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eveandtheturtles · 11 months

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No idea if asks are open.

Had this idea in my mind for a couple of days,

Bayverse boys x male snake mutant reader?

(reader is a green anaconda or a boa constructor)

Premise that the reader is slightly larger than the turtles and loves being big spoon. Rest is up to you <3

and if this is closed- just ignore me ✌🏼-🐍 Anon

Nah Nonnie! My askbox is open, if you're not sure if I have my requests opened or closed just check my blog description. I always update my status there!

Donnie

He never expected to meet, much less date someone taller than him.

He has hard time actually going to sleep so sometimes you gotta get your snake coils around him and actually drag him to bed.

First time you wrap around him he panics a little bc snake vs turtle but this tight squeeze for cuddles works like a charm to put him right to sleep. Loves being little spoon bc SLEEP.

You're the only one that can calm his racing mind this effectively. You're like living weighten blanket.

Both of you being reptiles Donnie instals heat lamps for sunning. Best nap ever. This will apply also to other bros.

He drools a bit in his sleep on your arm.

Raph

You gotta arm wrestle him to be a big spoon.

He secretly loves being little spoon but god damn it he has reputation to uphold! It's not even about being a manly man. He NEEDS to protect at ALL times.

Rare moments he asks to be cuddled is when he really doubts himself.

Makes him feel safe and protected. Which you will need to get through his thick skull is okay bc while yes, he protects the others but you're there to have his back as well (and so are his brothers).

Falls asleep immediately when you're wrapped around him.

He still has a bit of 'uuuuuh' moment when you first wrap around him but he's a big sturdy turtle dude. He's fine. Settled almost immediately.

Sunning lamp together.

SNORES SO LOUD

Knits you a giant snake sock to keep you warm when he's not there to cuddle with you. It has "Best Noodle Boyfriend" On it.

Mikey

LITTLE SPOON HELL YEAH

He's used to being smallest out of the brothers and WILL Tackle you when it's time to sleep bc just like Donnie, his brain is hyperactive just in another way. Sometimes his brain needs the sleep but his body just keeps moving.

Solution: Weighted blanket boyfriend.

I think everyone in the lair cheered when you managed to wrestle the orange menace to the first time sleep.

You just gotta wait while the motormouth finishes talking about his day first. It's a process. Good thing you find it cute.

Sleeps with open mouth and does small, short snores.

Leo

Like Raph, it takes a bit convincing to get him to try to be a little spoon. Same reason tbh.

Does like to lay in bed with you bc easier access for affections.

He prooobably has something about having dangerous partners lol

Once you get to agree - you need to hold him against your chest with both arms. He needs that to truly let go and feel safe. Better throw in some verbal reassurance too.

Srsy he and Raph have the hardest time being vulnerable and letting go of the 'protector' mindset.

No eating in bed btw.

@turtle-babe83 @thelaundrybitch @madammuffins @tinkabelle19 @leosgirl82 @sharpwindow @m1dnyt3-w0lf @scholastic-dragon @dilucsflame33 @pheradream-15

#Leo was the hardest to come up with something idk #eve scribbles #tmnt headcanons #tmnt bayverse #leonardo x m!reader #raphael x m!reader #mikey x m!reader #donatello x m!reader #donatello x you #leonardo x you #raphael x you #mikey x you #tmnt x reader #tmnt x you #bayverse turtles #tmnt 2016

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purifycantyouhelpme · 6 months

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Before He Cheats | Chapter 4 | A Duff Mckagan x Reader

Word Count: 2553

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A/N: I’m sorry that you guys had to wait 6 months for another chapter. I kept on losing motivation, I was dealing with college and other personal stuff. Now I’m back on my grind and I will be active.

Yesterday, at a grocery store, Steven's P.O.V

I just walked out of the grocery, holding two bags of groceries. Inside the bags were ice cream, popsicles, cold water and a lot of chips. It was really hot outside and inside, there was no air conditioning in that damn store except for opening the freezer in the freezer section. I was sweating like crazy. Sweat was dripping from my forehead, the sweat was slowly going to my eyes, I couldn't take it anymore.

I was about to go to my car until I saw Axl walking by. Of course Axl’s stupid ass is outside. He loves the heat. "Izzy!" Axl ran up to Izzy and hugged him. I didn’t even see Izzy until Axl yelled his name. What the hell? I might as well talk to them. They miss me anyways. I walked up to Axl and Izzy said, "Hey Axl. Hey Izzy." They both looked pretty mad at me. Probably because I haven’t talked to anyone in a long time. "Where have you been?" They both asked, I chuckled. God, it's so hot. "I have been pretty busy trying to get my life together," I said. It has been a rough couple of months. "Have you guys seen Slash’s new friend? Her name is Claire–”

"Who's Claire?" Axl interrupted me. Everytime we talk about a new girl, Axl wants to try to get with them. "Yeah, I just hung out with her. She's pretty nice." Izzy said. I didn’t know

"What does she look like?" Axl asked us. "Why you asked? You like her or something?" I asked him as Izzy laughed at him. "No I don't! Shut up!" Axl yelled at me. It's good to be back… sorta.

Present day, at a pet store, (Y/N)’s P.O.V.

Me and Slash were at a pet store, looking for more snakes to buy… again. At least I get to look at the other pets like the birds, fishes and turtles. Slash was staring at the boa constrictor with a big smile on his face. It looked like he was about to break the glass and grabbed the snake from there. I walked up to him and said, “You’re going to buy another boa constructor? We already have so many snakes.” I complained. I’m getting of Slash owning so many snakes. He looked at me and grabbed my chin. “They’re nonvenomous, sweetie.” He said as I blushed softly.

“Do you want me to buy a venomous snake?” He asked me in a low voice, he pushed his sunglasses up a bit. “N-No, honey.” I was getting scared. “I’m just playing with you.” Slash gave me a kiss on the forehead and let go of my chin. I chuckled a little.

I was standing next to Slash who was telling the worker to get him the boa constructor. As we were waiting for the worker to get the snake for him, Slash went on his phone while I just whistled to kill time. “Axl just texted me that we’re going to have some type of party at a bar tonight.” Slash said to me. I was shocked when told me that. Finally, take me anywhere else but this damn pet store. “Tonight?” I said. “Let’s get ready then!” I yelled and started to run out of the pet store to the car. “After we get the snake!” Slash yelled.

At the bar, Duff’s P.O.V

I’m at the bar with Axl, Steven, Izzy and Skylar. There were a lot of people here and it was pretty loud here and kinda cold. I’m glad Axl told us to come here. I was just sitting next to Skylar in silence while the others just pretty much argued with each other. It was clear that Skylar was still mad at me from earlier. Now we’re just waiting for Slash and (Y/N). When I came in here, I ordered some nachos and a Sprite soda can so right now, I’m just talking to the others while waiting for my food to be ready. After a moment, (Y/N) and Slash walked in the bar. Slash brought one of his pet snakes here, of course. I’m not afraid of snakes like Axl is, I like snakes but now, it's not the time to play with a snake. Finally, I saw (Y/N), she looked beautiful as always. She’s wearing baggy jeans, a small white shirt and white converse shoes. I couldn’t help but stare at her. She was holding hands with her boyfriend. “Everyone is finally here.” Izzy said sarcastically and rolled his eyes. Izzy only came here because he was forced to. “Hi everybody!” (Y/N) shouted. Everyone was looking at them. (Y/N) looked at me and waved at me. “Hi Duff.” She said, walking up to me while still holding hands with Slash. “H-Hi, (Y/N). You look great.” I told her as she said right next to me, next to Skylar. “Thanks.” Her joyful laughter filled the room. She looked like she was in a great mood, she looked happier than normal. Slash on the other hand didn’t look like he wanted to be here. Skylar put her hand on (Y/N)’s shoulder and said, “You forgot someone, you doofus.”

“Everybody listen up!” Axl shouted. We turned our heads to look at him. “The reason why I brought you guys here is because I miss Steven and all of us hanging out at this bar is a welcome back party for Steven.” Axl explained. No one thought that he was being genuine. Axl and Steven never got along, they always fought and argued. But I do think Axl was trying to be nice. I mean, Axl did make things worse for Steven and he’s really trying to change.

“Thanks for doing all of this for me, Axl. I appreciate it.” Steven smiled a bit but his smile slowly became a frown. “But I still hate you.” Steven sticks a raspberry at him. Axl rolled his eyes at him. One day, they will get along. Slash let go of (Y/N)’s hand and walked up to Axl. “Come on Axl and Steven. Get along for once.” Slash showed his pet snake to Axl. As soon as Axl saw the snake, Axl held onto Izzy in a panic. Izzy was used to this at this point. “Get that fucking thing away from me!” Axl yelled at Slash as Slash just laughed at him. He flinched when the snake hissed. “It doesn’t bite, Axl. Its nonvenomous–”

“I don’t care! Get it away!” Axl kept on shouting and yelling at Slash. At this point, Axl was causing a scene.

After Axl’s long speech and him freaking out over a stupid snake, Claire walked in the bar and stood next to Skylar who was still ignoring me. Claire was wearing a black caprice leather mini dress, with black mary jane shoes, white socks and a star pin in her hair. I could hear Steven, Izzy and Axl talk about Claire in the background, weird.

“Babe, can you get me some nachos please?” (Y/N) asked Slash who was looking at Claire. Slash ignored her and walked towards Claire. They started talking to each other.

“Babe?” (Y/N) raised her voice a little to try to get her boyfriend’s attention but to no luck. She looked pretty sad that Slash was ignoring her but still kept a smile on her face. I walked to get my nachos and beverage from the bar counter and I handed it to (Y/N). “Here, you can have mine.” I said. She looked at me and smiled. “Thanks Duff.” She said, I couldn’t help but to blush. I can just eat at home anyways. “No problem.” I rubbed my cheek a little. I tried to talk to Skylar again but she ignored me. I shouldn’t have lashed out on her, I didn’t mean to. Slash turned around and saw me giving my food to his girlfriend. He approached me with a slightly angry look in his eye. “I was going to buy her something to eat. You didn’t need to do that.” Slash said to me in an angry tone, he crossed his arms. “It’s fine, babe.” She said as she continued to eat her food. This is the second time I believe, where he looked at me in an angry manner. Claire just rolled her eyes at me and didn’t care that we were fighting. Axl walked up to Claire, he looked kinda nervous. “Hello, who are you?” He said in a flirty voice. It's clear that Axl likes Claire. He flirts with any woman that he sees and finds attractive. “Claire. Nice to meet you.” Claire held her hand out so that Axl could shake her hand but instead he held her hand. “Well then, Claire, you are one fine woman~” Axl winked at her. “And you’re going to be lucky to have me in your life.” Axl kissed her hand. Claire was genuinely confused by Axl flirting with her.

Later, Duff’s P.O.V

We all were playing pool in teams together while Careless Whisper by George Micheals on jukebox started playing. The teams were Skylar, (Y/N), Slash, and Axl and the other team was Izzy, Me, Claire and Steven. Steve’s team was winning by two points. We would have won by a few more points if my teammates weren’t so uncooperative and distracted. “I gotta use the bathroom.” (Y/N) told everybody and chuckled nervously. (Y/N) went to the bathroom and we continued the game without her. It was Slash’s turn. Slash’s eyes was fixated on the 6 ball

“Man, you guys really do suck. Try harder.” Slash mocked and teased us. I rolled my eyes in response and Axl gave him the middle finger. Claire went up to him and punched him in the shoulder.“Ow.” Slash rubbed his shoulder where Claire hit him at. Claire had a grin on his face and crossed her arms. “Maybe next time, keep your mouth shut.” Claire pointed at him. “Why don’t both of you guys just shut up?” Skylar yelled at them. We stopped playing and faced her. Claire had her hands on her hips, looked at Skylar and said, “Excuse me?” Her eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “I said, shut up! No one wants to hear you talk about pointless shit.” Skylar continued to yell at them. We all were getting tired of her attitude. She isn’t normally like this. “Why don’t you leave? No one asked you to be here–” Claire was interrupted by a hard punch in the face by Skylar, everyone was looking at us, wondering what was going to happen next. Claire’s fists were clenched, she looked pissed. “You bitch!” Claire launched right at Claire and punched her in the jaw. Claire and Skylar were attacking each other while Slash and the others try to break up the fight. Instead of descalating the situation, I slowly backed away from the fight, while watching in “Jesus Christ!” I yelled. The bathroom door opened and close, meaning that (Y/N) was out of the bathroom. “What’s going on–” (Y/N) flinched in shocked at the fight that was happening. She couldn’t believe what was happening. “L-Let’s get out of here.” (Y/N) grabbed my hand and we both went out of the bar.

(Y/N's P.O.V)

Me and Duff were outside of the barn, looking at the fight from the windows in silence. It was colder outside than it was in the bar. The fight made me in disbelief because Skylar is so nice and to see her act like this, genuinely shocked me. Skylar and Claire finally stopped fighting and stomped their way out of the bar. “Man, that fight was something.” I broke the silence.

“You c-can let go of my h-hand now.” Duff said shyly. I forgot that holding Duff’s hand, I guess I needed some type of comfort after witnessing that. His hand was starting to sweat so I had to let go. “Sorry.” I apologized and let go of his hand. I put my hand in my pocket. “It’s f-fine.” Duff chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of my head. I looked around and I looked back at Duff, "Duff, what did you want to ask me?" I asked him, curiously. He blushed. Before he went to the bar, he texted that he wanted to tell me something very important. Duff turned his head a bit and breathed in and out. "I want to say that..." I leaned in a bit to show him I was listening to whatever he was going to say to me. "That... t-that–'' He was stumbling with his words. What is Duff going to tell me? I’m not ready what’s going to tell me. He held onto my hips and pulled me closer to his face. We stared at each other for a bit, blushing like crazy. He leaned in a bit and kissed me on the lips. He broked up the kiss and smiled at me, I just froze in shock. Duff is in love with me? "I... I love you, (Y/N). I loved you for years now. You always made me happy, warm inside, and you made my days better. I want you to be my girlfriend." He held both of my hands, waiting for my response. My eyebrows furrowed in anger. "Duff, you know that I'm dating Slash. I can't do this to him." I immediately let go of his hands and turned around. I sighed and said, "I'm sorry but... I don't love you." Guilt was running through my head. I walked away from him, looking my head down in shame. I didn’t mean to hurt his feelings but he had to hear the truth.

Duff's P.O.V

Watching (Y/N) walking away from me, I looked down on the floor, trying not to shed a tear. Hearing her say that she doesn’t love me really hurts. Of course she was going to say no, she’s with Slash. I ruined our friendship over a stupid confession, thinking that she would leave her boyfriend and be with me. (Y/N) hates me now, so does Skylar.

Someone tapped me on the shoulder, it was Skylar. I couldn’t even look at her. "What's up with you? You look sad." Skylar asked me. I’m guessing she’s not mad at me anymore. “N-Nothing’s wrong. It's just that I made (Y/N) upset.” I told her. “Ow.” Skylar rubbed her jaw. “Man, you're making everyone hate you.” Skylar teased me and chuckled. I didn’t respond, just sigh.

She put her hand on my shoulder and looked at me, "Sorry. I'm always there for you if you need anything." She apologized. She sounded genuine. Thank you for trying to comfort me Skylar. I looked at her and said, "Skylar…"

"Since it's late at night, let's go to the movies together." I smiled at her. "Okay!" She grabbed my hand and was running. She was leading the way. I honestly don't know how to feel about this. Why am I doing this? I'm doing this to get over (Y/N). This is for my own good and her own good.

#slash x reader #duff mckagan x reader #duff mckagan #duff mckagan fanfic #slash x you #slash gnr #saul hudson #guns n roses fanfiction #guns n roses fanfic #a03 writer #yipee yahoo

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tinytinybumblebee · 8 months

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How do you think the other companions would react to finding out that Astarion regresses? Do you think he'd tell them voluntarily, or would they find out by accident?

Oh, it'd 100% found out by accident!

Astarion is a man who keeps his secrets so tightly tied to him that he's gone past rope burns, those ropes have become engulfed by his flesh but oh boy,,,,it isn't a pleasant feeling for those ropes to be yanked from the flesh.

Perhaps it's been a long couple of days. The party escaping by their teeth from the horrors one finds while finding their way to Baldur's Gate.

Astarion is tired, of course not physically. He's an elf, and they don't require sleep. But, mentally, mentally, he's drained.

It's becoming a dull ache in the back of his mind, creeping through the cranium like the damn parasite. He keeps up with his quick wit, his tongue as sharpnas ever, and fingers nimble with locks.

But, Astarion can feel the sensation. That fuzzy flutter slowly takes on the feeling of a boa constructor, squeezing his chest and leaving him breathless.

The party has gotten used to Astarion, and his grumbles over less than adequate situations. So when they notice his withdrawal, they take it as him just huffy over, gods knows what and leaving it at that as they go to set up camp.

That night, Astarion is at his tent. He's trying to find the book he had been reading, but through all rummaging, he can't find it. Truly nothing major, it's a popular book, they'd probably find one in the abandoned hut down the road.

But, it was the last straw for the vampire when he's told exactly that.

His lower lip trembles as his foot stomps.

"No, no, no!" He yells out, that loud voice quickly turning to sobs as he sits himself on the ground, pulling his knees to his chest.

It's such a sudden action that everyone at camp just stands there for a moment as the residential vampire is having a tantrum over the lost book. Definitely not sure what to say or do.

But, eventually, one of them (perhaps Tav or Halsin because...that man has probably some idea of what's wrong or, at least, knows how to calm a fussing child) goes to kneel down infront of Astarion.

They say nothing, just letting Astarion know they're right there and not going to do anything rash over this out burst.

Something something, Astarion explains it the morning after. Saying that sometimes, his mind will revert back to a young mindset to help him cope with...everything, especially when there's been stress topped on top of stress-

#agere #age regression #sfw #fandom agere #mailbox #bg3 #Astarion

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manufactoredxbyxdesign · 3 months

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[Do you really wanna have to share a bed with a guy who sleeps with his eyes open though?

Do you really want to have to sleep next to a man that with grab onto you like he's doing a boa constructor impression and not let go?]

#- - ooc #- - (hc's)#[He's weird ok]

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invisible-goats · 1 year

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Snake on a building site call that a boa constructor

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fandomstars · 9 months

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Headcanon request fic! Since you like doing animal headcanons, can you do one on what hybrid animal beasts [e.g., half monkey half bear] that the Loud kids, Loud parents, Stella, Clyde, The Casagrandes and Sam Sharp would be? {I’m not the anonymous that requested the original animal headcanons for the Louds}

A/N -Haha idk about like as much as so many have requested such. But it’s not too bad!

Hybrid Animal Louds:

Rita - Cheetah | Hummingbird

Lynn Sr. - Komodo dragon | Moose

Lori - Leopard | Blue Jay

Leni - Giraffe | Butterfly

Luna - Lion | Toucan

Luan - Monkey | Parrot

Lynn Jr. - Hyena | Kangaroo

Lincoln - Bald Eagle | Jaguar

Lucy - Bat | Boa Constructor

Lana - Alligator | Frog

Lola - Poodle | Flamingo

Lisa - Chameleon | Mouse

Lily - Dog | Cat

Bobby - Tiger | Shark

Ronnie Ann - Half tiger half falcon

Other Casagrandes - Mix of half giant animals (bears/lion/tigers) + another animal

Clyde - Armadillo | Owl

Stella - Dragonfly | Rabbit

Sam - Peacock | Flying squirrel

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nelson-riddle-me-this · 1 year

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Boa Constructor

#i doodled a doodle

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butmakeitgayblog · 1 year

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What do you call a snake that builds things?

A boa constructor!

Heh, nice. Why did two boa constrictors get married?

Cuz they had a crush on each other 💕

#anonymous red 506 #i held a boa once #big ol yellow one #all the other kids in the class were scared but i was like.... they wouldn't offer if it was dangerous #so they put it in my shoulders and the muscles moving felt crazy

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mrs-turners-blog · 1 year

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Bored. Can you tell me a joke?

Hello dear, I know a lot of jokes. Hmm, let me guess... oh, here is one.

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.😅

#mrs turner rp #mrs turner #mrs turners blog #rp #asks

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icedhoneyy · 2 years

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okay I finished eating so I can bring you some self indulgent (im studying zoology and herpetology) Uncle!Konoha thoughts.

the one time he takes baby Akaashi anywhere without the intention of meeting someone, its to the zoo, and baby Akaashi is just as obsessed with reptiles as Konoha is so when he bumps into an absolute angel who is walking through the reptile house answering questions, and is absolutely endeared by how baby Akaashi squeals with love as she presses her face against the glass of a boa's enclosure, he falls in love and may find a reason to take baby Akaashi to the zoo every chance he gets.

oh, I LOVE this!!

after having his ass handed to him multiple times now, Konoha promised Akaashi he would stop flirting with people while on babysitting duty. He promised. And yeah, he totally promised before and completely forgot about it (hoe convenient) but this time, he feels like hes threading too close to having his time with babygirl being cut off short, and he loves her too much to let that happen, so he makes good on his promise.

And the first half of the zoo visit goes by smoothly. His full focus is on baby Akaashi and how adorable she is when she gets excited about all the animals!! Not to mention how cute she is, when babbling to the other kids nearby some random trivia Uncle Aki told her about the animals they're seeing (no, he totally didn't read that from the little information panel in front of every exhibition pfff)

That is until the reptiles exhibition. Thats when Uncle Aki SHINES.

On the way there he tells her the coolest things he knows, dumpingall the info he collected during his reptile nerd years. Its easy to see how his excitement bleeds through baby Akaashi, she's jumping up and down, stars in her eyas as uncle Aki talks, until one point it turns into too much excitement for a such a tiny body and shes dashing from his side and to the snakes exhibit.

Of course he hurries behind her, sighing in relief the moment he spots her in a crowd of other kids around the same age. But baby Akaashi stands out, giddily greetin the Boa Constructor and her squishing against the glass enclosure. Konoha calls her name to grab her attention and is completely ignored, but he can't find it in his heart to be mad about it. Instead, he starts to make way to her.

Thats when he notices you, makijg him stop in his track if only for a brief second. You look like an absolute angel and if the endearment in your voice when talking to baby Akaashi is anything to go by, you actually might be one.

Konoha has to shake the dumbfounded expression off his face when his niece points at his direction, making you, and the rest of the mini-humans crowd, look at him. Turns out that baby Akaashi kept interrupting what you were saying with her own impressively accurate facts about Boa Constructors, making you crouch down and compliment her on how much she knew about it and she lets you know that uncle Aki told her aaaaaaall about snakes and lizards and—

She goes on a monologue about reptiles and how awesome they are, but Konoha can't focus on what shes saying when your eyes flicker between Baby Akaashi and him. Oh, your eyes, the way you smile up at him when his niece tell you that uncle Konoha is the coolest. God, you might be the prettiest thing he's ever seem.

He tries to say something, get her attention so she stops interrupting the guided visit but his mind is coming up blank. And then it fully short circuits when you say to an giddy baby Akaashi: "Well, your Uncle Aki seems like a really cool guy. Why don't you two join us for the rest of your visit?"

And he is left utterly humiliated when his 5 year old niece and her yelled out "yay" is more eloquent at answering you than he is. Really, any other response beside a sheepish smile and a stuttered out "yeah, that'd be cool" would be fine and not make him look lie a complete fool. You don't seem to mind though, shooting him a sweet smile whenever baby Akaashi raises her hand to ask question during the rest of the guided visit. And she is Keiji's daughter, so there were a lot of questions.

At the end of the visist, when they go to thank you for letting them join in, Konoha is phisically itching to shoot you one of his best lines to get your number. But one, he has a feeling his usual charm wouldn't quiet land with you and, more importantly, two, he made a promise to Akaashi. So, he and baby Akaashi bit their goodbyes and despite the ridiculous amount of reptile themed merch hes carrying on his way out, he feels like hes leaving empty handed.

Its only when he and Baby Akaashi reache his car, thta Konoha's gloom demeanor brightens up as she asks him if they could come see the snakes next time. "Yeah, that'd be cool", he tells her with a smile.

@emmyrosee babe more uncle aki just dropped!!

#HELP THIS GOT TOO LONG #but calysta oh my god i live this!!!#also its pretty cool that you're studying #herpetology!!!!#so this got wayyyy too long but i still have Thoughts!!#baby Akaashi keeps asking for a pet snake and uhm Keiji doesn't do well with reptiles #so she has to settle for zoo visits which is a blessing to konoha tbtlg #tbh**#anyway it gets TOO MUCH at one point and everyone (bokuto yukie keiji washio) starts digging on why the hell konoha is so happy with #taking bby akaashi to the zoo every weekend #they love her but its getting boriiiiing to everyone EXCEPT konoha whos not even pretending to be excited he just IS #and keiji is finding it awfully suspicious too #when they find out that YOU are the reason they keep pushing him to just ask you out already #but ofc hes trying to make good on his promise #until Keiji gets ENOUGH of it and just tell him to get over it and just do it alreadyyyy #ALSO #konoha is a smooth talker untill he actually gets interested in someone #then he's a huge loser who cant flirt for shit #and i will die on this hill #🌼✉.beehive mail #🌼.from the hive [ khinux ]#🍯💛.bee's knees: [ calysta♡ ]

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catastrofe-ultravioleta · 1 year

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NACH con SHUGA WUGA - AMOR LIBRE (CANAL BOA)

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Estaré allí cuando llores y cuando rías

En tus días de melancolía y en tus alegrias

Estaré allí cuando duermas y cuando sueñes

En tus miedos más profundos y en tus noches más frías

Tan solo dejame escribirte, retratarte

Rescatarte de la nada, siempre que te sientas triste

Tan sólo con mirarte cada madrugada

Tu aroma impulsa mi pluma, sientes mi beso hasta en tu almohada

Cada milésima en tus piernas y en tu olor

Cada noche se hace eterna si tu estás alrededor

Por favor mantente cerca de este constructor de puentes

Con don de gentes y que hace el amor con las mentes.

#Youtube

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littledots · 1 year

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1, 15, 17, 20, 41 for thaddeus

What’s the lie your character says most often? it's a pleasure to meet you.

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone? thaddeus is so prim and proper and respectful and righteous and confident and strong, as thaddeus horatio james of the new york james'. thadd on the other hand, is quiet and insecure and worries too much, cares too much about what his wife and his daughter think of him, rots from the inside over the fact that he doesn't know love, not really, not outside anna and sasha, and that's a familial love. he lets himself get excited about things, he never wears his ring, and he would watch 8 hours of documentaries on art. without saying a word. just eating brownies and cookies and watching art.

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them? "i have very angry eyes. my whole face always seems angry." vs. "he has this very passionate look about him, like he cares about everything so much it takes over his entire face."

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person? his daughter and wife. both are wonderful, both get in the way of his job all the time. he is proud, but he hates working with either of them. and the other is richard roosevelt, okay?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head? "are you fucking kidding? it's like touching a limp noodle. why are you hands so clammy? is your father here, because we need to have words. this right here is why no one takes you seriously. it's not fucking hard. aim for the web between your thumb and forefinger, no, not like that. for fuck's sake, this is useless-- yes. okay. apply moderate pressure, that's too much pressure, okay, not like a fucking boa constructor. jesus fucking christ. ok. keep it brief. that mean's let go. let go. now." (only he wouldn't have an internal monologue. he would say it right to the person.)

#thaddeus james #thaddeus thaddeus james

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notenoughmuses · 1 year

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okay but think of a reunion between rhaella and son jae when he returns from a long trip !! mom is crying - refusing to let her baby boy go

* send META + a word , a name , or phrase and i will write a head canon based off of this !!!

It's a relief to be back home. The trip had been exhausting but needed in order to keep up relations with essos and this time, he'd secured more dragon eggs from Assahi. "Mother!" He knows his mumbled words would be ignored as she holds him close, almost too close as he's pulled into her, near the same height and he tries to readjust his head so he's not suffocated in an embarrassing and compromising position should anyone see them at the docks. Jaeherys in truth can't be more glad to have his mother's boa constructor like hold. He misses his family when he has to go off on any trip, even if its to and from dragonstone. "I'm safe, mother, you won't ever lose me. I'm home. Home for a long while. I promise."

#yessss #momma rhae

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pinersun · 2 years

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Enterprise architecture sequence diagram

#Enterprise architecture sequence diagram software#

The objects in software systems can interact synchronously or asynchronously. Now we are jumping to the exciting part - the interaction between objects! This is the time in which the object is actually being utilized. The focus of control is the block that overlays the object’s timeline. The timeline is not relevant for the duration of the interaction. Note that time in a Sequence diagram is all about ordering. The dashed line is also known as the timeline, shows the sequential events that occur to an object during the charted process. However, today, it will represent a Narrator. While the object can represent a specific class (depending on what kind of logic you describe), I mostly use it to define a microservice. The Sequence diagram object is notated by a box with the name and dashed line extended down below. The sequence diagram has only two basic symbols: object and focus of control. Let’s start with an overview of basic symbols: The sequence diagram depicts the objects involved in the scenario and the sequence of messages exchanged between them required to execute the functionality. These diagrams are the VIP guests of each feature-related meeting. It’s a contract between me and other involved guys, such as product manager, software architect, team members, etc. I’m creating this diagram before I start to design implementation, just to understand the requirements. In my opinion, a sequence diagram is best to represent cross-services end-to-end scenarios or specific flow (or part of it) within a particular service. If an adult saw a lumpy hat, the Narrator spoke about golf and bridge and politics he never mentioned jungles or boa constrictors or stars. As an adult, he used the boa drawing to decide what topics to talk about with other adults. The child grew up, became a pilot, and flew worldwide (not the worst). When he showed it to adults, they all thought it was a lumpy hat and suggested he stop messing about and study the “important subjects” in school instead. Here is a boa roentgen, if you have any doubts. He drew a picture of the boa in this state. Okay, briefly, when he was a child, the Narrator read a book on jungles and was fascinated by the fact that a boa constructor swallows his prey whole and then sleeps for few months while digesting the meal. I will summarise only the part that is relevant to the current article. Have you read Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s novel? In this article, I’m about to show you the notations of these interactions through “The Little Prince” narrator’s interactions with the world around him. In general, a Sequence diagram describes how and in what order objects in our system interact with each other, arranged in time sequence. Implementation designs of each new feature I’m working on are loaded with Sequence diagrams. The most used by me (and my favorite) UML diagram is Sequence Diagram.

#Enterprise architecture sequence diagram

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