#bloody's answered asks

[canisalbus]

It's quite funny having followed you for years and years and knowing Machete as his dark, bloodied, cunning (and always on the edge of getting horribly murdered for his hubris) incarnation, and coming into 2024 and just... yeah he's gay now. Maybe he's even happy. Redemption at last... perhaps he DID get assassinated indeed and all those AUs are just his personal afterlife (does he get to go to Heaven? Seems so!)

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#redemption at last #personally I've always known he isn't as cool and cunning as he pretends to be #but when he didn't have anyone to interact with the dorkier more humane side never surfaced #the art I made of him was overwhelmingly serious and angry and sad and portrayed him in a more mysterious light #I didn't really talk about him or answer asks about what his deal is #(or any of my characters for that matter for years I just didn't feel comfortable opening up about them) #which is fine on it's own but I think he's currently benefitting from having a wider spectrum of emotions to choose from #doesn't mean that the dark bloodied cunning version is outdated I think these are traits that can coexist in a single character #answered #anonymous #but in a way seeing that he can be happy caring and genuine and gets tummy aches and likes snails and fresh bread #and has a small handful of loved ones and these positive qualities you might've not known about before #makes the misery more potent when they are taken away from him #at least in my opinion

[nebulousmedic]

Can has Sniperspy?

Took this as an opportunity to practice perspective :]

#sniper #spy #sniperspy #bloody suit #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #my art #suggestive #ask #answered #anonymous

[fanaticsnail]

Snail I need you to know I got struck with the most heinous inspiration for a Buggy smut that I am cooking up rn but bc it will be a while let me set the scene

Picture this; Buggy so enamored with someone that he hasn't had sex with anyone else, and every time he masturbates he's imagining them.

So by the time they have sex he quickly realizes he's not going to last. He keeps trying to subtly stop and readjust without letting them know but they catch on and ask what's wrong. He confessed and they assure him that they want him - in whatever way he'll be, but he's not fully convinced.

They joke that if they are that desperate they can always just use him.

And both of them notice how much he likes the sound of that.

So they pick up again, only this time he's not holding back - he wants to cum early so he can watch them use him for their own pleasure like a sex toy. He's begging them to describe how they'd use him, and they do.

They mention his devil fruit powers and how they could always use him as a dildo, or detach his head and ride his face, or both at the same time. Just hearing them describe it makes him cum but he doesn't even let himself finish cumming fully before he's trying to talk through his moans, begging them to use him. He doesn't care if it hurts, he wants it to hurt, he wants to bring them pleasure at his own expense.

They detach his dick - still inside them - and ride his face. He's mostly just sucking their clit, he doesn't care that he's tasting himself because the more he slurps away his own cum the more he can taste them. Until they start humping his face more and he opens his mouth around the base of his dick to stabilize it for them. The image giving him fantasies of them using him another way by fucking his face with his own dick. The more he feels their frothy slit around the base of his cock on his lips the hungrier he gets to feel it himself, so he detaches his tongue and sends it up there. Shouting around himself at the overstimulating sensation of his own tongue wriggling past his shaft through the hot, tight warmth. Finally, he finds their G-spot and abuses it as they grin their clit into his nose. Not caring that the more they tighten around him the more it hurts.

When he feels them cum he does too. When all of a sudden they start squirting and he immediately opens his mouth to latch around their pussy and catch it, feeling betrayed when he realizes his tongue is still inside so he doesn't get to taste it in his mouth.

Once they stop shaking from the aftershocks his dismembered body pries their legs further apart and rips out his dick, his tongue flying to join back with his mouth before it presses tightly shut around his prize. Uncaring as his own warm spend leaks onto his face he moans as he finally gets to taste it.

"More."

The two successive orgasms plus the sudden rush of cold air on his wet dick makes him burn with overstimulation, but he doesn't care.

"Please, baby, use me more." his head tries to chase you as you collapse beside his head, legs unable to hold yourself up anymore. "Please? Take my dick with you, or take my tongue, you always say I talk too much, please-"

His makeup is so smeared.

"please, keep using me, don't leave me, don't let me go, don't care if it hurts. Want it to hurt. Wanna feel you when I walk-"

You've created a monster

Snail.

Snail.

SNAIL.

You can't just go around and say these things and expect me to go ahead and pretend that everything is fine. My goodness. SNAIL. I am absolutely amazed. Gobsmacked. This is bloody spicy. Bloody hell. Oh my gosh.

The way you've set the scene right off the bat is impeccable, truly. I was immediately left too stunned to speak. I was assembling dinner and was like: "Oh? I got an ask? Oh it's from that beautiful Snail! That sweet, beautiful, lovely Snail who always has such kind thoughts and words to share. Oh let me see what they've got to- OH, WHAT THE FUCK, OH MY GOSH, BLOODY HELL!!!"

Had to take a minute to compose myself before I got back to cooking my cassoulet 💀. I had to perch atop my kitchen counter for a bit. Heights brings me an aura of calm 👌.

When you drop the full fic, you have to tag me, love. Oh my gosh.

Everyone. Everyone. Look at what the amazing @sexc-snail is whittling. I'm still stunned.

@feral-artistry @sordidmusings @writingmysanity @since-im-already-here @lostfirefly @vespidphoenix @carrotsunshine look at this!!!

#one piece #x reader #opla #opla fic #one piece live action #buggy #captain buggy #buggy smut #buggy x reader #buggy x reader smut #my goodness #normalise. sending. horny. asks. to. your. moots. #my goodnessssssss #this was very thirst quenching #bloody hell #the way i audibly gasped #mad blushing #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ask snail #snail answers #bloody hell snail #snails gotta snail together

[y0rk-ie]

may i request smol sniperspy

Indeed you may.

#you ask I answer #First official drawing request yippee #Hope you like this anon #y0rkie productions #tf2 fanart #Tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #sniperspy #bloody suit

[zarla-s]

thoughts on sniperspy specifically?

A classic! If you want a good spicy rivalship then they have you covered, haha. I've seen them range from dark obsessive murder guro to domestic tsunderes, they can really do it all. They have a really fun antagonistic dynamic that's a lot of fun to play with, whether they're banging or just hanging out together platonically. Spy's such an aloof snob and Sniper is a filthy weirdo so it's a lot of fun to see how they tweak each other. They've always been a rather popular ship even way back in the day and there's a reason why, they're great counterpoints to each other and in-game they're always interacting with each other in some way. Well really, mostly Spy is hunting Sniper, it's unlikely for a Sniper to be hunting a Spy unless they're fighting after a failed backstab, but you know what I mean. Sometimes when there are too many Snipers hassling my team I think "where are all the Spies?? Killing Snipers is their job!" to myself. I can't really judge though, I'm a terrible Spy lol.

I also love screenshots of Spies about to kill a Sniper that's killed you. Getting sniped always sucks but the bot crisis has made it REALLY frustrating, so it's very satisfying to see a Spy about to get revenge for you, haha. I even have a screenshot of my own!

sniper is an evil class Anyway, some of my favorite bits of fanart for them are Sniper winning Spy toys at a shooting gallery, this one where Spy can't tell if Sniper is threatening or flirting with him, this one with them walking in the heat, and this one with Sniper covering his unmasked face.

#asks and answers #lovedtogekiss #team fortress 2 #sniperspy #bloody suit #i know snipers also should be killing other snipers that's their real job #but sniper removal IS a big part of spy's job #i definitely get stabbed by spies a lot as a sniper lol

[cry-ptidd]

So what does Laura think of Seras when she finally becomes a true vampire and Integra after she loses her eye? How do the dynamics between them change after millennium is defeated?

Laura : I don’t trust any of you. I’m here for my own gain. I don’t get attached to people.

Also Laura : Sir that’s my emotional support gay niece

#Hellsing asks #hellsing #seras victoria #laura chastel #my art #my oc #Hellsing oc #comic #i didn’t fully answer the ask #but I take this as an opportunity to draw them being chaotic together #me drawing laura: but what if it was Bloody #i imagine she would take even more care of Integra and Seras #borderlining on mommy issues #she also still doesn’t like Pip #and HATES that he’s still around #lots of mist in this bitch!!! #cw mild gore #cw blood #i imagine the dynamic between them changes mostly because Laura is still reeling over Walter’s betrayal #and she also becomes way more nurturing to them #(she is the head maid now after all) #it’s a female solidarity type relationship #also veterans

[zlobonessa]

one aspect that always fascinates me about the witch cult is how much they are used-to-be humans-but-now-not-really-are. they were just people who sometimes were good in the way people are and sometimes were bad in the way people are. and then their lifes had been altered by powers so fundamentally that they just. lost touch with any humanity that they had. how do you comprehend being a hundreds years old? how do you comprehend being able to kill a human as simply as a mosquito? how do you comprehend being beyond time, beyond aging, beyond life and death, beyond your own body, beyond your own memories? it's a horror scenario accepted willingly, horror where instead of running from monster you shake its hand and convince yourself that that's all you ever wanted, because the alternative? the alternative is the existence so miserable you'd rather die than go back. the existence that may ask you to take responsibility for your actions, navigate your own life, change who you are as a person.

they cannot do that. they never could do that. they live for years and years, having powers to do literally anything and yet led by instructions in the book, further and further conservating in the state they were from a start, the moment they took a deal.

doomed from the beginning. never having a chance to escape. never wanting to escape, instead allowing your humanity to slowly seep away as a price for not bearing the weight of that it means to be human. damn.

#re zero #sorry for being barely comprehensible myself i just think about this. a lot. #like the sheer fact that all of them lived either literally or technically (lye) for thousands years #and yet they still hold grudges for stuff that happened lifetimes ago #never progressing never changing despite the fact that their whole life is now technically about Progression To The Goal #to do more work! (nobody except petelgeuse actually cares about the cult goals on the personal level) #to collect more names! (there are never gonna be enough names) to collect more wives! (same thing here) #to be loved by someone who could never love you back because he stucks in his own role and unreachable goal #to be loved by everybody even though you are completely disgusting by your own volition #none of this matters but hey if you convince yourself that it does it doesn't suck so bad! #and if you admit that it doesn't then the only option is to ask yourself what am i doing here actually! and you not gonna love the answer! #well i sure am talking A LOT about them. sorry. #also that's the part where i'm slowly pointing at regurein- [I'm shot at the back of the head] #[my bloodied hand still draws “I'm a monster who hunts monsters” in sand tho]

[teecupangel]

Just a really funny thought I had. Desmond trying to hide out in the past, remain incognito, and utterly failing because of his butt of all things. (I imagine it being Ezio to say this but-) The ancestor who is watching him says to a subordinate or fellow assassin, 'I know an assassin's ass when I see one.' Because come one, all that climbing? It's got to do wonders for the thighs and butt muscles. Like, it'd be recognizable, I think.

Ezio just appreciating a stranger’s thighs and ass when he realized ‘wait… those are…’ and, at first, he would think the stranger could probably be a thief because La Volpe and his thieves were certainly used to climbing like an Assassin then…

He sees the way the stranger moves…

No.

He sees the way the stranger weaves thru the crowds, notices that he can’t hear his footsteps and realized…

Those sinful thighs and ass were not those of a thief…

But an Assassin…

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So, the main reason why I was confident in creating a thermae in Eagle of Alamut was because, historically, public baths were a thing in the Middle East, specifically Syria and Jordan, and they were based or an evolution of the Roman’s thermae.

So, even if Desmond was to wear something like a thobe or any other kind of clothes that would be loose and long enough to hide his lower body, he’d probably take a bath in one of the hammams sooner or later. Maybe he’d miss how it feels like to have a bath that wasn’t just water in a bucket. Maybe he’d feel so dirty from a long tired day of traveling or hiding/stealing so he’d finally give in and go to the hammam.

Not noticing that Altaïr was in the hammam as well (as part of a mission or maybe he’s just using the hammam because he didn’t want to use the bath in the bureau) and…

So now you have Altaïr being an unrepentant stalker as he watches Desmond because that ass and those thighs? Definitely Assassin. But Altaïr doesn’t know him so he’s probably thinking, oh this is an Assassin from Alamut. What’s he doing here?

And Desmond knows… he knows Altaïr is staring at him and his flight-or-fight instincts is telling him to fucking run but that’s the wrong choice. That’s the bad choice.

If he runs, Altaïr would know for certain that he’s hiding something and he knows that Altaïr is watching him.

If he runs, he just knows Altaïr is going to chase after him, no matter how… indecent the both of them were at the moment…

So Desmond tries to act like he doesn’t know Altaïr is watching him, hoping Altaïr will think he’s just some random dude or something.

Hey, he has all his ten fingers so definitely not an Assassin by this time period’s standards!

But he just…

He keeps staring…

And really, Desmond’s “I’m gonna freak out” meter was reaching critical level and that’s not good for anyone so…

He finally goes to Altaïr and says, “I notice you’ve been watching me for a while now.”

He notices the way Altaïr froze for just a split second, too fast for anyone to notice unless they knew Altaïr quite well and Desmond would like to believe he does (thanks, Bleeding Effect. Also, fuck you, Bleeding Effect).

Desmond gives him a smile, the same smile that has gotten him lots of tips and a lot of phone numbers, and asks, “Soooo… like what you see?”

Desmond, bless his idiotic brain, believes he can make Altaïr feel awkward enough to leave if he just blatantly flirts with him. He knows that this wouldn’t have worked if it was Ezio. Oh man, Ezio would just flirt back.

But Altaïr?

Altaïr “I’ve only had sex with the women in Paradise and two other women” Ibn-La'Ahad?

Altaïr “I’ve only loved two different women in my life” Ibn-La'Ahad?

Oh.

Desmond was sure he could make him squirm and off-kilter him enough that he’d have to retreat. There was no way Altaïr would make a fool out of himself. He’d definitely, absolutely-

“I do.”

…

…

Altaïr’s eyes definitely looked up and down and, oh god, what the fuck is that smile? Why is he smiling-

“Very much.”

What.

The.

Fuck.

#oh yeah #definitely ending it here because i have nothing #i went with this idea thinking ‘oh it can be a not bloody but tense scene’ #similar to the public bath scene in origins #but these two idiots decided on flirting instead #i have no control over what i write #when it concerns #altdes #ask and answer #i’m sorry ezio’s part is smaller #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

Bloody Memories? I am intrigued, it sounds angsty 👀

hehe, it should be! It's a Hyacinthus fic after all!

AND the fanfic I'm currently working on (alongside my hunger games au).

It's gonna be 10 chapters long, all from the POV of Hyacinthus while he's in that semi-stasis between life and death and immortality, because Apollo turned him into a flower as he died.

Know who else was turned into a plant as they died?

THALIA GRACE

AND SHE WAS STILL ALIVE- albeit, not in a very aware state- WHEN SHE WAS A TREE.

plus, Hyacinthus's festival in Sparta declared him an immortal deity so....he's immortal but also dead but also not. A real improper fraction, he is haha

so yeah. Hyacinthus being a ghost to Cabin 7. He doesn't talk to them often, cuz he doesn't wanna freak/weird them out, but each chapter focuses on Hyacinthus and his thoughts on a single Apollo kid- Lee, Michael, Will, Austin, Kayla, Jerry, Gracie, & Yan.

This is also an excuse for me to start fleshing out the kid's characters a bit more (especially the last three) for any future fics featuring them :3

ah. but hold on. only eight names are listed...so what are the other two chapters about? ;)

One is labeled "Lester", and the other "Apollo" :3

yep. "Lester" will be that scene in THO between them and "Apollo"...well, it'll be Post-ToA ;)

#bloody memories #fic asks #moodyseal #ask and replies #asked and answered #the trials of apollo #hyacinthus #apollo #lee fletcher #michael yew #will solace #austin lake #kayla knowles #toa jerry #toa gracie #toa yan #lester papadopoulos

[everlastlady]

Mammon done F’ed up now! Why.. Why you break my heart like this?! Anyway. Keep up the awesome writing! You’re a bloody legend! ;)

Mammon definitely fucked up lol.

Anyway I'm a heart breaker in writing and roleplay, a dash of angst makes things enjoyable. I also wanted to start writing characters that are supposed to be portrayed as bad, as bad characters before giving them a chance to change. It's interesting to see if Mammon will give up his greedy toxic ways for the reader.

I also had to do a lot of research on what greed could do to you so not only is Mammon's greed affecting his emotions but it's also affecting the reader's physical health and mental health.

I don't want to give away too much but there is definitely more to come especially wanting in bring in more characters especially the big man himself Lucifer.

And thank you for the support you are also a bloody legend too~

#helluva boss #helluva mammon #bloody legend #everlast answers☕ #everlast asks 🍵

[roxyandelsewhere]

Angels’ trueforms in their most memorable moments [23/?] - Endverse!Cas

inprnt | society6 | redbubble | ko-fi

#TOOK A WHILE BUT I FINALLY FIGURED THIS ONE OUT!!! #spn #spnart #spn art #mine.caro #trueforms #spn fanart #castiel #okay so. i'd said MONTHS ago (maybe even over a year?) that i saw trueform endverse!cas as being shaped like the flayed skin #that michelangelo painted as a self portrait in the sistine chapel. as an answer to someone asking me if i'd ever do endverse!cas even #anon i hope you're still out there. i finally did it!! but back then i said i only knew that and i had to figure out the rest #bc i saw endverse!cas as being twice fallen. once from angelhood and the other from like. humanity. toppled over to somewhere else #and i couldn't figure out that second fall or how to turn everything about endverse!cas into more Images #and then i thought. i've been doing the fall from angelhood as the change from geometric to 'freestyle'. flowy if you will #what if that second fall is from abstract to figurative. things being more literal and whatnot. and i checked if other trueforms backed #this up. samandriel being tortured does. the vitruvian man on a cross and such. cas in the rapture and the translation glitches #can count for this. so that's what i went with. and so you have the flayed skin as the core. the flowy shapes of a fall angel as a cloud #around it. and bursting from it. piercing through like knives. you have the arms of a basket star #there is the eyehole with the Wanting hands like in my bloody valentine. but just an EYEhole and with less hands. gripping the flayed skin #but the Wants are more in the shape of a basket star here. wide open and static. waiting for whatever falls from the water above them #(google them btw. they're cool. Ophiuroidea). i think there's also something hannibal-antlers about it #now a part of endverse!cas is also being contained in a human body but i couldn't do that like in the rapture. and i kept thinking How #is it about animals and natural things from the translation glitches being constrained. predating each other? smth smth insular ecology? #until i realized. it's not about biology it's about physics. the key to it is FALLING out instead of SPROUTING out #less life more resignation. but it had to be things that are naturally falling down bc stuff like dead animals would be doing the #same thing i hate when nature documentaries do. there are stephen jay gould essays about it but tl;dr anthropomorphization of morality #so i went with hanging plants. i thought about also having falling feathers but that's more cas Becoming endverse!him #here the feathers already fell long ago. what else. there are some patters from cas before but less so and melting-clocks'ed #and the eyes were referenced from those weeping virgin mary statues.like pearls on strings #and i think thats it for this one! it'll be up on the stores soon

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

What happened in gloucester (per the english willy post and people making fun of it)

is that fucking AJ random encounters

anyways parts of the Potter films were shot there, unforgivable.

#real answer is that ive been to gloucester and its kind of a specific choice #as in british cities for bill to be from #so it was more me winking and nodding at it like OH YEAH BLOODY FUCKING GLOUCESTER y'know how it is #asks #yelling about the bear #thehomestucker-surgeburbofficial

[rongzhi]

Thank you so much for your help last time! I uh... Appear to have misplaced another two videos I was convinced I'd reblogged from you. One is from a relatively recent reblog spree and the other I thought I had reblogged ages ago but apparently not??

The first one, that will probably be easier to find for you, was a girl saying that all cute young girls like wearing cute dresses or sundresses (don't recall the exact word) in the summer, so she puts one on and then starts doing martial arts moves while in it.

The second is a bit more difficult to describe. It's a girl, and I'm not sure if also a man, walking through what looks like an open hallway in an ancient building (?) and the main point is her, or them, wearing hanfu from different eras that transition as they walk. I think it started in the Warring States period, I'm sure it included the Spring and Autumn era, and I believe it stops at Tang dynasty.

Thank you so much for your help in advance!

Btw do you have a tag for ancient makeup videos? It's something I find super fascinating

Here's the first video you described.

The second one I'm not so sure about, but I have a #hanfu and #guzhuang tag you can check out (there is a lot of crossover but the video you described would definitely be #hanfu). #Guzhuang also includes #feitian stuff and fantasy dress (or hair/makeup) while #hanfu is more historical leaning. Those are my only tags for those kind of videos.

I don't post about makeup specifically. The only two I can think of related to makeup are here and here.

A list of tags I often use on this blog can be found linked on my pinned post (tagged accounts list is a little out of date tho). I can accommodate requests for content warning tags but will only add category tags if I feel like it.

#text #answered ask #little-bloodied-angel

[effervescentdragon]

top five ‘this feels religious’ f1 pics

i ADORE you for this ask imma do all of yours so you have something pretty to look at when you're done with your exam <3

also no fucking way i can do only five have a photo dump of "this feels religious" when i have a folder on my laptop of these kinda pics

tumblr won't let me put more than 10 images but i have sooooo much more, i just chose some of my absolute favorites :)

pic credits: pinterest

#this feels religious #f1 tag #one! braincell bestie #its mostly ferrari because well i mean #its also lewis for the same bloody reason #lewis hamilton #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #michael schumacher #ayrton senna #mika hakkinen #f1 #akira answers asks #pic credits mostly pinterest and my saved folder idk where they came from

[aheathen-conceivably]

man, kudos to antoine for learning guitar via his piano knowledge, learning guitar via sheet music is a beast in its own rite

Right?! So I consulted with HeathenHubs (TM pending name for my IRL husband 😅), who plays both guitar and piano. While he said it’s technically possible, it would be incredibly arduous. Basically it means that Antoine knows each and every note by ear, and he’s matching that sound to hand position on a guitar to learn how to play each note on a new instrument.

I think this would take him an immense amount of time, but it is probably aided by the fact that Antoine in part learned to play piano this way too. Like many musicians in this era, he is capable of reading sheet music (although not all great jazz musicians were), but that’s not the core foundation for his skill set. He learned to play mostly by ear, in watching other artists and improvising himself.

In other words, Antoine is not learning how to play guitar through songs the way many people do with sheet music. As in (like you mentioned), you study a specific song and it’s notes as they are written, and with enough practice this teaches your brain the association between hand position and specific sounds. In essence, Antoine is doing exactly this, only without a prewritten song as a guide. He’s using the knowledge he already has in composing music and ear training to form that same connection between notes and hand position. In turn, the goal is not to learn a song, but to write a song, because his foundation isn’t to play music as it is written but to have the skill set to play what’s in his mind, not what’s on a sheet before him.

Suffice to say, our boy has always been a musical genius. Instrument, outfit, city. Doesn’t matter. Where he’s going with it…you tell me 👀

#suffice to say I am not the most music literate #so I hope that wasn’t dreadfully confusing #and HeathenHubs if you’re reading this I tried my best babes it hurts my brain 😂 #also yes Antoine is bloody brilliant #Antoine Duplanchier extra #answered #ask

[homaru-313]

Make bloody bunny and dark rabbit, eating pizza 

ok then 👌

#abstract art #anime art #fan art #fana #fanart #generative art #traditional art #digital art #bloodybunny #bloody bunny #bloody bunny comic #bloody bunny the first blood #dark rabbit #ask #answer questions