#blah blah blah mcu spidey

[kazewhara]

WAIT I HAVE A QUESTION

Idk if you remember me but this is anon who doesn’t know shit about superheroes, I now know SOME shit about superheroes and like. Who would be Spidey!Kazuha’s Mr. Stark?

hmm.. i actually have pretty strong feelings about the whole "spider-man being closely tied to iron man" thing... cause personally, i believe that mcu spider-man didn't really become spider-man until the last movie. cause peter parker is literally just some dude who got bit by a spider and decided to fight crime (which is the tldr version, but you get the point) -- he's not some guy with access to an iron spider suit or glasses that send drone strikes, y'know ... he makes his own webs (stares hard at tobey) and tech, blah blah blah..

all of that to say, i don't think spidey!kazuha would have one simply because that would take away the whole "friendy neighborhood" aspect of spider-man. spidey!kazuha is just your friendly neighborhood spider-man. :D

#z anon #i could go on and on about spider-man tbh #even if i don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of it #i have strong feelings #to preserve the love i have for both i'm gonna keep spidey!kazuha close to the version of spider-man that i have in my heart

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

Wait a godsdamn minute if Dr. Dickface's spell wiped the memory of everyone who knew Spider-Man's secret identity does that mean he almost wiped Peter's?

#houdini wannabe almost erased spidey altogether oh my gods #if that idiot spent half the amount of time paying attention to people as he did his ego #anti dr strange #marvel #mcu #and dont talk to me abt ''he made sure in his spell blah blah'' he didnt even discuss what the fucking thing would do #with /the subject of the spell/ #he just throws his godsdamn sparklers around #filed under: speaking

[mikedugans]

if spidey 3 does have the return of garfield!spidey and tobey!spidey then the mcu has well and truly played themselves bc having two competent spidey’s next to baby iron man just isn’t a good look

#anti mcu #look I’m over the mcu and mature enough to accept that people love it blah blah blah #people like what they like #but I will never be over Garfield spidey #we stan a legend

[archangelgf]

the vulture is not working class the vulture is at the very least upper middle class and maybe even rich hes just playing the victim and im torn between “its marvels fault that everybody thinks hes working class because they gave no verbal refutation to his “the rich use and abuse us” speech like peter saying how he doesnt really care abt the poor and hes not poor or whatever” and “literally look at his fucking house and tech theres no way in hell that hes poor and the movie made that very clear”

#spiderman homecoming #mysterio is his own can of worms but he is very much not particularly poor either #i mean LOOK at his vfx that shit costs thousands maybe millions to make #not to mention paying all his employees and the projectorsss blah blah blah #the mcu spidey villains are NOT working class if you want to criticize classism in the mcu films pick literally any other example lmao #like how the spidey films erase peters struggle with money #or give tony a pass on making basically project insight 2.0 just bc hes a billionaire and wow so cool #and more that i probably just cant think of #sorryyyyyy ive just been thinking a lot abt spider-man lately.........yk how it is

[seek--rest]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't have anything specific in mind. Hmm is there a less talked about scene in NWH that you'd change what would it be and why? What didn't work for you, or what worked really well that you wish went on longer? What would you change about it?

Oh my dude I have so many thoughts on NWH.

I don't think we talk enough about the fact that the latter half of NWH, starting from the spell on, was a span of a day and a half? If that?

Peter's life really went to Shit™ in the span of 24 hours and I simply think this is a Pattern here. No one talks about (or enough) about how from Peter's POV, the events of Infinity War and Endgame were just one really long day. This keeps happening to Peter and while it's Parker luck, WOW do I wish we had more fics about that.

I know a lot of people have a problem with May dying, the tonal "shift" from May dying to the other Peter's etc etc. but I think people Forget that for the audience this is a shift but for Peter, it's not. He goes from seeing Jameson telling him that everything he touches turns to ruin, to his friends coming up to hold him on the roof of Midtown (a really great piece of storytelling there that he lets them hold him in that moment considering that). It's not nearly as jarring as everyone wants to says it is to Peter.

I'm Obsessed with the fact that MJ is Michelle Jones-Watson, I have been screaming since the day I saw it in the theater and I will CONTINUE to do so. My one Problem is that I wish we knew why she didn't go by Watson or why she's named Jones in the first place. We as an audience know why she's called Jones because fandom created that name but in-universe, we still know so very little about her (or Ned for that matter). MJ and Ned having lives outside of Peter Parker nation rise up.

I could've had 30 more minutes of the three Peter's together. Blah blah so much of mcu petermj hates them but CAN'T RELATE I LOVE SPIDER-MAN!!! It wouldn't have been appropriate to the movie and would absolutely dragged it down,,, but I am but a simple spidey fan that would've LOVED to have seen more of them together. I can't wait for the blooper reel.

Gotta say, the three spideys together worked so well for me. It's been a month and I keep waiting for the penny in the air to drop and for me to hate the movie, or want something different, or to feel as if I missed out on something and I just?? Don't??

NWH is so evidently the conclusion of a trilogy that is an origin story told in three parts. It is absolutely NOT what they had in store from the beginning but I'm so glad they messed up so hard that they finally got it RIGHT.

It's a great Spider-Man story and an even BETTER Peter Parker story. I genuinely don't understand how someone can call themselves a Spider-Man/Peter Parker fan and not like the ending.

"But seek that's mean, people are allowed to have different opinions" correct and I'm allowed to say they're wrong! lmao

It's so CLEARLY set up for a hopeful beginning of a new trilogy, for MJ to remember again and for Peter to continue to be the Spider-Man he always should have been.

I just love (1) sticky boi. I love Spider-Man. And I really fucking loved No Way Home.

#seek speaks #fireside chats with seek #nwh spoilers #i loved this movie idk how anyone doesn't #this movie is gonna feed me for MONTHS #'hoco and ffh were better' to YOU not me tho stay safe #spideychelle #petermj

[i-lovethatforme]

JESSSS IT’S AN EMERGENCY! YOU KNOW HOW I WANT THE NEXT SPIDEY TRILOGY TO END?! (There’s gonna be another trilogy, you’re welcome!)

So, MJ is gonna figure everything out and blah blah blah, and then, the last movie of the trilogy ends with Peter proposing to MJ with “I LOVE YOU” written in webs on the Brooklyn Bridge and the whole nine yards (why is it only 9 yards? Why not 10 yards? Whatever…) anddd cause we deserve more :), there’s gonna be a montage of all the special moments of Peter and MJ’s life together, with Peter’s voice telling the stories ( i.e - their wedding, them falling onto bed together after the wedding 😏, them finding out they’re gonna have a baby (a.k.a THE DAY I DIE), the birth of their first child and and and)

There’s more, cause a dream is a wish your heart makes and also cause I’ve had way too much coffee. The post-credit scene would be of Peter, MJ and their lil kids and dog or cat or goldfish or giraffe, whatever they want, hanging out in the living room being all gross and cutesy, cause you know they’re gonna be the sappiest, most adorable family in the history of adorable families. It’s snowing outside btw, cause why the hell not? Peter’s carrying the youngest lil nugget out of his and MJ’s kids and is looking out the window and sees Miles swinging around in his suit (thus, bringing in the new generation of heroes to the MCU) and he waves at Miles who flashes him the peace sign and MJ comes up from behind him (Peter) and hugs him from behind and gives him a kiss, and their toddlers come up from behind them and cling on to their legs. And that is how I need Tom’s time as spidey to end (I actually don’t want it to end but whatever)

And finally, the one where I lose my shit…

HELLO 991?! IMMA START SCREAMING NOW CAUSE WRITING THIS MADE ME FEEL ALL GOEY AND EMOTIONAL AND SOFT AND I CAN’T FIND THE LAST KIT-KAT I HID FROM MY FAMILY AND IT’S COLD OUTSIDE AND I DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE CAUSE MY DOG’S GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT AND MY FRIENDS KEEP SENDING ME SAD TIKTOKS ABOUT NWH’S ENDING AND JON WATTS IS MEAN AND MY POOR LITTLE BABY IS ALL ALONE OUT THERE CAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS AND THE UNIVERSE IS A SICK JOKE (Except for MJ, always and forever, deja vu and recognition 🙂) AND YES, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK COMPLETE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN! IT’S ALWAYS A PLEASURE. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CRY A LITTLE MORE AND FIND OUT WTF TOOK MY CANDY

Yours truly,

The nonny who shared her thoughts on how MJ would regain her memories a while back :)

My fave past time is someone having a breakdown in my inbox so true!

Yes to MJ figuring it out/ happy end to that chapter WHEN? Yes to the bridge web writing 🥺🥺🥺🥺 yes to sticky babies! Yes to Miles taking over. Idc how unrealistic it is for Peter to live to a happy healthy 98... but I'll be damned if I ever kill him off 😌😌😌😌

Thanks for sharing your big brain ideas w me - this entire ask made me giggle 🥰

#asks #cutie #ask

[lostximagination]

Just hangin’ out

#oh wait I did finish something recently #like a week ago then I forgot to post it #I started this the day I saw FFH and it took me weeks to finish it #I just wanted to draw a happy spidey after THAT POST CREDITS SCENE BHHJVKVHJGVGHhjkhjbjbbj #the random oval thing is because I didn't want to draw a background but I wanted the web to actually be visible so Blah #spiderman #spiderman ffh #spiderman far from home #mcu spiderman #spiderman mcu #my art

[sigmadecay]

Kenny, when I say, the EUPHORIA I experienced at you reblogging a Tobey Maguire Spider Man gifset.. We are living in the time of peak MCU Tom Holland Spider Man who was mentored by acrid Tony Stark blah blah over saturation AND Amazing Spider Man Andrew Garfield “She was like a shot of espresso” yadda yadda Renaissance, but even though it’s unabashedly cheesy and it literally got me made fun of in person, the Spider Man that I grew up with will always have my heart ! 😌😌💖

I remember when my mom would go out & it would just be me, my dad, & my brother, and we’d go down to Blockbuster and get the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies ;-;

They were not good, but they were so much fun! & Tobey’s spidey will always be my favorite 😄

#he really is from queens. #Tom holland’s spidey is from Manhattan (derogatory) #ask #kenny.txt

[mcustorm]

FANTASTIC FOUR. Imma be real the Spidey movies are not really my faves but idk how much of that lies on Watts’ shoulders, what with the Sony mess and allat. Obviously the most hype announcement. 

LOL at another new Cassie. The Antman movies have mostly been fluff and now we’re dropping Kang the fucking Conquerer. Well turn it up then!

FaWS looks meh, Loki actually looks better. 

I’m actually a little hype for DS2 which is especially interesting because the first one was extremely blah.

I watched Beale Street and don’t remember Dominique Thorne. I’m sure she’ll kill it and it’s always a YES from me for more black girls.

Speaking of which, NEW MONICA *Missy Elliot voice* All the girls are gonna be in CM2. Please hush about Rogue.

There was so much I’m missing A LOT

Nothing from our Netflix MCU friends. I feel I should finally watch Daredevil

No Deadpool either. I do wonder how they’ll eventually explain that.

And obviously to tie it back to Storm things, of course no X-Men/mutants. Expected. And so the wait continues....

#marvel #MCU #fantastic four #ironheart #monica rambeau

[queenofmoons]

Favorite spider man from the many MANY diffrent universe's

Ohhhhhhhhhhh tough question, anon. Also, is the funky colors an ask update or did u just html that shade of blue?

Okay, let’s talk this over.

*cracks knuckles* Spider-Men to rule out: fuck Peter Parker of Spider-Man reign. His art looks like Beavus and Butthead occasionally also (spoiler) murdering JJJ was a little far. 

MCU Peter is out, he’s too blah for my tastes. 

We can also rule out 616 Peter. He’s fun! he’s the original! He’s a grilled cheese and tomato soup-- I am comforted by him, I love him, I go to him when I’m feeling homesick. I don’t think he’s reached full Spider-Man potential in terms of being the favorite. 

PS4 Peter is one of my faves, he’s going to be in 2nd place no matter the choice. I just can’t give him 1st place since he’s so much like 616.

My general disposition and personality wants me to vote Spider-Ham. I’m ignoring it. That’s the same part of me that wrote and published an entire article defending Cats (2019).

Miles Morales! Yes! Perfect! Best Spider-Man movie to date! (though, I'm ALWAYS inclined to give that award, unironically, to Spider-Man 3. Objectively, though, it’s ITSV so I’ll go with that).

There’s all the clone business I only kind of somewhat know about from Jess and other mutuals who put it on my blog sometimes. I’m not convinced they’re spider-people? 

There’s Gwen! Gwendy! My niece loves Spider-Gwen. It makes her really happy that there’s a girl Spider-Man. Personally, I love her because any universe where Gwen is alive is the universe I want to live in. 

Which brings us to my final answer: I Do Not Have One. I’m awful at picking favorites. I’ll say “Spider-Man Noir” now and then change my mind in 5 minutes. Maybe If I’d read more comics I’d have a more solid answer, but my knowledge is limited to SUPER EARLY 616 Spidey,  the movies, my favorites of which will get me shamed, a few of the animated cartoons, and Spider-Man Reign. I love them! I love a hero who does good for the sake of doing good. I love a hero who can be anyone! 

[starker-eternity]

Gone

In a blah mood this past week, so here is a drabble that reflects that. Why do I enjoy gifting my favorite characters with angst and whump?

Warnings: sad feels... open ending... Starker if you squint really hard...

****

A small two bedroom apartment.

A busy office.

A large conference room.

A state of the art mechanical labaoratory.

Four innocuous locations in and of themselves. And yet, four locations where massive amounts of emotional pain and anguish had been delivered.

****

A silver key.

A predominantly red mask.

A red and blue uniform.

A platinum ring.

Four objects left in each of the four locations, accompanied by a short note.

****

I’m sorry.

You win.

I quit.

It’s over.

Four short messages to be found by four different recipients. Each will signify a different type of loss for the same thing.

****

Loss of a nephew.

Loss of a hero.

Loss of a team mate.

Loss of a lover.

Four different identities once worn by the same person. Now discarded like the unwanted trash they are believed to be.

****

A woman collapses to the ground. One hand clutching the yielded key, the other at her mouth trying to contain the sobs as her last family member slips through her fingers.

A man crowing to one he sees as his minions, excitedly proclaiming that the city’s masked menace has given up as he waves a discarded mask in his hand. He doesn’t realize the looks of dismay and panic that are on the others’ faces as the city must face a future without their unappreciated hero.

A team sits silent, each lost in personal contemplation of their own actions that led to one of their own leaving without a look back. His abandoned uniform lies lonely in the center of the conference table, his commlink laying on top as silent judge.

A man sits in a darkened corner, gripping onto the returned ring with a pressure so tight that his knuckles have gone white. Tears are falling down his face as he comes to grips that every promise he had made to his soulmate lies broken on the floor between them. Although he had not really shared harsh words with his lover, through neglect and avoidance he had done far worse - he had let his beloved believe he wasn’t the most important thing in his life.

Four different reactions that will be the precursors to far larger reactions and consequences than could be imagined. One could say that a single person doesn’t make that big of a difference, but they would be wrong.

****

Peter Parker wanted to disappear.

Peter wasn’t needed by anyone, wasn’t wanted by anyone. He only brought frustration and anger and disgust to those he cursed with his presence.

Same with Spider-Man.

To an aunt who couldn’t understand that Peter and Spider-Man were two sides of the same coin. One that still seemed to harbor a slight grudge that neither her nephew or his hero persona had saved her husband, no matter how deep she tried to hide it.

To a public that thought he was a menace and not a ‘real hero’ to the point they’d throw garbage and objects at him in passing. And don’t even mention what the NYPD would do when they saw him alone, despite his name on the roster of the Avengers. Too many people believed in the garbage they read from the news to form their own opinions, despite evidence to the contrary being available.

To a team that babied him and didn’t take his skills seriously. Couldn’t see past his quips and jokes as both a way to distract his enemies and keep him from becoming too tainted by the darker side of humanity that he dealt with everyday. Despite working with him for over half a decade, he was still treated as a newbie.

To his fiancé, whom when he proposed had promised to never ignore him or dismiss his concerns. He had promised to show Peter the world, but had been spending less and less time with him. Had promised to always show Peter how much he meant to him, but lately left the young man to feel like he was a trophy. Made him feel like he was something to be shown off when needed, but concealed away when not.

So Peter Parker, a.k.a. Spider-Man, wanted to disappear.

So he did.

****

So sad enough? Not wrenching sad, but lonely sad...

Well, when I get out of my blah funk, I’ll probably write a sequel. Celebrate Tom Holland’s Spider-Man returning to the MCU for at least two movies... although we have to wait until at least 2021 for his next Spidey movie 🥺😥

#fic drabble #starker #sad

[uselessnocturnal]

promises we’ve made

parkner | orpheus and eurydice au | chapter one | underneath his wing

summary; a parkner au of hadestown and the myth of orpheus and eurydice

“How far would you go for Harley?”

"To the end of time.” Peter says firmly, gripping his mask in one hand, “to the end of the universe.”

"It’s no spaceship,” Tony warns him, “Getting to Thanos is not an easy path – not for the sensitive of souls”

He pauses. "So do you really wanna go?”

"With all my heart.”

Tony regards him. “Well, that’s a start.”

-

chapter summary; 

“Hermes? Like the Greek god?”

“Shhh,” he raises a finger to his lips and leans in slightly, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, “I’m incognito. Call me Tony. Tony Stark.”

“A god called Tony?” Peter asks sceptically, as though that’s the weirdest thing he’s seen today.

Tony draws back in mock offence, “Yeah, shut up kid.”

notes; I've planned every chapter for except the last cos I still don't know how it will end oops. Inspiration from Hadestown and also some Percy Jackson because that series was the foundation for all my Greek mythology knowledge. It's my first mcu fic that I've /actually/ written and first parkner fic. Let me know if you have any questions because this universe is probably a bit confusing cos I have merged...everything.

read here on ao3!

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As many Greek tales begin, this one starts with a god and a mortal. And, as many Greek tales do, it ends with tragedy. Still, there is always the slightest belief that perhaps this time, this time the story might just turn out differently.

Hermes spends a lot of his time in the mortal realm. As the god of messages and travelling, Zeus doesn’t even know how busy he is - what with all the up and coming technology and developments and aliens!His immortal life just got a whole lot more interesting.

Even so, he only ever watches them as they scurry about their fleeting lives - some search for meaning, some scrambling to leaving a mark on their world - really, it is fascinating. And yet, rarely does he interact with them.

To be fair, few believe the gods of Ancient Greece actually exist anymore. Demigod children and rare and far apart (he’s not quite sure how Zeus has managed to keep it in his pants - it’s almost impressive) and have practically died out. They had sworn an oath to no longer consort with mortals but really, when has a little thing like consequences ever bothered the gods?

No. Hermes tries not to interfere with mortal lives. More often than not, the gods’ involvement only ends in doom. Still, he’s only one god whose impulse control is his father’s threats and in the past century or so, he’s been involved with two mortal lives: once was an accident and the other by choice. And somehow, by a strange twist of fate, these two lives collide.

Ultimately, it’s their story that’s being told.

It mostly starts when he meets Peter Parker.

He’d watched the boy for a while now. Never before had he seen someone so well-intentioned and pure of heart and so, so willing to throw himself into all sorts of unnecessary danger. Hermes isn’t one to get attached (mortals die too quickly and too easily) but he can feel the fondness growing for the boy and he did not want to see him die if he could do anything about it.

You see, Peter Parker was also Queens’ friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man. And every night he dresses up in red and blue pyjamas and goes out stopping petty crime in his city. It’s rather noble, Hermes decides, though if the kid could try his best not to get shot and fix himself up on his fire escape in the middle of the night, it would do wonders for Hermes’ immortal heart.  

For all the oaths they’ve sworn about not having any more demigod children blah blah blah, not once has Zeus said anything about just…talking – maybe mentoring? – a random mortal. Of course, Hermes is going to take advantage of the loophole and chooses to do something about Peter Parker. Technically he’s not breaking any rules.

And so, Hermes starts to scheme.

It’s been a while since he talked to a mortal so obviously, he needs to make sure he doesn’t come across as a crazy person. Turns out, he’s not a huge fan of planning and decides to turn up outside the door of the Parker residence the next day.

He takes the form of a mortal – wears a business suit, a funky pair of orange-tinted sunglasses, throws on an odd goatee he must’ve seen on a poster and gives himself a moment to adjust to the vulnerability and smallness of a human (he’s so short this is ridiculous!).

He still doesn’t have a plan.

He’s a god, he doesn’t need that. The kid’s a mere fifteen years old – a complete baby! – and Hermes is just here to provide some extra protection.

Really though, all he did was find all the tech Peter might need to make a new-and-improved-not-just-cotton Spidey suit and shove it into a purple paper gift bag.

The door flies open.

Hermes hasn’t even rung the bell.

Peter stands in the doorway, eyes alert like he’s expecting some sort of attack. Hermes tries not to show his surprise and hopes that the wings on his shoes don’t make an appearance because that would be incredibly difficult to explain.

The two stare at each other for a while.

“Uh…who are you?”

Hermes opens his mouth to answer when Peter’s gaze drops and fixates on Hermes’ shoes. Or more specifically, the wings that seem to have taken a mind of their own and flutter nervously by his ankles.

His mouth drops open almost comically. “Hermes? Like the Greek god?”

Now, Hermes is stunned. How the kid’s perceptiveness slipped his notice he has no idea. He tries not to flinch at the use of his godly name, straightens up and pulls a smirk onto his face.

“Shhh,” he raises a finger to his lips and leans in slightly, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, “I’m incognito. Call me Tony. Tony Stark.”

“A god called Tony?” Peter asks sceptically, as though that’s the weirdest thing he’s seen today.

HermesTony draws back in mock offence, “Yeah, shut up kid.”

Peter’s eyebrows are drawn together in confusion but he nods slowly.

“What are you doing here, Mr Herm- Mr Stark?”

“I want to discuss something with you.”

When Peter doesn’t make a move to bring Tony in and perhaps give them some form of secrecy, Tony rolls his eyes and juts a thumb into the flat, “Private matters. Of the arachnid sort.”

Peter’s eyes widen and he practically drags Tony – he is a god! – into the flat.

“What are you talking about?” Peter hisses, suddenly on the alert again.

“Look, kid. I’ve seen what you can do and I’m not gonna stop you. Nor am I going to out you. I do think you’re doing good.”

As Peter flushes slightly at the praise, Tony ploughs on, “But then again, I don’t want you dying anytime soon so I’ve found some tech that you can use to make a suit that can protect you better than those pyjamas.”

He holds up a hand to stop Peter’s protests, “I know you have the skill to make your own stuff – I’ve seen your webshooters in action – this is just for your own safety.”

By the gods he sounds like a mother. He’s known of this kid for a couple months and he’s already attached. There’s no way this will end well.

He lets his hand fall, allowing the kid to speak. “Well, questions?”

“This is amazing Mr Stark! Thank you! But…” Peter starts, slowing his tone, “when you say found the tech did you mean…steal from Hephaestus?”

Tony splutters indignantly because no, he had actually asked nicely! but when he sees Peter stifling his laughter, he lets his lips quirk up in the smallest of smiles.

“You’re gonna be the death of me kid.”

#fanfic! #Hadestown au #orpheus and eurydice #modern au #greek mythology #parkner #spiderlad #Peter parker #harley keener #Tony stark #hermes #marvel trash #greek mythology au #lyss writes

[queen-mabs-revenge]

me, actually looking through twitter for the first time this week and getting punched in the teeth with the most ridiculous bider-man discourse:

the thing that sends me stratospheric is how absolutely ignorant these comic dudebros are to the idea that — groundbreaking stuff here — 

people can have sexuality realisations at any point in their lives and it literally does not change their past relationship history or depth of relationship history (see that advice swan comic about coming to a bi realisation years into a het marriage and what that means)

and how oh my god perhaps a person who *might* come to that realisation in their late 20s/early 30s would be a person who had their formative years hijacked by a literally life-changing physiology-changing event that, along with the everyday extreme stress of working-class life and the everynight extreme stress of idk life-or-death crime fighting, might have taken the lion’s share of introspective energy for years (esp for a character who has pretty shitty introspective habits unless under extreme duress and even then.... peter. pete.). esp bc being bi includes societally-perceived ’’’’’’default’’’’’’’ attraction. and then the simple process of maturing with age, experience, and changing societal discourse, will have opened more space for learning how to juggle external and introspective life with new lenses through which to view ur own life and then...OH hEY. yeah. ohhhh hey wow that explains some things. wow ok well! the bi!peter headcanons very much *do not* invalidate anything about the history of 616 and actually vibe pretty well with it imo?

like not even saying that it’s gotta be a ~*very special story*~ line or even smth in the comics at all but it’s like...so fucking plausible and hardcore relatable to a lot of grown-ass people that some of the arguments against it like He’S ALwaYS bEEN a STRaighT duDE are like...do you even get how anything works? and tbh i love to hc a character that kind of just has a ‘oh! bi! hey there!’ moment instead of a dramatic/traumatic Event bc like...that’s a real lived experience of a lot of people that doesn’t really get a huge amount of play in fiction bc of how externally non-dramatic/internally focused at least the purely cerebral realisation is? idk just my thoughts as a human robot.

“he’s making jokes when he flirts with and kisses dudes like he’s a joAK-making character! i make jokes like that and i’m not bi” idk m8 a bit of introspective sexuality analysis is a p healthy thing for everyone frand idk 

‘the character was intended --’ lol yes i’m 100% sure that when lee and ditko sat down to write AF15, #1 on their idea board was ‘strictly pussy for this nerd, kiddos’ (blah blah blah sony contract. 40+yrs later yadda yadda). i mean you can talk about what ditko intended for peter based on his own politics and how that played out in the initial run and how that’s changed over the years so like idk this argument is so fucking stupid it aches my whole-ass brain.

anyway twitter is a garbage fire as per ushe and i remain on my ‘all the interesting non!mcu spidey shit happens there’ and ‘NO STAY AWAY FROM HELL’ fence T_T

#peter parker #lol i just like stuff and reply randomly like a creepy ghost

[lomlsebby]

interview | sebastian stan

sebastian x fem reader 🌫

y/n’s pov

summary: y/n and sebastian have been recently on the press tour together and have .... maybbeeee been crushing a little.

_____

i was in my dressing room trying to pick out a reasonable outfit to wear that was comfy yet flattering.

today me and sebby were doing an interview for the civil war movie which we both stared in.

im so excited yet so sad about this interview cause it is the last one of the press tour which just dims the mood a bit.

and i just loved talking about my character in the mcu, i think she's dope as fuck.

after skimming through my clothes a thousand times i finally picked out an outfit that i thought was cute.

i put on high waisted camo jeans with a brown and white striped bralette. i as well put my hair in space buns and put on some heel boots.

i told my body guard that i was ready to go and he escorted me to the interview room.

as we were walking there i kinda started to get a bit of anxiety for some reason which i thought was weird cause i never get anxiety.

as we continued walking i could already hear sebbys laugh from the room in front of me causing me to smile over the nervousness i had.

my guard opened the door for me and i walked into the room to see seb and the interviewer.

"hiiii" i said smiling while being greeted by the interviewer.

sebby looked at me and smirked while whistling.

"oh shut up" i said giggling and sitting down in my seat next to seb.

"it's so good to have you here ! welcome" the nice lady said.

"thank u thank u im so excited to be here" i said smiling and giggling taking a sip of my coffee.

"now this interview is gonna be 99% laughing and 1% talking cause miss giggles over here has a coffee in her hand" seb said playfully rolling his eyes.

"na na na na na don't come at me when I've seen you drink 5 cups of coffee a day and been impersonating captain america for five hours straight" i said sitting up and holding my index finger in his face.

"once, one time and i was hungover" he said putting his hand on his forehead, "ok so let's just get into the damn interview" he said laughing.

the interviewer laughed, "so we are going to get right into all the rumours right now that's floating around the web which im sure you've seen" she said.

i looked at seb confused "what"

"so clearly I've slept too long cause i have no idea what rumours there are" seb said sitting up straight and smiling.

"well basically ever since the marvel carpet there had been dating rumours between you two after you guys walked the carpet together" she said handing me a phone with an instagram post on it.

“whatttttt” i said breaking out into laughter and handing the phone to sebastian.

"let's see, yesterday was the ONE and ONLY marvel carpet blah blah blah and y/n was spotted walking the carpet with sebastian which sparked dating rumours, are we here for it?" he read out and just looked at me. i was laughing with my face in my hands as he started chucking trying not to laugh.

he handed the phone back to the lady and laughed with his face in his hand.

"so, is it true. because since your characters in the movie are romantically involved we would assume there would be romantic tension in person"

"maybe if this woman would let me take her on a goddamn date than maybe but as if now no we are not dating" he said shrugging his shoulders.

"oh shut up, your making the situation even more messy" i said giggling and smiling.

"wait so y/n if sebastian asked you on a date would you say yes?" the interview asked.

seb looked at me and turned his whole body to me curious of my response causing the interviewer to laugh.

“so what will it be doll”

"well i feel like finishing this interview would be more important right now" i said laughing.

"SEE!" sebby said while shrugging his shoulders.

"wait so when the interview is done will you answer his question?" the interviewer asked.

"yes" i said nodding while showing my dimples.

"pour it on then" seb said sitting forward and rubbing his hands together.

he's such a little bugger.

"okay so since you guys are both on team cap, who was the person you were most excited to fight on team iron"

"tom, spidey definitely" seb said nodding his head.

"the fact that you didn't even need to think about that" i said smiling.

"the kid can be a pain in the ass sometimes, "you have a metal arm?!" like yes i realized"

i looked at sebby with playful sas.

"nah don't give me that look" he said smirking, "i have a good point"

"y/n i see you disagree with sebastian?" the interviewer said.

"yes one hundred percent, i think tom is just a full sweetheart! he wouldn't hurt a fly!" i said.

"he gave her his juice box one time; this seems bias" sebby said looking at me.

i just rolled my eyes playfully.

"now y/n who were you most excited to fight against?"

"natasha i would say, i don't know. i mean it was cool to see my character fight against such a badass character in the mcu, and plus it was really fun filming the fight scenes with scarlet because she's just overall a fun person to be around" i said explaining it with my hands.

i then looked over at sebastian mocking me while moving his hands around causing the interviewer to laugh.

"are you kidding, at least im not a hater"

"it's not hating. it's called honesty, doll"

"if you can't say something nice, don't say nothin at all" i said sitting up straight.

"did you just quote thumper from bambi" sebby said looking over at me.

"did you just use all that brain power to find out that i quoted an animated bunny"

after the interview seb and i said our goodbyes to the interviewer and th-

"wait wait wait" sebby said widening his eyes, "she never answered my question"

"ah he got you" the interviewer said.

"so what will it be ms. y/l/n" he said smiling and licking his lips so causally.

"i mean he's cute" i started making sebby start to blush, "but i think he needs to apologize to tommy tho"

"WHAT, it's not my fault he's a literal child" sebby said with his mouth making an o shape.

i just giggled and thanked the interviewer once again and walked through the curtains into the halls knowing the affect i left on seb.

i felt sebby on my heels trailing behind me.

"i think toms the one who should be apologizing" he said walking beside me trying to reason with me just causing me to giggle.

i just continued to go on my phone and walk to my trailer. he can be such a fucking stunner sometimes. its not that i didn't like sebby, i mean i would love to go on a date with the hottest man on planet earth but it wouldn't hurt to tease a bit, right?

"im practically husband material"

"in your dreams sebby" i said looking up to his tall figure.

"oh yea?" he said and then picking me up bridal style causing me to giggle.

"the hell are you doing" i said laughing uncontrollably trying to wiggle out of his grasp but his arms gripped around my petit figure.

he brought me to my trailer.

he set me down in front of the steps and i walked up them and opened the door and stood inside.

i turned around and saw sebby face to face with me causing my heart to basically burst out of my chest. just seeing his beautiful blue eyes filled with lust made me get butterflies in my stomach.

"nope" i said smiling and taking my index finger and pushing it against his chest causing him to back down.

"oh c'mon" he said waving his hands in the air.

i just laughed and shut the door.

— this sucks but it’s my first so...

#sebastian #sebastian stan #sebastian stan smut #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian stan fluff #bucky barnes #bucky barnes imagine #bucky badnes x reader #the winter soldier #lance tucker #marvel #avengers #mcu #chris evans #captain america #stucky #stackie #endgame #sebastian stan x oc

[alexenglish]

Spidey suit soap box? Do tell!! (please)

listen I have no strong feelings about canon MCU one way or the other, but I will always be salty about Tony giving Peter his first suit in MCU because the suit signifies so much for Peter as a superhero like… no offense but the movies have never – and probably will never – actually do justice to not only the full scope of Spider-Man’s powers but also Peter’s intellect. the emphasis on Peter designing his own suit from scratch has made a valiant effort to show his capabilities from the inception of the Spider-Man movie ‘verse. while Maguire’s Spidey included web-sacs in the way Peter was biologically altered (which, ew), Garfield’s Spidey rectified that by including the development of the web shooters and web fluid in the suit-building montage. thankfully that factor was a carry over into to the MCU, because it’s another one of those little cues that allows you to truly grasp how smart and resourceful Peter is as a person, but the SUIT.

blah blah blah, yes Spider-Man has had lots of suits over the years. especially in the comics. he’s not the only one who designs or creates his suits, he’s worn suits from other people, etc etc. but I think in the movie-’verse the creation of the suit and subsequent upgrade is like, one of the most powerful moments for Peter. when he develops the second suit – the signature Spider-Man suit – it’s like oh shit, now it’s real. I hate that they took that away from him by just having Tony give him this fancy ass suit, with a fancy ass robot lady, and all these fancy ass gizmos in it. like okAY whatever, I’m probably overreacting, but it definitely ties into the characterization issues I have with MCU’s Peter. like I love him, and I think Tom is the cutest, and I love his movie, can’t for the next, etc. BUT I also feel like MCU is doing all these things to emphasize how much of a kid Peter is that aren’t consistent with who Peter has always been as a character. 

the whole “but I’m nothing without this suit” just isn’t a TRUTH you can say about Peter Parker because even as a teenager, he’s still Peter Parker without the suit. he’s extremely intelligent, and self-sufficient, and he’s always managed to get from Point A to Point B by sheer force of WILL. because he’s Peter Parker. he doesn’t need anything from anyone. the suit has never been the defining factor of Peter Parker as a character, that’s not who he is. the suit is an afterthought to keep this sweet boy’s loved ones safe, but Peter without the suit is still Spider-Man. Peter literally created Spider-Man as a vessel for his awesomeness, and he didn’t – and hasn’t ever – needed anyone else for that.

so yeah, soapbox. 

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[underude]

Far From Home looks like it’s gonna actually fix the couple issues I had with MCU Spidey!

Don’t get me wrong, I loved Hoco and a lot of the stuff it was trying to do, but there’s just a couple places it felt like it kinda... missed. like, I get the whole point of the movie was Peter to learn to be his own hero, blah blah blah, and that’s all well and good, but just based on Fury’s lines, I’m hoping they actually go where I think they are.

We’ve gotten Peter’s origin story a bunch, now through Insomniac and Spiderverse we have an ‘older’ Peter... Now we just need a Peter who actually grows up! Like we see the progression... Cuz, the other movies, imo, just kinda... Throw him into fully grown mode and the evolution feels off.  I need him to learn things, not just realize them. I dunno where I’m going with this, but...

Far From Home looks dope... Also Jake looks fantastic.

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