you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
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Danny is being held for ransom, on the grounds that "Oh come on, lookat 'im! He's gonna get adopted by Wayne at some point!"
There's a problem with that; he's in Star City, not Gotham.
Normally, he'd just phase through and disappear, but they're livestreaming it.
Also, the livestream has gotten...weird.
Apparently Wayne is willing to pay the ransom, but Oliver Queen is also willing to pay the ransom, and is saying he has more right to pay it since Danny is in his city. They're having a ransom competition with each other. The kidnappers are begging them to stop, but they won't.
They've reached 4.5 billion in ransom money, and are still trying to outbid each other.
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
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I fucking swear....
There was already a Black Mirror episode about why this was a bad idea! Ten years ago! It had Hayley Atwell!
How the fuck can you say that and not think you're a sci-fi villain?
Just... I'm so tired of this tweet being so accurate.
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so like he doesnt have any legs. he didnt fuck that old man, sorry.
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a lovely vampiress graces your dash... 🕷🕸๋࣭ ⭑
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I am well aware that "I will starve to death until you feed me with your food because I refuse to eat something that isn't yours" is not the healthiest way Luffy could've solved WCI but have you considered I like my romance extremely codependent to the point of literal death if they are not together
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