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Ok but like imagine Seraphim’s future s/o meeting him when they were kids. It’s right after his mom was killed and he’s wandered into a town for resources. The gash on his face scares off everyone which doesn’t help with him already being weary of people. Then comes s/o who sees that he’s hungry and offers him food. He takes it and runs cuz he’s shy. They find him again and slowly the two become close friends. But sadly due to whatever tragic reason they are separated. Seraphim misses them greatly.

Years later when he’s invading a town he sees them in the outer forest. They’re trying to get away from his demons, even attempting to fight them off. Then one tries to hurt them.

“ No!” He commands. Jumping off of the Chimera and approaching them.

“ Leave that one to me.”

The demons move on while s/o looks at him with hostility and fear. Should they run? Can they run away? What is he planning? And why is he kind of hot?!

Before they can ponder on it anymore he’s face to face ( or face to chest if they’re short like me :) with them.

“ It’s been a long time hasn’t it, s/o.”

They back away a little but stop once they bump into his Chimera who eyes them curiously.

“ How do you know my name?…”

He smiles alittle then takes their hand, pressing their fingertips gently on his scar.

“ Does this seem familiar?”

They stare back at his glowing red eyes in confusion. How could they know a demon??

Then they remember the quiet boy who wore animal pelts. The one who waited for them in the same spot everyday. The one who gave them apples as a gift because it was all he had. The one who taught them how to climb a tree. The one who fought off a group off kids that were bullying them. The one they’d missed so dearly.

The one who let them touch his scar just like this.


“…. Seraphim….”

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Ok so

Someone liked a post I made about Seraphim

And I saw it after reblogging something Shirou Ogami said (someone made a fan account for him)

And then I thought about how

WHAT IF THERE WERE A FAN ACCOUNT FOR SERAPHIM

AND HE SAW MY POSTS ABOUT HIM

KABDJSKXKKD I WOULD DIE OK?!

YOU THINK I WAS BEING HORNY FOR SHIROU?!?! OH NO

THAT WAS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG

NOT EVEN MY SERAPHIM SLUT POSTS SHOWS ALL OF MY HORNINESS (although it does show a majority of it)

BUT AHDBJAKDKDK I thank satan each day that there isn’t a Seraphim fan account in here (and if there is I am thankful he hasn’t seen my posts :D )

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“greek-Bros: Dating advise”

Apollo: *playing the lyre* …. Artemis…

Artemis: *chilling with apollo* yah?

Apollo: do you have any dating advise for me?

Artemis: *glares at apollo*

Apollo: c:

*later*

Persephone: *chilling with ares and sees apollo tied to his own chariot while artemis is driving* oh my Gods, *shakes ares awake* Ares wake up sweetheart you have to see this!

Ares: *grumbles wtf and the second he sees the twins starts laughing like an asshole*

Hesphaestus: *next to Persephone and ares in bed* please fucking leave.

Dionysus: *vibing to dolphins (if you translate their trips and squeaks it’s actually the cries of pirates begging him to change them back to humans for the existence of a dolphin is just pain), looks up and straight up assumes he’s tripping balls* that’s it, no more hemp infused wine. *Tosses that shit* ….maybe it’s the lead tho….

*in the sky*

Apollo: I WAS ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT QUESTION WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!

Artemis: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IM DOING THE VIRGIN OLYMPICS YOU FUCKING CHAD!

Apollo: OH FUCK YOURE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING IT TO MAKE HERA MAD!

Artemis: FOOLISH OF YOU TO ASSUME I CARE ABOUT THAT-

Hera: *comes to her balcony with a fucking sandal in her hand ready to sniper launch it at artemis* *quietly whispers* say it, say it so I can make it count you she-bastard.

Artemis: how does she do that?

*meanwhile everyone mortal human is freaking the fuck out because the fucking sun is doing laps around the sky for no reason*

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Seraphim has gotta be one of the most relatable villains ever. I mean, gratuitous murder aside, what, his uncle tries to kill him. Then his uncle sends his cousins after his adopted mom and his sibling bears so he goes after his cousins????? In the process he comes in contact with something that drives him kinda mad, so everything after is only sort of his fault. And his in-laws (Hera and Zeus) are the absolute worst.

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“greek-Bros: Absolutely Disrespectful”

(the sons of Zeus gather for a brotherly wine party and someone is in a fucking mood)

Dionysus: Man you guys are THE BEST! I can’t believe you guys *hic* actually decided to come and try out some of my new stuff.

Apollo: You’re very welcome, I must say your newest batch of wine is rather sweet.

Hermes: *takes a huge swig*

Ares: *sips some of Dionysus’s wine* brother.

Dionysus: mmmyess? *Turns around and basically spills wine like it’s on purpose)

Ares: why must you make such girly wine?

Dionysus: GAAAHHHSP! How dare you! *Walks up to ares, takes the wine from him* IF you will not appreciate MY wine! My *sips ares’s cup* beloved craft! *Continues sipping* basically my WHOLE LIFE! *Finishes his wine and slumps over a little mound of pillows and pretends to cry*

Hermes, Apollo and Hephaestus: *literally arm themselves preparing to suffer a massive beating from ares now that Dionysus pissed him off*

Ares: *longingly stares at his hand, feeling a sadness he had never experienced in his life, only through his hubris he is realized he no longer has booze* …oh. *now he just sits quietly and continues being wineless*

Apollo: what the?

Hesphaestus: um….Ares? Are you ok?

Ares: …..I don’t know….I gotz no booze what do you think I feel?

Dionysus: *stops and looks over his shoulder like the troll he is*

Hermes:…..you want mine?

Ares: *stares at hermes’s cup, contemplating if it’s worth swallowing his pride and asking dionysus for another cup or compromise himself and actually accept anything from hermes of all gods*

Dionysus: *gives the dumbest grin with a full goblet of his ‘gayest and girliest’ wine ready for ares in his hand* cmooooon ares.

Ares: *sweats profusely because all he wants is booze*

Apollo and Hesphaestus: *still ready for the world to end all because two of the youngest gods have decided to push the god of war’s fucking buttons*

Dionysus: c'mon bro….what’s it gonna be?

Ares: *the internal conflict of his manliness being assaulted continues to grow*

Hermes: *Absolutely oblivious to everything, it’s not like he cares he can just yeet himself out of there*

Dionysus: *knowing damn well what he is doing*

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Okay correct me if I’m wrong but, Alexia is an “amazonian” right? I once read that “the amazons” were the orginal race of warrior women, who lived in a male free society, and powerful women would sleep with abducted men who were from neighbouring villages, or men who were prisoners, only for once or twice a year for reproducing. Scholars have suggested that they practiced lesbianism for the rest of the year.

Then does that mean Alexia is a ????

Btw the website’s title is : 20 gay greek gods by Advocate


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I’ve tried to restrain myself but I’m frustrated so I’m just doing to say my feelings as it is.

Fans always complain about the lack of nuance in media but when they get it, they resort back to black and white thinking.

I’m really sick of reading all these takes saying how Hera was portrayed as “evil” and how Hollywood “always does that.” No, all that tells me is that you’ve never read a Greek myth a day in your life. Hera has always been portrayed as a jealous and vindictive goddess. And believe me, there is a lot less nuance there. In this show, we see Zeus telling her to calm down, gaslight her, and constantly make a fool out of her. Greek Gods were always humanized so yes Hera did snap. It was long overdue. Of course causing the apocalypse is unjustifiable, but her mental state is understandable. And her anger was never framed as wrong. Most of the gods did side with her. Did she go too far? Yeah, but that has always been the case with Hera since ancient times. That’s not an invention of Hollywood.

And Zeus was not portrayed as a good guy all around at all. He caused this mess, we all saw it, we all heard it. Most of Olympus turned on him and in the end he paid for his actions with his life. He was literally framed as an idiot for pissing his wife off, called a coward by his own son, and another god was talking about why he couldn’t just keep it in his pants.

I’m not saying don’t criticize this show, because yes there is a lot to criticize and no story is perfect. I’m only saying that when it comes to Zeus and Hera, there is nuance and the actual writing isn’t at all saying, “Zeus good, Hera EVILLLLLL!”

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