If McNamara had given Lex a lightsaber instead of a gun the world probably wouldn’t have ended

Check out my unboxing video for Vinegar Syndrome black Friday sale haul. Please like, share, and comment.

Okay wait but why is Wiley like, legitimately hot. The triple denim outfit is a crime against humanity. But just… I don’t know. Could be my Joey Richter crush talking, but idk. Man looks hot af.

aUdits up y’a eArs

auDiTs in y’a yinyang

AuDiTs in y’a wAzoo

(also this is for @/zowiecash’s dtiys on instagram!)

Hannah: I get my news from the only reliable source

Lex: Which is?

Hannah: The creepy voices in my cryptic dreams

Part 14 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Paul: WAIT SINCE WHEN WAS MY PHONE AT 1%

Charlotte: OH NO

Ted: Oop-

Bill: Rip

Emma: mood

Part 13 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Alice: Guys guess what

Deb: Snail

Deb: Snail

Alice: No-

Deb: Come out of your home

Deb: Come out to play

Alice: Okay nevermind you made it weird it doesnt matter anymore

Part 9 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Hannah: Noooooooo don’t suffer alone :(

Lex: Nooo don’t suffer alone :(

Ethan: I willq suffer alone

Becky: Noo don’t suffer alone :(

Ethan: I woll suffer alone

Ethan: And keep beung ynable to spwll

Hannah: On dnto sufref aonle

Lex: On ew lvoe oyu

Part 8 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Tom: Remember kids, bullying is never okay unless it’s for a good reason

Ethan: Just like arson.

Part 6 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Deb: See I am ✨stupid✨

Alice: You’re ✨tired✨

Deb: That’s ✨fair✨

Alice: …✨

Deb: ✨yes✨

Part 5 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Ethan: Matanence

Ethan: Manateence

Ethan: Matinance

Lex: Maintenence

Ethan: Matinence

Ethan: Thank you Lex

Lex: I can’t spell it either

Ethan: Wait wtf there’s an N?

Part 4 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Ethan: :O that would be AMAINF

Ethan: *AMAINF

Ethan: shit

Ethan: *AMAZING

Lex: Amazon 👌

Hannah: It would be Amazon

Part 3 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Deb: That’s kinda ✨🏳️‍🌈G A Y🏳️‍🌈✨

Alice: It was at my school which means my school is now gay

Ziggs: Gay school

Alice: Gay gay school

Deb: Gay school gay gay school

Part 2 of StarKid as actual text conversations I’ve had

Deb: love,,, sleep.

Alice: SLEEP IS FOR THE STRAIGHTS

the drowsy town files.

video 12: Interview with the Homeless Man

Paul and Emma invite the mysterious Homeless Man over to ask him what he knows about T'noy Karaxis.

ao3 link

I painted something it’s them

Ted: I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick

Paul: No offence Ted but you’re definitely the sidekick