holy shit we made this account when we were 14-15 in highschool and now we are 24 and live together. Now there’s gonna be more Black butler anime….. the phrase “crack” is now just “memes”,,, this world is fucking crazy
I have a crack theory that might not be too cracky.
Previously, I'd thought the fire at Phantomhive Manor was started by either the attackers (and/or John Brown) or by Tanaka (on Vincent's standing orders, in case something like this happened to him).
Well, I'd be surprised if Tanaka somehow managed to do that, considering he'd fallen from that stab wound to the back. Either John Brown or the other attackers on his/the queen's orders is still a good possibility. Particularly since I expect that John and the queen already know by then that Undertaker is a reaper.
But there's another possibility I'd never really talked about before: the reapers who came to collect all those souls. I was thinking of this during discussions about ch209, because this new reaper states there're no additional comments to make about Snake's death, even though he's in a space underground where there are body parts stored, blood transfusion equipment, and a bizarre doll who is actually Snake's killer.
You'd think he'd at least mention the odd circumstances of Snake's death, especially when there's a hunt for Undertaker and his latest bizarre dolls. I don't think this reaper is completely oblivious to what's going on; it seems to me he might be trying to actively cover up what's happening, so he's not including such details in the official documentation. It could be for selfish reasons (to avoid overtime), or it could be based on special orders he's been given.
I say that because for a long time, the reapers weren't talking about Undertaker, and Grelle didn't even know about Undertaker's past as 136649. Othello knows because he was there and he was trained with 136649. But if he's a "fugitive of legend", why aren't reapers like Grelle and Ronald aware of his history? William has been at least somewhat aware of him for a while... but he's in management. The "superiors" are finally getting reapers in collections involved with this ongoing case against Undertaker, and I suspect it's only out of necessity. If they could, they would keep the vast majority of the reapers in the dark about this deserter.
Because they consider him to be that much of a threat to their organization. For quite some time, I've thought he knows something (bad) about the organization itself, and if he spread that knowledge around to the reaper masses, there could be an uprising. We've seen it with the maids turning against Heathfield, Ada and the patients turning against the Aurora Society, and now with the top students against the orphanage. When people realize they are being controlled and harmed for someone else's benefit, they tend to rise up, and I think that's what could happen if enough of the reapers learn whatever Undertaker knows.
The "superiors" finally got serious about it, according to Othello, when they sent him from his lab to the human realm. They seem to have hoped he could make this problem go away by talking to the deserter, destroying him, or capturing him. But once Othello realized it really was him, of all reapers, he knew he couldn't handle the situation on his own... and that he and Grelle wouldn't be enough, either. That's why he sent the dove for backup.
But I think someone else in the reaper organization already knew Undertaker was involved and tried to stop him without properly documenting anything -- they tried to cover up his activities. The night of the attack, one or two reapers were sent to collect souls from the dying, as per usual. While looking through their cinematic records, the reapers saw occasional instances of Undertaker showing up in them, but the most instances would have been in Vincent's records.
Vincent's records would have had extensive chunks of memories involving Undertaker, and the information in those records (things they said to each other) could have been damning somehow. To the organization, at least. What if Undertaker admitted to being Vincent's father? What if he told Vincent secrets he knew about the reaper organization? What if he mentioned the experiments he'd already been conducting on cinematic records and corpses?
Any reaper reviewing such records might think the best thing to do is destroy all this evidence, which might hopefully destroy the information, too. Why would a reaper destroy evidence about the organization's activities, if that information could help spawn a revolution? Too much of a hassle? Doesn't understand the full implications? On someone else's orders? Perhaps the reapers sent to collect these souls were specifically told to burn Vincent's body and the manor, and those reapers did as they were told, regardless of the circumstances. I wonder what happened to any reaper who saw whatever they saw in those cinematic records.... 🤔
Whoever ordered the fire to be started, or whoever decided to start it... they did so to destroy evidence.
As well as to keep Undertaker from collecting Vincent's body and cinematic records. Because whoever this person is, they know Undertaker would have found those things useful. And they didn't want him to have access.
The end result is pretty much the same, except that now I think reapers might have actually done it, instead of attackers/John or Tanaka.
I might add warnings in certain chapters about mature content that you can choose to skip. It wouldn't affect the plot.
Summary:
You passed away and were reborn during the Victorian era. To your dismay, you discovered that you had been transported into the world of the Black Butler show after an unexpected encounter with Ciel and Sebastian. Memories from your modern life made it difficult for you to conform to the expectations of a proper Victorian lady. Things became even more challenging when you were pursued by suitors who were interested in your family status and fame. Eventually, you found a way to escape the pressures of marriage and became a nun. The irony lies in the fact that you are an atheist and would rather endure the discomfort of swallowing a cactus than believe in a deity residing in the sky, constantly judging humanity.
I was wondering if you could do a request that’s slightly crack but at the same time angst and fluff? Or you can just read this as crack because idc.
Ciel x reader but basically the reader is a criminal who is almost constantly doing things that go against the Queen but every time she gets caught, Ciel is so just—
Ciel: … Are you sorry for what you did?
Reader: yes…☹️
Ciel: she’s innocent.
Sebastian: what no—
He’s like a gentle parent that gives a gentle hit on the wrist then apologizes because he doesn’t ever want the reader to hate him or be taken away from him because he already has had all that he loves taken from him. So no matter if the reader is using him or not to get away with things he will always vouch for her innocence. So he makes Sebastian frame people for the readers crimes. And Sebastian is getting sick of it because of how repetitive it’s getting.
Turn The Other Way - Ciel Phantomhive
A/N: I had a lot of fun writing this one! I hope you like it! Also, today is the first ‘fanfic Friday’ as I’m gonna call it. And requests are still open! <3
Warning/s: mentions of murder, arson
You were much like Snake, a lost ally of the Earl Phantomhive with nowhere to go. Similar to Snake’s upbringing as a servant, you met Ciel and Sebastian during one of their missions from the Queen. You were actually not involved with the case what-so-ever, but got caught up in one of the duo’s man hunts as they chased after someone they thought was the criminal. They ended up chasing you, mistaking you for the man they were looking for.
The man in question was a skilled arsonist, setting fires all throughout London without being caught. One would call it a coincidence that you had nothing to do with this case until you were caught by Sebastian and CIel. They apologized, releasing you and explaining what they were trying to do and who they were trying to catch. You brushed them off, rushing to get home. What the two didn’t know was that you had just robbed a small store, and were on the run back home.
It didn’t take much longer for you to run into the two again, accept this time it was much worse. You ran home to see smoke billowing into the dark sky common from the direction of your apartment. You arrived on scene, seeing someone hiding in the dark smoke of your now-burning home.
Being a skilled criminal, you knew a thing or two about escapism, making it easier to catch the man who had burnt your home to a crisp. He was fast, and you’d admit he was also very skilled, but so were you. It didn’t take long at all to catch him and tie him up.
You were dragging him by the rope you tied him with, swearing at him and threatening to end his life when you bumped into someone. Being in your current terrible mood, you began yelling at the person you ran into, not realizing it was Sebastian until you managed to get a good look at him.
“Here’s the guy you were looking for,” you growled, shoving the skilled criminal into the butler. “Too little too late.”
Ciel stood close by, watching as firemen attempted to quell the flames of the burning apartment building. “Is this your home?”
You glared at the Earl, then growled, “Yeah. Like I said, too little too late. I caught the guy and I wasn’t even looking for him.” All you had left of your belongings was a small backpack field with a spare outfit and everything you had stolen just hours ago. You adjusted the bag on your shoulder and turned to leave. “Thanks for nothing, guard dog.” You turned your back to the two, stomping away in anger.
“Wait!” Ciel exclaims, gripping your wrist to stop you from leaving. “Come with us.”
You raised an eyebrow, turning back to the boy. “What?”
“Come with us,” Ciel said again. “You are clearly skilled in something, and you caught the man we’ve been looking for for 4 days, in just an hour.” Ciel smiled ever so slightly. “We could use you. Come be a servant at Phantomhive Manor.”
You shook your hand from his grasp with a scowl. “Why would I want to serve you?”
“We can make a deal,” Sebastian offers. “If you serve Lord Phantomhive, we will provide you with housing and meals, free of charge. All we ask is that you accompany us on any missions we may require you of, as well as completing daily household chores.”
That’s how you came about becoming one of Ciel Phantomhive’s maids. You were spiteful at first, and you had the right to be. Afterall, the Queen’s guard dog failed to save your home, and all of the very few belongings you possessed. But after a few months, you got used to your new life, and dare you say you even enjoyed it. Your room was small yet larger than your old one, and you were allowed to decorate it any way you pleased. The food was excellent, incomparable to the scraps you had to eat as a criminal.
Living with the Earl made it difficult to keep up with your hobbies.The manor’s other servants kept a close eye on the property, making it nearly impossible to sneak out. So you took your off time on missions to sneak off and break every rule the Queen had set in. You weren’t entirely sure why you found it so enjoyable to be rebellious against the Queen, but it filled you with adrenaline that you couldn’t find anywhere else.
You were staying in London with Sebastian and Ciel. You were used to the system by now, hunting day and night for whoever, or whatever, you were looking for. You were often left to your own devices, since Ciel ended protection 24/7. This left you open and available for whatever you desired. Today’s task was vandalizing a new monument the Queen was having built in Central London.
You gathered everything you needed, buckets of brightly colored paint, gloves, and paint brushes. You snuck through the quiet city, enjoying the peacefulness of it all. The unfinished monument left vulnerable, practically asking to be messed with. Smiling widely, you dipped a gloved hand into an open bucket of yellow paint, taking a handful and splattering it across the monument.
You were 3 colors in when you felt someone grab your hand tightly, keeping you from flinging more paint.
“Y/N?” You froze, breath stalling as you hear Ciel’s voice from behind you.
“Yes master?” you say quietly, afraid of what the boy would do to you. Was he going to fire you? Kick you out and make you live on the streets?
“What are you doing?”
“It seems as if she is vandalizing the Queen’s new prized monument,” Sebastian answers with a glare. The demon awaited for Ciel’s punishment with great joy. Sebastian liked you, don’t get him wrong, but he knew there was something up with you since day 1. His glowing red eyes turned to Ciel with a wicked smile. “How should I punish her, my lord?”
Ciel did not look at Sebastian, eyes still on you. He looked over you, and then your new work of art. He sighed, then asked, “Are you sorry?”
You raised an eyebrow in confusion and Sebastian’s smile dropped almost instantly. “Huh?”
“Are you sorry for what you’ve done?” Ciel asked again, staring at you as he awaited your response.
“Sir, with all do respect,” Sebastian interrupted. “Y/N deserves to be punished and turned in to the Queen for her crimes.”
Ciel raised a hand to silence his Butler. “Y/N, are you sorry?”
You were beyond confused but answered the boy with a soft, “I’m sorry master. I feel awful.”
Ciel straightened, then finally turned to Sebastian. “She’s innocent.”
Sebastian shook his head with shock. “What?!”
Ciel began walking back towards the place the three of you were staying. “Y/N, follow me. We must get you cleaned up. Sebastian, pin this on someone else. We will continue our search for John Doe tomorrow morning.” Turning to look at Sebastian one last time Ciel sternly said, “That’s an order.”
You shot a sly smile towards Sebastian, then followed the Earl. “Yes, sir.”
Sebastian grumbled, but bowed slightly. “Yes, my lord.” He shot you a glare before disappearing.
You weren’t sure why Ciel let you off the hook, but you didn’t complain. In fact, you pushed your luck, letting yourself get caught every time you tried to steal, vandalize, or rob. Each time, Ciel asked you if you were sorry. You’d say yes, fein a pout, then watch as Sebastian would growl, then grumble as he’s left to clean up your messes.
After one night where picking up after you was particularly brutal, Sebastian came grumbling to Ciel. “Why do you excuse her behavior?”
“I’m sorry?” Ciel asks with a raised brow. “Who are you to question my actions?”
“She’s a criminal, my lord,” Sebastian continued. “She should not continue to be around you with this behavior.”
“Has she ever harmed me or my name?”
“No, but-”
“Then leave it.” Ciel barked, standing from his spot on the bed where Sebastian changed him from his night clothes. “I cannot lose anyone else. As long as she is safe with us, you will continue to watch after her and keep her from being caught by the queen.”
Sebastian took a deep breath. “I did not know that you felt this way about Y/N.” Bowing lowly, he continued. “I will protect her as I do you, my lord.”
“Use me as an excuse if you have to,” Ciel sighs. “I don’t care. Make sure she stays with us.” He couldn’t risk losing you. Whether you truly were using him, or just doing this due to old habit, you were all Ciel had left. He couldn’t risk anything happening to you or the other servants, so as long as he’s alive he is going to see you as innocent and keep you out of harm’s way of the Queen.
they need to animate the rest of black butler yes for the green witch arc as i always say but also because i’d love to see some official anime art in the same vein as this:
where ciel stands all proudly like uwu i’m such a horrible little guy, look at the boyband i made
We all know that Sebastian is a raven, but what if sometimes he just started acting like a seagull? Like stealing your food or waiting for you to give it to him?
help i saw pins on pinterest where the butlers got hit in their ahaha and i was wondering if youd make a headcanon on when aruji sama gives them that k.o. in their yes (why is this so goofy)
Omg XD this is ☆ amazing ☆ I am dying rip the butlers best request in the world l love this fandom so much
- ⚠ warning: swearing - very much crack - butlers suffering - A LOT OF OOC-
- ☆ gn reader
- ✎ Please do not Reupload on anything other than Tumblr!
- ◇ enjoy <3
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○ - Boschi Arenas,,ボスキ・アリーナス - ●
Confused as fuck why why just why did you that aruji-sama?!
Faceplate on the floor holding his yes help him-
Doesn't how would he feel it's mad or pain or whatever.
You have 3 seconds to run aruji-sama/jk.
Confused in pain.
Now he very careful.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARUJI-SAMA WHY THE F- OWW!"
-◇ Lucas Thompscie,,ルカス・トンプシー◆
This bitch- smiling on outside suffering inside
Was probably drunk as fuck- (this is the first time I wrote so much swearing in headcanon-)
Lamli doesn't know if he is mad or scared someone help him-
Stares at you dead in the eye.
Run just RUN!/jk.
"Aruji-sama please don't do that again-"
It's deadass crying while holding into his yes.
- ◇ lato Bacca,,ラト・バッカ ◆ -
Stares at you dead in the eye with smile
This bitch just smiles at you while stand up ignore the pain in his yes
"Aruji-sama you are very strong it would be an Honor to fight against you."
Run just RUN! For real this time
Flure holding him back while you hiding behind miyaji-
He was probably scaring you so you have every right to kick him in the nuts and everyone else
You will be missed
- ✄ Flure Garcia,,フルーレ・ガルシア ✄ -
It's crying who could you monster/jk.
Its confused "why aruji-sama? :C"
Lato wants to murder you :] flure doesn't let him
You better hangout with him after the pain he has been in >:C
Forgives you since he sweet baby and loves you so fucking muc- *get slapped*
He thinks this is like training him to hold the pain of someone kicks him in the nu- no it's not baby-
- 旦 Berrien Cliane,,ベリアン・クライアン 旦 -
Pt 2 of smiling on the outside and suffering inside.
Questions his life choices why just why.
Stares at you while on the ground
Smiling and crying
"Why aruji-sama :,]"
Send the butlers help from their Aruji-sama.
Not this being requested I think 7 or 6 march and I just posted this march 12 what the fuck me :>
Here a rain video and yes I suck at take photos and videos and yeah that it's my grandparents house
And best thing it's MY SCHOOL SHUT DOWN WHICH MEANS THAT NO ONE WENT TO SCHOOL :D YAYY and I did not plan on going to school on fucking Monday why do I always come back with the most random things in my life