isagi: returns boops in the same quantity he receives. you boop him twice? you get two back. bachira boops him fifty times? isagi goes on his blog and starts counting clicks. huge disparity between boops given versus boops received though. he just can't keep up with the numbers booping him
bachira: a menace. mutual? follower? your post reblogged on his dash? passer-by? doesn't matter. all get not one, not two, but 30+ boops apiece. he loses a day to tumblr
chigiri: only bothers booping his moots, but he's the fastest damn booper around. just as you catch up and bombard him, he's back in your notes sending double boops back. stops once he gets the black cat badge
kunigami: dutifully logs on to his abandoned account to send a boop each to his IRL friends. receives 50+ from bachira minutes later. logs back out.
rin: why the hell would I—
rin: hears Isagi and sae have max boops
rin: fuck. desperately tries to catch up
sae: sends 15 boops and reblogs a couple tasteful bloop memes, before he gets bored and closes the app. returns to a maxed out received counter. rolls his eyes
shidou: sends sae 1000+ boops, requests a sexual favour in return
nagi: sends one bloop. though he wants the badges, he decides its too much effort to continue
reo: develops a strategy to maximise boop exposure by tactically targeting particular accounts and tags. gets baya and his staff to send boops from nagi's account across various devices. nagi's maxed for both counters in an hour
Yesterday saw two iconic comedies duking it out, and today brings the two tragedies most likely to grace the syllabi of a high school English class. Does tumblr prefer to watch Macbeth’s bloody ambition, or Hamlet’s grief-stricken efforts at revenge? Remember to keep any debate in the notes kind and civil, and may the best play win!