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firebirdfandoms · 2 days
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Hatchetfield ass location
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Please, I need more friends who like Starkid!
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nobark-allbite · 1 day
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i’m tired of you bitches not acknowledging jamie lynn beatty for the absolute legend and star that she is
she needs to play a lead sometime soon!
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Describing my favorite musicals in the most convoluted ways
(Since no one got my “ah yes my favorite musicals” post and it’s funny to confused people)
Bleach cleans out red gunk (worst fucking person you’ve ever met) and indirectly causes two (allegedly gay) boys to get shot, traffic lights are the reason why a Highschool almost gets blown up. Blue girl and her homocidal boyfriend fight in a boiler room
Local Canadian magic mystery man and a rat torture children’s souls in the after life only to lead them all to realize a happier mentality and revive a mysterious female deer
The embodiment of capitalism and his philosophy assistant fight a widowed man and a bunch of children while a selfish woman starts a cult in order to build a giant door (Russia’s door causes Moscow to explode)
RANDOM ASS BLUE SHIT RUINS AUTISM RIZZ AND EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT
An analysis of Highschool hierarchy, stereotypes, and systemic problems portrayed through the lens of a half sided murder mystery and children fighting elderitch horrors beyond their control …again. WITH GUNS AND A MAGIC BOOK THIS TIME!!
Using the fundamentally misogynistic ideology of female spectacle and the male gaze through hyper-femme pop stardom in a concert to evolves girl power into its final form. Casually keeping everything JUST A TEENSY BIT QUEERCODED
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cindytoast404 · 2 days
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more hatchetfield textposts bc i cant stop making these
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Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
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nico-tines · 2 days
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genuine question for hatchetfield fans
how do you believe each of the lords in black manifest their powers ??
ill go first
Pokey: This is the most obvious as we know he can actively take over people in hatchetfield/outside of the black and white using blue shit, but i also believe he can cause hallucinations (similar to what Lex experiences in Yellow Jacket at Toy Zone) where he appears as the doll in visions or people start to hallucinate blue shit everywhere around them in the place of blood.
Wiggly: Wiggly appears as the doll and can clearly cause mass hysteria/infatuation with him, but that power seems to not work on everyone (Lex and Hannah are good examples). The way that Wiggly can cause this kind of hysteria is by preying on anyone who deeply feels like they are missing something in their life, so i think his main power is manipulation of those he sees as weak or in need. I also believe he likes to send out his followers (like wilbur) to do his dirty work for him, rather than putting in the effort himself life the capitalist overlord he truly is. He is not actually the most physically powerful of his brothers, but he is the smartest in his manipulation tactics to stay the leader of the group.
Blinky: Blinky either can take over others in a way similar to Pokey without fully taking away their consciousness. Or he is able to send minions outside of the black and white similar to Wiggly. Either way, he will always be the watcher. He doesn’t use his powers as often to create mayhem, but he enjoys watching others suffer and creating drama. His main power manifests through the purple eyes that are always watching in different corners of hatchetfield, but I also believe he can cause overwhelming anger and panic in the people he decided to mess with. He can control the emotions of others to cause chaos that he likes watch. (an explanation of how Bill got so crazy at Blinky’s World)
Tinky: Tinky is difficult to say as his intervention in the only episode that revolves around him is seemingly all in Ted’s head. I think that he is able to create rifts in the time space continuum like Ted’s office, and in those little spaces he has power to worm his way into peoples heads. Giving them hope of the future and then using that to his advantage to take that away. Eventually trapping those he messes with in the bastardards box. He loves breaking people down piece by piece through his time manipulation.
Nibbly: Nibbly is really interesting to me, specifically because he doesn’t seem to affect anyone outside of the day of the Honey Festival. I think he’s entirely fueled by hunger and greed with very little brains or scheming unlike his brothers. But I do like the concept that he can cause a ravaging amount of greed in anyone he wants to possess. Sometimes that’s hunger, sometimes it’s for material possessions or money. His followers seem to be filthy rich, and filled with a hunger for more power. When he feels like messing with someone he causes them to ruin their relationships surrounding them through an uncontrollable greed.
These are mostly just headcanons so let me know what you all think, and if you guys have any other ideas for powers with each of them!
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alaura-matthews · 16 hours
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Sorry, npmd Paul isn’t the real Paul. Sure he’s cute but- why the hell would Paul join the damn neighborhood watch? Paul in Tgwdlm and bf would not care about anyone who isn’t important to him or Emma. He wanted to dip town in Black Friday, so did Emma. Sorry, that’s some 23 crap goin on there
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y’all are stupid as fuck the main character of black friday is shopper 4
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blueberry-bar · 2 days
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Nightmare Time By Me Pt. 1
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shadowess · 2 days
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Ok, so, the hilarity over Hatchetfield Au's is, is it an Au, or is it a different timeline? The way I see it, hypothetically, what if all our au's are connected? As in, metaphorically, what if it's all cannon (Not really, but bear with me).
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bubbiegumprincess · 2 days
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me when
starkid fans when they hear Linda, black friday, wiggle, foster, doll, Nordstrom, black coffee, blue goo, business suits, piano, "show stopper", numbers, seeds, just a list of male names, swamped, sugar in their coffee, meteor, nerds, bowties, homecoming, dirty dudes, and letterman jacket
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dyingnerdyprude · 19 hours
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lords in black bracelets!!! <333
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zemedym · 17 hours
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So I've just finished watching Black Friday and I hate to say it but, uhh, this guy
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Wiggly
he awfully reminds me of Alzák. (If you don't know Alzák, you're very very lucky he's a mascot of a huge Czech company, it's kinda a cultural thing and — you know what, why don't I just show him?)
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Here.
Look at him.
I mean, even the theme fits! The whole desire for products and sales... And he's a fucking alien! And look, they even make plushies —
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and if that didn't convince you, this will.
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it's literally
it's
I'll try to find an actual video ad once I'm able to but like... come on. I can't be the only one who sees this
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nanxq · 1 day
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i want to see sheila and linda fighting
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lexgrace stimboard :3
⛧ with black & white cat stims !
☾ rq'd by 🌟 anon !
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someguyiguess · 4 months
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pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
stay home
dont even think about going to a store
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