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daddiesdrarryy · 5 months
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Blaise: Can I have your number, Weasley?
Ron: Oh, sure, I want to! But I don’t have a phone or anything
Blaise: No worries
*an hour later*
Blaise: Here it is
Ron: That’s…a phone
Blaise: Yes! Now can I have your number?
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flowgeeksout · 9 months
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*Blaise flirting with Ron and Ron just thinking it is what Blaise does*
Harry has not noticed that Cedric has been flirting with him for the past 2 years: Merlin, when will Ron notice that Blaise flirts with him in wanting to get a point across. Like he does it completely differently than his normal interactions. Ron is just so oblivous right Hermoine?
Hermoine who has noticed both of her friends but doesn't have the right to say anything because she has not seen Luna for the past 4 years: Yeah right Harry, he is obvious.
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godofmemes · 1 year
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Person A : * Sitting on Person B 's lap * I hate you so much.I just want to kill you.
Person B : We were making out five minutes ago ?
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scaredpottahh · 11 months
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Blaise : Ron is the most innocent little angel ever
Draco : There’s no way he’s that innocent
Harry : Yeah, he used to be pure but there’s no way he’s still like that
Blaise : Fine, I’ll just show you what I mean
Blaise : *walks up to Ron*
Blaise : Darling, I need to ask you a question
Ron : Ok, sure
Blaise : What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Harry : *chokes*
Ron : Uhhhhh, lemme think
Draco : Blaise you’ve traumatized him-
Ron : OH I KNOW! ITS GUM, ISNT IT?
Blaise : Yes love, good job
Ron : YES I GOT IT
Draco :
Harry :
Blaise : I told you.
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xx-thedarklord-xx · 1 year
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Ron and Blaise? Yes, that. More of that please
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moondustinfj · 2 years
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*Draco helping Blaise sit up after he got hit during the war*
Draco : HE'S BLEEDING OUT DOES ANYONE HAVE TYPE A BLOOD IN HERE?!
Ron *rushing over to them* : I do-
Blaise *lying back immediately* : Let me die
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 10 months
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Blaise: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like he's a good listener.
Draco: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Blaise: I don't know, real stuff. Like the shape of his ass.
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big-ronnev-fan · 1 year
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Ron Weasley and Blaise Zabini are trans masc lovers and also they're both asexual I will fight you on this
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ghostemery · 11 months
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Ahhhh
My recent ship obsession is blairon (blaise x ron)
Anyone have any good fanfic recommendations?
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daddiesdrarryy · 5 months
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Draco: Listen, Pansy, can you do me a favor? I’m gonna be out with Harry today. Can you just keep an eye on Blaise, make sure nothing happens between him and Ron?
Pansy: You don’t trust him?
Draco: No! Someone whose handwriting looks a lot like Blaise sent a letter to the “hot Weasley” earlier
Pansy: Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference?
Draco: Come on, Pansy, I’m sure he’ll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me? I’m dating Harry, and I need Ron not to hate me just because our best friend sleeps with him and then breaks his heart!
Pansy: All right, fine! But don’t blame me if it doesn’t work. Because you know as well as I do that once Blaise sets his mind on something, more often than not, he’s going to have sex with it!
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dronmalfoyweasly13 · 2 years
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Blaise: ( flirting with Draco )
Ron: *Glaring at them and whispering to Hermione* Can I kill him!?
Hermione: *whispering back* Let me execute a perfect plan first.
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flowgeeksout · 11 months
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Harry: how did you and Blaise start to date?
Ron who can't tell Harry the real reason: Hot
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godofmemes · 1 year
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Person A : *looks intensely into Person B 's eyes*
Person B:*Looks intensely into Person A 's eyes*
(Meanwhile in the background)
Person C : CaN I gEt A WaFFle? CaN I pLEaSe gEt a WaFFle ?
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scaredpottahh · 11 months
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Blaise : DRACO! I NEED HELP
Draco : What is it now Blaise?
Blaise : Ron is talking about KIDS. He keeps throwing out hints that he wants children and I don’t know what to do! We are already married, but I don’t know if I would be a very good dad-
Draco : Blaise, you’ve been married for five years and dated for two before that. Of course he’s gonna start talking about kids.
Blaise : Well yeah, but I don’t know if I could do a very good job at being a parent..
Draco : Blaise, you’ll be an amazing father. You spoil Ron to death, I expect that you’ll do the same to your kid.
Blaise : You know what? You’re right, I’m gonna go tell Ron that I’m ready for a baby!
Draco : It’s what I’m here for. Go make some Weaselbini babies for me tonight.
Blaise : DRACO-
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ewaqueenofhell · 2 years
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I can't belive that for most ppl Drrary makes more sense than Blairon like I get the enemies to lovers
but like drrary's enemies doesn't make too much sense, Draco hated Harry because he didn't want to be his fried //'cause draco was an ars// and 'cause his family belive in voldemort's bulshit;
BUT Blaise and Ron both came form old wisarding families & had extremely opposit belives and were vocal about it //well Ron was, Blaise not as much but u get the point//
I feel like Blairon just makes sense
Same for Dron (Draco/Ron) to be honest
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