Funny, haha, did you laugh? I laughed.
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Ichigo: Shouldn’t it be, “You saved my life, now I owe it to you”?
Grimmjow: No. In the opposite direction. You saved my life and now I’m your problem. I do not like this? Kill me.
Ichigo: But-
Grimmjow: God wanted me dead and now you can find out why.
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Ichigo, walking into his room: Hello, people who do not live here.
Renji: Hey.
Rangiku: Hi.
Yumichika: Hello.
Ikkaku: Hey!
Toshiro: *nods head in greeting*
Ichigo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Rukia: We were out of Doritos.
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Aizen, to the Espadas: Listen, I'm gonna need you to swear
Grimmjow: F U C K
Aizen:
Aizen: *sharp inhale*
Aizen: I'm gonna need you to promise
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Kenpachi: You remind me of the ocean.
Mayuri: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Kenpachi: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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*talking about how to get Ichigo and Orihime together*
Chad: Shh, here comes Orihime!
Ichigo: Quick, Uryuu, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Uryu: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Ichigo: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.
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Ichigo: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Urahara: I just wanna fucking marry Yoruichi!! LOOK AT HER SHES BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING LET ME MARRY HER
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Ichigo: You know, Orihime gives Ulquiorra flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Grimmjow: Okay.
*Later*
Grimmjow: *gives Ulquiorra flowers*
Ulquiorra: ???
Grimmjow: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Kidnapper [on phone]: we have your son.
Nanao: I don't have a son
Kidnapper: then who the heck just asked for his blanket and a kiss on the forehead
Nanao: omg you have Kyoraku
Ukitake, crying in the background: OH NO SHUNSUI CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT HIS GOODNIGHT KISS
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What does that even mean???
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Grimmjow : God, give me patience.
Ichigo: You mean 'give me strength'.
Grimmjow : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Uryuu: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Orihime: I don't know how to do that.
Chad: I don't wear a watch.
Ichigo: Time is a construct.
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