made this earlier cause i laughed way too hard at the english dub
edit: adding this for those interested
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they say bros before hoes, but what about when your bro is your hoe?
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Me: mom, can we have Venom?
Mom: no, we have Venom at home
Venom at home:
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AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???
Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...
AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.
AllMight: Well...what happened???
Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...
Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.
AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?
Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.
Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.
Aizawa: he was crying
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