midoriya raises a hand over his mouth, puffing out an air. Though, all he can smell really, is Daisy.

God, did that mean his breath smells like Daisy? The cow?

Bakugou rolls his eyes. “Gullible Deku.” He simply states. “Your breath s’fine.”

Midoriya groans, and he tries to smack Bakugou back over the head. Though, Bakugou dodges his hand easily, leaning away.

“Making fun of a farmer on his own bought land, is an insult to his pride.” Midoriya huffs, taking back his hand.

“What are you going to do about it?” Bakugou mocks, a grin forming against his lips. “Make me work? Not a chance.”

With a lightbulb feeling running through his mind, Midoriya absolutely loves the off handed suggestion. “Actually, yes! You can help me feed the chickens!”

Turning his heels quickly, Midoriya smiles at the absolute panic in Bakugou’s voice. “Hah? What the— No, I’m not!”

“Yes, you are!” Midoriya sings aloud, taking quick steps towards the gate. “C’mon, hurry up, now! Leave Dynamite out on the grass!” He calls out, as he opens the gates, and goes into a full sprint out.

By the time he reaches the stables, goes to his feeding cabinet, shelves crowded with plastic containers and bags of nutrients for his livestock and crops, and grabs onto the chicken feed, Bakugou has begrudgingly made his way inside.

“It smells.” Bakugou complains.

“Suck it up.” Midoriya laughs, before taking a plastic bowl off the shelves and setting it down on the counter. He pours the feed inside. “I bet the rodeos smell just as bad.”

“They don’t.”

“Well, you’re being paid to say that.”

Bakugou walks over to him, standing by his side. He leans on the counter, as Midoriya lifts the feed bag back into the cabinet. “If they did, I wouldn’t do them.” Bakugou states, narrowing his eyes. “Simple as that.”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night.” Before Bakugou can insist otherwise, Midoriya pushes the bowl into his hands. He holds back a laugh, when Bakugou almost drops it completely. “Now, let’s head to the coop, shall we?”

Clicking his tongue, Bakugou grimaces. “S’too fucking early for this.”

“Hey, you’re the one who showed up.” Midoriya reminds him, as they walk to the back of the stables, where the clucks of the chickens resound louder. “Which, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s with the sudden visit? Forgot to buy eggs, from yesterday's pick up?”

“Does it matter?” Bakugou questions, instead.

That takes Midoriya aback. “I mean, not really. But, we never meet on the weekdays.” He admits softly. He takes a moment away, to crack open at the tall, wooden gate at the end of the hall.

The chickens weren’t too active, thankfully. Several of them are still sitting perched and hidden inside the coop. Otherwise, only a few were already walking around outside the coop, clucking aimlessly.

Midoriya feels Bakugou lean close to him. When he looks, he notices a chicken had passed by Bakugou’s boots, with no pay to mind. However, Bakugou was visibly losing his mind.

“Don’t tell me you’re scared.” Midoriya smiles.

Bakugou scowls, glaring right down at him. “They got bacteria. Sick motherfuckers.”

For a cowboy, Bakugou has a keen distaste for getting unnecessarily dirty. It never fails to surprise Midoriya. “Well, just wash your clothes when you get back home.”

“I got other shit to do after, you know.” Bakugou growls.

“Again,” Midoriya sighs, “You’re the one who chose to be here. I’m simply utilizing you.”

As Midoriya leads Bakugou over to the coop, he grumbles under his breath. “Gonna have to pull another loan, if you want me working for your ass.”

Rolling his eyes, he ignores the silly comment, and instead gestures at Bakugou to start throwing the feed at the nearby chickens, surrounding the coop. When he stares back, confused, Midoriya remembers the guy’s not a farmer in the slightest. “Start throwing the feed.”

Bakugou hurriedly starts tossing small amounts. “I knew that. Thought you were gonna say something else.”

It’s hard to imagine what else an open hand in air would mean, but nevertheless Midoriya doesn’t argue. The chickens awake are already bustling over, surrounding the dropped feed in seconds.

Taking a handful from the bowl, Midoriya kneels down, going close to the small crowd of chickens. He notices some of them quickly waddle over to him, instead of feed dropped on the ground. The few that come to him peck at his hand, and it floods warmth to Midoriya’s heart.

“They prefer off the hand, huh.” Bakugou comments above him.

“I would like to think that they like me, but sure.” In seconds, the feed’s all gone, and the chickens wait around him for more.

“You should kneel down, too.” Midoriya offers gently to Bakugou, making sure his voice doesn’t startle the creatures. “Feed them off your hand.”

There’s an obvious hesitation, before Bakugou gets low, kneeling next to Midoriya.

One of the chickens tries to reach into the bowl in hands, in which he pulls it away quickly. “I’m getting fucking attacked already.”

“They’re eager.” Midoriya insists.

Dipping his hand into the bowl, Bakugou raises a handful of his own. He whips his head to Midoriya, glaring. “If my hand bleeds, I demand a lawyer to prosecute you.”

They don’t even hurt that bad. Though, telling Bakugou that would probably have him second guess everything. Hence, Midoriya shakes his head. “You won’t.”

Within a few seconds of only impatient clucking surrounding them, Bakugou finally puts his hand out. In seconds, the chickens start to peck at his hand, picking up all the feed quickly.

Midoriya stares at Bakugou. He’s cursing them out, demanding them to stop pecking so hard, for fuck’s sake. And, despite the apparent discomfort from the first handful, Bakugou goes for another handful, offering his hand once more.

Again, the cussing ensues, but it’s still all Bakugou’s free will. He could have stopped at the first hand, but he didn’t. Instead, he’s still kneeling next to Midoriya, feeding these silly, rambunctious chickens.

When Bakugou definitely had better things to do.

“Why did you show up?” Midoriya asks once more, standing up. The chickens have already departed, as Bakugou had tossed the rest of the feed from the bowl, out in the open. “You only buy my products on Sunday’s.”

“Why do you keep asking.” Bakugou reflects back, opening the wooden gate open for Midoriya.

Midoriya steps in front of him, back inside the stables. Once inside, hearing the wooden gate close, he turns around, facing him. “You know, I’m not letting you off, without hearing what’s on your mind.” He softly smiles.

Bakugou stares back at him. And, for an odd moment, his eyes scan all over his face, jittering, until they cease. “You’re making this a big deal, Deku. Just wanted to check up on the farm.”

Ah, that does make sense. “Oh my— Then, why didn’t you say that earlier!" Midoriya laughs.

Bakugou shrugs. “Again, it’s not a big deal. Now, where’s the damn sink?”

Midoriya leads them back to the entrance of the stables, where the sink was, alongside various cleaning supplies perched on shelves. They wash their hands, in silence.

They don’t say much either, when they head back to the grass field, to pick up Dynamite. Though, Midoriya doesn’t mind the silence. Bakugou has a limit to his social battery, and Midoriya has grown to know when it’s time to give him his quiet and peace.

After Bakugou sits back up on Dynamite, and they walk back to the open road, around the corner of the stables, he slightly pulls the reins, causing the stallion to come to a stop. It causes Midoriya to look up, wondering if the cowboy forgot something, back in the stables.

Instead, there’s a slight flush in his cheeks. He coughs loudly, clearing nothing in his throat. “There’s a rodeo this Friday.”

Midoriya waits for the rest, but instead Bakugou says nothing else. “Oh, uh, okay? Will you be participating?”

“Yeah.” Bakugou simply utters.

Again, nothing else is said. “Well, I wish you the best of luck, then.” Midoriya offers, despite the confusion in his mind.

“Are you—” Bakugou stops, inaudibly grumbling under his breath. “I mean, the rodeo ain’t too far from here.”

“Oh!” Midoriya’s genuinely surprised, “Who would have thought? That’s a shocker.”

“Yeah. You could go, even.”

“I’m not joining rodeos. No matter how many times you demand.” Midoriya laughs.

“No, to watch.” Bakugou corrects, though the moment he slips the words, it suddenly causes his entire face to go red. “Fuck, I mean, you could watch. Other riders, and competitors, or whatever the fuck.”

Midoriya can’t seem to understand where Bakugou’s coming from. This cowboy wants him, a new residential farmer, to watch a rodeo. A rodeo, which he has never seen in his entire life.

Though, if Bakugou’s asking, Midoriya’s heart will always simply agree. “I’ll go watch, then.” He reassures him, “And, I guess I’ll cheer you on, if you’re any good.”

Bakugou’s face calms, though there’s still a stiffness in his shoulders. “Cool.”

Midoriya thinks he wants to say something more, but instead Bakugou brings his thighs closer to Dynamite, squeezing him slightly. Instantly, Dynamite starts trouting off.

Before he can call out, Bakugou looks back at him. “Starts at 7 in the afternoon! Don’t be fucking late!”

And, just with a small kick, Dynamite starts racing off on the road, Bakugou leaving Midoriya only with his thoughts.

There’s not a lot of information about the rodeo, though Midoriya knows he will most definitely ask around for the rest of the details. Essentially, it’s a nearby rodeo, that starts at 7PM. Surely, there are others in town that know where exactly is the event.

Midoriya can’t help, but drift his focus away from the rodeo, and back to Bakugou’s distant figure. Against the morning sunrise, he looks so cool.

But, a farmer like him, attracted to a cowboy like Bakugou, is so embarrassing.

#star responds #thank you for the best idea ckai !! #basically: deku has moved states in order to build his perfect farm #however all he can produce rn is milk. eggs. and oddly enough corn #& at the start. he only had his trustee ol' cow his mother had gifted him #so. when cowboy bakugou drops by the farm one day. with his horse exhausted and needing a pit stop #he stumbled upon a farmer who literally had nothing #however. his kind gentle soul causes bakugou to willingly buy his milk. which he greatly pays for #after that. he stops by every sunday. to buy whatever products midoriya has in stock. or more or less HAS #& bakugou has a definite crush on the farmer. hence. the rodeo invite #midoriya finds him attractive and exciting. but not much else. #if anything he doubts bakugou would even be interested in a lame farmer like him #little does he know ;)) #bakudeku #bkdk #ckatsudon #my beloved #FICLET

[eijiroukiriot]

every little bit (helps the fire burn) - chapter 1 of 2 (krbk)

- PJO AU - Son of Aphrodite Bakugou + Son of Ares Kirishima - Very Bakugou-Growth Focused - 15k words - Rated T -

Summary: Katsuki has spent his whole life trying to prove himself by beating down everyone who doubts him, whether they think he’s weak or because his bullshit Goddess of a mom won’t stop flinging love interests his way. That was the plan for his sixth summer at Camp Half Blood - never show weakness, even if the new Ares kid with the unwavering smile isn’t deterred by his walls.

Honestly, it's not going great.

Preview: Did Katsuki piss off one of the Gods personally to deserve this? He’s never met any of them, but if they’ve got kids, then he’s kicked their asses. Mom wouldn’t be above using her powers as cruel and unusual punishment if someone asked her to, either. It makes perfect sense, actually, when he thinks about it. In last week’s Capture the Flag game, he debuted a new battle plan that sent a record number of kids to the infirmary. He should’ve known the Gods would be petty enough to try and extract some cosmic revenge over that.  

He’s running through the faces he punched to see if there’s any whose names or folks he bothered to learn - not many - when the table shakes in front of him. 

“Mind if I sit here?” Kirishima says, and when Katsuki looks up, he meets him with that same shitty grin. He says that, but he’s already sitting at the place across from Katsuki. The worst part is, he can’t even say no - not like he’s got anywhere else to sit, if he hasn’t been claimed yet. Who could someone like him belong to, anyway. How would that even work. 

...Maybe Apollo. Those guys are always annoyingly unaware of how annoying they are.

“So we can ask for anything, huh?” Under Katsuki’s calculating stare, Kirishima eyes his own empty plate, then Katsuki’s. “That looks really good. Can I try some?” 

Katsuki douses his chicken in orange juice before sneaking it into the Aphrodite fire. 

Note: I GENUINELY...got on one of the biggest writing kicks i’ve ever been on and rode it out for a month and came out with This. writing bkg’s entire life is something that can be so personal and i’m so so excited for where the second half is gonna take this story...but for now here’s the 15k word start!! 

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#bnha #kiribaku #bakugou katsuki #kirishima eijirou #my writing #bnha percy jackson au #pjo au #trans bakugou #tagspamming a little because. okay genuinely. i think this might be some of the best writing i've ever done #my like perceived quality of it and enjoyment of having written it are like both off the charts i feel so good about this fic!! #i know that sounds presumptuous and sets up some expectations that it might not live up to but writing this was just like. FUN! #like an extremely fun and personal writing experience #it's only been like a month since i got on the huge writing kick that got me to start this again #it just feels good to get so into writing something and still feel good abt it coming out #i'm just gonna get sappier if i keep going but if you're interested please check this out and tell me what you think!! #idk if part 2 is imminent or off in the distance but it's on my mind for sure

[queenangst]

AM V NOMU IS SUCH A CLASSIC AHH. i feel like the one that made a lot of people realize "holy shit, all might is actually scary" is during the students v teachers exam. like, even the battling aside. when bkg is saying he's gonna kick AM's ass and AM is like "Oh? I wonder." and his EYES GLOW ALL INTIMDATING LIKE. HELLO??

YEAAAAAAA like so much of the time we see toshinori and all might as partly this very upbeat, smiling person/a and partly just this kind person who cares a lot about people. but don't forget what he's like when he's genuinely angry, or challenged

#asks #anonymous #apple anon #sometimes he just snaps

[lostkrbkaccount]

I love body switching quirks-

Jirou and Kiri getting switched, but their bf/gf don't know it and their trying to tell them but they can't cuz Aizawa said not to.

Aizawa: don't say a word about switching bodies, it's only for 24 hours so it's best not to make a big deal about it all..

Kiri: so we just go on with our day but as each other?

Aizawa: pretty much

Jirou: but what about our partners?

Aizawa: what do you mean?

Kiri: I'm dating Katsuki, and she's dating Momo,,

Aizawa: well I guess you're going to experience being straight for a day

Kiri: great! If Katsuki starts to get aggressive just cuddle him and stoke his hair and he'll calm down

Jirou: okay cool and a warning for you *blushes* Momo is very affectionate behind closed doors,,

Kiri: Okay!

[Later]

Momo: hey baby, wanna go back to my dorm? I have that new CD you wanted to listen to~

Kiri: what? *remembers* oh yeah sure

Momo: you're voice..

Kiri: what about it?

Momo: oh nothing it's just it's kinda deep, do you have a sore throat? It must be from all that singing! Go wait and my bed and I'll bring you some tea!

Kiri: Okay, babe!

[Meanwhile in bkg's dorm]

Jirou: w-what are you doing?

Baku: *naked, ass up and legs spread*

Jirou: Baku-

Baku: c'mon Ei, stick your dick inside of me~ want you so bad daddy!

Jirou: Ba- Katsuki?

Baku: c'mon don't make me beg~

Jirou: *blushing* oh Lord oh jesus

Baku: *whines* daddy please!

Jirou: um let's Not, tonight,, how about tomorrow instead?

Baku: *sitting up* is something wrong? You wanna talk, Ei?

Jirou: oh um no not really!

Baku: why is your voice so high pitched? What happened to your deep sexy growl- oh

Jirou: Oh? What Oh?

Baku: *covering himself up*

Jirou: Kat-

Baku: don't Katsuki me asshole! You switched bodies with one of the girls? Who are you? Mina? Raka?

Jirou: Jirou..

Baku: Ji- Jirou?! What the fuck- *gasp* you saw me horny- you saw my asshole! Where is Ei??

Jirou: with Momo is assume..

Baku: gimme those shorts and turn around- we're going to stop them!

[Momo's room]

Kiri: *resting his head on Momo's chest, scared to move*

Momo: *stroking his hair* that's my good little girl..

Kiri: Momo I-

Momo: ah ah baby, it's mommy.

Kiri: mommy?!

Baku: *kicking the door down* BABE!

Momo: Bakugou? Kirshima?

Baku: *points at Jirou's body* that's Eijirou. This is Jirou!

Momo: *blushing* oh

Baku: body switching quirk!

Kiri: I'm going to sleep in my dorm room until this is over which will be tomorrow! Then I'm gonna rail your ass so damn hard.

Baku: as much as I'd love that- it doesn't sound so sexy coming from Jirou's body..

Momo: and Jirou..

Jirou: yeah?

Momo: mommy is gonna have to punish you tomorrow for not telling me about this..

Baku: oh great you fuckers have a mommy kink too

Jirou: too?

Baku: Ei likes to call me mommy

Kiri: so what? You call me daddy!

Baku: SHUT UP!

[wolfcrunch]

is the "jirou is ableist" bcus she laughed at kaminari when he overused his quirk.......tbh this is kinda nothing compared to the other two but i just saw someone said that bakugou n deku are ?? "sibling coded"?? i get that some ppl like to see them as that BUT,,, "SIBLING CODED"???? also love ur layout deku pretty 👌

yea,, because she laughs at kami and kinda prods at him from time to time when it comes to his quirk. but jirou, like mina, isn’t trying to be malicious at all. its like what i said about aoyama - if kaminari was rly bothered by what jirou said, he’d say something, he wouldn’t sit there and take it. jirou also isn’t intending on hurting kami’s feelings either......they’re friends, its banter. smh

sibling coded??? i love it as a concept. bkdk platonic as brothers is so good. thats like, the cain instinct going into overdrive, bkg wakes up at 3 am just to go kick deku’s ass. but to insist thats the dynamic thats canon/the one horikoshi is going for? not so much.

and yess...pretty deku. i hope next week’s colour page isnt too pretty or im gonna have to change it again oop

#bnha #mha #asks #biscruff

[heleneplays]

it's exam week for me! here are some songs. a monday jam: monday, you're not so bad by jeremy messersmith. a song about getting gay married (happy lesbian visibility day to us!): city hall by vienna teng. a song that's been stuck in my head: ahay by of monsters and men.

me 🤝🏻 you

EXAM WEEK

hi i am also in week 2 of our midterms since our professors are administering tests out of the official schedule so BIG mood right there!

AND HAPPY LESBIAN DAY OF VISIBILITY TO YOU ♡♡♡ i think we should b able to commit one (1) crime with no repercussions on this day,,, me thinks ♡

AND HEY!!!! i see monsters and men and our tastes are alligning ♡♡♡ i'm looking v respectfully and currently abt to search for these!

like usual, thots & links underneath the cut ♡

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Song 1: Monday, you're not so bad by Jeremy Messersmith

My Thoughts: firstly, WHACK ! for the first time i can safely agree it's not so bad; it's lesbian day of visibility, our lovely moon goddess said gay rights by giving us a pink supermoon, and one (1) author came and choked us with new Relics 2 demo chapter; which is. really iconic!!! it's actually tuesday in my end already so honk honk 👉🏻👈🏻

Okay am listening now and??? ASFHFKLDL honk honk i'm clowning ♡♡♡ sorry monday i still do not like u but you're a queen still. BUT ALSO! the tunes. the bkg. the vocals are overwhelmingly positive i am feeling ENERGIZED and maybe ready to do some work. overall 9/10!!! and OOOO their other music is also super good!!! I'm gonna listen to everything later but UGH a girl, a boy, and a graveyard my beloved

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Song 2: City Hall by Vienna Teng

My Thoughts: HEWwo the lyrics are SO soft i love it here!!!! REALLY ICONIC OF U TO SEND THIS TODAY ♡♡♡ my lesbian heart and gay ass is so soft and tender, im sending u a soft forehead kiss if thats okay rn 👭🏽

but ALSO ugh. wish that was also like that here,,, i want to experience the highs and the lows and the softness of just going somewhere with my partner and. get married like a whole fucking goofball but first we have to kick off the homophobes in our government before we can get legislations to back up on :)

AnYwaYS 1000/10!!! Superb & Stupendous thank u for this one in particular 💖

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Song 3: Ahay by Monsters and Men

My Thoughts: LXJXKXKXLXKZ hello favorite band my beloved,,, this song now lives in my mind rent free 😳💕 it's got. a lot of potential for angst but UGH it's also. got that big maría/mc vibes YET again bc once again i'm back on my bullshit of finding meanings in the barest of hints asdfghjkl

okay but really! it's beautiful and i love it, a solid 10/10 for me ♡

also uwu personally my fave song from of monsters and men is I, of the Storm! the music, the vibes, the lyrics!!! they're just so beautiful and haunting and it hurts me bc i really fell into them around 2016/17, and i was going thru a lot of things and i just??? really felt things with them.

anyways. i really think they're super neat, thanks for bringing me back to them!

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Music aside I wish u a lot of LUCK in ur tests!!!! I hope you pass all of them with flying colors & that u stay well rested & hydrated, okay? take care ♡

personally i'm just. rolling over when it comes to my midterms bc it's just a lot of memorization so far and brain said no, but yes ♡; but i'm instilling confidence in myself bc i KNOW i can AND will pass!

Anyways thanks for dropping by today for your recs, here's a cat in return ♡

she's not mine but she's baby and loves to get ear scritches whenever i go out the front ♡

#the songs. i'm vibing very hard #thank u once again and i wish u a very good luck in your exams!!! #♡♡♡ #answered asks #anon asks #song recs #song rec anon #song rec anon my beloved #maría x mc #maría x helene #insp

[kasplode]

okay enough abt bkg.... deku next >:)

:,,) ok time to hurt my other baby boy ! (btw the OG tweet said ‘MAXIMUM potential anguish’ so. im so fucking sorry for number 2.)

TRIGGER WARNINGS IN TAGS.

1. PH!bkdk from my previous Pain Post. except lets take it a step back. bkdk are planning their futures together. they wanna be a duo. they’re gonna kick ass. they wanna work with their classmates, maybe open up their own agency? deku’s so excited, but the pressure of all might’s legacy weighs on him more and more by the day. he tells no one, but oh, it keeps him up at night. his performance as a hero, his professional appearances, his fucking private life-it’s all going to be scrutinised. hell, most of the class have been in contact with PR people since second year. but regardless of all the complicated bs, what bkdk really wanna do is make all might proud. they’re together, and their families and classmates know- there were varied responses, but it’s fine. they’re fine. but soon, kacchan starts talking about the future of their relationship. deku tries to avoid the conversation. kacchan gets upset at him for it, calls him a coward, and they argue. a lot. eventually deku cracks and tells katsuki their relationship needs to be kept hidden from the public. after weeks of arguing, katsuki snaps no, he won’t accept that. izuku sobs as he gives katsuki an ultimatum: keep their relationship secret, or they can’t stay together. they almost break up under the pressure of it all, but ultimately, kacchan agrees to keep it a secret. (it’s a shame that in the years to come, their relationship would end and be outed.)

2. kacchan is kidnapped. again. izuku fails to save him. again. but this time, there is no coordinated attack, there is no known motive, there is no rhyme or reason or suspects or any clue to where his kacchan is. weeks pass. clues are investigated (tirelessly, by izuku, who is a pro and you have no fucking right to keep me out of the office, i’ve earnt my place here, i need to keep working-!) but every thread to katsuki has been mercilessly cut. izuku doesn’t waste away, because kacchan needs him, but he doesn’t live in the time he spends searching. weeks, then months. years.izuku doesn’t let his hope (desperation need terror loneliness agony) die. and then, one day, kacchan turns up. izuku breaks who-knows how many laws getting to the hospital kacchan ended up in, getting there in record time. hope flares in his heart, bright and genuine, for the first time in years. he is met with a barely-alive, emaciated body. comatose. it’s months more before kacchan wakes up. his memory is spotty, but he knows who izuku is. he can get better.it takes only days for kacchan to make his attempt. it wouldn’t have been successful, but he was already in such a bad shape... and izuku fucking shatters. 

(I HATE MYSELF AND MY BRAIN IT KEPT GOING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE OF MISERY. FUCK. ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY THAT I AM HURTING MY BABY BOY?)

3. izuku is kind of old, for a pro. not all-m old, but pretty old. (active pros don’t usually last that long, after all) after his successor has graduated from school, izuku teaches, continuing to do as much PH work as he’s physically able to. OFA is dwindling, his time is running out.. but he still has more people to save. it’s all well and good, until villains destroy UA. Izuku & his students fight. some students escape, even. but Izuku was injured in the initial explosions, and he’s old, and OFA- gives out. he fights on, weak and in agony, as the children, his children, are hurt around him, falling one by one.

his last thoughts: i wonder if i’ll see my classmates again. i hope my successor will be ok. i wonder if ill ever be forgiven for this. im sorry.

(do u see these getting shorter now. do u SEE)

4. inko gets sick. izuku spends every second outside of class with her. she gets worse. he starts skipping class, too. (even though he mostly spends his time sat by her bedside, watching her ever-thinner form sleep) worse, still, and they don’t know whether or not she’ll die, but it could happen. izuku all but moves in to the hospital. he gets in trouble (not trouble, they just want to help, but their ‘help’ would take him away from his mother-) but he refuses to leave her side. he’s alone, most of the time. he spends days, weeks, months in the company of his mother’s shallow breathing and the beeps of the machines that keep her alive. everyone’s worried. he still won’t leave, won’t talk. once he misses enough school, they tell him he’s at risk of failing the year; he has to go back. izu doesnt know what to do

5. listen this shit is legit takin a toll lmaooo XD  im too emotionally invested in my boys so short final one: deku, quite unintentionally, loses his quirk. loses his spot at UA. loses his dreams, his future, his closeness with his class. they can’t help but move on without him, ykno? he feels fucking terrible. sinks into depression. and lives his life, quirkless once more, except now, he knows exactly what life he has lost.

#bnha #midoriya izuku #cw character death #cw outing #cw break up #cw kidnapping #implied/referenced torture #cw suicide #cw illness #cw hospital #angst #anonymous #ask meme #answered #ask to tag

[smallghosts]

Ok so AO3 is acting up and I wanted to leave a comment on "all I want" but it's just??? Not posting???? So I'm just gonna submit it here, I hope u don't mind: AAAAA for starters: fuckin love bad suns!!! This title is so fitting Ok ok I REALLY loved this story so this comment is prob gonna be pretty long: I lov lov the story line in general. How it tracks jirous work, her feelings, all w that overlying plot w Quicksilver & the secret project (hero agency)-- the plot is very engaging at all points!!! Also, I thought your fight scenes were awesome!!! A good balance of details and big picture. Don't sell urself short! the kamijirou interactions..... Holy shit thanks for my Life-- in general ur characterization of them IS AMAZIN I love how kaminaris all dopey + happy (WHEN HE MANAGED TO MANIFEST HIS ELEC SWORD THE FIRST TIME ,AAAAAAA) but also generally concern & good hearted, and how jirou is all tsundere and kick-ass, but also how much she really cAres about kami and her friends.... Every little jab she threw at his face but then the praises she (begrudgingly) thought behind his back (THE MAGAZINE!!!!) are so 😭😭😭👌👌👌 they're so perfect 4 each other I'm dying!!!! The friendships jirou has are also hella good.... Having the weekly calls with momo, "third wheel" bff sero, bkg & the band and pushing her to be better, even ojiro + their pleasant conversation, I just love slow burns bc they allow the characters to interact with more than just the pairing and I feel like the friendships can be as awesome and fun to explore as the ships!!! You have definitely done this!! There are a lot of little things that make this fic come to life. The things you spread throughout the story-- kamis affinity for junk food, jirous jacks making white noise, THE PAPER WORK, THE LOVE SONGS T___T-- add to the overall cohesion of the work and the recognizable tidbits always made me :) "also finally i can now write the kmjr sap i was born to write" BLESS U FOR THIS GOOD GOOD KMJR SAP the burn was slow but the product was worth it..... Then dancing in the kitchen... The flowers.... That domestic shit..... I'm die boy they are so damn cute and I love how you write them TO CONCLUDE: GREAT STORY, GREAT SHIP, GREAT FIC THANK U FOR WRITING AND SHARING!!!!!

reply:

first off: im so sorry i never got a notif for this!  what the heck is UP tumblr

anyway let me just… aaaaAAA THANK YOU! i’m like literally so overwhelmed with joy rn! im so glad u went out of ur way to send me this even tho ao3 is acting up! it means a lot to me :’) i am honestly speechless so just take all of my love and gratitude!!! they’re all yours!!! thank you again!!! 💕❤️💐💓💖🌹

[prettyboykatsuki]

Thinks about househusband Katsuki who waits at home for his mistress while he’s wearing a plug 😩

tags ;; gn reader, dom!reader, 18+, katsuki in an apron hnggghhhoh my god, anal (m. recieving), anal fingering, househusband!bkg, praise kink <33

a/n ;; im losing my mind actually so much. head so empty. god please bring this man to me im so tired.  literally almost died writing this. 

he hates waiting. 

of all the things in the world that bother him, other than deku and scratchy tags and forgetting to soak dishes - the thing he hates most is waiting for you to get home everyday. he knows you have to leave and he knows you kiss him every morning so he’s not so irritated about it. and he lets you leave begrudgingly. 

he’s awake before you despite being upset no matter what. he wakes up, brushes his teeth and sets out to do his tasks for you before you’re awake. a towel in the dryer so it’s warm for you, making you breakfast at the crack of dawn, ironing your clothes. he takes care of all of it for you and sneers at you when you descend down the stairs, half asleep and pressing kisses to his cheek. 

you’re the same always, a soft “morning, katsuki” followed by the squeezing of hips. and he cusses you out for it, but you continue cause you know he likes it. you know he likes you and that he’d be pissed if you didn’t. 

you eat breakfast, grateful and praising him for how good it is and then you drink coffee and kiss him for a while - at least ten minutes or he fusses about it. and then the sun rises and your off to shower and get dressed. 

when you come back presentable - suited up and dressed to yards, he blushes down the neck because he never gets over how attractive you are. he has a bento for you and everythings ready for you and you kiss him again. 

“you know i love you more than anything right?” 

“get to work, dipshit,” which is katsuki for “obviously” 

and you leave with another quick kiss and grabbing a handful of his ass and he threatens to cut your clothes but you’re off after that. and when the door clicks shut he just barely masks his disappointment. 

it’s.. rough to say the least. bakugou never imagined himself being in this positiion but he met you and all you ever wanted to do was take care of him and he let you. and he hates it because it’s.. weird how happy being like this makes him but it does. 

maybe it’s because you reward katsuki so much. you never make him feel unappreciated and he likes that.  you notice every little detail in his careful crafts, in the food he cooks, in everything and you praise him so sweetly it leaves him shaking. and you reward him with all of your attention time. 

you don’t bring work home and when you have free time, no one can get to you. you’re not neglectful but adoring and honeyed and katsuki hates himself for getting so cozy with you but he can’t help himself. 

but the worst part of his day is that he’s alone. he has stuff to to keep his busy - housework, laundry, going to the gym and grocery shopping and it works for the most part - he’s always in a rush to make dinner but when everything is set up and he’s waiting for you in the evening - he just.. hates it. 

it’s easy to do things for you because you make it easy for him to trust you. and the little glowing look in your eyes when he does something you like is enough to make him embarassing. which is why at 6:26pm he’s in the bathroom - bent over the sink. 

bakugos body is always pristine. he keeps himself groomed and cleaned and noticeably pretty though you’re unbothered by any of it. and it’s convenient for him when he has himself spread like this - one hand reaching behind him. he stretches himself out with two fingers first and a soft groan leaving his mouth when he does. 

this lube is cherry scented and he thinks it’s evil you picked it. but the smell is soothing to his heavy head, the way his body falls forward when the plug stretches him and then comes to a snug fit. and once it’s in he can feel it. he’s had bigger but the light stretch is enough to make his knees buckle when he tries to stand at first. 

he turns around and stares at before blushing.

“god i’m fucking embarassing,” 

but he keeps it in, slides his boxers back on and tucks his stiff cock up against his belly so it’s not too obvious. and he makes dinner while he waits for you to come since it’s supposed to be a surprise. 

and you come home about 20 mins after and dinners still on. the routine is usual for you, placing your bags on the couch, kicking your shoes off and immediately rushing to him. a back hug, arms around his waist - humming something soft. 

“smells good baby,” are the first words out of your mouth, breath warm on his neck. god he’s flustered “you smell good too.. like.. perfume or something,” 

he’s not sure if he’s happy or sad you’re so dense so he sighs. his ears burn and your touch makes him squirm. and he turns the heat down just a little as he greets you. 

“...welcome home,” 

you grin, shit-eating. knowing. 

“missed you today,” ― you hum, brushing his ego the way you know he likes ― “always miss you, know that?” 

“you’re so corny,” but he’s so content like this. he wants you tell him again but he bites his tongue when he feels your hands on his ass. this too, is typical of you, but he’s not expecting the rough grab. and he moans - loud and unusual. 

and you pause and he pauses and he’s so humiliated - but you’re so sweet about it, like always. and he whimpers when you do it again. when your thumb presses against the crystal stop and pushes hard and his knees buckle. and you chuckle, biting his neck. 

“that’s why you smell like that huh?” 

and that’s how he ends up - with the stove turned off and his hands gripping the counter top. your body folded over him, a hand so softly fucking the plug in and out of him. you’re so amused by it. how he looks with his knees bent. pale skin and thick thighs trembling as you fuck him so good he drools on the marble. 

“you’re always good to me baby, you know?” ― you quip, pushing the plug deep before pulling it out all the day only to shove it right back ― “got yourself nice and ready for me today, right? just for me?” 

and you lick up his neck, bite his ear as he groans. everything in his body is hot but he replies. 

“..j-just for you,” 

you smile at him, kissing him with your tongue and shifting his head to the side. the plug ends up somewhere and you replace it with three fingers and that makes him cry. it’s so much better cause it’s you and his cock drooling - red and aching between his legs. you wrap yourself around him and stroke. 

“such a good fucking boy. ‘m so lucky to come home to you, huh? my cute little husband who takes care of everything for me.. ‘m blessed aren’t i?” 

he knows the questions rhetorical but the praise and the inevitable orgasm leave him devastated and he’s sobbing and drooling. it’s so much and so good. 

“ah, don’t worry. ‘m gonna take care of you, okay? gonna fuck you nice and stupid tonigh so just cum and don’t worry. good boy,” 

of course he cums. cums so hard he almost falls, all over the counter top and losing his breath as you finger him through it and whisper about how good he is to you. how much you love him. 

god he hates waiting but you.. you always make it worth it. 

#bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #bnha smut #cw dom reader #prettyboy.thirsts #BESTIE IM FUCKING LOSE IT #OH MY GDODFKJNDSJBFJ #return to sender #informal #im so.... oh my god #OH MY GOD