Jimmy has reverted to his kitten-era Big King Cuddler ways as a senior. He’s extremely affectionate. He’s also a bit of a bastard man still.
I used to tell people I had two and a half cats.
“How do you have half a cat?!” they’d invariably ask.
One of them’s half demon, I’d say.
He’s mellowed out a lot in his old age (he’s 12)…except when it comes to his arch-nemesis Tigger, and dogs.
He is afraid of dogs, but he’s also an ex-feral and can be mean as a rattlesnake when he feels threatened, and his partial Siamese heritage means he’s got a voice like a foghorn…so while he’s afraid of dogs, the dogs are all terrified of him.
Enter Becca. She’s the latest trainee. She’s new.
November, one of our kittens, loves Becca, and Becca really liked Novi too.
However, Becca got it into her head that it would be smart and fun to chase Novi’s bonded sister Fang around. Not like “haha come on let’s play” chase, but head-down, “I’m going to hurt you” chase.
My mom and I verbally corrected Becca when we caught her doing this shit, but almost before we were done doing so, a black blur FLEW at Becca’s face like a flying lemur out of the Gates of Hell itself, and Becca learned the hard way that, friend or not, you DO NOT fuck with November’s sister.
Becca steers clear of Fang now.
That was I think two or three nights ago. So with that background in place, tonight Becca decided that it would be smart and fun to fuck with Jimmy the same way.
He SWIFTLY explained to her how mistaken she was, both with his foghorn howls of “You are about to meet your fucking doom” warning and the claws he keeps on a hair trigger. The other dogs looked on and looked away as if to say, “Not my business.”
Becca once again retreated.
But Jimmy, feeling the pulse of his infernal roots, decided to go one step further.
He sat down in front of the crate that her food bowl was in so that she'd have to get past him to eat, and by that point she was already much too scared of him to try it.
Guess he’s still got a li’l demon in him after all.
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May we please see pictures of the beast?? 🥺
Always <3
Here she is attempting to intercept any rogue brain cells that might be floating by (she has yet to succeed)
We’re slowly getting more and more sunlight hours here, which means melting time in our household
And finally, the sight that greeted me as I woke up from a nap recently. I cannot put the threatening aura of this image into words. Enjoy!
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