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larks-birdhouse · 9 days
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some blackout poetry from a homophobic christian post <3 the last one is what was left if i turned on all the layers at once
please do not try to find or harass this person. they are likely just uneducated and do not deserve to be dogpiled
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transcript 1: “Please pay for transgender top surgery. We are poor”
transcript 2: “transgender gay blasphemers slay pop off”
transcript 3: “transgender gays are cool We are all swag”
transcript 4: “transgender”
(tagging @fixing-bad-posts because their blog inspired this! thank you for your work <3)
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oathed-milk · 10 months
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Doing my obligatory post so I don’t break A) hallowed Rule from previous, now-defunct (imo) hellsite, and B) get apparently shot on sight by the tenants of new hellsite
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slimylittlemaggot · 14 days
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OH YN GOD OLAY SO I NEED TO RANT FOR A MINUTE ABOUT THE HORRIBLE WRITING IN CANDACE OWENS "BLACKOUT" BOOK
So, for starters, I got this book from a little free library, so I didn't pay for it. I would never pay for it, and honestly NO ONE SHOULD not because blah blah blah opposing viewpoint blah blah blah bad author blah blah blah harmful stereotypes blah blah blah doesn't know what she's talking about (even if those are all true) BUT BECAUSE SHE'S JUST SUCH A BAD AUTHOR.
She'll start off a chapter talking about one thing, like saying that cats don't like water, and then goes on to SAY SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED WITHOUT SAYING HOW THEY RELATE, AND THEN JUST EXPECTS THE READER TO KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS. She'll go and say, "Oh, cats don't like water, so the sky is green." AND THEN EXPECTS US TO JUST KNOW HOW SHE CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION???? Like, one chapter she talks about how she used to have an eating disorder and would go partying every night, how she had no rules and would get into fights, right? AND THEN SHE SAYS THAT THATS LEFTISM UNLEASHED. Doesn't say HOW that's leftism, just says it, and then the chapter ends.
Second point, SHE DOESN'T USE ANY ACTUAL EVIDENCE/STATISTICS TO SUPPORT HER CLAIMS. In one of her chapters, she was talking about how women will falsely accuse men of rape, which IS real and something that needs to be addressed, but then instead of sharing a few stories of how that can hurt people and show some statistics that show how often rape claims are proven false, SHE LISTS THREE STORIES. THREE. ONE OF WHICH WAS A LADY MISTAKING A LITTLE BOYS BACKPACK HITTING HER BUTT FOR HIM SLAPPING HER ASS (Which still isn't cool, considering the boy was very young AND ALSO OF COLOR, SO THE LADY PROBABLY CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION BASED ON HIS RACE) AND THEN GOES ON TO SAY THAT MOST RAPE CLAIMS ARE FALSE AND JUST MADE UP BECAUSE THE WOMEN REGRET IT THE NEXT DAY. Doesn't show any ACTUAL statistics. Doesn't go on to mention the amount that ARE REAL.
Third, when SHE DOES bring up statistics, SHE'LL USE TWO DIFFERENT STATISTICS TO HELP HER ARGUMENT. In one chapter she was brought up some statistics on PREVENTABLE deaths in white people, and then lists BOTH PREVENTABLE AND UNPREVENTABLE DEATHS IN BLACK PEOPLE and then draws conclusions! YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT STATISTICS, THOSE DO NOT MEAN THE SAME THING.
Fourth, she'll mention articles that she's read, and EVEN QOUTE THEM! But she won't cite them! She won't give us a name! She just drops then there, interprets them, and then doesn't say where they came from. Like, once she was talking how FDR supposedly prolonged the great depression, she says that there was an article PROVING that, and then QOUTES THAT ARTICLE, but doesn't say the name of it! ON TOP OF THAT, THE QOUTE SHE USED DIDN'T EVEN MENTION HOW FDR PROLONGED THE DEPRESSION!!
Fifth, SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO INTERPRET EVIDENCE. Like, in the example above, she quoted an article that supposedly talks about how FDR prolonged the great depression, right? Well, the qoute ACTUALLY just talks about how many policies that FDR promised would help many black people in America really DIDN'T help. Like at all. And then she goes on to say, "SEE! SO THAT MEANS THAT SOCIALISM IS BAD!"
AND THIS ISN'T EVEN GETTING INTO ALL THE THINGS SHE JUST GETS FLAT-OUT WRONG!! THIS ISN'T EVEN GETTING INTO ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS SHE SAYS, OR THE REALLY WIERD, RANDOM THINGS SHE SAYS OUT OF LEFT FIELD!!! THIS IS JUST ABOUT HER HORRRIBEL WRITING!!! SHE SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!! THIS IS, LIKE, HIGHSCHOOL LEVEL THINGS THAT SHE SHOULD KNOW!!!! AND SHE DOESN'T!!!!!
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samijami · 10 months
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I'm sorry, but the whole proposed Tumblr blackout (strike)?
No.
I'm not, and I recommend others don't.
You guys don't know how sacred Tumblr is at this point. We're holding refugees from the hellsite Twitter, and now even Reddit after people did strikes. And to strike on the strikers and their newly acquainted comrades? Why?
I understand Tumblr mobile is fucked, but we've been dealing with this shit for awhile. And to get it fixed isn't going to work in the blink of an eye (just leaving a few days). And the also proposed indefinite blackout? No!
All I have is Tumblr, I have nothing else. I barely even use other apps. I would have nothing to do if I didn't have Tumblr. I'd become some Roblox obsessed geeky bitch who stays up till 4am roleplaying with AIs if I didn't atleast have Tumblr to go to. I'd have no social media to connect with people, which is the only damn thing keeping my mental state semi-in check at the moment.
And plus, I couldn't give up the people I know and have grown to love on here. This may also be a hellsite, but I love this hellsite. Even if I were to agree with this blackout and join along, they wouldn't do anything. It doesn't work like that. Nothing works like that, you'd be wasting your time. And the only decent site up right now.
Do you want to give up the only site that most people have and black it out, or do you just want to complain enough that they fix the issues we're having? Though, neither will work, and I know that, but what else are we to do? Empty out the only site we have, the refugees have aswell? God forbid people have to turn to Instagram. And I can't turn to Instagram, I just can't. Snapchat is just off the market for turning to. We can't turn to anything else to preserve our sanity like Tumblr does.
And think about how personally this affects people, like me. I'm not allowed on any social media except Tumblr and Zepeto. All my friends on Zepeto have deactivated their accounts, so I barely go on there anymore but to fuck with templates. My 1k followers on there? (cuz I was one of the first people on the site when it was in beta). Well, they're dropping, down into the 900s now. I just gave up on having hope in that site. I'm already on there, and the (albeit very little) hype to it has died. That, I can't turn to.
Tumblr and the people on it are the only thing that is keeping me alive. I don't want my friends striking and leaving me here, I don't want it to turn to me being the odd one out and having nobody here to talk to. I just don't want to hurt this Satan ran hellsite. I don't want to. It's just too personal for me.
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memeingovermemes · 2 years
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the blackout club -- sentence starters ( ii ) :
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❝  can we go already?  ❞ ❝  come on! before i lose my nerve...  ❞ ❝  game faces... let's do this!  ❞ ❝  if you guys need me, i'm there.  ❞ ❝  i'm ready. i mean... reluctantly.  ❞ ❝  ready, you guys ready?  ❞ ❝  ready?  can we please do a cool slo-mo walk this time?  ❞ ❝  while we're young, maybe?  ❞ ❝  can't do much, but i can aim.  ❞ ❝  i best not miss.  ❞ ❝  i am the night! ...kinda. i'm... night flavored.  ❞ ❝  sure. i drank three sodas and climbed a rope... once.  ❞ ❝  what?  i like heights.  ❞ ❝  i want the shocker... heh.  ❞ ❝  stun gun's rechargeable, so...  ❞ ❝  club's calling, y'all.  ❞ ❝  focus, guys, new mission.  ❞ ❝  new message from the club.  ❞ ❝  gotta catch my breath...  ❞ ❝  (panting) hang on! hang on, hang on... ❞ ❝ h-hold up! ...i'm wrecked...  ❞ ❝  i gotta' rest a sec...  ❞ ❝  i'll be -- i'll be okay...! i think...  ❞ ❝  two seconds... okay, ten seconds...  ❞ ❝  knock it off!  ❞ ❝  flashlights down! i'm gonna' take that thing away!  ❞ ❝  get that light off me!  ❞ ❝  hey! you're lighting me up!  ❞ ❝  don't wanna' die down here. just give me a nice... breakfast nook!❞ ❝  how long did it take them to build this place...?  ❞ ❝  how far down are we...? never mind. don't tell me.  ❞ ❝  i know this place...  ❞ ❝  i love this, just loving this! the darkness, the dirt, and cold. it's like an evil spa.  ❞ ❝  i'm not scared... just living my best life.  ❞ ❝  it's all real. this is... real.  ❞ ❝  it's like a real life dungeon...  ❞ ❝  i've seen this before... dreams, but... not mine...  ❞ ❝  looks like a... what does it look like?  ❞ ❝  sleepwalkers built this? how in god's name...  ❞ ❝  the place feels, uh... familiar.  ❞ ❝  this place... why with this place?  ❞ ❝  wonderful... back down here.  ❞ ❝  stuff happens, parents worry, that's how it works. haha.  ❞ ❝  c'mon, mom, the rule is, my music in my room, right? haha. and i love this song.  ❞ ❝ for my hour of tv this week, can i please just watch the news with you, mom? i miss you.  ❞ ❝  I'm just gonna' practice my 3-point shot, dad. Jeez. It's like the perfect summer day.  ❞ ❝  okay, mom. i won't do it again. dad, you know i respect like, 99 percent of your opinion. haha.  ❞ ❝  that's a great joke, dad!  can i post that online?  haha, see what i did there?  ❞ ❝  the sun looks amazing today. not sure why i never seem to notice. just look at it. i mean, wow.  ❞ ❝  yes, dad, i've been studying. hah, no, maybe not as much as i'm supposed to, but i'm only human.  ❞ ❝  i saw one of the bad kids, mom! make them leave!  ❞ ❝  make them go away, dad! they have a bad attitude! ❞ ❝  those bad kids are back! help!  ❞ ❝  my dad is going to call your dad!  and then you'll see!  ❞ ❝  you guys are in so much trouble! get away from me!  ❞ ❝  and... i'm back. am i back?  ❞ ❝  it's you! you brought me back... i owe you one.  ❞ ❝  that... was not good. thank you.  ❞ ❝  you... you saved me.  ❞ ❝  damn it, no! not you too... ❞ ❝  i'll tell your folks... i'll tell 'em... something. ❞ ❝  no... goddammit, you weren't supposed to...  ❞ ❝  oh jesus... this could be any of us!  ❞ ❝  shit... shit. i am so sorry... ❞ ❝  he was our friend! now he's...  ❞ ❝  that was a person... oh god.  ❞ ❝  this is too real...  ❞ ❝  creepy enough?  yes.  ❞ ❝  okay... file that away...  ❞ ❝  you getting this?  ❞ ❝  and what's the club got to say?  ❞ ❝  cool. so what was next?  ❞ ❝  good, right? texting hq.  ❞ ❝  hey! look at us! technically competent.  ❞ ❝  man, i wish i could post this on... something.  ❞ ❝  i'm the best that's ever been.  ❞ ❝  we came, we saw, we... still need a catchphrase!  ❞ ❝  wooo, woo, woo! woo, yes!  woo, woo, woo! you're the best! woo!  ❞ ❝  over there!  ❞ ❝  that way.  ❞ ❝  mine now.  ❞ ❝  dibs on everything.  ❞ ❝  strongbox! what's in it?  ❞ ❝  but stealing is wRoNg.  ❞ ❝  don't mind if i do!  ❞ ❝  evidence of spooky conspiracy. confiscating.  ❞ ❝  someone forgot to pick up their toys.  ❞ ❝  it's locked.  ❞ ❝  who's got lockpicks? oh yeah. me.  ❞ ❝  another door.  ❞ ❝  doors are my nemesis.  ❞ ❝  quiet! sleeper!  ❞ ❝  remember. sleepers could be family.  ❞ ❝  sleepwalker.  ❞ ❝  they're not evil... just hypnotized.  ❞ ❝  lucid here.  ❞ ❝  camera. stay out of the light.  ❞ ❝  they got cctv.  ❞ ❝  it's that stalker kid!  ❞ ❝  stalker! stalker!  ❞ ❝  there's that creep!  ❞ ❝  body here. still alive.  ❞ ❝  just sleeping. don't touch 'em.  ❞ ❝  get down!  ❞ ❝  quiet!  ❞ ❝  i have such savings to offer you...  ❞ ❝  oh-oh! evil corp's calling!  ❞ ❝  personal call to work. shame, shame.  ❞ ❝  prank calling... now!  ❞ ❝  i can't believe that worked!  ❞ ❝  target neutralized!  ❞ ❝  that's for bells, asshole!  ❞ ❝  bad guy down!  ❞ ❝  wow, that worked! really well...  ❞ ❝  got that little shit!  ❞ ❝  how's it feel, shithead?  ❞ ❝  i got 'em! uh, what now?  ❞ ❝  okay! holding this one... for now!  ❞ ❝  see how you like it!  ❞ ❝  stay down, stay down...!  ❞ ❝  that's right! how you like me now?!  ❞ ❝  angel coming!  ❞ ❝  close your eyes! close your eyes!  ❞ ❝  guys, please! not the angel!  ❞ ❝  it's after me! oh god...  ❞ ❝  it's here for me!  ❞ ❝  no! not the shape!  ❞ ❝  the angel! i'm the target!  ❞ ❝  angel's gone... i think.  ❞ ❝  it left me... it left.  ❞
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HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR THE SHAPE BLACKOUT CLUB IN @thedilftournament
It's an underdog
The Shape represents one of the most fascinating indie titles I've ever played, The Blackout Club, which is a story about a town in America's national radio quiet zone that's controlled by a cult, and how a ragtag band of teens are pushing back against said cult. The TBC community on tumblr is really small, so if you're someone who likes voting for the least popular poll options, I can GUARANTEE that The Shape will be your underdog.
It is the platonic ideal of a father
SAO, the God responsible for the cult, has a stranglehold on the teenagers' parents. As such, when looking for a form for their invisible servant that would chase kids down, SAO naturally chose... A balding man wearing khakis, a polo shirt, and sneakers, that dad-jogs everywhere.
That's right! The Shape isn't JUST a dad - it's the PLATONIC IDEAL of a controlling father, chasing kids around in full dad-wear because they won't go to church.
Here's some pictures!
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Plus, in early access, covering The Shape in foam actually made its polo shirt even more visible...
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It's even a judgemental HOA dad!
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This isn't even its final form
The Shape isn't even in its final form - THIS father can go super saiyan!
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When The Shape can't seem to capture its prey within a certain time frame, it grows spectral red wings that allow it to perform ten-foot vertical leaps in pursuit of the club kids. This form is colloquially referred to as The Angel.
I wonder what that's evocative of? Surely it couldn't be.... Religious trauma?!
It assists in the allegory the game is attempting to present
The Shape/The Angel is an allegorical vehicle! I should really just make a whole other essay about religious trauma in TBC, but for our purposes, The Shape represents the elder generation of a town that is under the influence of a cult sect, like Mormonism - Attempting to grab the kids of the community and "add them to The Song", which is code for indoctrinating and brainwashing them. In a similar manner to how these insular religious communities leave people they can't convert for dead, if you escape your father's The Shape's indoctrination twice, the next time it gets you, it just Straight Up Kills You. How wonderfully succinct.
You'd be helping my friends and partners win a bet
I am the only person in my friend group who doesn't (jokingly) call The Shape a dilf. I've told my friends that, if it wins, I will finally relent and see the light of my misdeeds. Vote The Shape - if only because it's funny, and to change my mind. Thank you and goodnight.
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thepastneverforgets · 2 hours
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the amount of trauma that has been inflicted on yuji itadori by having his uncle inside of him. im... disgruntled. like not even trying to make a crass meme joke of the lore. just truly astonished by the symbolism the narrative has threaded together, whether intentional or not
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beartr4ps · 1 year
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in my drunken state last night i vaguely remember repeating how much i wish i looked like ian from final destination three.
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juicenet · 2 years
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thinking about how emma's moon spell in 1x07 is basically the equivalent of being blackout drunk
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theblackdahlia1660 · 3 months
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milflewis · 10 months
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What’s your winning never have I ever? Mine is never have I ever gotten blackout drunk
[saturday sleepover]
i sometimes use never have i ever lied to a priest. but i’m realising this is mb more of an irish thing (we generally have to do confession like at least once a month in primary school) bc i’ve played this game recently a few times with non irish ppl and this tactic did not work as well lmao
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memeingovermemes · 2 years
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the blackout club -- sentence starters ( i ) :
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❝  how much damage could children do?  ❞ ❝  he cannot know. his family cannot know.  ❞ ❝  it can be saved... after it is caught.  ❞ ❝  surrender! and she will be... kind. ❞ ❝  report: the song is weak here.  ❞ ❝  a little noise?  ❞ ❝  children! she hears you now.  ❞ ❝  he knows this game. he always wins.  ❞ ❝  it is a child... they will not believe... give up.  ❞ ❝  he will find, he will forgive!  ❞ ❝  how long can it hold its breath?  ❞ ❝  the fear it feels... can be cured... ❞ ❝  the song is mercy. there are worse things in the dark!  ❞ ❝  too loud! not one of us!  ❞ ❝  voice? he found nothing, but judgement is yours.  ❞ ❝  why hide from the love of a god?  ❞ ❝  a joke at his expense? no one will tell him, as usual.  ❞ ❝  gone. the voice must be told.  ❞ ❝  she has other duties. but she knows what it did!  ❞ ❝  his insecurities! warping the song. unacceptable. ❞ ❝  these wayward children... are they even real?  ❞ ❝  add your voice to the song!  ❞ ❝  but it is safe! why run?  ❞ ❝  it is outnumbered. nowhere to go!  ❞ ❝  let her take your pain!  ❞ ❝  now we know! now we know!  ❞ ❝  they cannot outrun a dream!  ❞ ❝  this is love without the lie!  ❞ ❝  angel. he hears a wayward lamb.  ❞ ❝  she warns you. the angel knows.  ❞ ❝  yes. stay there. await the angel.  ❞ ❝  let go, child.  ❞ ❝  come home.  ❞ ❝  i have you... now.  ❞ ❝  and they shall play, side by side.  ❞ ❝  like us, now.  ❞ ❝  the angel awaits.  ❞ ❝  the voice... will know of -- this!  ❞ ❝  angel... we submit!  ❞ ❝  the wrath is come. what have they done?  ❞ ❝  dead. he cannot... he does not...!  ❞ ❝  rise! please! she needs you!  ❞ ❝  yes? ...new music?  ❞ ❝  he was not chosen, after all.  ❞ ❝  it teases her. why?  ❞
❝  as the world sleeps, i... talk to myself. and frankly, i'm delightful.  ❞ ❝  getting some background static here... could those ridiculous children have their own cell tower?  ❞ ❝  i did miss dreaming, at first. but the other night, i heard the voice repeating my words with countless mouths... that is the dream.  ❞ ❝  and i knew. it was all real. ❞ ❝  i should check the sonic fence, but -- i loathe it. ❞ ❝  maybe... my body remembers being a sleeper. such pain.  ❞ ❝  i want a transfer. maybe the woods. we have eyes on the highway... state border too.. do we have any hyper-vigilant hermits?  ❞ ❝  lots of hours blend together, but 5am has merits. you go home, lie next to her, and... well, pretend to sleep anyway.  ❞ ❝  no, ma'am, i did not meet any magical youth gangs tonight.  ❞ ❝  please, no red doors tonight. i always forget someone i know in there or... remember someone i don't.  ❞ ❝  qui-et. but hey, that's why we moved here. it's not the national radio party zone.  ❞ ❝  there's no way that my daughter's involved with that... 'club'. she tells me everything... ❞ ❝  they say that the... shape you can't see, got her. i wonder what it... does to them?  ❞ ❝  we're actively expected to think aloud, right?  ❞ ❝  ...well, i don't love that we're hunting down kids, even just to detain them. don't care if they are quote unquote 'dangerous'.  ❞ ❝  anyone else hear...?  ❞ ❝  gone, not my affair now.  ❞ ❝  heeeeeyy.  ❞ ❝  hel-looo, kiddo!  ❞ ❝  hey, we can do it this way, i've got all night. or, there's cocoa and a blanket, your call!  ❞ ❝  how did they do that?  ❞ ❝  i can hear you, kids!  ❞ ❝  if someone's here, come out!  ❞ ❝  i grew up here too, pal! i know what alone feels like! there are options!  ❞ ❝  i know how you feel! we can fix that together!  ❞ ❝  i know your parents, okay! in ways you don't. and they want you home safe!  ❞ ❝  i'll find you, then we'll talk.  ❞ ❝  i saw that!  ❞ ❝  is it the possession thing? we all have doubts, but our god can be measured, champ! it's in you, too!  ❞ ❝  is someone playing with me?  ❞ ❝  is that you, kid?  ❞ ❝  it's that damn kid!  ❞ ❝  keep making noise, pal! very helpful. ❞ ❝  lotta' noise there, kids!  ❞ ❝  no! i did not lose you! i...  ❞ ❝  no one cares like we do, okay!  ❞ ❝  no sleeper is that loud.  ❞ ❝  not gonna condescend here, you're a smart kid with some duuumb friends, but i can help.  ❞ ❝  okay, hide! we're your teachers, maybe your family... nowhere to go.  ❞ ❝  okay, kid. hard way it is.  ❞ ❝  sound the horns, old boy. the hunt is on.  ❞ ❝  so you are one of them...  ❞ ❝  so you like to be chased? fine.  ❞ ❝  they were right here!  ❞ ❝  those other kids... they don't care if you get hurt! we do.  ❞ ❝  unbelieveable.  ❞ ❝  was that a test?  ❞ ❝  what are you? 14? 15? you can turn this thing around!  ❞ ❝  who's in here?  ❞ ❝  you can hide from me... but not from them.  ❞ ❝  you got a brother, sister maybe? they know you're out here? maybe i can talk to them...  ❞ ❝  hey, kids? bottom line, we don't care about THINGS. we care about you.  ❞ ❝  really? we're just letting these vandals get away?  ❞ ❝  this looks deliberate. we'll just call you 'exhibit a'.  ❞ ❝  toddlers get frustrated, they break things. and you kids? you need a lit-tle nap.  ❞ ❝  you're young -- destruction is in your blood. i get it. let's talk!  ❞ ❝  damn kids have me shaking.  ❞ ❝  fine, but if i catch you again, i'll... (sighs).  ❞ ❝  my own echo. idiot.  ❞ ❝  no one. i thought... it was that invisible... thing.  ❞ ❝  nothing. i should report myself. i'm officially a risk.  ❞ ❝  report: hallucinations worse. if i could sleep, i'd... do that.  ❞ ❝  working too long, i guess... yeah. back to it.  ❞ ❝  come back, sport! i just wanna' talk!  ❞ ❝  don't run, bud! you could get hurt.  ❞ ❝  hey, come shake my hand!  ❞ ❝  let me take you home!  ❞ ❝  it doesn't have to hurt!  ❞ ❝  i know how you feel! we can fix that together!  ❞ ❝  it's okay! you won't remember this!  ❞ ❝  we are trying to help you!  ❞ ❝  where ya' going? gets mighty cold in the woods, kiddo!  ❞ ❝  where you going? i'm on your side!  ❞ ❝  yes, let's run. find your friends together!  ❞ ❝  you're hurting, but you don't have to!  ❞ ❝  you're in trouble, bud. let's get you out!  ❞ ❝  you are smarter than this! just stop!  ❞ ❝  hello, ma'am? yes. they're here. send it...  ❞ ❝  ma'am. we have them treed. do you happen to know a man with an axe?  ❞ ❝  sir. please send it here. it is needed. they're beyond our reach.  ❞ ❝  we need the uh... the big guns. yes. my position.  ❞ ❝  ah-aahh, you're slipping.  ❞ ❝  come home.  ❞ ❝  it's okay... it's okay.  ❞ ❝  i've got one!  ❞ ❝  let's go, child.  ❞ ❝  ey-ey. look at me. we're friends, right? yes.  ❞ ❝  it's better this way...  ❞ ❝  it's fine! you're not in trouble. you're home.  ❞ ❝  let me take allll that pain, okay, pal?  ❞ ❝  look at my eyes. right there. good.  ❞ ❝  shhh there, there. lucky little one.  ❞ ❝  there, isn't that more relaxing? 'course it is.  ❞ ❝  you're going to feel so much better.  ❞ ❝  you're safe, champ. it's alllll fine now.  ❞ ❝  how long -- can you -- keep this up...?!  ❞ ❝  get off me!  ❞ ❝  i will get free!  ❞ ❝  you can't do this!  ❞ ❝  help me find them. we need a full sweep.  ❞ ❝  here it comes, here it comes... don't look.  ❞ ❝  i'm loyal. the voice knows. please don't hurt me.  ❞ ❝  SPEAK-AS-ONE. SPEAK-AS-ONE. SPEAK-AS-ONE.  ❞ ❝  they're here. kids, yes, but dangerous. c'mon.  ❞ ❝  we are the eyes, they are the voice... and you are the hand.  ❞ ❝  well, kids... i hope it's quick.  ❞ ❝  how could this happen?  ❞ ❝  how! ...murderers. these children are murderers.  ❞ ❝  no, i'm so sorry. i should have been vigilant. i...  ❞ ❝  they killed one of us. they actually... they...  ❞ ❝  voice, as your humble host, i try to be strong, but don't our bodies... matter?  ❞ ❝  a call?  now?  ❞ ❝  huh, strange time for this.  ❞ ❝  hello? is that you, ma'am?  ❞ ❝  how are they getting these numbers?  ❞ ❝  idiocy. time to fire our crypto people.  ❞ ❝  i'll find you, kid. we'll laugh together.  ❞ ❝  what in the blue hell is that shit?  ❞
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generalmalfeasance · 2 years
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I'm in a punk server and will people please stop having shit takes about alcohol
tw alcohol in the tags
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inktailsaystuff · 3 months
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Kaveh and Alhaitham Relationship Headcanons~
Tw: none
Pre-relationship~
Alhaitham was the #1 Kavetham denier
Kaveh was aware of his feelings and just kinda moped about it
Poor man thought Alhaitham didn't like him back so he would just be all sad
Alhaitham was in denial
He didn't even realize that he had been crushing on Kaveh for the longest time
He just thought that he had grown attached
Kaveh brings Alhaitham food whenever he goes out (THIS AINT A HEADCANON THIS IS CANON AND WE ALL KNOW IT)
Alhaitham's face is on like every page of Kaveh’s sketchbook
They bicker a lot but the moment Alhaitham thinks he's genuinely hurting Kaveh he gets all apologetic and switches topics
Because Alhaitham doesn't talk to people a lot Kaveh didn't really get jealous when someone flirted with Alhaitham
BUT ALHAITHAM- 
Naur this man was so down bad without even knowing it if someone got too “close” with Kaveh he would try to one-up whoever the offending person's intelligence
Everyone but Alhaitham can see how Kaveh is desperately pining after him
No one can see Alhaitham pining after Kaveh other than Nahida 
They just think it is an L for Kaveh and many people tell him to move on
(Kaveh does not move on)
When Kaveh gets too drunk and starts getting sad Alhaitham will “rEluCtanTly” console him.
Cyno and Tighnari have a bet on who will confess first because Tighnari heard with his massive ears Alhaitham consoling Kaveh while he was blackout drunk
Eventually Nahida steps in, after watching Alhaitham read every book in the library to try and figure out what his feelings are
Alhaitham denies the claims, and Nahida just is like: You gay. 
Kaveh confesses first and has this whole rant where he's like “I know you don't feel the same way and you can kick me out of your house.” 
Alhiatham just went “I like you too.” he won at life and was having an internal party
Cue awkward staring 
Alhaitham just kinda asked if Kaveh wanted to kiss and they did 
Dendro gays are official :D
Relationship~
They have separate rooms but despite that, Kaveh likes sleeping in Alhaitham's room since he likes being close to him
Alhaitham likes having Kaveh’s presence nearby
Alhaitham actually struggles to sleep if he can't feel Kaveh’s presence nearby 
When they get into an argument Alhaitham will steal Kaveh’s keys to force Kaveh to talk to him
Despite his appearance, Alhaitham requires at least one physical contact a day with Kaveh, aka buff abs man needs a kiss to function 
Alhaitham does not want Kaveh to move out, one time Kaveh mentioned it, and Alhaitham just flat-out said you're not leaving. 
Alhaitham doesn't do much physical contact but he just likes having Kaveh near him, like as long as Kaveh is within arms reach he is happy
They will have dates where Alhiatham reads and Kaveh draws him
Alhiatham fills Kaveh’s sketchbook more than ever 
Alhaitham likes looking at the drawings Kaveh made
Kaveh constantly gets hit on by other men because of how feminine he looks and Alhaitham just kinda glares
He wont say anything to get people to back off, he’ll just glare or move closer to Kaveh
Alhaitham is so soft for Kaveh its like wild and at the same time hes the biggest jerk to Kaveh
One of their love language is bickering, 
No you can't change my mind
They will nitpick each other's tastes but never go as far as to actually hurt each other's feelings
When Kaveh cries Alhaitham just throws all his brain cells out the window, now he is just fussing over Kaveh, holding him and whispering reassurances his brain turns to mush and the only thought is to make Kaveh feel better
If anyone other than Kaveh knew about this he would kill himself he never wants this to get out
Inktail’s Dendro bonus of a wedding plan~
They both get each other rings, well Kaveh makes his for Alhaitham, and Alhaitham just buys one.
Kaveh took on like a million commissions so he could get the materials for the ring
He has an entire sketchbook dedicated to ring designs
Alhaitham just gets a simple gold ring with their names engraved (it costs more mora than the rent)
Alhaitham proposes first and after calming down a Kaveh crying from joy Alhiatham receives his ring. 
While it is somewhat bedazzled and has a pair of jewels Alhiatham still wears it since Kaveh gave it to him  
Kaveh got a green jewel that matched Alhaitham’s boob gem 
Kaveh cried at their wedding, 
Alhaitham was internally combusting at their wedding
Nahida was the officiator
Collei was the flower girl
And Scaramouche was the makeup artist
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