#blame the discord!!!

[ironhoshi]

#poll #temperature debate #i am in the short sleeves category #i crave chaos #blame this on discord

[theminecraftbee]

-slamming bolt upright in a cold sweat- what do you mean verbal contracts cleo. what do you MEAN verbal contracts cleo. artists if you're doing commercial work you're A) charging much higher rates and B) making them SIGN A CONTRACT, right? right? you understand why that's VITAL, right? why having a written contract is VITAL for commercial work? you understand? you make them sign a written contract? please if you go looking in proper artist/graphic design circles i'm sure you can find a basic form that's legal in your locality and doesn't require you talk to a lawyer but if you're doing commercial work you're MAKING THEM SIGN A CONTRACT RIGHT--

#stream liveblogging #sorry someone in a chat in my discord mentioned cleo said they were using verbal contracts and my raised-by-lawyers self sat bolt upright #artists: you can get away with just an email chain with a noncommercial commission #but if you're doing someone's branding/merch/commercial work #you've both GOTTA charge WAAAAY more #and you've GOTTA have a contract #and you've GOTTA check out the rights stuff (hint: you aren't giving them perpetual rights to the design unless you're charging out the ass #i'm not an artist or a lawyer so i don't know the exact details of how this should go down but #ohhhhhhh my god. #anyway this isn't supposed to be discourse i am certain basically every youtuber does this. unfortunately. #and i don't BLAME the ones who have because they just probably hadn't realized/assumed the people they were commissioning would know #but i'm just losing my marbles for a moment don't mind me. #oh my god. #ANYWAY BACK TO MY NORMAL SCHEDULED POSTS--.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 144

Danny regrets nothing. He regrets absolutely nothing at all. Okay so maybe he regrets things a little bit, but it’s hard to concentrate. It’s hard to think, he…

He’s never died a second time before. 

It’s… weird. His head hurts, his body too-small, not in a younger sense, but almost in a… feeling sense. His skin feels colder, and his hair has- it has bits of white in it now? And he’d already been able to use his ghost abilities even in his human form but it feels… easier now. 

He’s not overshadowing his own corpse- he doesn’t think he is? His head hurts… his everything ached actually, like he’d gotten electrocuted again even if he’s certain that wasn’t how he died.

Did- did someone throw his body into the sewers? 

Seriously, what the heck? Who would do that?! Urgh, that made him so mad- who just throws a corpse around, nevermind his corpse! That’s so rude! 

… 

Hello crocodile-man staring at him in slight horror, please ignore the blood covering the back of his head, the wound has healed, he will be out of your way once he can talk again- Wait, there’s no need to call for someone-

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #waylon jones #solomon grundy #danny fenton #Waylon staring at what he’s pretty sure is a baby Grundy situation: #Waylon: Heeey sewer buddy you wanna c’mere for a hot minute- #Waylon: Oh my gotham what do I do there’s an undead child or teenager staring at me #Waylon: Why are they so skinny and why are they down here- oh no #Waylon: Oh no what if the Bats think it’s my fault somehow- c’mere small probably fragile child we’re going to Grundy #Danny: I would struggle but honestly rigor mortis is a bitch that suddenly sets in & takes a bit to leave #Honestly blame my discord buddy #specifically the one who joked about WaylonxGrundy #because honestly the idea of them being together is actually kind of sweet and cute ngl #Like Waylon is canonically one of the only ones that stick by Grundy's side even when he comes back 'wrong' or 'dumber'

[cawsceries]

parallel lines

& the details bc tumblr mobile eats image quality lol

#skybridger #they are running in the same direction but their paths will never cross… ough #im blaming the rebels discord server for this one #sw rebels #star wars rebels #star wars #a new hope #luke skywalker #ezra bridger #tatooine #digital art #backgrounds!!

[ezdotjpg]

it’s good for morale, captain. chill out

#blame the discord for this one #bonus war #bonuslinksdotjpg #sketchies #bonus links #bonuslinks

[moonmystical]

I’m so sorry for this blame the discord guys

#Guys this is actually how it happened Harlan told me personally /j #malevolent #malevolent podcast #kayne malevolent #frick you tumblr downgrading the photo quality #I fully blame the INVICTUS discord for this piece by the way #i hold no responsibility #my art

[delulluart]

Copia in Suspenders (Part 1 of a Series)

#The Band Ghost #Cardinal Copia #Copia #Papa Emeritus IV #Ghost #Suspenders #Yeah i blame the discord for this #bi lighting background because i say so

[drag0nerd]

this is the last of my brain rot I swear I swear just kidding

alright there we go

#transformers #transformers prime #megatron #starscream #all of these were enabled by my friends on discord so blame them

[clockwayswrites]

Tim Jr., Coffee Machine Extraordinaire

The Start (Edit: this not a prompt! I am writing this one shot! I'm just sharing the start here.)

Dick worried his lip between his teeth as he looked Tim over. His little brother was standing, zombie-like, in front of the Cave’s coffee machine.

Not that was unusual.

The thing was, Tim had been doing better. His dark circles had been fading, his snippy moments less often, his focus better, and he’d even been putting on some much needed weight. Dick had been so proud (as had Alfred and Bruce). But now the circles were darkening again and Tim was staring at the coffee machine like he used to— like it was his only salvation.

Jason stepped up to Dick’s side, joining him in the bird watching.

“Hey Timbit,” Jason said, breaking the silence of the moment. Trust Jason to get down to it.

“Hum?”

“What happened to your hand?”

Tim blinked down at his gauze wrapped hand as if he had forgotten about the injury. Not a good sign with Tim. Dick was betting on over 48 hours without proper sleep at this point.

“Oh.” Tim said, the exclamation was emotionless. “Tim Jr. Bit me.”

Dick and Jason exchanged looks. Who now?

“Um, did you get a pet, baby bird?” Dick gently asked.

“Hum?”

Jason rolled his eyes. “Who’s Tim Jr., Timberino.”

“Oh.” Tim said. The brothers waited impatiently for Tim’s brain to roll over. “My coffee maker. Little brat refused to make me any…”

“Okay, yep, alright. No patrol for you tonight Timtam.” Jason said with a clap of his hands.

#dp x dc #just not really seeing the dp yet #brain dead #brain dead ship #dead tired #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #i blame discord for this 100% #the closest to crack I'll ever write #this will prob go straight to ao3 after this #not a prompt #phandom i love you but not everything is a prompt just because we share it publicly #i clearly tag anything that is a prompt #tim jr coffee machine

[rrylies]

altan isn't a violent person at his core it was just what other people have always seen him as because he's speerly, and for some reason the speerlies have a savage connotation when we have no proof that they were actually animals in the sense that other people keep describing them as. im sure that we only get the savage speerly stereotype because as a people, they were fundamentally different from the nikara and the mugenese. and since they were all (mostly) dead at the start of book one, who was going to negate all of these stereotypes? no one. (i could go on about how altan was slapped with the "last speerly" moniker when in reality he probably remembers very little about his culture and what speer was like before all of the war and the death but that's for another time <3)

even back in his days of sinegard altan isnt depicted as a particularly violent person, though he's placed in violent events. like in the fighting pits at night altan is pitted up against his peers who want to fight him at a chance at victory, to prove that they've won a battle against the last speerly and we have no idea if altan actually wants to fight them or if he's forced to (iirc it's highly suggested that irjah baits him into fighting by promising him opium if he wins, and he will, because he always does) (although that could've just been nezha being a dick) and even though altan shows no signs of violence or aggression (he's always depicted as calm, stoic, etc) he's always painted as something less than human, an animal simply because ??? he wins their fights? as if that's not something he's expected to do in the first place. ("how did he do that? isn't he human?" "he isn't, he's speerly" this quote. ARGHARAGH RABAN ILY BUT SHUT UPPP)

and back to the stereotypes of speerlies and why they're painted as rabid animals even though there's no proof that they are. the main thing i can think of rn is how the federation (+ the mugenese) think of them simultaneously as something divine and to be studied but also as these rabid beasts at the same time. like the federation soldiers are clearly afraid of fire / the speerlies (i have a separate hc that their culture has something to do with this but that is also for another time <3) shiro mentions how precious and important the speerlies are (and yet his people bombed altan's? ://) while taking every opportunity he can to pick altan apart. then people wonder why altan's vicious towards the federation and hates them with every fiber of his being and why he has so much pent-up anger within him and it's like, hello?? they took him captive when he was a child, and sent him to the laboratory with shiro where he would spend half of his life being cut open and dissected, injected with opium time and time again, forced to watch his people die off one by one without the knowledge that he was the last until after he'd been rescued. (this still gets me btw no im not in tears) and then even when he's out, his suffering isn't over, (it's never over lets be real) because he's shipped off to sinegard academy where he'll be surrounded by so many different conflicting stereotypes (the nikara think he's an animal because he's speerly but shiro thought he was amazing because he was speerly, because of his connection to the phoenix) and really, he's not violent, not at his core, but i cant imagine the inner turmoil altan went through his first few years out of the lab + his first year at sinegard where he was the only one who was different (and also fighting an opium addiction at the same time and people belittle him over this when it literally wasn't his fault)

like altan was not violent. he was calm and he had his moments of peace, but ultimately because of everything that had happened to him (cough. shiro u motherfucker), the violence was forced out of him and became all he knew ("chaghan said they trained you like a dog at the academy" ://) and he literally didn't know any better, he was failed by every single person who should have helped him. (never getting over this btw)

yin riga, a man who he trusted, sent him away to shiro. (will never not think of how much little five year old altan trusted riga and then. well.) jiang, who was supposed to help him with his connection to the phoenix, shunned him. irjah, who was his supposed caretaker, who only fed his opium addiction in order to control him, just like how shiro did, just like how the nikara did to the speerlies (parallels. yaaay.)

in the end altan trengsin wasn't a violent person, but it was all anyone wanted to see. it was all anyone would remember him by.

#wow i thought this was long on discord but it looks even longer here #this was spurred on by someone saying that he's the violent dog trend on tiktok #yes this was incoherent #yes i rambled #probably went off-track like a million times but who cares #can u blame me its about ALTAN TRENGSIN #anyways #probably cried like twice writing this the first time and another time revising it for tumblr #ignore any inconsistencies pls <3 #barely fact-checked this is all just from my memory of the books #the poppy war #altan trengsin

[moonlightsmasquerade]

that scrapped catalyst clip was crazy huh

#im not sorry #IM going 2 bed now #thatcher davis #the mandela catalogue #mandela catalyst #yeah ill do that tag too #:P #my art #blame discord

[bryndeavour]

#blaming this dumb shit on the discord lol #alan wake 2 #tom zane #thomas zane #my stuff

[wynnyfryd]

“Gonna call you a cicada when I make you scream all night,” Eddie murmurs against Steve’s jaw.

Steve pulls back, a judgy little look on his judgy little face. “That was a lot more smooth in your head, wasn’t it?”

“…Yes, it was.”

“You know cicadas don’t even call all night, right? It’s only at dusk—”

“Okay, you can shut up and go back to making out with me now, thank you.”

#lol blame discord for whatever this is #steddie #steddie drabble #steve harrington #eddie munson #sentence of the day

[peepawtidestrider]

*Writing in journal*

She... Stride on... my Tide... till I... Pee (Paw).

#jrwi #jrwi finn #jrwi podcast #jrwi rp #jrwi riptide #peepawfinn #jrwi rp blog #just roll with it #jrwi show #ooc > #you can again blame the Discord server for this

[snowthedemonfox]

gangle au design that you guys get 0 context for

#snowgems art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #gangle #gangle tadc #you can blame one of the tadc discords im in for this. not naming which one

[some-pers0n]

Watching as people start talking about not liking Peril and saying stuff like how "she shouldn't have trusted Scarlet lmao" or "she's literally insane why should we care about her" as if she isn't severely traumatized and called nothing more than an unfeeling and emotionless monster who was only brought into this world to kill and hurt and has thus internalized said thoughts and still struggles with them despite going on the path of recovery and making amends for her actions

#wof #wings of fire #peril wof #This happened a lot in the ToP Discord server with a mod and their posse coming in and randomly victim-blaming her #You can not like Peril y'know. That's all fine and dandy. Opinions ammie right? #But to spout this kind of stuff?? Get out #sp-rambles