#blue talks shit

[saetoshi]

sae loves it when you gossip with him. (not that he’ll ever admit it, of course.)

he used to find it annoying, actually. he didn’t find any sense in listening to what was happening in other people’s lives.

until he started paying attention to what you were saying, and his interest was, begrudgingly, piqued.

itoshi sae looks forward to your gossiping. (he’d rather eat shit than tell you that, though.)

the very moment the door to your apartment swings open his body instinctively turns in your direction, his gaze snapping up from his phone to look at you in anticipation.

excitement bubbles in him when he hears you call out his name from the entrance.

he clenches his hands in anticipation when he hears your slippers shuffling closer. you quickly greet him before saying the words he’s craving to hear.

“you won’t believe what happened today!”

he has to bite down the grin threatening to bloom on his lips.

you plop yourself on the couch next to him, nuzzling closer to his side.

“remember that girl i told you about in my class?” he can hear the excitement in your voice. (it’s almost enough to make him smile.)

he nods, “the one who cheated on her partner?”

you shake your head, “no, the other one.”

“the one that’s sleeping with your teacher?” his eyes widen when you enthusiastically nod.

“what happened?” he tries, really tries to hide the amusement in his voice. (he fails. horribly.)

“well, i heard,” a mischievous grin spreads across your lips, “that she’s pregnant.”

his jaw drops in amused disbelief. “for real?”

“yeah!” you bite your lip in a poor attempt to mask your excitement. “some of her friends were talking about it in the bathroom.”

“y’know what else?” you shift towards him, “they think it might be the teacher’s.”

his whole body turns in your direction. “no!”

“yes!” you enthusiastically punch the couch cushion.

“so what’s she gonna do?”

you slump against him with a sigh, “i’m not sure.”

“i mean,” you tap your finger against your arm, “both of them could get into some real trouble if it gets out.”

sae nods, wrapping an arm around you. he pulls you flush against his side, his head resting on top of yours.

there’s a beat of silence.

“you’re gonna keep me updated, right?”

you scoff, “you shouldn’t ask the obvious, sae.”

another beat of silence goes by.

sae clears his throat, “anything else happen today that you think i should know?”

you snort. he rolls his eyes when your body starts shaking with laughter. he flicks your forehead. you kick him in return.

you perk up, “there’s this guy in my other class who had an extreme makeover.”

sae’s brows raise in intrigue.

“i think it’s because i rejected him again?” you shake your head, “i’m not too sure.”

“again?” you can hear the curiosity in sae’s voice.

your eyes sparkle, a smile growing on your lips, “i haven’t told you?”

he gives you a look, “i think i’d remember you telling me about a guy confessing to you multiple times.”

“what can i say?” you shrug, “i’m lover material.”

sae shakes his head with a laugh, “you’re lover material for me, and only me.”

you roll your eyes. “yeah, yeah, whatever.”

“besides,” he smirks, “i bet he’s ugly.”

“oh, yeah,” you nod in agreement, teasingly scrunching up your nose, “he’s uglier than you.”

“maybe i should drop you off tomorrow,” he sighs, “then he’ll know what your type of ugly is and he’ll get a better makeover next time.”

you both laugh.

“maybe you should,” you wipe your eyes, “that’ll give everyone something to gossip about.”

“it’s always been my dream to be the center of your university’s gossip.” he smiles, “there’s nothing i’d love more.”

you shrug, a playful smile on your lips, “well then, who am i to stand in the way of your dream?”

safe to say, you sure gave everyone something to gossip about.

(it’s only a shame that it had to do with sae dragging the guy in your class through the mud for ‘trying to steal you away from him,’ though.)

#chisme lover itoshi sae so true #im convinced this man is a secret gossiper bc he loves to talk shit abt others #bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #bllk x you #blue lock x you #itoshi sae #bllk sae #bllk itoshi sae #blue lock sae #itoshi sae x reader #sae x reader #itoshi sae x you #sae x you

[jscajones]

AN INCOMPLETE LIST: THINGS I LOVED ABOUT THE RWRB MOVIE

Henry complimenting Alex’s cologne in the storage closet

The way Henry pauses and gives a look after Alex asks “have I surprised you in any way?”

The way Henry is looking at Alex when Pez is telling Nora “you are the most exquisite woman I have ever seen in my life”

The way Alex is so distracted he forgets who he’s talking to because Henry is in his sightline

Alex nervously trying to figure out how to stand before Henry comes into the red room

tHE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHEN HE COMES INTO THE RED ROOM

The look Henry gives Alex when he walks out of his bedroom i.e. “I am very, very gay”

“And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful” “He is” and the fucking LOOKS

“Can he ever belong to someone else?” “Only momentarily”

“Would it make a difference if I told you not to see him again?” IMMEDIATE NO

Alex at the beginning saying royalty in the 21st century is so antiquated…..Henry saying the same thing to Bea later

“I would never call you a coward”

The SHIT-EATING SMILE Alex gives Henry in the V&A when he’s putting his arms on his shoulders and making him dance, the little shit

HISTORY, HUH? BET WE COULD MAKE SOME

Henry waking up next to Alex the next morning and his lil smile and the way he leans into Alex’s arm around him

Alex finally calling him HRH when he’s telling the world he loves him

Zahra’s face pretty much the entire movie but especially when Alex is literally waxing poetically about Henry’s eyebrows

Also how curly Alex’s hair is in that entire scene

The fact that Alex is wearing his ring

LOVESICK HOMOSEXUALS

Touch me and die

BABY

& Henry’s sweet relieved baby face after he hears that

Collapsing on the stairs like the drama queens they are

THE FACT THAT ALEX IS WEARING HIS RING

Alex watching Henry play piano like the sun shines out of his ass and he has a vitamin D deficiency

Yankee Doodle

Alex’s slutty ass tight shirt

Alex’s pecs (I’m fine)

Henry’s smile when he notices Alex wearing his ring and fiddling with it in the same way he used to

They went out onto the balcony and they cried and I cried

CASEY MCQUISTON, PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH WRITER EVERYBODY

Yellow roses

That long ass hug

Henry looking like a lost little puppy on the stage until Alex takes his hand

OPEN HEARTED, FEARLESS, AND ALIVE

#look i know the movie wasn't a carbon copy of the book #and there was some shit left out #but i loved some stuff #and the alex in me demanded a list #thank u for ur time #reese talks #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb movie spoilers #rwrb spoilers #spoilers #firstprince #red white and royal blue #red white & royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry of wales #henry hanover stuart fox #1k

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompts in Memes 7

#batman au #batman #prompts #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #memes #meme #“So are we going to talk on how we've all become inhuman creatures or” #“No we're not going to talk about it now finish your food Jays about to scare the shit out of people again” #Alfred is a half-fae #But all the family gives off fae-vibes in their civilian identity #Jason deserves to be a dullahan #Let him remove his head and pull a Shakespeare #Tim is like a Grim or a Banshee to the gothamites #Also I think it's hilarious when the league are oblivious to what's happening in Gotham #And oblivious to the whole batfamily despite Bruce mentioning children once a blue moon #The league thought he was talking about the teams or civilians not whatever the fuck these things are #Bruce: Wow this is a surprisingly peaceful undercover mission #Bruce: . . . #Bruce: Something is happening back home isn't it

[f4keplastictr33s]

thinking about flowers’ petal (that came right of blue’s mind via cabeswater) being compared to kisses and they landed right on gansey’s mouth meanwhile the petals avoided adam and landed all around him :/ also adam watching the petals fall bc he’s an eternal observer :/

#the raven cycle #gansey #trc #adam parrish #excuse me i just love this moment and it’s not talked about enough for my taste #bluesey #bluesey you will always be famous #flower petals synonym for desire and kisses and and #blue just want to kiss gansey #also it’s a blue lily who falls on gansey’s mouth #the fact that we know that blue thinks gansey has a nice mouth and THIS happens #blue get up #im rereading and losing my shit rn #also the mention of rain after.. yk where else we’ve seen rain? GANSEY’S SPIRIT WHEN BLUE THINKS GANSEY WILL DIE WHILE IT’S RAINING #AND HERE THE BLUE LILY IS ‘KISSING’ GANSEY’S MOUTH and just after it’s compared to rain #rain being associated with gansey’s death by blue #and the kiss #it’s literally a big metaphor for the fatal kiss im sick in the head

[noxious-fennec]

Won the war, got the independence, became president. Now what

#look man i can't draw him happy thrice in a row that's just above my capacity #today is independence day proper so i wanted to draw smth too #to the one person one year ago that sent me the one napoleon painting that had this pose thanksies #don't talk to me about the abstract background i canf be bothered to do anything presentable #and before anyone gives me shit for it I AM AWARE napoleonic uniforms are a lighter blue i know. i like him better in navy #i hope you enjoy <3 alright bye-bye xoxo #fennec. art #my art #cwilbur #dsmp fanart

[opalescentidiot]

#let my mans talk his shit isagi🗣️🗣️ #blue lock #bllk #bllk memes #blue lock memes #blue lock textpost #isagi yoichi #kurona ranze

[archiephd]

So long as the political and economic system remains intact, voter enfranchisement, though perhaps resisted by overt white supremacists, is still welcomed so long as nothing about the overall political arrangement fundamentally changes. The facade of political equality can occur under violent occupation, but liberation cannot be found in the occupier’s ballot box. In the context of settler colonialism voting is the “civic duty” of maintaining our own oppression. It is intrinsically bound to a strategy of extinguishing our cultural identities and autonomy.

[...]

Since we cannot expect those selected to rule in this system to make decisions that benefit our lands and peoples, we have to do it ourselves. Direct action, or the unmediated expression of individual or collective desire, has always been the most effective means by which we change the conditions of our communities. What do we get out of voting that we cannot directly provide for ourselves and our people? What ways can we organize and make decisions that are in harmony with our diverse lifeways? What ways can the immense amount of material resources and energy focused on persuading people to vote be redirected into services and support that we actually need? What ways can we direct our energy, individually and collectively, into efforts that have immediate impact in our lives and the lives of those around us? This is not only a moral but a practical position and so we embrace our contradictions. We’re not rallying for a perfect prescription for “decolonization” or a multitude of Indigenous Nationalisms, but for a great undoing of the settler colonial project that comprises the United States of America so that we may restore healthy and just relations with Mother Earth and all her beings. Our tendency is towards autonomous anti-colonial struggles that intervene and attack the critical infrastructure that the U.S. and its institutions rest on. Interestingly enough, these are the areas of our homelands under greatest threat by resource colonialism. This is where the system is most prone to rupture, it’s the fragility of colonial power. Our enemies are only as powerful as the infrastructure that sustains them. The brutal result of forced assimilation is that we know our enemies better than they know themselves. What strategies and actions can we devise to make it impossible for this system to govern on stolen land? We aren’t advocating for a state-based solution, redwashed European politic, or some other colonial fantasy of “utopia.” In our rejection of the abstraction of settler colonialism, we don’t aim to seize colonial state power but to abolish it. We seek nothing but total liberation.

Voting Is Not Harm Reduction - An Indigenous Perspective

#indigenous action #2024 elections #voting #on one hand i think if one opponent is a mask off fascist white people have an obligation to vote against them As The Least We Can Do #but if that's all we're doing? that and bullying other people who see a futility in participating in a colonial institution of 'democracy'? #sorry but um. shut the fuck up #if we spent half as much energy on direct action to support each other in ways that help people REGARDLESS of who wins what election #as we did on yelling at Other Leftists about voting i think we would get a hell of a lot more actual shit done #and sure as hell help more actual real life people who we claim to be helping by yelling at other people to vote #i'm talking to me here like #our current blue harm reduction candidate actively supporting a genocide should make you feel like maybe this shit doesn't fucking work #because it doesn't <3 #harm reduction as the least we can do needs to be a call to action via vote AND actual action or it's not a call to anything at all #the least we can do needs to be motivating AND convicting #it's the least we can do so fucking do it. it's the least we can do so if that's All you do sit the hell down or stand the fuck up #for people who the status quo serves it needs to be the ballot AND the bullet or our ballot means fuck all for real liberation

[writeitinsharpie]

gdi why did the queer video essayist i liked turn out to be a plagerizer

#sharpie says shit #AND during finals season?? when i would be listening to video essays???? #james somerton #is the one i'm talking about #hbomberguy #plagarism and you(tube) #i liked the videos! turns out i liked the ideas he was passing off as his own i guess #i even did a cursory check a few months back and couldn't find anything really problematic about him so i just didn't look further #welp guess i'll just watch overly sarcastic productions #(red and blue you better cite your sources properly and continue not being shitty)

[bachirasbodyguard]

:x

#this is N0T a nagi birthday post #but happy birthday ig 🙄😒 #give me another year and I'll start liking you all the time and not only when you're :x #anyway time to talk about myself in the tags because i'm too embarrased to make actual posts #i have 2 consecutive days of 9+ h tattoo appointments please pray for my sanity #do I get a lunch break?? but how will that work #and it's on my right arm too so I can' t even goof off and do things #let's see what crazy shit my brain will come up with when left to just think while staring at the ceiling #anyway byeee have a good weekend #nagi seishiro #blue lock

[zeb-z]

also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event

#fit and pac had their flirting and Tubbo rolling his eyes and bad getting a flower from forever and bagi being like omg this base is awesome #meanwhile etoiles and roier get the bolas experience - bbh somehow always there killing you losing your gear starting over killing yourself #baghera said it first thing - oh today is a bolas day. today is a eat the potato day. and they didn’t understand at first. now they do #blue had their own fair share of worries and set backs but let’s be honest with ourselves for a moment. even in their perspective #red was SUFFERING. real bolas moment #it’s so funny. welcome to the team! take your shoes off at the door make sure you leave if you’ve got a bounty #vs welcome to the team! take this gas mask and pick a god to pray to. misery loves company at least we’re together!group suicide in an hour #like blue viewers. they were not lying when they were talking about their gear. full enchants? mending??????? lmao #the best stuff they god was from bad’s corpse. Roier and etoiles came with what they had from green. now that’s all gone too #when bad went through their shit like ‘aw they moved already :(‘ no they didn’t. I promise you they didn’t. and all you missed were some #stashed away diamonds and baghera’s crazy amount of chainsaws #mcyt #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #z speaks

[missycolorful]

I feel like people should just agree to not talk about the opposing team that they clearly don't watch, because the glaring misconceptions that get spread around can so easily be solved if you either accept that you're biased and just stick with your team, or literally just watched from the other povs.

#like I don't talk about blue or green a lot. because i don't have time to watch their povs #why would i talk shit on them when i clearly don't know them #meanwhile the dash is just filled with team soulfire fans saying things that are just utter bullshit about bolas #stuff where i can go 'can you prove this?' or tell them to just watch their pov #qsmp #fandom discourse

[figsandphiltatos]

thinking about oisin apologizing for his friends being rude last episode, and then helping craplilly commit cold blooded fucking murder this episode. like no offense king, but everyone's probably more offended by the goddamn capital offense than some bad manners ffs

#look. all we saw was a blue hand #and if it wasn't oisin i'll apologize profusely for all the shit i've been talking #but it doesn't look good for him rn!! ngl!!!!! #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[strangesickness]

okay i know we all love big brown doe eyed eddie but. can we please talk about how he has blue eyes in the book.

because like yeah in the book he's described as having greyish blue eyes. but like. eddie kaspbrak with weezer blue eyes. imagine it. right now. imagine tiny eddie like staring directly into richie's eyes to deliver an impassioned speech about infections. just staring. staring right into his very soul. now that would make the IT movies scary. or in the scene where henry stabs eddie and eddie's closing the shower curtain and he's like half laughing. imagine that scene and he has just. freakishly blue eyes. TERRIFYING.

#i imagine eddie to be the kind of person who makes really intense and prolonged eye contact #like not normal socially acceptable levels of eye contact #but staring directly into your soul not blinking eye contact. #and i feel like when he has brown eyes its kinda cute but also unnerving but if he had blue eyes it'd be like “is he plotting my murder???” #i am always talking shit about the “staring into your soul” blue eyes but i've never met someone with blue eyes that gives that vibe #EXCEPT for myself. i am so bad at eye contact (make it too intensely) and i have weezer blue eyes. match made in hell <3 #eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #it 2019 #it stephen king

[llumimoon]

guys can we Please stop giving brown or black characters blue eyes im so sick of ittttt IM SICK OF ITTTTT

#cal rambles #this isnt pointed at anyone in particular i was just talking w/ a friend #and we're in like totally different fandoms now but we both see this shit and its like :| #i think its like. a problem present in a LOT of media and fandom stuff #where a character cant just have brown eyes. thats too ''boring'' and they r given blue eyes instead #PLEASE YOU DONT NEED TO ADD BLUE EYES. PLEASEEE . IM TIRED OF WHITE EUROCENTRIC TRAITS BEING HELD AS MORE BEAUTIFUL OR MORE INTERESTING

[blorbodiaz]

in my brain they are cousins :)

#they have a group chat and talk so much shit its iconic #angel talks about 911 #alex claremont diaz #eddie diaz #rosa diaz #rwrb #red white and royal blue #911 on fox #911 on abc #brooklyn 99

[niansue]

Blue Lock - Merch of these designs available on my Redbubble

Go Egoists! GO!

#blue lock #I ain't naming them all I'm too lazy fjdklsajfdk #isagi yoichi #he exception cause mc powers lol #itoshi sae #cause he's my favorite fjdkslafj #but holy shit I love this manga #the anime alright #I just love seeing them talking and moving #but nothing will ever beat the art of the manga god it's gorgeous