Iida: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory

Todoroki: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”

Bakugou: you’re annoying

Todoroki: yes

Bakugou: and i hate you

Todoroki: yes

Bakugou: but the idea of anything bad happening to you pisses me off

Todoroki: [tearing up] Bakugou…

Bakugou: nah. no. nope, i take it all back, if you don’t stop that right fucking now i will rip your face off

Dabi: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings I’ve been trying to avoid.

lisbon

sauce

*Denki just left to vacation alone in America*

*Kirishima is worried*

Bakugou: Hey, pikachu is going to be just fine.

Kirishima: Then why do you look worried?

Bakugou: I'm not worried about dunceface

Bakugou: I'm worried about America

Enji: There's only one thing worse than all might's protege

Enji: *strips off the paper stuck on the board to reveal the words reading "dating"

Enji: Dating all might's protege

Shouto: Dating

Enji: NO!

Izuku: You still pissed?

Y/N: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Katsuki to actually work?

Ochako : Does have a penis fun?

Tenya : Wha-

Hitoshi : it has its ups and downs.

Shoto. : It's get hard sometimes.

Izuku. : It's a pain in the ass.

Tenya : ...

Tenya : Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

Ik u all know I’m a Baku kin but now u know I’m a toshi kin so w that being said

Shinsou x gn older sibling reader w Shouta x gn reader what r they exactly idk u tell me (little brothers teacher is the one for reader)

Don’t ask what prompted this bc idk

This is probably not funny at all but I’m trying to put stuff out bc I don’t want to go off the deep end LMFAOOOO anyway 🤠

Hitoshi pov ignore me using the wrong their hot ppl can’t spell or use the right there’s n to’s

Reader pov

Natsuo: I can explain.

Fuyumi: Can you?

Natsuo: ...If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Normal people,accidentally walking in on someone: ACK! Sorry!!

(Y/n):

https://youtu.be/aVGZYmKXJfU

My Hero Academia as things I’ve heard/said in my home and school Part Forty Two

Eri, holding an EMF detector at Shinso: It’s going up

Shinso: That’s the little bit inside me that’s dead

Monoma: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Aoyama: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Toga: I need an adult.

Shigaraki: I'm an adult.

Toga: ...I need a different adult.

Class A: so you’re bullied and tiny but you still keep recklessly putting your life at risk because ‘it’s what a hero does’ AND you became super-powered overnight because of All Might and his DNA?

Izuku: yeah..

Class A:

Shouto: Midoriya, are you sure you aren’t related to All Might?

Katsuki: OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU HAVE HIS DNA

Izuku: wait- GUYS?! I’M NOT SURE THATS HOW THIS WORKS

Shinsou: Squid game is honestly my dream situation. I either leave as a millionaire or dead, either way I win.

All Might: Hey, kiddo. How've you been? How's school?

Midoriya: I am a festive pināta and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

All Might:

Aizawa, walking into the room: Same

Katsuki : You're right.

Izuku : I never heard you said it before. Is it new phrase you just learn?

Aizawa: Kaminari, will you please stop talking in memes.

Denki: well..... Yes... But actually, NO

Mina: Psssttt Sensei, I think he only understands memes too.

Aizawa: *sighs*, Kaminari, I am once again asking you to please stop talking in memes

Denki: *gasps*

Aizawa: did it work?

Denki: Kachow

Aizawa: *sighs* it's hopeless

Fuyumi: If you start your work now you'll have plenty of time and you won't be stressing out the last minute.

Natsuo, scrolling through his phone: Nah.