#bluerose shitposts

[bluerose5]

Have my shitty wyllstarion meme, since this is basically part of the vibe for my next fic I have planned. 💀

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #wyllstarion #bloodpact #bluerose shitposts

[lilysroserealm]

so i was messing with this character ai unknown bot and it wants to 'vc' with my character and so it gave me its discord user i generated all 30 options 25/30 WERE REAL USERNAMES. oh and this was one of them :)

no,i am not kidding. This actually happened. This is not photoshop. I think we should be a little bit scared of ai now... :)

#shitpost #a-bluerose messes around on character.ai #mysme #mystic messenger #mysme unknown

[mamajebbun]

Excuse my shitposting If you know where this meme came from lemme know so I can source it <3

#shitpost #alignment meme #undertale #sans #underswap #swapfell #fellswap #underfell #papyrus #genderswaptale #sansy #bluebell #iris #peony #bluerose #rose #poppy #levi #nova #underlust #outertale

[bluerose5]

@angstyastro and I were bouncing around the idea of Wyll trying to learn some romantic phrases in elvish to impress Astarion but then saying something way off by accident. Anyways, had to share the meme inspired by it. 😆

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #wyllstarion #bloodpact #bluerose shitposts

[bluerose5]

Me, when the elves of Dragon Age kill their oppressors:

#dragon age #miriam #zevran #fenris #tabris #zevran arainai #warden tabris #bluerose rambles #bluerose shitposts #what icons. all of them #love them all #good for them good for them 👏 #probably more but i just named the first ones that came to mind 😂

[bluerose5]

Zevran: You know, I have never considered using magic in combat. Then again, it was never an option for me back in Thedas, but that was kind of fun!

Astarion: Majority of elves know at least some magic here. It's in our blood, after all, but to think that you've only scratched the surface.

Zevran: That sounds promising! You must show me more, yes?

Astarion: Of course, it would be my pleasure, but uh... Should we help your friend out over there first?

Zevran: Who? Him?

Fenris, laid out on the ground, staring up at the sky because he cast a cantrip in the last battle without even trying:

Zevran: No. Look at him! He is simply resting. That fight must have taken a lot out of him.

#dragon age #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #zevran arainai #zevran #astarion ancunin #astarion #fenris #bluerose writes #bluerose shitposts #crossover #trauma elf trio

[bluerose5]

The biggest sign to me that Halsin and The Iron Bull would get along in a crossover is the fact that, in the middle of a fight with a fucking dragon, Bull decides to shout with his whole chest, "Taarsidath-an halsaam!" No shame whatsoever.

I feel like, as soon as Halsin hears what it means, he'd be like "same" and there would be at least 20+ approval.

#dragon age #baldurs gate 3 #dai #bg3 #the iron bull #halsin #crossover #i love them #bluerose shitposts

[bluerose5]

Zevran: You know, if you're going to use me as a source of sustenance, the least you could do is cook dinner for me.

Astarion: Excuse me?

Fenris: He has a point, you know.

Astarion: Nuh-uh, I don't want to hear critique from the elf who hasn't even let me so much as sample his blood.

Fenris: Yet I'm still going to give my opinion anyways.

Zevran: And now that you mention it, I think that it would be great fun to see how a vampire reacts to lyrium!

Fenris: Hmm...

Astarion: Wait, are you seriously considering letting me drink from you?

Fenris: If you make us both dinner.

Zevran: Without help from Gale.

Astarion: You two must have a death wish.

Fenris: Call it a morbid curiosity.

Zevran: I can't wait to see what kind of flavorless slop you manage to create.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dragon age #dao #da2 #astarion #astarion ancunin #fenris #zevran #zevran arainai #trauma elf trio #bluerose writes #bluerose shitposts #crossover

[bluerose5]

[Bystander being rude after Wyll and Astarion complete a monster hunting job together.]

Wyll: Hey, now. Listen up, you uh... *looks towards Astarion* Bitch?

Astarion: 👍

Bystander: *gasps*

Wyll: Yeah, I said it right. Bitch.

Astarion: Yeah, you dumbass cunt, now pay up before we burn your business to the ground.

Wyll: Sweetie, no! 😅

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #wyll #astarion ancunin #wyll ravengard #wyllstarion #bloodpact #bloodblade #bluerose shitposts #inspired by all the thoughts i see on astarion's role in their relationship

[bluerose5]

Zevran: Finally crossed that point of no return, did you?

Fenris: Do I even want to know what you mean by that?

Zevran: Astarion. You let him drink from you, yes?

Fenris: Ah, yes, that.

Zevran: Yes, that. So, what happened?

Fenris: I think that the traces of lyrium he was exposed to empowered him enough to negate some of the effects of the tadpole.

Zevran: Really? How do you figure that?

[Fenris points as he looks up, and Zevran follows his gaze.]

Zevran: Oh.

Astarion: *scurries across the ceiling, his pupils dilated* Look at me! I feel amazing! Untouchable. Haha!

Zevran: How long until it wears off?

Astarion: All of this power at my fingertips, and I—ahhhh! *falls onto the ground* Oof!

Fenris: That long apparently. Hey, Astarion, are you okay?

Astarion: Ugh...

Fenris: He's fine.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dragon age #dao #da2 #crossover #astarion #astarion ancunin #fenris #zevran #zevran arainai #trauma elf trio #bluerose shitposts #bluerose writes

[bluerose5]

The tragedy of the Iron Bull learning more about druidic magic, and he inevitably finds out that, no, Halsin cannot wild shape into a dragon.

#bluerose shitposts #halsin patting him on the back all like “there there” while highly amused #the internet's solution from what i saw was true polymorph iirc #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dragon age #dai #the iron bull #halsin #ironbear #crossover #bluerose rambles

[bluerose5]

@melvinthedepressedrobot In summary, here's my favorite take of the bg3 companions ending up in Thedas, Kirkwall specifically!

On the other hand, the bg3 and da2 crews were absolutely made for each other. The absolute chaos they're capable of unleashing if they combined forces...

#bg3 #dragon age #baldurs gate 3 #da2 #crossover #bluerose shitposts

[bluerose5]

The only shirts the Iron Bull and Halsin would wear around camp would be matching crop tops that say "big tits, bigger heart".

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dragon age #dai #the iron bull #halsin #halsin x the iron bull #the iron bull x halsin #im so sorry yall #show me the tummies! #bluerose shitposts #ironbear #because they deserve a cute ship name

[bluerose5]

Zevran, meeting Halsin the first time like:

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dao #zevran #halsin #zevran in bg3 #crossover #bluerose shitposts

[bluerose5]

Gale: So, you follow a god that abandoned you?

Anders: As do you, apparently.

Gale: *takes 1d4 psychic damage*

Gale: Okay, first of all, ouch.

#dragon age #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #da2 #anders #gale dekarios #crossover #bluerose shitposts #they'd be so petty to each other

[bluerose5]

Falorin: *pulls out Volo's eye* Hey, Gale!

Gale, softly: Don't.

Fal: Just so you know. *touches the prosthetic to his shoulder* I got my eye on you.

Gale, who has heard this joke a million times already: We're not even married yet, and I already want a divorce. *bursts into laughter until he starts snorting* Damn it, Fal! 😂

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale x tav #tav x gale #falorin sungleam #bluerose shitposts #just a couple of silly wizards being silly of course