#black widow's deliberately ambiguous age

[bookishbrigitta]

INT. LOUNGE. NEW AVENGERS FACILITY. DAY.

Darcy: ...So yeah, I’ll call a god a douchebag if I want to. He called my best friend a goat!

Bruce: That’s terrible. Being a king shouldn’t put you above common decency, and any family would be lucky to have someone as kind and intelligent as Jane.

Tony: Yeah, plus, like, inbreeding? You need fresh blood in there now and again, otherwise you end up with this dude...[shows pic]

Tony (grinning): ...bleeding you dry. Eh, Natasha?

Natasha just glowers.

Tony: Uh, too soon for a Rasputin-hemophilia joke?

Natasha: No. Just that Grigori and I did not exactly part on good terms.

Tony (splutters): How old are you?!

#tw: blood mention #MCU #marvel #black widow's deliberately ambiguous age #history jokes #darcy lewis #thor movies #tony stark #natasha romanov #grigori rasputin #royalty #queen victoria's bloodline #i'll see myself out