'What do you do?' she asked. He went on a monologue about mutual funds while she made pleasant, smiling exclamations. When he finished, he stared at her, waiting for her to ask him another question about himself.
Laura Hankin, from Happy & You Know It
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Spyro the Dragon - Blowhard:
“Oh look...it’s the boss with the hilarious name. Just like the previous boss, this is quite an easy and simple fight. Even the area itself is quite basic, in comparison to the next bosses.”
PS: the gameplay used for this gifset is not mine. The original video belongs to the user: prosafiagaming, on Youtube.
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RWBY Pokémon AU
#13 - Ozpin and The Long Memory
Ozpin is the fourth and final challenge of the Vale Elite Four, making him the most powerful Pokémon trainer in Vale, after only the champions who bested him. When asked his secret, he chuckles and says, "Years of experience."
The Longest Memory is Ozpin's oldest and most trusted friend. She's literally seen everything, so she knows exactly how to avoid trouble. Often times, she'll look off in the distance for minutes to hours at a time. Ozpin is the only one who can break this spell by telling her, "You'll be outside soon enough."
#14 - Glynda Goodwitch and Disciplinarian
The third challenge of the Vale Elite Four, Glynda Goodwitch holds her position with an iron fist. In her off time as a member of the Elite Four, she is a Pokémon school professor, teaching children to become strong and compassionate trainers of the next generation.
Disciplinarian is both Goodwitch's opposite and her equal. In battle, Disciplinarian will viciously and mercilessly subdue any opponent in her way without hesitation, and will also take the time to tend to a crying child or wounded ally. At the same time, though, Disciplinarian will often be lazy and rely on her Psychic to resolve a minor inconvenience, and is often flirty with other Pokémon, and sometimes trainers, too.
#15 - Bartholomew Oobleck and Antiquity's Roast
The second challenge of the Vale Elite Four, Bartholomew Oobleck puts the petal to the metal with his fast speech and faster approach. He is the pillar that tests whether or not the first victory was a fluke. He is also a doctor of archeology, and is fascinated by ruins and the history of the world.
Antiquity's Roast is Oobleck's first Pokémon. He found the poor thing outside his father's coffee shop, pecking at any beans that fell loose from the bags. Sometimes, he would bring a handful to the inquisitive Fletchinder. Ever since, the two have been inseparable, as well as connoisseurs of coffee; a first in Pokémon-Human relations!
#16 - Peter Port and Blowhard
The first challenge of the Vale Elite Four, Peter Port revels in the thrill of Pokémon! The battles, the training, the hunting! He loves it all! If only his Pokémon showed the same enthusiasm.
Blowhard is among the most powerful Pokémon in the Elite Four, second only to The Longest Memory. Port is proud of his Pokémon, except he doesn't do anything! He never does anything! He just lazes about! Though, his attacks are quite terrifying to behold, so Port lets it slide.
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Experiment 533
Blowhard
Primary function: To immobilize victims and objects by flying them like kites
He is designed to immobilize objects and victims by flying them like kites (they stay floating at a certain distance) with blasts of wind from his trunk.
One true place: With Mrs. Hasagawa as one of her "cats"
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Epigram: "Blowhard"
Epigram: “Blowhard”
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Blowhard
My point of view is deeply flawed,
more full of holes than Swiss.
But I say it loud while feeling proud,
and then I blow a kiss.
–Sarah Torribio
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If you want a chuckle, check out the review of “Fast X” over at Inverse. It sounds like Mark Sinclair—— (I mean Vin Diesel) is believing his own press releases.
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