#bnha incorrect quotes
Iida: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory
Todoroki: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”
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Bakugou: you’re annoying
Bakugou: and i hate you
Bakugou: but the idea of anything bad happening to you pisses me off
Todoroki: [tearing up] Bakugou…
Bakugou: nah. no. nope, i take it all back, if you don’t stop that right fucking now i will rip your face off
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Dabi: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings I’ve been trying to avoid.
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*Denki just left to vacation alone in America*
*Kirishima is worried*
Bakugou: Hey, pikachu is going to be just fine.
Kirishima: Then why do you look worried?
Bakugou: I'm not worried about dunceface
Bakugou: I'm worried about America
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Enji: There's only one thing worse than all might's protege
Enji: *strips off the paper stuck on the board to reveal the words reading "dating"
Enji: Dating all might's protege
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Izuku: You still pissed?
Y/N: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Katsuki to actually work?
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Ochako : Does have a penis fun?
Tenya : Wha-
Hitoshi : it has its ups and downs.
Shoto. : It's get hard sometimes.
Izuku. : It's a pain in the ass.
Tenya : ...
Tenya : Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Ik u all know I’m a Baku kin but now u know I’m a toshi kin so w that being said
Shinsou x gn older sibling reader w Shouta x gn reader what r they exactly idk u tell me (little brothers teacher is the one for reader)
Don’t ask what prompted this bc idk
This is probably not funny at all but I’m trying to put stuff out bc I don’t want to go off the deep end LMFAOOOO anyway 🤠
Hitoshi pov ignore me using the wrong their hot ppl can’t spell or use the right there’s n to’s
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Natsuo: I can explain.
Fuyumi: Can you?
Natsuo: ...If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Normal people,accidentally walking in on someone: ACK! Sorry!!
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My Hero Academia as things I’ve heard/said in my home and school Part Forty Two
Eri, holding an EMF detector at Shinso: It’s going up
Shinso: That’s the little bit inside me that’s dead
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Monoma: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Aoyama: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Toga: I need an adult.
Shigaraki: I'm an adult.
Toga: ...I need a different adult.
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Class A: so you’re bullied and tiny but you still keep recklessly putting your life at risk because ‘it’s what a hero does’ AND you became super-powered overnight because of All Might and his DNA?
Shouto: Midoriya, are you sure you aren’t related to All Might?
Katsuki: OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU HAVE HIS DNA
Izuku: wait- GUYS?! I’M NOT SURE THATS HOW THIS WORKS
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Shinsou: Squid game is honestly my dream situation. I either leave as a millionaire or dead, either way I win.
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All Might: Hey, kiddo. How've you been? How's school?
Midoriya: I am a festive pināta and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.
Aizawa, walking into the room: Same
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Katsuki : You're right.
Izuku : I never heard you said it before. Is it new phrase you just learn?
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Aizawa: Kaminari, will you please stop talking in memes.
Denki: well..... Yes... But actually, NO
Mina: Psssttt Sensei, I think he only understands memes too.
Aizawa: *sighs*, Kaminari, I am once again asking you to please stop talking in memes
Aizawa: did it work?
Aizawa: *sighs* it's hopeless
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Fuyumi: If you start your work now you'll have plenty of time and you won't be stressing out the last minute.
Natsuo, scrolling through his phone: Nah.
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