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juststocking · 3 months
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Shirts for kuromi girls (They are worse than hello kitty girls)
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the-great-bonkings · 6 months
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Rate my Halloween costume
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slaymaxuwu · 2 years
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these are the ugliest things ever and I need them
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sometimes I kin Cas like everyone else who kins Cas. all "Dean is so cute" (he IS) and bees and stuff
and then other time's it's Fully Unhinged Immortalmode like "the predecessors to the Cossacks technically invented Rockabilly culture" like bitch wtf does that even mean. i mean it's correct but still...
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sauronnaise · 2 years
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Tolkien: The Horror Show
Inspired by @incorrect-lord-of-the-rings 's 'Aragorn shopping at whole foods' (the blursedest of the blursed).
Simpson!Thranduil
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Halloween Elrond
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Legolas eating spaghetti
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Frodo wearing sexy lingerie
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Gollum at a fashion show
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 2 years
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hello miz !
i’m so happy that you liked my art of class 1-a’s punishment of kacchan and izu wearing the (j)hirt and shoe-pants ! i made the blursed headcanon bearable to you :3 (if this comes off weird i don’t mean to hsjshshshs)
heyoooo
i literally screamed in absolute horror when i saw it to @slug-cube lmaooo
but in all seriousness you're a super talented artist, don't let my hate of these fashion fucking ABOMINATIONS get to you <33
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hipposfashion · 9 months
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Blursed Cybertruck Ugly Sweater Price From: 48.99$ | | [Buy it now at] : https://hipposfashion.com/product/blursed-cybertruck-ugly-sweater/ https://www.facebook.com/HipposFashion/✅ https://twitter.com/hipposfashion✅ https://www.instagram.com/hipposfashionstore/✅ https://www.tumblr.com/hipposfashion✅ Introducing the Blursed Cybertruck Ugly Sweater, a marvelously unconventional and irresistibly eccentric piece of attire that effortlessly blends the realms of technology and fashion. This whimsical garment boasts a vibrant cyberpunk design that cleverly mimics the iconic angular contours of Elon Musk's futuristic electric truck. Its mesmerizing pattern showcases intricate circuitry interweaved ...
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blursed-fashion · 4 years
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Beekeeper suit but it’s off the shoulder
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deceased-madam · 3 years
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Blursed 😳 🐍
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bekindhomosapien · 3 years
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heykav · 3 years
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$755 to look like you don&apos;t know how to wear glasses |
$755 to look like you don&apos;t know how to wear glasses |
Image Details 17 views (17 from today) Uploaded Dec 17, 2020 at 01:09PM EST Origin Entry “It’s Called Fashion Look It Up” Source Reddit Tags fashion, high fashion, sunglasses, awful everything, r/awfuleverything, gucci, look it up, meme, blursed Claim Authorship Edit History About the Uploader Zach Memenator Textile…
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luimagines · 3 years
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Hi! I have a request, but first i wanna say your writing is absolutely amazing! The length + amount of time you put into these prompts is insanely good. Now! Onto the request, how would the boys react to a reader from a more modern era? Maybe a more modernized hyrule or our current point in time?
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Thank you so much for the compliment! I'm happy to see the response even if this blog is still relatively new.
I hope I do your prompt justice.
I probably could have done a headcanon list but I was hit with inspiration.
I also might have given Reader some backstory.
Scenario below the cut! It’s long, take caution.
It was a cool night, but you didn't mind. Your bed was warm, the WiFi was fast and even if it was three AM on a school night, you managed to keep yourself giggling with cat videos and blursed memes until the words and colors merged.
A night well spent.
But it led to questionable decisions.
Even if the shredded cheese in the fridge was beginning to seem a more and more enticing snack, your body was tempted to succumb to slumber.
Until a large purple light encompassed the entirety of your window.
Something was in your backyard.
Aliens. Your tired brain supplies and you sprint to the glass and push away the curtains. Is this it? Is this where I'm kidnapped and never seen or heard from again?
You pull out your phone and open up the camera.
"Pics or it didn't happen." You remind yourself and snap a few before showing your face.
What you see isn't what you're expecting. Instead of a flying saucer in the sky beaming down a laser or a weird pear shaped space craft on top of the grass, there's a single panel of glowing light, swirling with black accents that creeps in a circular motion.
"Cheese and crackers...." You gasp and begin to blatantly stare at it with no regard to whether something may be coming out of it.
You wait and nothing happens.
You wait some more and nothing happens.
You spend an hour watching this portal that has appeared out of nowhere, waiting for something to happen, willing for something to happen. But you get nothing.
The unknown stares right back at you, unblinking and unchanged.
Go through it. A voice tells you. What if there's something on the other side?
"I'm going to die." You gulp and take a deep breath.
Who else gets a chance like this? The voice talks again. This could be a grand step towards a more modern society. A whole new world could be on the other side, waiting, reaching out, calling to humanity!
You think you a see a shadow move behind the portal and out of sight but it’s gone before you can even process it.
"Should I call the police?" You step away from the window, ignoring the thoughts, the voice- you're too tired to know if it's your own any more. What's the plan? How does one go about something like this?
Where’s your sense of adventure? Pack a bag and go! What if it goes away?
That last thought seems to get through to your tired brain and for a reason beyond your understanding, it latches onto it.
Now you’re excited.
You run to the closet and take out your old backpack. It used to be for school but it was fancier since it was the only one you could get. The bag had a replaceable water bag with a plastic straw connected through the back of it and the straps have just worn down enough to where they’re actually comfortable. It doubled as a hiking backpack and came with its own insulated lunch box that clasped on the back of it.
It’ll finally serve its purpose.
You quickly roll up your favorite blanket and strap it in tightly beneath the lunch box. You’re quick to take out two extra outfits and pack them as well as change out of your pajamas.
Ok. What would you need? You don’t know where you’d be going so this has to a catch all kind of deal.
You pack away your swiss army knife first for good measure. A solar powered charger for your phone and an extra pair of socks follow suit even after you’ve picked out the extra clothes.
You take out the water bag and run to fill it all the way to max capacity as you think of any other necessities.
You’d need food. You have a small jar of peanut butter and granola bars that can fit in the lunch box. You can bring your extra water bottle and put in the side pockets of the backpack, and maybe bring some of those powered flavor packets your brother loves so much. You think he has lemonade and some green tea ones.
Those would be great. He won’t mind, hopefully.
You let the bag overfill momentarily before running back to shove it in your bag. with the lid screwed tight.
Next you run to the kitchen, grabbing the first things that you thought of already and begin to look around for more.
You grab an unopened pack of beef jerky, a bag of veggie sticks and a half eaten bag of dried mangos.
During your search you grab the water bottle and fill that too.
You return to your room with your bounty and begin to carefully put everything in the box. With some more deliberation, you run back to the kitchen and make yourself a quick sandwich, eat it, make another one and pack that as well.
You look out side the window and the portal is still there.
The sun is beginning to rise now so you’re trying to go as fast as you can, unless you want to neighbors to think something is going on.
Even if it is.
You’re about to leave but in a stroke of brilliance, you run to pack sunscreen and bug spray as well. You see a small first aid pack that was bought recently for when you would take your family vacation but you reason that it might one of the most important things you’d have if you got hurt.
Into the bag it goes.
You grab your hoodie before you leave the door, wrap it around your waist and pocket your phone, your headphones and your wallet.
You feel immediately under packed when you step outside and see the portal up close.
It’s weirdly triangle shaped, you think and step closer.
You reach your hand out and try to touch it. It feels as if you put your hand through a humidifier but it’s not wet. It’s misty and cold but not necessarily unpleasant.
An idea hits you right before you take your first step through.
You pull up one of the earlier photo’s you took and send it to your friend’s group chat. It showed up in my backyard. I decided to make a bad late night decision and I’m going through. If you never hear from me again, I want you all to fight over my electronics. Winner takes all. Godspeed.
And you step through.
You had first assumed that it would merely take you tot he other side but very quickly realize that you have to walk through it.
The first part still had a little light but with time, it got darker. So dark that you couldn’t even see your hand in front of your face.
You kept walking.
As fast as the light disappeared, it came back and you stepped into the light of an open field, right in front of one, two, three, four, nine males that had appeared to be traveling towards you or rather, towards the portal.
The portal disappears in the process.
“Oh so we didn’t have to go through it! We had to gain another member!” One of them yells. “Would have been nice to know before we packed everything up!”
“Ho boy, where am I?” You ask and tighten your grip on your backpack. Why didn’t I bring a weapon?
They all had long tunics and swords on their backs. Old fashioned leather boots and hand bracers were the norm in this group and you realized very quickly that your jeans and t-shirt had wildly missed the memo.
“Dang, I didn’t think I’d walk into a LARP group. Sorry about that.” You sheepishly smile. “I had no idea where the portal was going to take me. But if you would be so kind-”
“Wait, what’s LARP?” One of them speaks up. He was a dirty blond and somewhere in the middle of the group height wise. He wore a white cape like thing with blue designs on the back but you didn’t recognize the symbol.
“Live Action Role Play?” You tilt your head. “It’s why you’re all dressed like that? Right?”
“This is just our clothes.” What appears to be the youngest bounces up to you. “What are you wearing?”
“First I could grab in my closet.” You admit and look down on it. It’s one of your comfiest shirts and best looking pants. You’re a little proud of yourself for finding those in the dark.
“Weird.”
“We’re heroes. We’re all named Link.” Cape guy speaks up again. “Is it safe to assume that you’re in the same boat?”
“Heroes?” Your eyebrows furrow together. “I’m not a hero and my name’s not Link.”
You’re quick to tell them your name and you watch as the confusion covers their faces. “My brother’s name is Link though if that helps anything.”
“Oh we needed him!” The youngest groans and it instantly irks you.
“What would you need with a five year old?” You deadpan and cross your arms. 
The information stuns the group.
“The portal showed up in the middle of the night and I’m the one that went through it. I’m pretty sure I was the only awake to even see it. Are you telling me that it was for my little brother?” You’d be lying if you said that you weren’t a little pissed. “My baby brother was supposed to go through it? He was asleep! He’s five. What kind of logic is that?!”
“Well...” The biggest and oldest of them runs a hand over his face. You think he has some cool tattoos and sick scar going across his eye but he looks about as angry as you feel, so you don’t say anything. “It appears the gods truly do not care for the hero’s maturity, only his existence.”
“Ok...What’s with all this hero talk?” You bite back. “What did... Where am I?”
“Hyrule.” The second with cool face tattoos speaks up. He’s got a large fur pelt around his shoulders and you have to tighten your grip against your backpack again to keep from reaching out to touch it.
Even so you feel yourself deadpan even more. “Hyrule? Like the ancient empire? The one that collapsed more than two thousand years ago? That Hyrule?”
You’re inclined to not believe them and write all of them off as crazy... but you also walked through a portal. And your grandma did say that magic existed in the strangest forms.
They all share looks of concern and some begin to murmur quietly amongst themselves but you’re too far gone to even notice.
“Did I time travel?” The idea hits you like a bus and you feel your eyes widen as you stare beyond the group. You quickly take our your phone and unlock it.
No signal.
“Is that a type of Sheikah slate?” Someone asks you.
“I don’t know what that is.” You reply automatically. “Wait, hold on, what year is it?”
“Why don’t you tell us what year you’re from and we can start from there?” The darkest brunette of the group speaks up.
“202x PC” You say robotically, not really processing the world around you anymore.
“That’s...” The blond with a long blue scarf speaks up with a slight hiss. “...Beyond any of our timelines. You see, we all come from different worlds and eras of Hyrule’s history.”
“I don’t think you’re the farthest down anymore, Wild.”
“This would then make them my successor, right?”
“It would make their brother your successor.” Someone amends. “I think they just jumped in his place.”
“Leave my brother alone.” You snap back into the present, pocketing your [hone again. “Ok, you know what, screw it. I don’t know what you’d want my brother for but I’m here now. I’d gladly take his place if it means he gets to stay home!”
“Hey.” A boy with pink hair stalks up to you looking a little more serious than you’d like.
“Nice hair dude, way to defy the gender norms.” You smirk a little before genuinely grinning, hoping to quell the tension. “What product do you use? It looks like Artic Fox but not every place sells their brand.”
“...I have no idea what you’re talking about but what happened to Ganon in your world? How have you been handling it?” He snaps and places his hands on his hips.
“Ganon? Like my old principle? That’s a name I haven’t heard in forever.” You’re confused again. “Last I heard he joined the police force only to be reassigned out of state. I don’t know what’s happening with him. Kinda hope he gets fired though. He’s not a bad guy but he’s not someone you’d want in that kind of position of power, you know.”
“Police force?”
You blinked and look them all over. They look very medieval. “Oh... You don’t have that...”
You begin to think about your history lessons and what they might be familiar with if they’re telling the truth about being from Hyrule.
“Ya’ll got knights?”
Many, almost all of them nod, a few with face of despair already on them before you finish speaking.
“It’s kind of like that. Mixed with a towns guard position... kinda. They enforce laws... at least they’re supposed to but the whole system is flawed and racist and really needs to be dismantled for the abuse of power that they have-”
“Abuse? Of power?” You have their attention again.
“It’s stupid and it won’t really make any sense if I try to explain because I doubt you have anything similar but it’s basically a group of people given the right to treat the public in anyway they like for their own benefit because they have no one telling them that they can’t.” You groan and slowly begin to feel your lack of sleep catch up to you. 
You slowly reach to behind you and sit down on the dirt, looking at all of them. “Mr. Dragmire wasn’t like...Demise or anything but he was a huge jerk. No one liked him. He liked me though. I remember that. I was the envy of the whole school because I somehow got on his good side while everyone else wants to strangle him. I think he was transferred for some misdemeanor or something like that... like he might have been throwing hands with someone he wasn’t supposed to. I never heard all the details. I didn’t really care for it when it happened either. I’m pretty sure he lost that fight though. The dude looked like a blast of wind could have knocked him over let alone someone’s knuckle sandwich.”
“I would love to hear more about this.” The youngest sits next to you with a large grin on his face. His eyes are bright and his body language reminds you of your cousin Zelda. You instantly think they’d get along like a house on fire. “What are your monsters like?”
“Monsters?” You tilt your head. “Be a little more specific bud, it depends on where you’re from.”
“You have that many?!”
“It depends on if you believe they’re real or not.”
“Speaking of monsters, can you fight?” The shortest walks up to you. You like that his tunic is stitched up with multiple colors and designs. It gives it personality, you think. “Do you have a weapon you’re more comfortable with?”
The question throws you off your rhythm and you don’t fight your wince. “What would happen if I say that I do not, in fact, have any sort of weapon on me?”
“I wouldn’t believe you.” Pink guy speaks up again. “That pack is huge, there has to be something in there.”
“It’s food, water and extra clothes my guy.” You lean back against said backpack since it won’t let you lay down with it still on. “Not a lot of space for anything else. I’m pretty good at hand to hand combat though. Karate’s a good way to fight out stress.” 
“Your bag’s not magic?”
“Why the hell would it be magic? ...Are you trying to tell me magic actually exists?” You raise an eyebrow as your eyes begin to close against your will. “I know my grandma said it does but I thought she meant like fairies and shadow demons.. and bigfoot. Can’t forget him, he’s the real MVP... You know...Children’s bedtime stories and stuff like that, it’s not real. But like magic magic? Magic items and the like? Find me Tinkerbell and I’ll show you Neverland, that’s what I say.”
“Are you serious?”
“Second star to the right, straight on till morning.” You respond.
There’s a moment of silence as the group in front of you processes your words. It’s hard to tell their reaction since you’re not looking at them but you no longer have the energy to do anything else.
“Are you falling asleep right now?” It’s the one they called Wild.
“I...” You try to open your eyes. They don’t budge. “I haven’t slept in nearly 20 hours... I think. I might have past 24 hours a while ago actually. Portal showed up at like four in the morning... I had to get up at six and I didn’t sleep at all before then.”
More silence.
“Great another one.” Someone scoffs.
You snort.
“Why did we pack up camp again?”
“No one kill me.” You say right before you lose consciousness. “Please and thank you.”
“They’re doomed.”
“Have some faith Vet. They stepped in for their little brother. That has to mean something?”
“They’re in for a rude awakening, and that’s all I have to say about it.”
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Blessed: Marinette, a fashion designer, making little kwami clothes for Tikki
Blursed: Gabriel, another fashion designer, making little kwami clothes for Nooroo
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kawaiijohn · 3 years
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Catboy Vlad suddenly wearing hats everywhere. Everybody thinks it’s a fashion statement. It’s not.
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Anon I want to inform u I saw this ask at 3 am right as I was about to pass out and it caused me to have dreams where Vlad wore a fedora and I don't even know what to do with myself anymore
Also the image of him wearing a party hat over each ear individually is really fucking blursed.
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anthosaidsmth · 3 years
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I thought watching Cub's video first so I can prepare for the blursed energy from Scar's video but nope, Cub's Terrible Fashion Sense Generator is already giving me psychic damage
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cannedinternets · 3 years
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TELL ME ABOUT CUPCAKE
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Hokay so. Lieutenant G.P. "Cupcake" Hendorff of the Star Trek AOS franchise headcanons:
We have initials and a last name from the script/credits, but it's never said on-screen.
Therefore: his name is Giselle Paul Hendorff. (credit to @aroacebones for blursing me with "Paul Hendorff" as a concept.)
he's named after his grandma
his grandma's parents were really into classic disney films
he goes by paul, not b/c he doesn't like his first name but b/c there were seven other giselles in his gradeschool. "paul" is so old-fashioned that no-one uses it, he was the only paul in school.
from cupcake's perspective, things go like this:
he beats up a drunken farmboy asshole who was hitting on chicks in a bar. that asshole shows up on the shuttle the next day. that asshole becomes the star student of starfleet, and is also the fucking Kelvin Baby. he can never escape his nickname.
he is on the Enterprise! amaze, wow! oh fuck planet explode everyone dead farmboy got beat up by the captain farmboy is the captain now???? what??????
well shit apparently that worked? and the farmboy captain... remembers me? fuck. wait he likes me? FUCK.
RIDE OR DIE BAYBEE! CAPTAIN TAKE MY PHASER WITH YOU TO FIGHT SECTION 31 AND THE SUPERHUMAN MANIAC.
oh no i'm gonna be killed by klingons
(that scene was cut so he comes back in beyond, which surprised his actor and is VERY funny to me. make your redshirts unkillable by giving them a cute nickname)
what the FUCK what are THOSE AAAAAA okay okay the enterprise is gone but i'm alive aaaaand... i'm the ranking officer in this group. shit. okay kiddos time for an object lesson in survival!
these cages suck and i hate this but fuck you you're not going to torture these people time to pull a kirk and antagonize the enemy
uhura is terrifying i want to be her when i grow up
why. why is the captain on a motorcycle. fuck it, this might as well happen.
i should really retire after this. what a boppin jam tho
other tidbits:
cupcake is very lorg and has natural resting bitchface so he's kinda just... used to people being terrified of him. he'll never admit it, but he's kinda glad for the nickname kirk stuck him with b/c people DO relax around him a bit more now
cupcake was an only child but he has a MASSIVE extended family so, practically speaking, he was not an only child. he and chekov bond over ludicrous internal family politics.
cupcake: "if you leave hondo and elrissa together for more than 5 minutes they WILL blow something up or set it on fire" chekov: "Ah, yes. *sage nod* The Tanias are the same way. Once they stole my babushka's car and took it for a joyride. They are no longer allowed to group up."
cupcake can't drive. like at all. anything. he barely passed his flight sims after multiple tries. the only reason he keeps getting promoted is b/c no one ever checks his flight creds. he once crashed a bicycle into a parked car.
he was relieved when he started to go bald b/c he CAN'T STAND hair touching his face or neck. it's way less maintenance to shave now.
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